Who's your favorite celebrity that plays video games?

HNNGH

I'm not saying a nice ass and thighs don't look good in them.

Does Tim Allen play video games?

SUPER NINTENDO SEGA GENESIS

>Clone console on flatscreen

>midgets

Young Thug.

>"PS3, I ain't playin."

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>liking homosexual music

>Retro on a big fucking LCD screen

IT LOOKS LIKE SHIT
STOP
STOP IT I SAID

No but he smuggles cocaine into prisons and somehow became famous.

Buzz Lightyear is his best role and The Santa Clause series is pretty fun.

Yeah, because something as statistically insignificant as dwarfism totally matters.

>getting trolled by thugger
cmon man

This. Sort girls are just fun sized. Women can be to tall on the other hand.

MAN WHEN I WAS DEAD BROKE I COULDN'T PICTURE THIS

youtube.com/watch?v=HFKtYCcMWT4

>Women can be too tall

lol no faggot

best one

I want /asp/ to leave

In terms of being insulted, or feeling ashamed, yes. Women never want to be tall.

Fucking geek manlets

You and me both, user.

wrestling fans are the absolute fucking WORST. They, more than ANY OTHER FANBASE, feel the need to insert their hobby into EVERYTHING and try to feel other people out so they can just start talking about it non stop. I've never seen a worse fanbase. Notice how this faggot was asked who the slut was? Instead of saying "Alexa Bliss, some wrestler" he goes into full sperg mode and links to a video clip of her and says "She's pretty funny :P". They can't fucking help themselves.

>Supa Nintendo, Sega Genesis! When I was dead broke, man I couldn't picture this!

/asp/ rarely leaves /asp/. the crossposters come from the redditors that browse asp, wooo, and reddit. those are the ones that come over here shitposting and trying to make wrestling threads here.

>goes full sperg mode about wrestling fans
i dont know what is worse
kek

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Kek at this triggered faggot. I stopped giving a fuck at the end of PG era, I do miss Stone Cold and Rock.

>those are the ones that come over here shitposting and trying to make wrestling threads here
Speak for yourself. These threads are fun and all that, but /asp/ is unironic redditor cancer.

>They, more than ANY OTHER FANBASE, feel the need to insert their hobby into EVERYTHING
>more than ANY OTHER FANBASE

user, I can't take you seriously when even you know the things you are saying are lies.

These threads are reddit cancer, they're just /wooo/ and asp memes, and most importantly they aren't fucking video games.

HE'S COMING!

this should be good.

>he has a favorite celebrity
Are you a woman OP?

A man who worships another isn't really a man.

Here's your fucking vidya games!

>These threads are reddit cancer
And yet, here you are.

Relax you cucks, he only shows up if someone posts a cartoon tree or some shit. He couldn't give a fuck over logos from google images.

yep

Vin Diesel

and Robin Williams. Played DoD with him a couple times

Lose weight

OP, if you worship another human being enough, do you think you will get into their social circle?

Begging you to have sex

are you sure

Vin Diesel is based as fuck same for Robin. I miss him and watching World's Greatest Dad specifically THAT scene with Kyle always makes me cry.

What did you think about Jeffery, user?

OP, how much effort do you place into worshipping another human being.

Is being servile genetic?

TOO FUCKING FAR, user.

THICC
CUTE

Where have i heard that before... Oh yeah!

You have never met this person and yet you say "I miss him" and "world's greatest dad". You are genuinely mentally ill and likely looking for a proxy father where ever you can find it.

Don't breed. Fix your abandonment issues, take some fucking pills.

now you've done it

what about war heroes do they count

incredible. harambe, riri and future swag sound like they're from another planet. literally ahead of his time.

HE'S GOING TO DESTROY US ALL DESTROY US ALL DESTROY US ALL DESTROY US ALL DESTROY US ALL DESTROY US ALL DESTROY US ALL
DESTROY US ALL DESTROY US ALL.

My man Snoop Dogg

Does otaku man count?

what have i done? i don't understand.

>Clone system
>HDTV for retro games
>Garbage controllers

Hey guys it's me. videogamebarney

>I can remember the names of over 40 celebrities

Signs that you are mentally ill.

Shit.. My exact feeling

>retron 3 console
>on flat-screen

>Visiting Reddit
You already know what to do.

Is that captain price with some greeks?

what are you talking about? it's not like i have magical powers or something. i can't just summon whatever you're talking about out of thin air.

>flat screen
>clone hardware
>clone controller
>16:9 ratio
Disgusting.

World's Greatest Dad is a Robin Williams movie you dumb cunt.

user you can like things and people you know?

I don't plan on breeding anyway.

TEKKEN and Def Jam FFNY, respect the code Crow.

I understand why negros obsess over celebrities. The faces on the TV are stand-ins for the parents that neglected them.

OP, on the other hand, is just a head case.

My girl is 6'1 and she loves it

Damn. Just moved higher up the list.

Dylan Sprouse is also a little fedora wearing faggot.

Look at his reddit for Christ's Sake. He's a fucking neckbeard. I used to idolize the dude but jesus christ.

It's a movie you autistic fuck, why don't you take some pills that make you not retarded

>inb4 you think I'm the poster you were responding to

Just popped into this thread to make fun of you for getting so angry and not knowing how to read, get on some meds user or just kill your faggot ass self

Not him but "World's Greatest Dad" is the name of a movie. Jesus fucking shit, dude.

>Not remembering tangeloes stop clowns

Hey Barney

Poor kids. Sad, sick, constantly nauseous, can barely hold down food, always weak, bodies in pain, and then they have these cunts who look like witches hovering over their beds.

Oh sweet, more celebrity trivia. You spend alot thinking about celebrity trivia don't you, head case?

Tell us about your "fav celebz", nutter.

>Enter thread for comfy Cred Forums wrassle bants
>Get this
Well, see you faggots next week.

Extremely short girls can be midget are awkward even without actual dwarfism. 5'3" is a good cutoff point.

>tangeloes stop clowns
what did he mean by this

The lower class exists to keep the upper class entertained.

>I used to idolize someone several years younger than me

16:9 RATIO WITH A 4:3 GAME

Lol, Gam3r 4 lyfe

The fact that he is idolizing anyone says enough.

This is too depressing, I'm out.

That's a baby doubt it's dying but if I were it's parents I'd put it down for being around those "people" and that gorilla.

>quick take a picture of me while I'm holding a controller so boys think I'm a nerd and give me attention

user, he could be up to 6 years younger than dylan sprouse and still be allowed to post here. 6 years.

Last man standing is pretty comfy

shalom goyim

>16:9 stretch 240p image on an HD LCD
EVERY FUCKING TIME.
STOP IT NORMALFAGS. EVEN JAMES DOES THIS.

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>Hasn't watched Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy

Jeff lived a hard life.

>user thinks two celebs are alright
>capitalizes the movie title and straight up references a scene
>"ABANDONMENT CELEB COCK SUCKER"

You're really dumb, aren't (you)?

Goodness

I don't think I could be that cold and pose infront of a kid with cancer for the camera like that. I'd be in such deep thought and sadness to put on a smile

oh. that show sucked.

>celebrity vidya thread
>autist complain about wrestling fans
>barneyfags
>autist who is sperging over the idea of entertainment and people who peripatetic what they do
>autist complain about playing retro games on a hdtv
>when crt threads are brought up on Cred Forums, anons sperg about not playing on a hdtv

never change Cred Forums

Anyone younger than me is underage. Under my age.

Not with a framemeister it doesn't. Seriously, even regular av looks tons better running through that box.

It worked. OP, rushed from his Twitter to post his "FAV CELEBZ TEEHEE" on a non-TMZ or Tumblr site like he is a middle aged woman.

Dream on, gramps.

Every single one of those bullet points is describing me, btw.

Fuck Trinitrons. Heaviest material in the universe.

Is that a fucking crotch shot?

Tmz is where celebs post on world medicine to feel important

>You will never kill all of Hollywood

Just imagine how better off the world would be. The only complaints would be women under the $60,000 yearly income bracket

Robin Williams

You can't be helped.

Isn't Hollywood a society of pedophiles? Why do you worship them, OP?

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Finding un flattering photos of celebs and then trying to get an autograph good plan

is she playing sonic 2... WITH A FUCKING SNES CONTROLLER? REEEEEEEEEEEEE

A shame he didn't hit a bump right before he pulled the trigger.

If you remember the names of more than 20 celebrities and you aren't a woman, you need to kill yourself immediately.

Brennan Williams

Cred Forums Is that way enjoy the capeshit,cunny, and daily BLACKED threads.

Same can be said for knowing more than 20 video game series.

That's not daphne rosen you stupid fuckface.

Any other answer is incorrect. He name his daughter Zelda for fuck sake.

No

Fuck that made me mad. LE ENTIRE AWARDS SHOW TURNS INTO A BLATANT PHONE ADVERTISEMENT

lol shes like reese from Malcolm in the middle

Shame $30,000,000 in alimony a year every year to his ex wives killed him

He fell for the marriage meme.

Ye

It wouldn't have phased him. Directly from his facebook:

Plot twist: I shot myself in the face.
Synopsis: I actually wanted to put this in a music video/ but no cameraman wanted to film it. So I did it myself since I felt like taking a bullet to the face.
Anyway, this was really nothing. I've been shot a couple times before and this was like a 4 out of 10 on the pain scale after the initial impact.
I look slightly disorientated after the blast. That's because my ears were ringing/ in pain. It was hard to focus on sound and although I assumed that i swallowed the bullet/ I wasn't quite sure.
The last time that a bullet ricocheted through me/ it destroyed an organ and part of another.
Now, anyway, to all my friends and family who boo hoo about this shit, deal with it. I don't give a fuck whether you want me to live or not unless you are paying me MONEY. Your care for my life will never supersede my disregard for it. I knew it was possible that the bullet might bounce back and puncture my throat/ but it didn't matter.
And yeah, a bunch of people thought that someone else did this. Nah I would've fought back if that was the case.
And concerning the laughter/ I forgot about what we were laughing at. I think we saw something outside the window for a second that induced the humor, but I can't remember.
When my tongue was moving rapidly around my mouth, I was feeling for my teeth.
Anyway, I should've used a different gun. My friend discouraged me from using the .9mm because he said it was armor piercing.
Armor piercing: I wonder what that'd look like going through my arms/ do you?
Lastly Worldstar initially told me to email them this video, so as of now, before I am anything important, I'm answering all questions concerning my books, art gallery, and mediocre rap/ rock videos.

Everything a celebrity does is an advertisement. Welcome to adult hood and finally clueing in.

More like Dewey's retarded ass.

>Actually in special ed

May may originated on /asp/ retard

Thats John Macaleese, ex-sas bloke who killed some niggas in the iranian embassy siege.

Aye ye know like, aye ye know is pretty much the only 3 words he could speak.

Uh, why do you think they get paid so much? Advertising is their primary job.

Watch any James Bond film.

>Visiting /asp/
Just as bad tbqh fampai.

wow he sounds so edgy and cool

Right, but that shit wasn't done before in what's supposed to be the most prestigious awards show in the entertainment industry, at least not on as blatant and large of a scale. Not surprised because Hollywood is shameless and loves money, but fuck.

>just let me order this pizza, on my samsung of course
>haha hey guys notice my phone, let's get a selfie to a bunch of retweets he

o shit Cred Forums up in here

>Obsess

Chill out with your assumptions man it isn't healthy.

Wow I know this girl, and how she came up. Biggest Fraud on youtube at the time

Hollywood is more autistic than Cred Forums

Bitch literally jumped into it.

youtube.com/watch?v=ARVc7s3ec1k

Forgot how comedy gold this guy was

Enjoying movies and anything is autistic.

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WAYNE'S WORLD PARTY ON WEWEWEW

>Even advertised T2 Judgment Day

i dont visit Cred Forums often
no one ever wants to talk about thug
or KOOL AD

Can we get a screen of this retard?

why don't you screen it yourself you dumb fucking redditor

*Screen cap

Faxing it to you now.

gotta be at the right time m8.

New supervillain?

Can't phone posting at work.

Begging you to get a clue

Thanks senpai

Not a wholesome SUPA NINTENDO SEGA GENESIS thread I was hoping for but many keks were had.

>laptops

I'd fuck Bridget the midget.

God I would do terrible things to that woman

And her massive bush

>you will never climb Karlie Kloss like a drunk uncle shimmying up a Christmas tree
hurts to live 2bh phamalam