Final Fantasy XIV

>he stacked on Grade 2 dissolvents instead of Borax

Look at him and laugh

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>He switched away from ALC specialist

250k active players

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I wish I had max crafts.

who else master books in every craft here?

Why don't you? Just do Ixal/Moogles and GC, it's easy and cheap.

Is it worth the subscription?

>make a free company with a few friends
>want to company craft/airship
>0 (zero) houses available on server

individual housing was a mistake.

I hope you didn't have a lot of grade 2-5 prisms stocked or for sale.

I banked on Dawnborne Aethersand friend which is easily resellable. You never bank on a finished product.

Yeah
There's a free trial

You can trade them in for the new ones.

Oh wait, you can exchange them for the new all purpose items, never mind.

so aside from specific mat lists, what else is different between the prelim and the full notes?

The free trial is remarkably generous now. Goes up to level 35.

Leve allowance

>He didn't stock up on spare soul every week
Though regardless, not exploiting the fiber money train for as long as possible is dumb. Now it's just an even better spec.

Probably gonna drop BSM seeing as I made all my tools a while ago and stick with GSM/WVR/ALC this patch, I'm a WHM main that dabbles with AST, so that'll cover most equipment for me.

There's nothing inherently wrong with individual housing but the problems stem and are only exasperated by the fact that it's tied to individual characters rather than an account.

At least auto demolishing is being recommenced. Good luck, user.

>he shilled another xiv thread

Is that just for PC or ps4 as well?

Best plot. The MB and retainer bell literally outside of the gates.

the worst part is that we're sitting on 50m gil. Just sitting on it.

Fuck off wowfags have a threads all the time

>expecting people who want to talk about the game to mingle with the avatarfags
Don't send me back to /vg/ man, you don't know what they do to guys like me!

>spent entire week catching up to Heavensward
>due to reasons, managed to grind to 60 and ilevel 210 mid-Heavensward
>new patch means I'll be behind everyone else again soon

Sometimes I don't even know if I enjoy this game

What zone has the best music?

Zones and dungeons, not encounter music.

You could just succumb to the real estate agents if you're that desperate.

Put a pf up saying willing to buy house and see what price offers you get

Azys Lla

>210
You were already behind.

West side of upper la noscea

People keep telling me it's weird that as someone who hated the Final Fantasy games that I am enjoying this MMO.

Is it really that weird?

You can view it as the grind only getting easier because everyone his behind now though

I really want to like this game because the world itself is so cool, but the gameplay always ruins it for me.

I wish I could transplant WoW class design into FFXIV instead of shitty autistic Jap class design.

You've done all the hard work, and you'll be caught up before the next patch drops. Everyone ends up at around the same 5-10 ilvl range anyway, and BiS doesn't count for shit outside of progression raids.

x.4 patches are the time to come back. This is the highest the ilvl will get until the next expansion.
ilvl 270 will be the cap for the next 9 months.

Dravanian Forelands. Upper La Noscea is an honorable mention

The only FF games I've played are X and Theatrhythm, so no, I don't really think it's odd.

I may not get all the references but I enjoy the settings and the music all the same.

Good choice, I love that zone.

youtube.com/watch?v=U2MZ-67Zwd0
This is probably my favourite zone music.

>Squadrons are just retainer ventures

What the heck? What is the point?

churning mists at night. i am incredibly pissed that we don't get a fucking orchestrion roll of that but we get sea of clouds instead

You get banned in /xivg/ threads for talking about the game though.

>zone
youtube.com/watch?v=FrsES6HfiwI
>dungeon
youtube.com/watch?v=f4oSpmgIdt8

>churning mists night
that's some high quality taste, user.

>not a crafter
>never have any idea what people are talking about

Jewing

youtube.com/watch?v=FAJ6xdmS_Xo

Does my retainer look edgy enough yet?

youtube.com/watch?v=cB9AQJgdX40

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Why the fuck can't you just sell your house to someone directly for the exact same price as the max cost? So you don't have to try and find a seller and THEN buy the house too.

>""""marksmanship""""" hunters spamming sidewinders and barrage
>3 button beastmastery rotation where you actually stand around doing nothing when you run out of focus
>survival becoming a meme melee spec
>utility like traps and pet survivability pruned and gutted for the sake of 'spec fantasy'

Tell me again about WoW's excellent class design. The only reason they dont get more flack for it is because they rip shit up and redesign it every expac to keep people distracted.

because they didn't want people to buy and sell real estate as a commodity.

fat lot of good that did. but its harder to do now

>flying in churning mists
>graphics on maximum
>night music starts playing
>watch the sunset

how has this not been posted yet
youtube.com/watch?v=tunBN-ZMnzs
best music in the game that isn't in a single fight/primal

>no mo I to V glamour prisms

It's not perfect by any stretch, but I prefer the proc-based design to

>DRG with shitty unfun positionals
>MNK with autistic 50 step rotation
>BLM with braindead MP management
>DRK with 50 different buttons

That kind of shit.

>Can't trade more than 5 items at a time because of RMT
>Can't send shit to alts because of RMT

It's such fucking bullshit.

First come first serve, you twat. Welcome to real life

>mmos should be real life

well memed my friend.

More dailies to keep you logging on every day

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I absolutely despise 'expert' dungeons. They need to stop making them altogether and devote the resources to something else.

will 6420 apartments be enough for Balmung?

i'm camping anyway, but i think even balmung will have issues filling all of them up

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4.0 needs savage dungeons

don't know how that would work loot wise though

No, they'll be gone by the end of the day.

I've only played Warrior in WoW, and WAR is 100x more complex, deep and fun than that

4.0 needs to drop PS3 support and give SMN real summoning skills.

>proc based

play MCH

4.0 is going to just take coils and alexander and turn it into 4 man and all turns for each part are one dungeon.

Or they will continue doing the bullshit of finding ways like Wondrous Trials to make people do dated content again.

how do you figure?

there's no competition from Free Companies
RP alts are not level 50, 2nd LT in a GC and have 500k gil

PS3 isn't going to fucking change anything.

XI doesn't have PS2 support now I think and that's not made them do a graphical jump yet.

Serenity, black shroud ost so comfy as fuck. Have that in my house

Mah niggas. Going to commit to a good bit of decorating after I get through 3.4 content.

No stat gear, but maybe exclusive glamour gear and rare crafting materials to give combat enthusiasts a chance to make gil.

It's not a graphical jump what we need but dropping PS3 support would allow the team to make better boss combats, give us better quests, limit breaks etc. Imagine SMN LB summoning Ifrit for 10 seconds or something like that.

>Crystal Demimateria

The fuck is that

Why don't you just play B&S then.

I spent about 3 days solid decorating my house and was still making tweaks months down the line but now it's at a point where I'm completely satisfied with it.

It's a fun side activity. I haven't decided how I'm gonna style my apartment though, I wanna snipe one of the Ward 1 ones and make it like a bar or bath house or something.

I want to but
>australia

Never gonna happen, like Open World primals that GC can summon.

Or Chocobos in dungeons (Because Squadrons is slowly going to be that instead)

or Mod API.

You're seriously underestimating the amount of people here. There are 18K "active" lvl50+ characters.

I would decorate my plot and house more if the sets I wanted weren't so expensive. I need to buy a new piece now and then not to ruin myself.

>main BLM
>decide to level MNK to try it out
>every single BLM I party with barely keeps AF up
>the ones that have access to blizz/fire III don't use them to switch

Don't even get me started on the ones that only use blizzard

The new Demimateria.

I'm an ice mage!

and how many of them want an apartment? my social circle is small, but i'm the only one looking to buy one of the 10 or so

Would you ever engage in Forbidden Love?

But user if I keep on casting ice spells I have infinite MP.

It's a flawless plan!

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>Try to piss off shitty party by spending the entire second half of the dungeon only casting blizzard.
>No one even notices or comments on it.

Demimateria is the single biggest horseshit thing in the entire crafting system, fuck trying to farm that shit.

How do I git gud with savage raids? Learning the mechanics seems like a ton of work. I thought games are supposed to be fun

>not blizzard wizard

You thought wrong.

But learning mechanics is fun you dolt. Do you want a dummy? Is that it?

I stopped trying to correct shitters a long time ago. They never listen and it just causes a shit storm.

are they restarting the countdown tomorrow? I got an email like 3 weeks ago saying I have 5 days left on my house (even though I haven't played for like 8 months).

I might sub if only to keep my house

Scrips is the bigger bullshit but desynthing is shit too.

Anyone else doing nothing with all their current free time?
I just realised how much this game has taken over my life.

>log in
>stand around and do nothing

>can't log in
>complain about being unable to log in while doing nothing

Playing KF2.

It's pretty darn gr8 now m8.

Because then they would have to stop and type, and that's not finishing the dungeon at the highest speed they can personally achieve.

I actually really enjoy FF14, but the people who play at are mostly anti-social, self-aggrandizing fuckheads competing against one another for prestige, real or imagined.

I mean, you acting stupid on purpose is part of the problem, but at least I can handwave it as trying to start a conversation and see if you're with real living people, rather than dungeoneering robots.

Yeah, they recommencing auto demolition as soon as the patch goes live.

Now give YoshiP your money.

Used to be like this but I stopped playing after I did all content once outside of savage because I can't commit that much time anymore and spent 2.x cycle doing raiding and took its toll.

Gitting gud at the raid mechanics itself is only half the work. You gotta find yourself a group of players who you enjoy playing with enough to be consistent and optimistic while raiding. Even one bad attitude can ruin the whole thing.
Outside of team moral, work on your job's tunnel vision. Don't worry about if anyone else fucked up, just focus on your own job and that's it.

I just want decent gear and a nice medium difficulty.

At least with scrips you know what you need to do and aren't just diving into RNG hell. They really need a more reliable method for that shit, especially if they're gonna gate literally every meaningful craft behind Demimateria.

> WHM

I'd just look at you and think 'oh, it's gonna be one these runs'.

Same reason I never ask French bards for Foes, because they fucking won't.

>Hips, ass and more expansive tit slider never

Scrips just made it feel like a Job and was just tedious bothering to keep capping each week

>difficulty
You won't find it, user. Raiding is 10% personal skill, and 90% dependent on other people.

Normal Pharos Sirius theme was pretty neat as well, I just love the vocals.

>bulge slider never

You can give yourself bigger tits with Cheat Engine. Hell, you can even be completely flat.

Scrips are fine now. They were shit when they were the only/best gearing option but now that they're only used for master books and souls they're fine.

Unlike many of the other requests this is one of the things we could maybe actually get if PS3 support is dropped.

Yeah I didn't say scrips were a GOOD thing mind, just that trying to get enough Demimateria for your crafts is a much bigger pile of bullshit.

ps3 limitations, Western cultural tastes, affects gear design development time, etc.

Thanks, cancelling my subscription now

if they had to adjust gear for larger busts or wider hips, then they'd have to actually do more than model it on the male hyur/female miqo'te and then scale it

i'm convinced that the two i mentioned are the only two that actually get the equipment made for them

Do I lose a day of my game time because of the maintenance?

Wow. Didn't see that in the notes. Fantastic.

How about them fever dreams user, those things you wish for but will never happen?

>they will never completely revamp SMN from a lame pet class into a class with powerful OGCDs that partially summon primals to unleash crazy spells

yes. Yoshi-P needs more castles

I just started the game and I dunno shit about what i'm doing.
I'm mostly just running around doing Fates and Hunting Logs alongside the main story quests.
Is it alright to stick to only one class for the majority of the game? I know I can switch and I should have more than one class leveled, but I like to stick with solid ideas when I make a character and I can't see the one i'm making being anything other than a Paladin.

Also the male options for creation fucking suck ass. Only one beard/mustache option per face is bullshit. I can't even make a scholarly old dude in this "roleplaying" game.

>PvP will never not be completely shitty
>PvP will never have a queue time less than 12 minutes

That is pretty gay dude.

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At least we still have the coolest magic spell of the game.

So how 'bout dem EU server mass disconnects exactly around the time most groups start raiding?
Pure coincidence

So what can ALC specialist make in 3.4 that's good? I looked at the patch notes and saw some plants and shit, but it doesn't indicate if the recipes are specialist only.

>Western cultural tastes

All Korean MMOs have tits and asses.

Grade 3 dissolvents

ALL the new crafted gear need them

no

Sticking to one class will ensure they'll reach level 60 by the time you finish HW.

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All K-pop girls also have tits and asses
I see a correlation in cultural tastes

ALC is literally the backbone of everything again because all the new crafted gear needs dissolvents up the ass.

Money train continues bois.

So I assume 60 is the max level or what?
I dunno what HW is either. A mid-game raid?

About time. A friend of mine ended up not buying because the first 20 levels were trash, which I couldn't argue with.

Stormblood seriously needs to rearrange skill distribution, almost every class is shit until 30. 35 is great since it means you can get your job, have some time with it, and unlock Titan so you can get an idea of what the gameplay is actually supposed to look like.

Neat. But idk if those are specialist only. I'll probably change to ALC specialist anyway though, I don't like crafting expensive things like BSM stuff.

I kind of miss this game, but I kind of don't. I never really had good friends who played the game, and I played with ZR on Ultros for awhile, but I never really felt like part of the group. Never got into a static or anything like that, everyone already had people. Ended up leveling multiple classes to 60, and never really did too well with any of them.

That being said, I will definitely buy in to 4.0. It's just a matter of when I come back.

There are cross-class skills that you absolutely need for endgame. Don't know what those are for PLD, but you should at least put some time into WAR/MRD.

It's totally okay to just have one class leveled to 60, though.

I'm glad I'm not the only clueless guy in the game.

>All K-pop girls also have tits and asses

If FFXIV had the equivalent of free WoW gametime tokens, I would never unsubscribe. But I don't feel its worth continuing to spend $12.99 a month to play at this point when I could be, like, playing my huge backlog.

>third-tier jobs
>same level and power as other jobs, but require 2 second-tier jobs to unlock
>mnk and smn unlock evoker, which uses appendages of the primals in their melee attacks

60 is the max level, yes.
HW is Heavensward, the expansion.

Are you just playing the free trial or something? Just feel around the classes and see what appeals to you the most. The game has a lot to take in to begin with.

PLD's cross class options are mostly garbage, unfortunately.

You grab Foresight and Bloodbath from MRD because they're the only things remotely useful. You don't actually need anything from CNJ unless your healer literally had a heart attack while playing the game.

I never said they were real tits and asses

yes

Fast NIN action.
Dash and shurikens all day.
Or NIN with one sword.

As a SMN main, please eat a bowl of poisoned refugee skittles.

SMN is the most fun job to play, any change is likely to make it worse. And sadly, that's what's going to happen with 4.0 since apparently jobs are too hard to play now.

HW is Heavensward, the first expac. There's 2.0 content (1-50), 2.X content (a bunch of lv50 quests that give you a shitload of xp nowadays), and 3.0 or HW content, which is everything in the expac. HW raised the level cap to 60.

Exactly. I resubbed after the first few weeks of 3.0 a little before 3.3 launched so I could catch up on what I'd missed, but I hadn't missed much. It wasn't long before I was just doing dailies again for no reason, as I had no friends to raid with.

Won't be coming back for 3.4, maybe at 3.5 or near the end of 3.5 so I can get ready for 4.0.

Yeah i'm doing the trial.
I don't really know what class I prefer over the others though. They all feel kinda samey at this point.
I guess I like the Gladiator most since they become Paladins later on and I like playing tanks.

Second-tier jobs are already a poor system and you want third-tier?

>brd and mch
>you turn into a turret and you cant move ever again until you leave combat or you die, whichever comes first

>using ifrit's claws to rake fuckers
>using titan's fist to slap a bitch

I'd have fun

>tfw I played for less than 2 months and I know this because a wise senpai told me

You should just tell them.

>grade 3 dissolvents

Because ALC wasn't already gonna be rolling in cash from cranking out the new tier of pots right? Fucking hell.

Any chance music will be out before patch is over?

First on your checklist is reaching level 30 with your main class. Then, you reach level 15 with your sub-class. Then, you unlock your main job. Then, you reach level 50 with your main job. Then, you beat the main story and all subsequent patch content with your main job. Then, you reach level 60 with your main job. Then, you complete the Heavensward (HW) main story and subsequent patch content with your main job. Then, you start branching out with other classes.

don't forget orchestrion scrolls. we all know you and your catgirlfriend love to listen to Metal: Brute Justice mix when you ERP

Gonna try to finish Furi later today, then maybe play some Payday 2.

Then tomorrow I'll log on, buy an apartment, and go try to knock out Sophia and Sophia Extreme.

The game is fine, but there's really only stuff to do with a fresh patch. Once I'm bored in a month I'll just drop sub until 3.5 like I usually do.

>became ALC specialist
>garbage at crafting and can't make any use of it
I just wanted to be a potion seller

Do people think the cross server party finder in 3.5 will help the game?

Cross server Group Finder is doing well in wow I think. Not sure if people are putting current raids though

Probably.
Once the patch is available for download dataminers will do their job.

Hot tip: Paladin is pure, concentrated hell from levels 30-40. This is because they decided to give them the DPS stance at level 30 and the tanking stance at level 40, while warrior and dark knight both get their tanking stance at 30. Tanking through 30-40 content as an undergeared paladin is most likely the hardest part of the game up until savage raiding.

Not if you try to avoid cancer containment servers. Bad enough I have to potentially play with those mongoloids.

Yoshi believes that people do not know how to do their rotations correctly. I think its fine the way it is. If people want to get better they will do the work and look up rotations. For people who don't care about doing the harder content then they can stay where they are.

No, it's easy. Flash is more than enough enmity.

>they're adding super max potions

>I still can only afford x-potions

Oh, well that sounds dumb.
Guess i'll just keep tabs on a secondary class up until then. Is Dragoon fun?

Crafting is fairly simple actually. The specialist skills suck so don't use those.

The idea is to try to build up 10+ Inner Quiet stacks by using Hasty Touch w/ Steady Hand II and durability restoring skills, then finish with a buffed Byregot's and Ingenuity II buffed Careful Synths.

There are "rotation" guides on the internet that go more in-depth.

>he played Final Fantasy XIV

As someone that plays on Balmung, I can understand you wanting to avoid the shitters spreading.

Only if you can filter out Balmung from your PFs.

How do i do stat points if i want to play both sch and smn?

I need more aoe in my life after playing DRG for the whole of msq

That user is clearly exaggerating. If you aren't braindead it's completely fine.
Lancer/Dragoon is boring until level 26 but it's a lot of fun at level 60.

You actually PAY for the potions?

DPS
DPS
DPS
DPS
DPS
DPS

>start getting into the game because a group of online friends play it
>ask what server they're on
>Balmung
H-how bad is it guys?

If you level gladiator to 30, arcanist to 30, conjurer to 15 and archer to 15, you'll have access to paladin, scholar and summoner, one of each role.

It's the official /xivg/ server.
Judge for yourself.

hope you have a high tolerance for autism, faggotry and aids. It's the LGBT server of its center

Remove the Say channel from your main chat log, friend.

>:3
>get b&
They're doing a good job for once.

go all INT. Apparently its not a problem for a SCH to have those point in INT instead of MIND.

>XIV adds fucking garrison missions

More like FFT missions my dear WoWfag

I'm so sorry user

You mean ventures?
Airships?

It's the same shit with a different flavour.

Why do I want to play so badly even though I was bored as hell of it just yesterday?

shiny new stuff

Stay away from Limsa Lominsa and Ul'Dah's Adventurer's Guild.

Limsa is a hive of degeneracy no matter the server.

That's debatable, considering the points will be 100% lost on SCH because of cleric stance. It depends on if you're planning to raid as SMN or not, because they really don't matter for normal content.
Besides, hymn of the keeper is cheap as fuck.

All VIT is good because it lets you be undergeared and still clear content. No one will notice you have 30 less INT or MND.

I'm not going to talk about the people there, except to say that it's often exaggerated in both directions and that server pops make much less of a difference in general than most people think they do.

What I will say is prepare to spend an extra 18$ fee on the game, and don't ever think you're going to get any hunts or housing in.

>Xelphatol took until 3.4 despite being shown in the plan for 2.0 info.

I hate this kind of shit but at least I can ignore it in XIV.

Motherfucking class order halls ruined Legion for it even though I was enjoying the content.

Unlocked greased lightning and revamping every battle so there's never a moment you can't attack something

I wanna see what greased lightning 40 would be like. I need to feel speed.

user, when we're getting accessories with 60+ main stats, 30 doesn't stand out so much. It won't matter unless you're being told to really push numbers in endgame raids.

>TP
Just play with a Selene SCH and AST.

> Extremely challenging area.

This is probably going to be a dungeon that can be run through in 10 min.

Whats the first thing you're gonna do as soon as you log in?

I'll mass produce dissolvent 3

>Not a single person mentioning GGL.
youtube.com/watch?v=ExXhr8ch8Mk

Reminder the only season Y'Shtola comes across as a bitch is because she's sexually frustrated. She's still a cat, after all.

Grab all the new quests so I know where they all are, then go to work. Thanks for the patch timing yoshi, you fucking hack.

The new arrangement sounds better, though the original is still great.

So i can realistically just jump into SMN with all my points in Mind as long as i have 230+ gear

>patch notes finally reveal recipe for that giant bookshelf they've been teasing in several screenshots
>materials are easy as shit to obtain
fuck yes
The best part is that it looks like those bookshelves are about as tall and wide as partitions, which means they take up as much space as two smaller bookshelves while only taking up one furniture slot, and I can create smaller rooms while still having books everywhere.

Amdapor Keep and Wanderer's Palace were pretty difficult at launch... :^)

>tfw 2fast from melding quickarm V materias as a joke and now run out of TP nearly every encounter if I don't have someone restoring TP for me on top of invigorate/purification
I need to go faster, 1000+ skill speed is too slow now.

Shouldn't have been a gaijin :^)

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buy an apartment

then jew up the market with friends since we cover all specs

Get one of the new haircuts, logged out in an Inn just for that reason.

Buy apartment.
Turn 360 degrees and walk away towards the marketboard right outside the entrance and buy up as many relevant mats as possible.
Play Jew simulator for a week. Oy vey.

The worst that will happen is that people will think you're doing a little worse than everyone else, which is where a SMN is meant to be, considering their pet doesn't share enmity.

>WoW adds relic weapons

What do you guys actually look for when you go find someone to RP with?

People still fuck up in the middle area of WP with the two stalkers. I've seen wipes.

color, size, muscles, belly and a nice bulge

Activate the RP Status :3c

What's giant bookshelf look like?

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How much spell speed is too much spell speed, fellow BLMs?

If they're a catgirl.

half of all summoners or scholars you come across will be doing the same thing.

What the hell is there even to spend money on in this game?

At least 1100ish

buy apartment
pick up wondrous trails because the ornate chest piece could potentially be insane

A horse, a large wooden bucket, NPC clothes, items that were previously free, the usual bait.

They never showed the full bookshelf, only a part of it, but from what I've seen a little like the bookshelves in great gubal library. Makes sense since we're going there again.

Get a new character on girugamesh

No number is too high.

The first 30 seconds are amazing. Makes me kind of sad that I'll never play this dungeon again since it isn't in the expert roulette anymore.

Got it with a fc group not too long ago. You can really blow it up now.

youtube.com/watch?v=PXztvRR3sLk
am i alone

>Zone

tie between burning wall and mor dhona field

>Dungeon

pharos sirius with sorh khai at a close second

I never ask french players anything, because they won't understand what I'm saying.

>1 Aquarium per House
>Max of 4 Fish
>If you want 4 Fish it means only 4 Small

Best fight music is still this

youtu.be/8mM-nHCieSI

I dont get wonderous tails

Are the stickers all RNG?

Perhaps a better image of what we might get: picture on the right, and in the patch trailer behind the aquarium at 2:11
youtube.com/watch?v=8JPfQb549Eo

I'm so tired of Allagan's bad taste in architecture and color but this theme is still rad.

youtube.com/watch?v=dYOSYDBJyZg

It's a shame PS Hard is complete horse shite compared to PS Normal

You know I was just thinking about this the other day. Keeping the cast times but making a bunch of effects that are bigass GTAoE, like Titan geocrushing some niggers. But it kind of makes them too much like BLM, but I'd rather change BLM too. Maybe they can have the OGCD stuff.

>never gonna have feels like t12 or t13 again

this last alex is gonna have them

Gear development would not be affected, they already have a system in place that stretches the gear depending on the character model. If you increase breast size beyond the maximum with cheat engine for example, it still looks natural except for the lack of gravity on the breasts. They'd just need to add that system for butts and hips too, it shouldn't be very hard.

level your crafters homo

Dunno if stickers are 100% drops from content, or if you even get to pick where the stickers go

could potentially be 100% rng bullshit

Wait until Brute Justice comes back and you fight alongside him to protect the gobbie children.

If you don't raid or care about glamour/housing, nothing.

It seems like they will be. But the second chance bonus gets you reroll on one sticker or shuffle them all. Good luck with getting a new person in the old content.

>ast has a spammable deployment tactics and partywide raging strikes for free
is this the end of sch

>clearing normal mode
>ever having the same feels as 12 or 13
>savage ever having the same feels as 12 or 13 when you've already seen the end on normal
It'll never be the same, normal will be unfulfilling and shit because it's a walkover and savage will be unfulfilling and shit because you've already done it on normal.


Also fuck goblins, fuck the skincancer girl, fuck the skincancer boyfriend and fuck the untextured cone of laziness.

post your bottoms

Nope, it might be the end of WHM though.

Good riddance.

not that guy, but I only recently got all my crafters except ARM and BSM to 50, and some of them to 60. BTN and MIN at 60, and I never want to touch FSH. Do I need ARM and BSM or can I ignore them? I'm tired of the grind and real tired of crafting a new HQ crafter set every day when all the materials are spread out all over the world and I don't want to do the fucking Ixal quests again.

>for free

Royal Roaded Spire/Ewer + Balance pick isn't free

craft my long awaited hive weapon and masterbate to my waifu sophie-chan

So how fast do you think all the apartments will go?
Assuming mid pop server and higher.

you go to /xivg/ for those

pretty sure sch and ast will be the go to combo desu

Piece by Piece

>servers always go up at 8pm aussie time
Only good thing about playing from australia

>do Coil unsynced, half the team is new including myself
>T9 took almost a half hour
is this good y/n

man that commercial was total cheese

what were they thinking

They're still hard fights if you're dumb

Why does this game keep getting daily threads? Isn't it dying out? Last I heard it only had 80k active players spread across like 50 worlds.

with crafting it's either all or nothing if you want the most out of it

sure you don't have to max everything but it makes life so much easier

>look it up
>also look up BSM
>fucking ingenuity
I don't want to do this anymore

T9 is literally the only unsynced coil that still requires half a brain to clear because you can't just ignore the mechanics in phase 1. The rest are cheese though.

The game is controversial.
No.
80k is the amount of US players.

AST gives an average damage increase of slightly more than 5%. SCH w/ Selene is 1.5% still I think. The difference is, AST buffs are left to chance, and AST will still do less DPS than SCH.

Only 80k US players? That's less than TERA.

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T11 has a fair number of bullshit unmitigatable mechanics too though, even unsynced.

And at least two of them instantly kill your tank(s).

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Why did 1.0 cutscenes look so much better

youtube.com/watch?v=aU5N24_5VIk

Some fucker bought that house and hasn't touched it since. Can't wait for it to get levelled so that someone who actually wants it gets it.

Yes, I get that it kinda looks like a face

because all the money went into presentation and swag

because they siphoned money from the teams focused on the gameplay

It's Basically Cactpot but now you have to do content and then it's only a chance you'll get a sticker.

Try and hope you can get 3 lines to get a 250 piece of gear with 5 guaranteed melds!

I don't have a source for that.

>attempted t9 unsync'd once
>burned through phase 1 easily because it's a pretty simple mechanic
>absolutely butchered after heavensfall
>haven't attempted again

How do i overmeld

>Time Dilated enhanced Bole = 45sec of Shadow Wall.
>Time Dilated extended Bole = 75sec of Rampart/Shadowskin.
>Time Dilated enhanced Balance = 45 seconds of no draw back B4B
>Time Dilated AoE Balance = 45 seconds of Trick Attack

Don't forget you can add another 10 seconds with Celestial Opposition.

Smack some regen on top of that.

AST saves DPS elsewhere, such as holding off the bard songs, reducing cooldowns and making everyone attack faster. I'm sure that if you take all of the cards into account other than just the balance, AST will come out on top for raid dps utility, which they can do outside of cleric stance.

When will we get more cutscenes that arent just

>Someone talks
>WoL nods
>enemy appears
>You draw your weapon while looking angry
>Cutscene end

It's 220k active, with 80k completed the most recent story.

>Not the Chris Hansen edit

Never. I thought 3.0 was going to fix this because 2.0 had more work to do elsewhere, but they remained lazy and No, the Hildibrand/School shit still isn't up to snuff.

I mean
would you rather have a good game or a good movie

The 5% average damage increase includes both Balance and Arrow. No one uses Spear or Spire because there's no consistency. Bole might actually be used now though.

forgot to save it.

better trademark that fast

>>:3
Jesus christ it's a lion get in the car

>grades for glamor prisms are now gone, theres just 1 prism to use for glamor for each gear category
Finally!

In the nidhogg cut scene the WoL walks toward him.

>WoL nods

Every fucking time. I hate this.

A Finnish video game magazine Pelit just interviewed Yoshi-P, and I think he said a few interesting things there.
>Normal mode raid spoiling the whole Savage mode will be fixed, and Savage will be made more attractive in other ways too
>Exploration will be more interesting in 4.0
>Low levels might be entirely skippable in the future
>He's considering separate F2P servers
>He thinks hunts were a really good idea

Nice map

>all stackable with their respective counterparts

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AST+AST > AST+SCH > AST+WHM > WHM+SCH

I want to love that cat, but there's so many sluts walking around limsa that catch my eye too

I appreciate your ancient meme

A shame they'll never make the cities one zone when PS3 support is dropped. I don't mind zone lines between locations, but the cities aren't even that big physically.

>Low levels might be entirely skippable in the future
>He's considering separate F2P servers
These make me uncomfortable, although something needs to be done about low levels.

Still one type for each craft which is still ass.

m-muh server load

As long as they have both, Savage will only get dyed gear, mounts and titles to make it appealing.

Low Level skipping just seems like he's being a jew and allowing everyone to skip shit like Chinese can through Mogstation.

Hunts and FATE were ass and need to be removed and not forced into all content.

What server load? All of the NPCs are handled client-side in ARR unlike 1.0.

>Literally called The Emerald Labyrinth
>Get mad when it looks all the same.

Can't stack any job in savage, even in premade.

I'd prefer they didn't trivialize the early game the way WoW does, but I wouldn't mind something like the option to start off as one of the 3.0 classes in the future with an expedited 30-50 that drops you off in Heavensward.

No it's because she's dead inside.

I'd rather there not be a dumb cutscene at all if it's just going to be pointless.

When blade and soul first came out, I was actually ENJOYING the cutscenes and I was wondering gee, why? Turns out it's because people actually move around and do shit during those cutscenes and they're not happening every 5 steps.

>diurnal benefic, regen, medica 2, asylum and collective unconscious all stack
>nocturnal benefic doesn't stack with galvanize

>Can't stack any job in savage, even in premade.
99% chance that's a typo.

I just want XI-tier cutscenes

The game is so much better in every other department

>Normal mode raid spoiling the whole Savage mode will be fixed, and Savage will be made more attractive in other ways too
This is really easy to fix by releasing normal mode along with the 24-man in the catch-up patch. Basically what WoW does with LFR.

>Exploration will be more interesting in 4.0
I'll believe it when I see it.

>Low levels might be entirely skippable in the future
This is necessary for the health of the game, unfortunately.

>He's considering separate F2P servers
How would that even work?

>He thinks hunts were a really good idea
Well there's nothing wrong with world bosses, it's just that in this game they're SHIIIIIIIIIIT

FATEs would be good if there was a reason to do them, like if they gave gil. Not "grind 5000 FATEs to complete an item that will be useless next patch".

It's not even mentioned in the full notes at all compared to the pre-lim so I presume it was a mis-translation.

you could shield through every non instakill mechanic if that was the case

>came back after a year
>started my relic quest
>Atma grind

Oh lawd, is the relic worth it?

Trying to finish up what I missed in ARR before getting HW

There's no way to do it (without a ton of work) that won't be immensely flawed in some way.

It bugs me that there's no centralized Miquote land, where the race dominates.

>Thanalan
Hyur, Lala
>La Noscea
Roe
>Black Shroud
Elezen
>Ishgard
Elezen

Cats are just scattered. Only place they have a majority is Forgotten Springs, but nobody remembers that.

The ARR relic is worth it

It's not a type as it wasn't chanced at all between prelim and final.

Only the Item Level Requirement isn't needed if you're premade but the Level Requirement part of only one of each Job is enforced regardless.

Great for glamour and useless for everything else

If you feel like grinding for the fashion go for it

>Oh lawd, is the relic worth it?

If you like how the weapon looks and want to glamour it, yes.
Otherwise, ABORT ABORT ABORT

>implying I'd ever forget the yuri catsluts in the spring

>This is really easy to fix by releasing normal mode along with the 24-man in the catch-up patch. Basically what WoW does with LFR.

Never going to happen or the story will be spoiled by a lot of people.

>Spend three years making class-stacking related LB penalties
>3.4 comes out
>"Ah fuck it let's just flat out disallow no dupe classes"

>is the relic worth it
It's primarily just for glamour.
Finishing it lets you skip the first phase of the HW relic, but that phase is really easy to do nowadays anyway

I dislike Miqo'te but I kind of agree, they should've stuck more of them in the Shroud since Keepers are supposed to live around there. Seeker's are nomads in the first place I think, so whatever on them.

The races aren't really used well in the game, which is a shame because some of them have interesting lore bits of their own.

Because they're all illegal immigrants from Meracydia even though that was their grand-..-grandparents or something centuries ago.

Deport cats.

>Never going to happen or the story will be spoiled by a lot of people.
Oh no, what horror. If you don't want to pick up the controller you don't deserve to see the story first. Besides, fuck out of here, nobody gives a SHIT about story in Alexander. NOBODY.

>The Fist of the Creator

Unless Alexander has three fists I'm pretty sure there could be a typo.

>act like whores in public
>get butthurt if dudes notice it

the quest was bullshit

*touches scar* I do.

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That was a typo when I took screenshot of it during prelim but it's Breath in the Full Notes, but nothing else in that part of the screenshot changed.

Alexander story is a fucking blight on this game. I want nothing to do with fucking goblins ever again.

Who gives a shit.

Game is dead in the water once 4.0 hits anyway since all jobs will be made simpler to play. Enjoy Heavensward while it lasts. The next expansion will be Warlords of Draenor-tier.

is maintenance over? Was gonna revive my sub and play but not gonna waste it if servers are down

Can't wait to go there in 5.0 and bathe in tree cats.

Divine seal > Regen > Medica 2 > Asylum is equal to spamming cure for 20 seconds, the bullshit is already here. Besides, it already stacks with stoneskin, which you could say the same thing about.

Yeah it's over.

what's even happening in the story anyways

the goblins summoned alexander and went inside and found robots and cities and there's some au'ra bitch and time travel involved?

>someone got kidnapped?
>wait who?
>why would a random goblin be useful at all?
>didn't even realize who got kidnapped until later because fucking goblins are all the same and I could not give less of a shit about any of them

Mocapped/animated by hand.

ARR went with the budget alternative of using character animations. It's mostly a time/budget thing I guess.

There's those tribe of cats in south thanalan (i think it's south).
And a lot of cats also tend to stay around the shroud as well, as opposed to la noscea.

I'd rather it been about Qiqirns and Yojimbo with the clink clink.

Alexander isn't even about Cheese I think it's about some retard and her boyfriend.

Adlo + Stoneskin is 2 shields. Adlo + Adlo + Stoneskin is 3 shields. You could stack even more shields with more SCHs or ASTs in the party. That would break the game's balance.

*angrily robot nods in the direction of user*

Muh scar and untextured buttblug and some assbergers goblin shit that means they can read numbers to see the future.

Can't wait for the inevitable "ALEXANDER WUZ A GOOD PRIMAL WE NEED MORE CRYSTALS FOR DEM PROGAMS" or "nyoooh don't kill alexander or you'll kill my gay faggot ass Au Ra male boyfriend uguu *touches scar*".

Does Soil and Collective stack?

From what I remember, and without using the wiki, there was a guy who may have been a catalyst in summoning Alexander the first time, and now the dragon girl wants to stop the goblins because she blames herself for not stopping the guy before.
On the other hand, the Illuminati want to stop being nomadic and finally have a place to call their home, but also want to enslave the rest of the world for some reason I've forgotten.

nothing fucking changes beyond waiting for GCD and avoiding big red circles you delusional autist

Yes.

However the correct usage of CU is to pop it, wait for the tick and then let go unless you're waiting for damage. Don't forget the effects linger even after letting go and you can boost the duration with CO.

>yfw matched up with a lvl 41 cjn in the roulette

>Sharlayan book talks about a moving fortress
>Au Ra tribe finds book
>Try to summon it using an artifact that looks like a shitty polygon
>Backfires horribly and everyone dies except for the OC scar lizard girl
>A few years later
>Goblins find book
>Summon fortress again
>It works
>Fortress absorbs the planet's life force so it has to be stopped
>However it lacks the shitty polygon artifact to work
>Goblins kidnap Goblin girl who is the only one who can make the artifact work because she's super smart and shiet
>To be continued

But it's the exact same thing as regen. With enough white mages in the party, you could regen your way through anything because, unlike galvanize, both regen and medica 2 stack on each other.
I'm not saying that different adlo should stack, I'm saying that one adlo and one nocturnal barrier should be able to stack, and in the instance of two of the same job, the stronger barrier will be applied.

>but also want to enslave the rest of the world for some reason I've forgotten.
Basically for science.

I'm just expecting more HP-check bs like JKick in the later portion of Creator Savage, which may further emphasize the AST+SCH combo for progression.

We need to update this with AST.

in nignog EX you can use CU by itself to heal through the first Akh Morn. pretty useful for conserving MP.

GOTTA PROTECT THIS UNTEXTURED PARTY CONE.

I can finally craft ironworks desu

Regen doesn't prevent you from dying when you get hit by 30k damage. 2 shields do.

>When you enter the same dungeon as Cosmo and Brianna Wu.

Say you have a Prey mechanic. Normally you have to use a single target shield, Adlo or Aspected Benefic, to deal with it. With stacking shields, you could just use Succor and Aspected Helios and totally ignore the mechanic.

you have not seen the horrors of trying to heal with a GLD in brayflox.

>there are people that still don't have FSH 60

It's like you don't even want to be cosy and make tons of dosh while afking.

its actually a heavenscracker

What were they thinking lol.

>GLD

30k is easy, one shield and a high defensive cd with burst heals after will do. A white mage can do all of that themselves, with regen after the fact.

Not as bad as healing a GLD in the Vault.

>"FFXV needs a shitty CGI movie so we're cutting the budget back"

Lightspeed -> CU -> Synastry -> Aspected Helios -> CO -> Helios would probably lead to some ridiculous burst healing potential but there probably wouldn't be many instances where lining up that many cooldowns together is entirely optimal either.

Sure, there's exceptions like that but I think you still understand what I'm saying. There's usually no advantage to holding yourself in place.

Xenos on the left

>GLD
>Not GLA

>he plays FFXIV

this games aight

WHY IS THIS ALLOWED

How about 40k? 50k?

>what is deployment tactics
Even after the ast buffs, both of them at once would only be slightly more powerful than a non-crit DT.

I never get that one right.

*GLA, fuck

Why did you have to lie to me, user?

I remember you from the last thread.

Same reason they're making use of those Carbuncle textures that have been in the same since 2.0 alpha. To save a buck.

god dammit

RED MAGE WHEN.

For the lulz, user.

For the lulz.

Yeah just remember its GLA into PLA

>implying Deployment Tactics is ever used to deal with Prey
No one is ever stacked for it.

Should I watch Kingsslave to pass the time? Is it decent or just cringe?

How can they get away with this.

I personally liked it. It looked great graphically and aesthetically, and the story was predictable but still cool.

Thanks for posting it. I must have been so baffled by it that I forgot to take a screenshot.

You could've just opened the launcher and seen if the servers were up, you don't need to login to do that.

Nice group you have here.

RDM will be a tank

graphics are amazing
story was eh nothing too impressive
give it a watch if you have nothing to do

DoM Tank yes please, the game needs more DoM.

*teleports behind u*

>Had to finally look up who the fuck Madara is.
I don't know what I expected.jpg

>Lalafell called Manly Tears

This is pretty funny actually

I can see it.

Tank survival ability.
Think of it this way. The amount of shields going out wouldn't be at all game-breaking, because the non-crit variants will be of equal potency to an adlo crit, which lasts all of 10 seconds in an encounter and serves as a reprise for the scholar to reapply their dots. The insane shields would be a crit adlo + nocturnal barrier, which still wouldn't hold up against some of the more brutal tank busters in the game.
My point is, having them stack would do the same thing as having all the regenerative assets of whm+diurnal ast: give healers more cleric stance time.

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It's decent for an action movie, just don't expect too much out of the plot.

In any case your sub paid for it so you should torrent it on principle anyway.

>most manly manga character
>least manly anime character
???

Triggered.

Why do the devs keep making semen demons while all the female pc's still have flat as a board asses? Fucking christmas.

I had an attention whore in my previous FC who was named after that dragon lady in GoT, i forgot how the name is spelled.
I haven't met a single decent person who wasn't original with their name.

SAY MY NAME
SAY MY NAME

filename

>Hyphens can now be used in character and retainer names.

It's a subtle jab that secondary sexual traits (large breasts, firm round asses) are evil.

Should I transfer to gilgamesh? I'm tired of being on a ded server.

>are evil
You mean good. We're the warriors of darkness.

I'm pretty sure we're not.

It's pretty nice here, but I've never been anywhere else

thicc

Balmung

Bidaily
FFXIV
Shill
Thread

I'm ok with this, as long as it's not a healer

Why isn't Fray just as thicc?

Better dead than reddit.

>servers come up after maintenance
>balmung fills up
>terror spreads in the streets of ul'dah as RPers realize they'll have to pick between RP tag and mentard crown
>hundreds of balmung players flock to the forum to demand a RP mentor crown

How long will this process take? My money is on less than 2 days.

Bidaily
Butthurt
WoWfag
Post

It's alright, not as bad as some people make it out to be.
Then again, i don't deal with PF or DF cancer.
I hear Leviathan is decent but not as populated.

You can't really be a bully if you have obvious flaws yourself. Warrior quest npc's are thicc though

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It's happening right now

Fray is your dark side, and looks exactly like your character.

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>Somehow makes them far more grindy, class defining, playstyle defining, AND mandatory in every possible way.

>far more grindy
Not really. You do all sorts of content and the weapon grows as you go along. As opposed to doing ARF for a month every day and then getting the upgrade only at the very end which will be the same as every other guy's weapon anyway. The rest is true though.

WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY Y'STHOLA NUDES YOU LITTLE FUCCBOI

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fuck off with this thicc shit.

I did not actually expect to be agreed with. This was sort of meant as bait desu.
I do actually unironically want a DoM tank, though. And not just a "heavy armor, melee weapons, maybe some flashy magic effects on their cds but is otherwise exactly like every other mmo tank", but a genuine caster with protective magic and shit. Also a non-magic healer for shits and giggles.

iiiIIIIiiii GET A LIL BIT GENGHIS KHAN

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Whoops, didn't mean to reply.

>Also a non-magic healer for shits and giggles.
Chemist.

Fuck you you piece of shit.

You mean recommencing until the next time the wind blows too hard in nipponland.

Why are elezens so shit?

Musketeer -> Chemist never happened.

Or when people speculated it would be Scholar, that was fun.

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Best track.

Post more best minion

>1.0 Limsa has a Musketeer's Guild
>It's entirely missing (along with another unused blocked-off Guild) in ARR

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>throwing potion bottles at people's heads to heal them
>glass shards from broken potion bottles littering the floor in the aftermath of every fight
another popular option might be dancer, but I don't know how magic or non-magic that one is

>Healing people with your boipucci

Get on this Yoshi

Scatomancer?

was dancing mad the pinnacle of nobuo's compositions

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I wish machinists had chemist job-flavour instead of being copy paste bards, they were the other gun users in fft after all.

Throw Potion for buffing and spot healing, although the latter might make them too good if you basically have 2.5 healers.

come to leviathan

Is that a fucking tumor? Bellies are not like that.

>Hear statics dropping WHMs for ASTs now

They finally did it

The funny thing is that without any buffs, just spamming blizzard 1 is 1.1k+ dps, that's way more than DF BLM usually do.

>stomach bulge

Patrician

It's the outline of a cock.

She's pregnant because her owner impragnated her.

don't come here if youre a jerk though

Reminder to call whm mains cuck.

PLD NEEDS TP FIX

>Main WHM mooncatboy
>Lore confirms cuckdom
>Class confirms cuckdom

Guess I just have to accept it. Better find a big roegadyn bull.

why, is bullying not allowed?

>manly tears

Ask for Goad

I thought one male cat fuck lots of catgirl or is that the ones not in game back where ever the fuck cats come from?

>Live off of glamour
>Glamour Grades are no longer a thing
>Dragoon Crafted looks pretty good
>Dragoons get the special tank gear from the art contest in new alex.
>Shire shit is alright too
>Glamour For Days
>I probably won't even glamour to them
>I just enjoy having the option

no
don't come to my server if you're a bully

Mooncats are like housecats, females find random males to fug and raise the kids alone.
Suncats "tia" are the cucks.

What if i'm a nice guy who just wants to fish, mine and run raids?

Oh hey did they update her?

>tfw two characters called B'sho Nunh and D'men Tia

Lost City of Ampador (both normal and hard) have to be my favourites.

Suncat Males with the name Nuhn or breeding males have to stay with the pack fucking bitches for eternity. Therefore it is canon that no player character can ever be a Nunh.

All other suncat males have the name Tia, and are complete cucks. They only way to fuck bitches as a suncat is to become a Nunh by challenging the current Nunh to battle, and winning, or by starting a completely new clan.

Mooncat males are even funnier, they retain their full name from their mother, and are named based on the number they were born. That's how pointless they are.

You can stay and join my farm parties then.
beware of shitters, I'm trying to grow a linkshell of people who don't wipe in them to make them much more reliable.

For zones it's this chill as fuck place at night.
youtube.com/watch?v=3dmIfjArBw0

For dungeons I'm really digging the new one.
youtube.com/watch?v=AVxUE_6z984

>they retain their full name from their mother, and are named based on the number they were born
that's almost exactly how roman women were named

Aren't male Keeper of the Moon alpha a fuck though?
They're loners who go around fucking every female they come across and just let them raise the kids alone to go fuck some other bitches.

Neither of these things are mandatory or reflective of the overall race though. Most actually live along the world's nations like everyone else, though for "some reason" they make up the most whores of all races.

Just look at Twelveswood Mooncat bandits. Literally steal and murder from innocent people just for ONE spiky dick. Even abandon their family for it.

MOONCAT GENOCIDE WHEN

NIN main here

What exactly did they mean by this

Don't be an asshole man

I'm pretty sure the females choose the breeding stock, actually.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gamergate

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gamergate

You don't goat tanks, except in 4 man dungeons maybe by accident.

this is a fake image, right? I've been playing since 2013 and don't remember anything like this

cool

make a new thread you shills

SMALL
PUFFY
MIQITTEN
PUSSY

ffxiv.gamerescape.com/wiki/Antling_Gamergate

>grade 2-3-4-5 prisms removed

You don't goad anyone period if they know what they're doing except on AoE heavy fights. PLD is the job who goes out of TP the quickest so might as well use it on them.

because the only good one quit

oh it's a leve enemy. Ok, wow that is bizarre. Wtf.

I think the recipes are removed and they'll lose their function but an NPC will let you trade them into the new normalized prisms.

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>mfw all those niggers asking for help and desperately trying to clear A8S before the maintenance yesterday

No way I'd help your ass, you had 6 months to clear this shit.

Made for licking

Bump Limit Reached, New Thread:

DELETE THIS

She's for protecting not for lewd

[Glamour intensifies]

Hey now there were at least two other good ones

They died, but they were good

oh wait, fuck, I assumed that wiki link wasn't literally an ant. Ok, never mind, this is cool. I knew this game wouldn't do something like that. :)

I want her to sit on my face

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Kys

Help! I don't remember the last coil I cleared, how can I know it? It was like 3 years ago.

This feels wrong. I'm worried if we make threads like this we'll become as bad as /xivg/.

2? i can only think of one other

Did you fight a wyvern? a dragonwoman? or Bahamut?

moonmen are so rare you're basically both right

I've played Legion since launch week. The progress is laughably slow until you get more stacks of your knowledge, which is basically a 4 day cooldown "buff" if we're being concise.

0.5 cents has been deposited into your battle.net-- I mean, Blizzard Tech account.

Watch him say it was a snake.

I remember fighting twintania but I don't remember if I killed her.

>Mooncat
I want to make it a sex slave like the brigand scum it is

Cast the eyes into the abyss!

Really? This bridge is built over an abyss? Letting the eyes leave our control couldn't possibly have any bad consequences. Errrr... I mean.

(STOIC NOD INTENSIFIES)

Then you need to kill Twin to unlock second coil.