It's another fucking Resident evil thread

Someone's eventually going to voice and make a comic of this.

DE TRAS DE TI IMBECIL

No way, fag.

TE VOY HACER PICADILLO!!

THIS IS NO RITUAL

IT'S TERRORISM

GO KELO GO KELO GO KELO

HEEEEY

AKAAAAAAA

Little rough, don't you think?

Tell us what you would do with a lusty ashley on a cool autumn night in her bedroom, anons

LEWIS?

LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

No way, fag.

the loyalist in me finds it hawt

silly rebel scum

best line

>fucking american gringo can't even say my name right as I die in his arms

T h i c c
i
c
c

Smash that pussy into oblivion, impregnate her with triplets, then get vanned and sent to gitmo where I rot in a cell until I die.

Uh excuse me.

Mr. X is the best B.O.W.

QUE ESTAS HACIENDO AQUI CABRON?! LARGATE DE AQUI!

Control scheme for RE4:

GC>Wii/PC>xbone/360>>>ps2/ps3/ps4

>''you're going to fuck me, right user?''

>''you're gonna push your thick cock down my tight wet throat and fuck my face until you force me to swallow your cum, isn't that right?''

>''you're gonna grab my fat tits and suck them until I beg you to put it in me, yeah?''

>''I want you to drive me wild with your dick, user! I want to feel you inside me!''

>''well? We have all weekend until my parents get home. That's almost 72 hours alone with me. I hope you'll enjoy every last inch of me''

Another upgrade, following the HD re texture format, but one mistake:
in real life they never actually add in nee content, like this image has done

Sorry to have bothered you...

The president's daughter has been kidnapped by terrorists!

Are you a bad enough dude to rescue (and then fuck) her?

>GC>Wii
>GC somehow 50 tiers above every other controller despite being effectively the same scheme

no

Depends on how imaginative and outgoing she is.

Kek. I actually blew air out my nose at this one.

>I have one very important question: you got a smoke?
>Got gum.

Fucking hell, I don't know why that exchange makes me laugh so hard.

>when you have to go to the Sheriffs office to retrieve a diary and he breaks through one of the little hallways
always makes me jump

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Mating press until well into the afternoon

MIKE!

The one that always got me was when you look at the security cam and see him walking to where you are at.

I play raid mode from time to time still as HUNK, currently working my way through code red.

A late night RE thread can only mean a 50% rate of waifu/capcom brand ass magic up in here

EET'S GAME TIME

slide my cock into the warm sweaty folds of her armpit pussy

No way fag

why the fuck is this so goddamn erotic?

Leon is Adasexual.

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Isn't that a popular word these days

But why did the president equip his daughter with ballistics?

What were the other version of OP's image?

For the love of god who is the artist?

Do more

no way,fag

Welcome my brethren...

Reminder that Heather was Ashley, before ashley was ahshley.
The same exact colour scheme for boots, skirt, turtleneck, all heather is lacking are the F-cup breasts. You thought i was going to say balistics, didnt you?

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COGERLO COGERLO COGERLO

oh boy did someone say ashley?

hehe

Let's all go out for some frosty chocolate milkshakes.

AQUI ESTA

All these fat cocks.

If only there was a spunky officer to keep them in check

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No thanks, I have Ada to masturbate to,

So is Ashley still alive? I just started playing RE6 and I'm wondering what happened to her.

Plague of Gripes.

Hope you like lots of bordering-on-lewd-but-not-porn art and the frequent images that make you wonder if he's a furry.

NO THANKS,

BRO

NO.

Of Gripes the man known as Plague.

QUE CARAJOS ESTA HACIENDO AQUI? LARGA TE CABRON!

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Her dad's term as president was over long before RE6. She's just living her life doing whatever it is ex-president's daughters do.

Downloading an RE4 ISO right now to end my Resident Evil virginity. Only 6 projected hours to go, fucking university internet connection.

I actually decided to pull the trigger on this b/c somebody posted Leon's jacket in a "Subtle gaming clothes" thread and it actually looks really fucking cool and I want one

Not the daughterfu... She would never turn out in such a way

If only Ashley actually looked like that.

what is his face trying to convey?

FREEZE!

Put your fat cocks where I can see em!

PUFFY
ARMPIT

Don't get one. It's all in asian sizes, so nothing fits. Asians seem to believe that jackets should strangle you into being a shape that isn't human.

I don't think they know what a human back is shaped like.

>That's almost 72 hours alone with me
>72 Hours

I HAVE A CHOPPER COMING IN THREE DAYS

FOLLOW ME

Should I buy the new RE4 remaster for Xbone? The only other version I have is Ps2.

On one hand the 1080p60 is nice. On the other hand the HD remaster looks kinda sterile, and I'm not sure if I want to grind out those 5 stars in mercenaries with fucking useless Leon again.

Also does the 60fps cause issues with faster ai cycles, like in some other games?

>captcha: residents only

She knew what she wanted. Even then.

Real life face model coming through leon & ashley

>''I bet your wondering how my tongue would feel around your fat juice cock as it pushes past my lips, and I suck every last drop of cum out of it, huh user?''

>''I think that maybe I'll use your face as a seat, that way you'll have something nice to preoccupied yourself with while I swallow your cock and press my fat juicy tits around your shaft!''

>''wanna see how good I am with my hands? Pass me that lube and I'll make you cum until you're gasping for me to stop. Keep still, big boy. I want to fill up a mug with your cum... here we go...''

how bright it is outside I think

Yeah they're pretty cool.

Definitely am replaying 4, REmake and 3 once it starts getting cold and spooky out.

>tfw first time playing RE4 today

Got the castle, Red9 is fucking fantastic and I got me the Riot Shotgun and Semi-Auto Sniper.

The controls are pretty fucking wonky with the camera, unlike RE5/6. It fucking weird dealing the camera.

She's old now. She doesn't need Leon anymore.

>no l-lewds
Dicc mode: deactivate

Aw yiss.

Fuck off autist

tfw I want to erp as her now

She doesn't have any shit stains on her pants. Spic like him only likes those juicy asses to smear his cock into.

To be fair guy, you would probably be better off paying the extra at a leather coat store and finding the real deal sheepskin, that design ws not invented by capcom

I hope he will have Nemesis style AI and follow you from room to room in the RE2remake

I'd get it just for the right stick aiming, but I already own the Wii Edition.

I've seen a couple variations of them, surely they ALL aren't that bad right?

Either way, bomber jacket looks fucking cool and I intend to look around for one that doesn't suck before I dump a bunch of money into one just for looks.

I think you've totally misinterpreted that scene user, Leon is merely helping Ashley with an itch, as well as giving her a breast exam to check for growths. There is nothing sordid occurring there.

Some textures are muddled. Lack of AA makes images shimmer. Rifle reload animations, water/lava animations are 30 fps because Capcom are lazy fucks. Separate Ways cutscenes are ripped from the PS2 version.

Why does this image get more and more ruined everytime i see it?
Shit is like dobson tier now WORDS now. None of the additions add to the comedic value, it justs drags on the dialogue without any payoff.
The lowered panties make no sense, the style in facial expressions look a bit too unrelated too eachother. I get that Leon has a comical exegerated expression that is supposed to look different, but now there's parts of semi-realism, animu and charicature comic styles all used willy nilly.

The original was just fine.

>friendship

They really butchered her face.

Ah, okay.
At least they didn't kill her and made all that "HEEEEELP! LEON!" completely useless.

Bad c-chinese comics are not c-canon user

Reminder to dePlagas your Ashleys or they end up as cockstarved as this one

go play in the /trash/ ftt thread since the erp general is cancer

>purple panties

non-canon

Once I'm done with my rewrite you'll get to enjoy Sherry taking it in every hole all night long all week long.

NO WAY FAG

You don't deal with the camera, user.

No way fag

>tfw want to to play
>only get a black screen with sound
>literally no one knows how to fix it

>mfw literally about to get unprotected vaginal sex with my gf
Later guys.

>still has the Plague sameface syndrome
>that tiny arm

>No Frank in mercenaries ever.

AGARRENLO

OS VOY A ROMPER A PEDAZOS

UGH, BASTA HIJO DE PUTA

VRRRRRUMMMM

It was legitimately infuriating at first but not its become tolerable that I've gotten to compensate for the shitty camera.

It's still bullshit though, why doesn't he turn when the camera turns, how hard of a concept is that? Fucking hell

I don't think that's how twins work.

Just a reminder that Umbrella Chronicles has an amazing OST and it's a real shame that Masafumi Takada's work in other RE related games doesn't match up.

Welcome to the family son

This image is kind of funny considerig how SUPER FUCKING CALM leon & and ashley are whilst you play, never talking to each other except for wait and follow me, it eould hilarious if every chapter end were suddenly cut to this intense shit kek

OOAAAARRGHHH

Delete System32 or buy the game.

*YOU ARE DEAD*

Kek

Timestamp your girl tits or never come back, normie.

God bless butcha-u

At the dev team meeting...
>we cant get her face right...
>Well we sure got her ears, gaijins are freaks...
>so what do we do... We need to impress the boss.

Weeks later they show the final render to the face actress.
It only looks a bit like her
They gave the character HUGE tits she doesnt have.

Just pay me so i can leave I AM AN ACTRESS DAMMIT

You know it brother

post more sfw lewd

>you will never get double teamed by sherry and ashley

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What the fuck are you talking about?
It's a 3rd person shooter with a fixed over the shoulder camera.
Point toward what you want to shoot at.
That's all.

I've never heard anyone complain about the camera in RE4.

Well, here's step 2.

I just recently got the PS4 version.

>ashley standa atop a high ledge
>hehe, just like the old gamecube days, what am i 12 again.
>pull out rifle anyway to get a good look upskirt, knowing its just plain white cotton panties that await
>however
>the new hd textures pick up something new
>tge very top half of the panties are... FUCKIN LACE.

Ashley is wearing lace design panties. I never realised this in all these years cuz of shit textures.

Cannot find a clear shot online to back it up

kek. What's your setup?

And here's the original

youtube.com/watch?v=jWVHdKre3T0

>original is nopan

Clearly original is the lewdest

I don't think any RE character besides RE2 Jill is attractive.

remake when

m-more user...

You can screenshot the game can't you.

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Turn monitor off and on when it goes black

WHO? WHEN?

Ashley is for ______.

>All this Ashley degeneracy in this thread

Jesus christ leave it up to Cred Forums to have total shit taste.

All I wanted was a funny, comfy high school comic that I could read after school. And then he drew Guro.

RIP

You mean RE3 Jill or REmake Jill?

>Open up the little hidden room with the other half of the sheet music in REmake.
>Shoot the zombie in there from off camera.
>Explosion
>It was fucking Forrest.

How the fuck does he get back there!?

Go to bed, Leon.

R-rewrite? What are you talking bout?

Time to vote fags

strawpoll.de/g4f7sc6

>''want me to wrap your cock between my tits? I know a few tricks that will have your cute little dick twitching for more~"

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it's better this way, so you can look around while walking without having to worry about the left analog. also remember that this game's predecessors had fixed camera angles, and they didn't want to alienate all of their former fans.

>ada

Dave doesn't draw guro anymore, by the by.

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breeding

my nigga

>you will never get double teamed by sherry and ashley while ada is tied up with a vibrator attached to her clit pleading to be impregnated

>breeding
>with those monkey ears

No way fag

He's writing terrible lies about Sherry getting a doubly thick dose of G-Virus directly from Daddy Birkin

Why would they make her fat?

no way fags

Just pretend i posted an indian loli that implied it is possible to like several things simultaniously.

My nigga. Loved playing as her in Separate Ways. Her shotgun is satisfying to use.

Jesus stop it before it gets out of control

Why contain it?

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I know right? Hunnigan best girl.

F E M A
E
M
A

>Win 10
Found your problem, upgrade to Win 7

The real aftermath of the orphan situation
>im sure claire and this cop fag will take care of me the way my psychotic, human experimentation parents didnt!

Leon is a 21 year old guy, can barley get to work on time, no chicks will fuck his straight edge ass, and no one ever listens to him.

Claire is a LITIRAL Teenager. Only 19 and still at college, probably getting exploded deep inside by jocks and chads every night of freshers week.

Poor sherry never had a chance... To the government "protection" service with your destitute orphaned ass.

I would have my "fathers evil partner in bio crimes" son use his wesker genes to kick leon in clair in their dickless crotches if i was her.

Page pls

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Exactly.

I feel like everyone should watch this several times.
They actually made her look like her VO

>all those Leon voters

Fags. My tocayo Carlos is best male RE character, and Jill is best character overall for being the finnest ass.

Heather a best

Ah yeah but am phone rite now. Can anyone else confirm?? Is really important.

Let it spill over pants let the semen pile up in the fleshlights and napkins

>Are you a bad enough dude to rescue
Yes.
>(and then fuck) her?
No way fag.

Try putting the compatibility to Win8 and running it as admin

I've downloaded this skin sometime ago but I don't remember who she is, but she is on my Resident Evil related folder. Anyone knows?

crashes on startup

CALL HITLER
I can't unhear it since I read that on Cred Forums

I think the odds are fair. Two, on two?

m.youtube.com/watch?v=NMi3NIVjat0

New version best version

YOU CAN'T HIDE FOREVAH

i downloaded re4 recently and have been playing it, its one of my favorite games of all time next to remake and re2, but man i dont remember it being so fucking hard.
I steamrolled with shotgun and red9 up until the stairs lever, after the prison dude, and i kept getting my shit pushed in so hard. id be dying to some of the stupidest shit possible.
i dont remember ever having issues with this game at all, but fuck me if that part wasnt a bitch.

No way fag

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Uh... Actually user,
I think that is actually canon in claire a.

wtf capcom, you blacked the screen but left the sounds.

Maybe I'll give RE3 another chance. It's always been my least favorite out of the classic RE games.

What's her name?

Rachel Foley I think

I hear that is leons too

Looks like Rachael from Revelations but with a different hairstyle.

>Raccoon City was 18 years ago
>Almost every main character is 40 or older now
>Sherry is now older than Leon was in RE4

How's your egg run doing, user?

Found Leon. Seriously, dude. She's been leading you on for years. She's not touching your dick. Ever.

A-user!?

konami release an official render if heather without a sweater. Oh god why?

I think ive got a thing for grumpy ugly chicks because Heather is awesome.

Is this just a meme or an actual thing?

>no way fag

I'm entirely expecting the protagonist in RE7 to dump his ex/current girlfriend in favor of some unobtainable girl he met during the game.

Thanks user. Looks like it's a improved version.

Rebecca is best girl.

Oh PC gamer ashley. Nice

Brooke elizabeth mathison.

To bully
She was cute as fuck saying 'sir' in REmake though, holy shit.

delete this right now

D-delet this

N-no one here has any fat cocks
Just some chodes and micropenors

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>Brooke elizabeth mathison
Hmm, seems like she isn't much known. Google has nothing on her. :(

Unfortunately she starred in the shittiest game.

Go away, Wesker.

>Monsters.. guess after this there will be one less to worry about
Really makes you think

You should set your xbone on fire and get a NX when it comes out MTN Dew faggot xbox player

Haha old "flat crotch" strikes out again!

disgust

My name is Cindy Vortex!

Truth hurts but you gotta be strong bro. Remember, she could have reunited you with pic related. But she didn't because she knows that she can keep getting away with stealing bioweapons as long as she follows you, steals the thing at the end, and then covers your escape with a cute note so you think that there's a chance. When in reality you've been a sucker for almost 15 years now.

Yup. She has an imdb i think which just credits her for resi 4
Looks like Julia voth is the only face actress who everyone knows.

Speaking of Voth: i just saw she is 31 now... REmake came out in 2002, was prolly in development what, a year, two years?? Prior to this? Do the math...
How did Voth ever get that face model job, and how did she possibly look then, like she does now?

Is this RE6? I don't remember this.

You will NEVER get with Ada.
Just get over it

The RE3.5 jacket looks better than 4's and 6's.

I can't believe the Vita still doesn't have a port of RE4. I'd love to have a decent portable version.

Kek. Yeah, Looking for something M7?

same thing happened to me. prepare your anus for the island. my first time playing this after almost ten years, i had 0 deaths going into the island, and when i finished the game i had 37.

She probably was a foreigner living in Japan.

Also, speaking of REmake Jill. WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO HEIDI ANDERSON?

You don't know that, you don't know jack fucking shit.

I can't believe 3DS doesn't have a port of GameCube version.

I never knew this was a thing until today:
m.youtube.com/watch?v=wi70UIFJthM

Leon, I... What makes you think you are the only one she leads on like this?

I'd prefer it on Vita but 3DS would be fine too. Seems like such a no brainer for Capcom.

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Please, It's all I have left...

Thanks, I've never seen that before. I don't think many commercials are good but that one was perfect.

what the fuck

MIERDA

No user, i get that, but hoe could she have been the face sculpture for Jill, a grown woman, when she must have been like.. 15 or some shit. I mean obviously the proof is in the pudding cus vith looks like her in game model from 2002 but, wtf, who hires a kid to be the face of a 23 year old woman?

Let her go, mate.
You're only hurting yourself by hanging on to memories.

Say, how about i take your mind off things and we prank call Redfield's Jarhead brother?

Leon it's not too late. Give her a call.

I'm wondering where is the Android version

Japan.

Hah, discovered this by accident as a kid. Was glad to see they put it in again in the REmake. Good shit.

No way fag

Wtf impregnation isn't hot, how can anyone get turned on by that?

A Japanese man. To be specific, Yoshifumi Hatori. He's the dude who did the character design and models for REmake.

Are you a homosexual?

those damn weebs man

The zombie opened the door on his own??

>smaller mouth
>eyes closer together
I knew there was something off about RE5 Jill.

That's actually funny because I'm going through the game blind and I got that scene to show up first so I thought it was the default.

>Barry is willing to shoot an unarmed man in the back

That's a great way to lose your badge.

Pretty neat right? Then when you go check Kenneth's body even more of it is missing because you didn't interrupt the zombie's snack time.

Where did Leon get that photo of her?

Poor Kenneth.

Your instinct was to go back to Wesker instead of investigating the door near Barry? Interesting. That never would have occurred to me.

Am I the only one here that watched adamwestslapdog's re4 abridged?

VOY A MATARLO

He's clearly insane.

if you never played any other version beside the PS2 version than god yes

the PS2 version is fucking suffering

FOOD 4 COSTELLO

I was going to go into that door first as it seemed the obvious choice, but I decided to go back into the foyer because I wanted to see if I had missed anything.

Guess the must have seen her "potential"
If i remember reading an interview on residentevilfan or some shit, the model designer went on and on and on about modelling jills breasts and how adding the new chest clips that held the shoulder pads in place was pureley to squeeze her tits out.

Lewd.

I can maybe understand not being turned on by pregnant women, but if you're a man and you're not turned on by the thought of impregnation, you are genuinely mentally ill. You are programmed wrong.

Tuck her in the bed.

Funny thing that's related to that. Juli Kidman in The Evil Within has an entire naked/undies model made, including feet/toes and her tummy. She's wearing a thong.

If you wonder why this is interesting, when she gets wet in the game, you see her black bra through her white shirt, but not her panties.

Non-American detected.

Now let's get a version of this with the view from behind.

Original has panties but there isn't color you god damn retard.

I'm wondering if the zombie gets up and goes back to the hallway like it does when you get the normal cutscene or if you'll have a crimson head to deal with in the dining room if you wait too long.

So does Plague have a pregnancy fetish or what?

RE7 was the best.

did i do gudd

>worst girl

Again, that could be because when they went back to recapture Voths face, the tech was better, and this time she was actually an adult

Which STARS member got it the worst?

>when she gets wet in the game, you see her black bra
I noticed.

It's a shame TEW had to go the Jew route and have DLC.

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almost

you forgot to censor the lewd steam coming from her armpit

I've never played REZero. How is it?
Also I've never played 5 or 6 either so I was thinking of getting the Ps4 bundle that has 4, 5 and 6 but I don't have too much hope for 5 and 6.

>was
It isn't even out yet.

Get fucked, you casual piece of shit. I bet you watch Let's Plays

How does Capcom consistently pop out best girls in games?

True best RE girl coming through, partnah.

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I'm gonna say Brad.

At least the DLC didn't come out until about six months after the game.

I fucking hate playing as that left handed bitch.

who is this qt 3.14

Barry

The answer to your question is: japan.

Why are game designers always lewd as fuck adding that in. Remember what they did to ellen page in beyond two souls? Even back in resi 2 days. They completley changed sherry's design. The first one looked like a freaky kid, the one they went with in the end got "boosted"

I'm replaying 2 as we speak and everything is so easy, except the Lickers.

Mr.X and Birkin are shit bosses.

It's not terrible but the item dropping system is really annoying. You'll just end up throwing everything into certain rooms like you would storage rooms anyway. It's worth a playthrough if you see the HD version on sale.

Not in that outfit. Tribal > Fairy Tale > Business > Default > Clubbin'

i think you get a diffirent zombie stood in the hallway in remake, just as if you had killed it yourself instead.

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The melee/shooting/wrasslin of nig nogs is some of the best shit in a RE game. I love the fighting in 4,5,and Mercs3D. Don't expect horror and you'll be fine with 5.

I haven't played 6 at all so won't say.

>Yet another RE4 rerelease

The blue one looks like Link, kek

Why did Plague redo this? The original was fine.

high ranking grill

It's only 20 bucks, either way so I'll probably get it. If I didn't already have REmake I'd get the bundle with zero/remake.

Are 5 and 6 as bad as people make them out to be? I've heard there's basically no horror at all but how about as far as pure action games go?

Inventory system is the second worst in the series, just behind RE6's "lolinventorybro" system. Other than that though I felt that the monsters were well done, Becky and Bill were cool as shit, and if you don't mind a dumb fucking story (even by RE standards) the old 'classic' RE-style will win you over in no time.

moon man moon man cant you see

Makes for excellent threads every few years. I welcome the 4K VR Move edition coming in 2019

Yeah I'm a big fan of 5. It's fun as fuck in co-op with a friend. I enjoyed the storyline too. It was awesome to finally see the Chris v Wesker smackdown that got teased in Code: Veronica X.

Voth is toptier.

why is she always getting raped by dogs in her porn pictures? this is retarded

I bought the HD remasters of REmake and 0 on Steam awhile ago for my Halloween vidya this year, did I mess up?

Ah yes, the weird game that really tied up some loose ends and added some new ones to better explain the RE story. The game that was released after 3, but before 4. My favorite game, Onimusha.

Jill>Claire>Sheva

Jill is untouchable in quality as waifu and character. I have a soft spot for delicious brown and love RE5 wrasslin combat.

>Inventory system is the second worst in the series, just behind RE6's "lolinventorybro" system.

I really wish you retards would drop your hate boner for RE6.

GO HALO
GO HALO
GO

RE5 plays just like 4 with some refinements. Weapons and melee attacks are just as satisfying as in RE4 and you go through a lot of varied environments. It's enjoyable.

Post Rachel Foley

FUCKING DROPPED!

I really wish you retards would stop your love boner for RE6.

Try to listen to legitimate criticisms about it, and not just stick your fingers in your ears and go: "lalalala". Fucking nubile degenerates.

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MORIR ES VIVIR
MORIR ES VIVIR

MUERE MUERE MUERE

I got gum.

RE5 has the worst inventory.

RE4 has the best one.

It's literally fact.

WTF

My biggest problem with 6 is the weak feeling weapons and bullet sponge enemies. The guns in RE6 completely lack the 'punch' of the ones in 4 and 5 where a single shotgun blast would send whole groups of enemies flying. That shit was so satisfying.

What about Ellen Page in Beyond? Of course they were gonna have her modeled but they didn't model her vagina or anything like that

The movies make more sense than the games.

We never asked for this do over. Red denim back, thick ass back, puffy puss back. And loose the gay sunglasses

Not him, but RE6 has a great inventory system.

Jennifer Connelly?
I love Sheva and the wrasslin is just so fucking good. RE5 gets shit on as not horror but combat is godtier

Why don't you shutup, go smoke some pot, and ramble on about being a great mother Milla.

Nobody has time fro your shit.

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I like the sunglasses.

CAN'T UNSEE

You should play Revelations 1. Its pretty good.

RE6's inventory system is literally nothing, they had to include "pill making" to give you a reason to use it.

lel

>lube
dropped

This. Just unlocked Pirate Jill and Gay Chris a little while back. Still need the Ninja costume.

Exactly. Claiming that it's the worst ever is retarded.

That hair in face is fucking garbage but that bitch scared the fuck out of me when playing in the dark completely silent on my 3DS.

I also didn't like most of the bosses in RE6. I do like it overall though.

Dakota blue richards and her circus boobies. You're welcome.

>this thread

>literally nothing
>lel
Opinion discarded.

Freeze! Put your fat cocks where I can see em!

Is this her real face?

>her smile and optimism, gone

Nipples bruh. Lets not pretend in our society that for girls nipples aren sexual.

I am not Milla. Why would I even come here in the first place? I'm filming for the last Resident Evil Movie.

There might even be a zombie in it this time. We still have a bigger zombie count than the games though.

Source? Artist?
I tried. Please don't kill me.

Where's everyone going? Bingo?

You already raided us

The one and only good sir

Okay maam! Where is supervising officer Jill though?

Someone make a Jill version please.

HELLO WORLD

2005 ERA TITTIES

Someone already posted, scroll up. No, there is no porn.

First time playing RE4. Just beat Chapter 2. Honestly I think RE5 so far is better. Gonna play REmake HD next then Code Veronica on dreamcast

Officer Lovely has memory problems after taking too many cock slaps to the head!

>Movies make more sense than the games
How is the story of the games in any way confusing to the point where you had to ask if something made sense?

This isn't Silent Hill.

Don't be fooled, that is just a new BOW that took on the form of officer Sherry.

Why does officer fat cocks wear such an inappropriate uniform? Surely this isn't regulation.

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Forgot pic, fuk

Those are not cocks.

Holy shit, fix that right leg.

She was a normal person before she was infected, then she turns into that thing.

Code: Veronica is my second favorite after REmake. Alexia makes for a good villain and I loved the peak into Umbrella's history. That fucking moth hallway in Antarctica though...

I legitimately like Connelly as an actress and it's too bad she lost the tits. Jill version when?

Really? You find that Weskers teleporting around the rooms as Neo from the Matrix while mind controlling other people is making sense from a virus that made zombies?

Has plague seen this version yet?

Let's pretend for a second that nipples don't have a human function and are merely a sexual thing
What's the point in not modeling them? Heavy Rain models had nipples and there's no reason for Beyond to not have them
Nipples are almost acceptable, pussy isn't

SI QUIRO MATAR!

Horse webm kind Connelly poster sir?

nigga, do you even thicc?

>Claire
>Doesn't want to stick together in the RPD
>Doesn't share with Leon a way out of the RPD
>Uses a rope causing Leon's scenario to have more zombies
>Pushes Sherry away after learning her dad made the G-Virus
>Orders Leon around like bitch
>Doesn't send the train back for him
>Doesn't give a shit about what he's doing or whats happening to him
>Doesn't help him, just orders him around
>Doesn't explain to him what happened to Sherry
>Doesn't give him comfort in knowing that the nightmare is over because "muh bruther"
>Abandons Sherry so the government can take her because she has to find "muh bruther"
>Goes alone to an Umbrella facility, barely armed in order to find her brother instead of using the internet, like Leon
>Gets captured
>Teases Alfred for being a tranny
>Cock teases Steve
>Emails Leon ordering him to find Chris since she was too incompetent.
>Forces Chris to go to Honolulu rescue her dumbass
>Runs straight towards Alexia's T-V form despite her background experience with RE2
>Allows Wesker to take Steve's body
>Gets kidnapped by Wesker
>Doesn't help her brother against Neo-Wesker
>Has a crush on a "Umbrella" double agent
>Get's all of her co-workers killed
>Leaves Moira for dead
>Doesn't go with Barry to find Moira
>Only shows up in the helicopter because Chris probably forced her to go

How the hell can you people like her?

is that what happens with the "combo" option?

but what if you're actually the faking BOW?

here to infect all our cocks with a tyrant virus

another turbo autist

Same here, user. Great taste.

Wesker is not infected with T-virus in the games.It's an experimental virus made specifically for him by Birkin. But you watched the movie first so of course you're retarded.

WHICH ONE DO I SHOW MY FAT COCK TO?!?!

>hey guys, as a bonus why dont we include her RE2 outfit, it will be cute and funny, just like leons in RE4!
>boss:Fine make it her litiral outfit though. Unchanged.
>b-but sir, aha, that would never fit! Wouldnt that be, inapropriate??
>make it so.

Wtf

>Honolulu

??? Rockfort is off the coast of Spain or some shit isn't it?

>no pencil sketch
>no illuminated manuscript
>no cave drawing
Disappointed.

Never realised how big of an idiot she is before reading it all laid out like that.

I fucking love that outfit in Rev2. I use the same RE.NET avatar.

No way, look at my badge, LOOK AT IT.

>Skindentation on the leg holster.

Too much. TOO MUCH.

Sad face

Let's all go out for some frosty chocolate milkshakes

I only played 0,1,2 and those made no sense either bro. The whole plot of RE2 is a mad sheriff who somehow got approvals to change security measures into pushing statues and jewels, massive digging in the basement, and all that in "secret" without nobody questioning him.

Come on.

WHO'S THE REAL OFFICER FAT COCKS?

I also forgot to mention the fact that she read like 3 fucking files that clearly warn her that Chief Irons is a fucking psycopath.
She evens sees him with the dead mayors daughter and STILL tries to reason with him, if it wasn't for Birkin she would have been raped and killed.
She also lasted longer because she didn't tell him she was Chris's sister.

Gif will have to do for now my boy

I can see your weak spot.

Plague made this version after he saw retards trying to improve on the original draft.

>combo
Don't tell me you believed that fake leak

Ashley is Cute! CUTE!

Still a beaut

>EHHS TO EHHS

Her character didn't deserve that

I should watch that movie one day and webm is so much better but thanks anyway.

are you trying to tell me that I can't choose between pee, shit, combo or insert tampon when I get to the bathroom?
wtf i hate videogames now

user, please understand. Im on your side.

mfw ellen just went topless for a movie. Mfw ive been waiting for this since i was 15 and my dick got weird at her bare abs in hard candy. Mfw they were perky, and sat upon a foundation of a strong excercised chest. Mfw i have no face.

That's a cute little boy.

>Plot
>Confusing level design and game mechanics with plot
And it was not in secret. The ENTIRE TOWN was run by umbrella. No one questioned them because they had money and a corrupt chief. But if you wanna complain over puzzles being plot, I hear autists tend to have trouble suspending their disbelief at times.

He failed to improve upon imo.
>purple panties

minun neekeri!

welcome to the wonderful world of pits. consequences will never be the same

I've dreamed a dream and now that dream is gone from me

RE4 is one of my favorite games, but ive never played any other Resident evils. I've heard REmake is pretty good though. Is it worth a buy on steam?

Its like some kind of arm pussy.

>non canon panties

No way OP best ver
>Them tits
>that Ashley face

It's all mushy! I hope you watched that movie because if you don't you're not going to be able to use your legs HAHAHA HAHAHA!

Definitely. It's the best way to experience the original story.

I can suspend by disbelief just fine. But not when somehow Umbrella found Pushing statues and gems opening doors was worth investing into.

It make no sense, and they are not "puzzles". They are canon. This mean that somehow in the plot some guy wrote "Okay, so this guy will spend millions to install pressure sensitive plates and massive stone statues with wheels so that you can push them on the plates so you can go take a piss in the bathroom"

Why.

yes
fucking re4 babbies

Its great, but its also a very different kind of game.
If it doesn't appeal to you, there's other games in the series more like RE4, ie ones with manual aiming.

The police station used to be a museum, iirc.

God damn Resident Evil girls.

Why are they so lewd?

No, you get in the bathroom stall with a notepad and you have to use Aiden to get in the sultan room and copy some classified documents

Rebecca doesn't even have a bandana on any of her models.

Good shit. I fuckin love it. Best girl.

Also Poor RE2 leon...
"ADA WAIT"
"CLAIRE? CLAIRE! WAIT WAIT."
"DAMN, WHY DOESNT ANYONE EVER LISTEN TO ME, I AM AN OFFICER OF THE LAW."

Fucking flat crotch, i tell ya.
Im sure if he had not told claire to leg it that day, that night while under the detention of the government, leon would have to lay in a locked room listning to claire moan something about "deeper MR. FBI!" Less than 24 hours after the incident. Kek leons fw

I just beat Revelations 2.

Why was Claire+Moira chapter 4 so short compared to the Barry side?

Yes. It's completely different and I'd say it's one of the most difficult entries in the series. But great all around

0 is a stupid anime fanfic beta game where they tried to do something new. Main villain is a twink opera singer. Rebecca goes through all of that shit and is incapable of doing anything in mansion. I honestly like to image that she dreamed 0 and that Marcus died like a bitch at the hands of Wesker and Birkin.

The police station used to be a museum and Umbrella had the city in it's pocket. The chief was a nutjob and was receiving a bunch of money from Umbrella. Anyone that questioned or interacted with his "possesions" got killed, like his secretary that accidently pushed one of the statues. One officer got yelled at for going to the 3rd Floor gear room. I find the sewer stuff silly but it's not stupid like, having a Robot statue of a manlet running after you or punching a rock.

Only weird thing in 1 is how the hell was that Mansion/Lab operated. Wesker being a scientist is stupid too. Him being a lab baby is also stupid.

re1 and 2 are explainable but re3 went full retard

Because it's a survival horror game. The genre had already been established by then and typically includes puzzles.

It's really not that hard.

I dont think that make more sense if it was museum or not. How many museum make you have to remove a 40 000$ Ruby to put it in a door to open it and go see T-Rexes?

rushed game

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Oh! You pervert!

>I honestly like to image that she dreamed 0 and that Marcus died like a bitch at the hands of Wesker and Birkin.
That would be better. But 0 is still best game.

I'm very new to the RE series, but I've heard that Code Veronica is technically RE3 and RE3 was a spinoff game. Is this true? How different is Code Veronica and RE3?

Also what is RE0?

What?

Only weird thing in 1 is how the hell was that Mansion/Lab operated

Yeah I've always wondered that too. How did the scientists get to work? Or did they just live there full time?

Was Rebecca south wmerican or something? Kek.

>assuming the value of a possibly fake gemstone

Alright, folks. Here's a good question for you.

Mercenaries or Raid mode?

Resident Evil is a fully Cinematic experience, sure, but that does not mean it's supposed to not make sense.

Silent Hill is mental because it's "hell".
Eternal Darkness is mostly dealing with secret doors and passages because the public should not got there.

Resident Evil is set in a Mansion, so I could understand that.

But 2 is in a public place where tons of people worked every single day up to the outbreak. Even if he was a nutjob, the moment the guys installed giant pressure plates on the ground, somebody would have called Umbrella and said "Brah, I dont think I should have to push a 500 kg statues to go file a criminal report on the second floor".

Zero is the prequel to 1. It explains a bit of how it all came about (but then, so does 5). RE3 is more like a sister story to RE2, since it doesn't progress the plot (just explain what Jill was doing at the time) where CVX does.

He used to draw rule 34 under an alias

CV is a true sequel to RE2. Nemesis is a side story with Jill that wraps up the Raccoon City outbreak storyline.

It's what she says ingame if you look up her skirt.

What if 7 was actually a news team investigating the Arklay Mountains? I'm not particularly optimistic with fps horror and I'm just wishing they would actually conclude Rev 1 lingering plot strands. Why are capcom fucking retarded in not bringing back characters? Is Rev 3 possible?

raid has character progression so it

inmersion ruined

Mercs, I guess.

Why hasn't Capcom released a Mercs/Raid Mode game with tons of characters, costumes, stages, and enemies?

LEEEOOOOON

Wut?

rule34.paheal.net/post/list/BB/1

RE3 is great, there are a few differences but they play the same.
3 is more tense since you have NEMESIS running after you in almost every room. It also has a choice system that is alright and allows you to do fun stuff or get fucked over completally.
3 shows you what happened to Jill and Raccoon city.

That Ashley a CUTE!

Sure!

Try suspending that part of your disbelief.

Of course everyone makes fun of how little it makes sense, but you're the only one here who's taking it seriously.

No one in real life would argue puzzles in the police station and city made sense. But no one cared either because they understood that going in if they've played survival horror before.

Is this your first survival horror?

Oh hell yes. Okay then, anons. Let's come up with ideas for a Merc/Raid mode game.

>ashley as ashley playable character when

>But 0 is still best game.

Can't see how you can possibly think this but there's always one.

>rule34.paheal.net/post/list/BB/1
Mostly just to get a rise. But it is a close second after REmake.

What was the best RE game and why was it Nemesis?

Mercs3D and Reunion is closest. I'm going Mercs because I love blasting the fuck of those bastards.

Mercs3D is underrated and my only gripe is Claire and Rebecca have the worst melee. What do I need for them to actually pack a punch?

They lived there, for the most part, but never really came up out of the lab area. The people in the mansion were support staff and security.

Lewd

How can a 20 year old lady be more useless than a 14 year old brat?

Raid. I'm pretty addicted to it.

Lightning lv3 on Rebecca is pretty op if I remember rightly.

Super with Rain Wilson and she is batshit crazy as sidekick Boltie. There is a scene where she teases the main guy with how mushy her pussy is then fucks him.

RE0 would be fine if they had just ditched the stupid item zapping system and went with the good old item boxes. I was so mad when I realized I had to go all the fucking way back for the damn grappling hook. The bosses and new enemies are also pretty uninspired.

Currently rocking a level 27 Rachel Foley after buying the game last week. I'm so glad they added her to Rev 2

>Claire
>Worst melee
Maybe it's because I use the skills that increase melee damage but I've never had a problem with comboing with Neck Kick into Stomp IF and only if Neck Kick failed.

But disbelief only make sense if the game is set up like that. Resident Evil is a "realistic" world, with realistic humans.

Eternal Darkness hardly make a lot of sense, but that's the spirit of the game.

Pushing statues in Zelda make sense because that's the spirit of the game.

But Resident evil tried to emulate real life, and established that they were in "real life". That's why it's so hard to make sense of it, because it's supposed to make sense.

My first Survival Horror I can recall was Eternal Darkness on the gamecube. I honestly didnt like 0,1,2 due to controls, cameras and gameplay mechanics. I will have to try to go through RE3 and Veronica just so I can play 4 and see if it's really good like people say.

Easy
>every major character from every game, including spin-offs
>multiple costumes for each character (old and new)
>stages from past games, maybe some new ones

I just want an Operation: Mad Jackal game already

Yea, I wouldn't have minded just having the option like in REmake to have the item boxes non-magic. It becomes a pain trying to find what safe rooms/paths to lay out your shit in because of the limits.

I would pay so much money for a standalone Raid Mode with every RE character and costume represented.

Never liked it that much. Too much backtracking through same looking alleyways and streets at the beginning. It gets better once you get to the clock tower.

Mercs3D should've let you map the controls.

>no metal bade
>just a driver's license stuck in a wallet
>distressed at the sight of dicc
BOW detected

Ashley doesn't have the protection of Naughty Dog programming rendering her invulnerable for the majority of the game

>Red Majini with Speed and Burner modifier on raid Mode

>desperately looking for the last glasp in Merc mode before your combo runs dry

I'm already erect

In village and later it takes some hits to pop heads. I might have to upgrade my melee I'm not that far so I might not have that perk yet. Rebecca down kick is straight garbage.

Catch me leon!

>no infected form
How did they fuck up so badly?

I get what you mean.

The puzzles usually involve key pieces to unlocking either the "plugs" or the "stones". You don't have to push shit around in order to get to a "important" police room. When shit hit the fan the Chief sabotaged the police by making them put ammo in retarded places and he also hid the keys to the sewers. Chief wanted everyone to die.

It would only make more sense if the Chief bought the Art stuff if he knew there was going to be a zombie apocalipse in his town. Thus creating a hunting scenario where his prey would have to figure out where all the key items are hidden. But he bought that crap way before the Mansion stuff like he knew there was going to be a zombie apocalipse.

Why aren't you playing Resident Evil Outbreak user?

I thought controls were fine honestly.

Who the fuck actually enables fps in Rev1 and Mercs3D?

The irony is Plague thought the same way. this is his color

I will admit, I was disappointed to see her Ooze forme absent from when she was in REV1. That melee was OP as fuck.

How come the steam version is shit with the controls and the FPS..

Once you max the melee damage skill, Rebecca's playstyle becomes
>Shoot leg
>Head Cracker

If their head doesn't explode on impact with the knee a sissy kick finisher ought to put them out of their misery.

I don't understand why it's so difficult for them to make mouse aim work just like the Wii version.

Servers still active? I'd love a L4D style classic RE. I wish L4D would happen because it's so FUN.

>women wanting to have "unprotected" sex with me

My fetish.

>nearing 500 replies

Holy shit what's the cap on threads

Might need to make a new one soon

Theres no easy way to setup the ps2 emulator with all that port forwarding ect. that my router doesnt have

And im not going to buy a chinese disc and parts that arn't manufactured just for that game

What the hell are you guys talking about? The Steam version has 60fps and the controls work as well as tank controls can work.

The fan server has new faces daily on top of regulars. You come for the game, stay because you made a couple buddies. The fan server is basically my homepage now.

Probably should.

Eventually it's going to be the most painstakingly detailed image on Cred Forums of all time

*L4D3

I forget like Valve does...

My favorite RE game.

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>Nemesis is an actual threat.
>Jill is a great heroine.
>City atmosphere is great and backtracking rewards you.
>Good puzzles that require a bit of thinking instead of mindless pushing
>Nemesis is a good boss
>Choice system is good
>Best B.O.W roster

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>Weak supporting cast
>Dodging is weird
>Too much ammo

Do it man. RE threads are fucking great.

Yeah. I just find it so out there that I'm taken out. The fact that I hated the cameras and gameplay itself like melee and shooting didnt help it either.

Like I said, I'll try to play RE3 and CV, but I heard they are pretty much the same camera and gameplay wise.

I have no issue with the tank controls, I just want the free aim that only the Wii edition has.

I love RE.

It's like Battlefront 1&2 threads in my experience and rare shit posting.

It was all on purpose. She wanted to look defenseless to trigger leon's dick.

You're going to hate CV. You're going to find 3 okay like the rest.

Oh, shit. I always wanted to play that. How's the community? Is it friendly or is it full of people who have no patience for newbies since they have already played the game a thousand times and just rush through the missions?

The puzzles in CV at least sort of
make sense since you're dealing with an insane Norman Bates type that runs the island.

So buy a Wii.

New thread is ready and waiting lads. I'm off to bed for now, if we're still live by the time I wake up I'll collect your ideas. Loving the replies this thread that gotten. Love you faggots.

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Delete this.

Perhaps its that Ashley grew as pampered girl, and never needed any kind of survival skills other than spending money?

Some of the seasoned veterans love newbies as part of a challenge. Heh.

But if you ask, you're bound to find people willing to play. One thing to know though, someone if someone is rushing, they might just be completing an objective so that everyone doesn't get bodied trying to do it together.

One of the best parts of this game game is that going solo is a valid option and sometimes better to ensure the longevity of the whole team. So in less linear levels, do not take someone rushing as a sign that they have no patience.

Make sure the new thread doesn't die btw fellas

Thanks, will try it then.

Not that user but what's better GameCube or Wii? I've never owned either and I want one that's reliable, I only really want 3 games for it and Wii have to charge controllers and I'm more of a controller guy. I can't hack because pc is dead and all so I want to save a buck.

Yeah, because she is not brainless spoiled bitch that just follow her partner like an idiot, she can move, hide and attack on her own.

I have the Wii version but the graphics look grainy as shit but the free aim makes it the best versio still.

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Posting in the old one in case you guys don't go to the new one.

For any user that wants to play Outbreak on PC.

mega.nz/#!t1lwGRzQ!j6TB_vU7zI6q_KrlZiO2n70Xihu4XvsToK1Z9d9E_qk

Well it was choppy and it was hard to aim because it was slow and the tank controls where fine.
It was the fps and being choppyy.

>women wanting to have sex with me

My fetish.

Wii.

CUTE
U
T
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aight gonna have to ask for sauce

GCN version has the original difficulty balance and weapon balance. The Wii version has the PS2 content and free aiming, which breaks the game.

You decide. Both have the specular shading, which no other version until the recent PC port with an update had. I think the PS4/Xbone versions have it though.

Wii version imo. It has all the new content from the PS2 version plus Wii remote aiming. You can also plug in a GC controller and play that way if you prefer.

Sex is overrated. Lewd sex without condom and with the girl wanting you to cum inside her is great.

Why would anyone have sex with monkey ears?

It makes it easier but I wouldn't say it breaks the game. It's really hard for me to go back to the analog stick aiming after playing on Wii. It feels so sluggish.

Is this the same files and the game you need as this guide? steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=564161210

I think'll just buy GC controller, Wii, and the three games I want and call it a day.

I'm trying to make a goku.

What happened to Cred Forums mods?

I think it comes with instructions.
I swear it's not porn.

I hope those games include Muramasa.

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I see. I have played the outbreak games before, to an extent at least, so I more or less know how the game works. The thing is that I just don't want to bother other players and learn, being pretty much a newbie and all, and since the game doesn't really have a proper way to communicate with other players, I wouldn't really know if what I'm doing is wrong or not. Well, that's part of the charm of the game, I guess. Anyways, could you tell me where I could find a page or something of these servers? Thanks in advance.

Lmao godlike

Lets keep this going forever.