There are people ON THIS BOARD

>you actually share a board with buddhist fucking shits
>they could be in this very thread

When's soku?

*Inchling

please don't make this another amanojaku thread

DUMB
KOBITO

Got it.

NEW FORBIDDEN SCROLLERY

IN WHICH REIMU GETS BTFO

imgur.com/a/tivdt

Fine, I'll settle with a vampire thread.

Who?

Hopefully /jp/ and Cred Forums mods can work together to stop /jp/ leaking into Cred Forums.

How about stop Cred Forums from leaking everywhere else? Honestly anything that leaks TO here is an improvement.

Also, video games are video games whether you like them or not.

>he says while posting jojo

Vampires, dear user.
Truly magnificent creatures.

whats a jojo?

>hey Cred Forums what's your favorite VIDEO GAME nipple?
>posts 80 images of touhou nipples
Fuck off back to /jp/

Never heard of them.

Hey guys.

Videogames.

no dude, it's not a video game because I don't like it.

are dead

Not surprised, they rarely get out for their mansion after all.

youtube.com/watch?v=VUDqOIBY9FA

Okay, let's get best theme out of the way first

Is there a stage 6 boss worse than Byakuren?

Gotcha Famicom

Here you go.

I like the character, the music and all, but the fight is just too damn easy. Even Miko and Yuuka are harder than her, and their games are fucking easier overall.

git gud

Difficulty has nothing to do with game design

Her danmaku is lame both visually and gameplay-wise

A new month is coming, user. Don't forget this time.

>Who the fuck are Shinki and Yuuka?

>y did u maek da geim so hard ZuN ;_;
Do I need to call MaZe again, shotty?

name 10

JUST 10

toehoes who are stronger than reimu

i belive you cant

Sure, I guess I have time to BTFO him again

It'd be fun and I'm sure everyone in this thread would love to leave space for us

This time he might even drop his hugbox IRC

One of Hecatia's employees and a psychopathic homicidal maniac with good bantz?

Wait you said ShiNki.
Someone is kinda sorta but not really canon.

>mistaking badass Shinki for that lame Shiki faggot

"teamed up with Yukari" Reimu
"teamed up with Yukari except she's not actually physically there" Reimu
"teamed up with Suika" Reimu
Reimu riding genji using huge balls

There's four

The "teamed up with Aya" Reimu is actually weaker than Reimu.

Mystic Square is canon so long as Alice exists.

Makai is for gaylords and nerds like yourself. New Hell is for cool girls with silly little hats and FASHIONABLE outfits.

UFO is actually my favourite in the series

There is no reason to believe MS isn't canon. It's the only PC-98 entry that doesn't contradict a single thing from future games (except Reimu's purple hair, but who cares about that).

>FASHIONABLE

Hecatia's the cool onee-san of eternally damned spirits of sinners and flesh-eating clowns.

Reminder that when Alice was a child Yuuka stomped her shit so hard that when PoFV happened Alice noped the fuck out and locked her house behind 7 magic barriers

>New Hell is for cool girls
>Hecatia's the cool onee-san
maximum LAL

heca-chan is for bullying

I've always assumed that her hair changed colors when she came to realize and wield her true power to float.

Konngara was a better ruler of Hell and you know it.

>Konngara
>ruler of Hell
[citation needed]

Hecatia has to rule THREE Hells, so she's under a lot of pressure. Stop bullying her.

I wanna touch her 3 BALLS

Respect the law

Latest FS chapter gave us Reimu ad Marisa with hairs down.

Reimu without her hair tubes is so elegant and princess-like. Marisa without her hat reminds me of Alice from Alice in Wonderland.

Considering she was at the end of the route and is based on a deity, it's safe to assume. Or more realistically, ZUN's all but forgotten she exists so the jury's eternally out.

>assume
so you admit you're a secondary

Do you have evidence to the contrary then?

It really doesn't matter what Konngara was anymore since Hecatia's the de-facto Goddess of Earth's Hell (and the Moon's Hell and the Other Hell).

Though, Hell isn't a centralized place, so it's possible Konngara had her own little slice too. Hecatia being president and Konngara being something akin to a governor.

that's not how it works, you idiot

if you're so sure konngara used to be the ruler of Hell (something we're never told), then you have to prove it

Why didn't Suika just break the moon again?

Wouldn't she only just destroy the Near Side of the Moon, prompting the Lunarians to go fucking ballistic and eradicate the Earth?

Even then, if she did destroy the Moon entirely, the Lunarians would cleanse the FUCK out of Earth and then move there.

...

Which is why I brought up the idea that not only was she the endroute boss but also based on an actual deity? Or are you just blowing smoke.

>prince shoutoku was male
>therefore, miko is a guy
>i'm too stupid too see the holes in this argument

KOSUZU DIES

It's really more of a Shou situation.

Why hasn't Mamizou been sealed away yet?

>UFO Casual
Nigga, Imperishable Night was most causal touhou out there

>Imperishable Night

Weird way of spelling Lotus Land Story.

Nah, IN had those ridiculously generous Death Bomb periods.

>but if you play it on ez modo then it's easy
Fuck off scrub king, we're talking Normal survival run difficulty here.

That's such a nice thing for you to say Seija! I hate your goddamn stupid face too.

because if im gonna spend the time gitting gud at a shmup id rather spend it on one with a scoring system thats actually good

>scoring

That's not how it works you dumb virgin boy.

Don't need generous death bomb periods if you're not dying in the first place. LLS or a MS Mima run are easier than IN.

I wanna ____ this Tanuki's ____

punch face

feel
mammaries

But user, she wears glasses.

steal leaf

Only one thing to do then.

youtube.com/watch?v=U4RB3z3zNFo

end
life

PoFV later?

no

PoFV is a shit game

Yeah
PoDD is superior

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