User

First post ending in a 3

May.

March

First post ending in a 7

The fourteenth

no

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test

15th

Seventh.

what game famalam

13th

31st

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>a Aries
>not an Aries

THIS GOD IS A FUCKING RETARD.

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First to be chosen 3 times. Provide a brief explanation of your choice

No, a weapon can't learn revive.

No, I can't fuck a weapon.

No, because I want this thread to continue.

fuck yea, I'd want a sword that can shank two niggas at once as compared to a group of niggas that depend on me all the time.

No it is

Same rule as before

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No

No, I've somehow avoided flying dreams my whole life.

yes

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Yes, flying is cool.

Like, every other night

There we go

You know how it works now

No

Nope, all they do is steal your money.

Definitely, why would someone lie about having a power so magnificent.

Technically anyone can predict the future, it's just a matter of the complexity of the subject matter.

No
You just say vague enough bullshit that's bound to be correct eventually

No. If they could, they'd have better things to do then sell fortunes to me.

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yes

Well considering I'm high up on this scenic cliff talking to a disembodied voice in the middle of nowhere just for kicks I'd say I get around, yeah.

no

Yes

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What game

No, dogs are the best.

Ok, now it's just fucking with us. What kind of a trial of questions is this? I prefer dogs, but for the record cats have their benefits.

No, fuck cats

This is DQIII right? I was always sad that I never got this as a kid, specifically because of this questionnaire thing. I dreamt of all the different combinations it would make.

Drag Quest

Yes. Dogs need more care and all i need to do for cats is feed them.

A bit late, seems Cred Forums is all about pups

Yeah, sure.
Seriously is this a psych exam in disguise?

Yes.
Kyaaaa~

Pretty much yeah

yeah, I often dismiss it shyly.

I like learning about Cred Forums

I care enough to not look like a clown but not enough not dress in clothes that have holes in them. So yes i guess.

Yes

this one's technical. No if i'm going out for anything other than restaurant's. So i guess that's a yes?

Eh, not really unless I'm going to some kind of event.

So no.

A half-hearted yes

What about this?

Nah

No_

We're all anonymous here, so no.

My real life friends is fairly low. I have plenty of people i talk to online but i assume the question doesent consider that an answer.

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Im an autist so i plan for long term in most of my actions. So i guess i live in the present as far as options go.

I try not to.

Where's "rather not live" option

yeah, mostly because I have memories of people in there, and I often find myself going "I can't believe I did that in school" when remembering stuff.

No

Also, other anons, this isn't your fucking blig.

I dunno, i'm finding this fun

That can be either of the answers depending on reasons.

I asked for explanations for anwers

Yes

OP said to provide explanations .

Yes. Ive learned gossip is usually bullshit.

yeah, just because I find it bad to deal with in the first place.

Hell yes.

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former autist poster. Yes because after gossip has gone to about 3 people it usually never reflects what was originally said and ends up being autistic bullshit

Absolutely.

Sorrow India and China are almost 1/2 the population of the world nuff said

Yep. Where's the fun if the world is jolly and gay?

I think there's more joy, because that's what people often want to strive for. Pleasure in doing what they like.

No. People do what they like. Just because you get sad sometimes doesent mean your whole life is sorrow.

>Barracuda.jpg
Shit, one of those glass half empty, half full deals.
How do I even begin to quantify the measure of Joy or Sorrow individually let alone to each other.
I'd say there's more to be sorrowful about but people choose/want to be more joyful or the suicide rate would be absurd.

OP here, I'll wait for a few more responses on this one. Part of the fun of the thread was wanting to hear user's responses and reasonings

I'll wait 'till 5 or so instead of 3

More joy. If the world were to be more saddening than joyful, we'd see some drug or suicide epidemic on the news 24/7.

Or at least that's what I'd like to believe.

In fact let me expound on that, the ultimate irony is if the sorrowful neck themselves those afraid of pain/death and/or seeking joy or generally the blissfully ignorant remain. So what you get is like chopping the top off of a glass that's half empty, so it seems half full.

Really makes you think.

Yes. Life is suffering.

thread theme? Just keep it on loop.
youtube.com/watch?v=6YCUjoBqpSc

There's more joy, because even if something sucks I can still laugh at how bad it is.

Yes considering how large the populations of China and India are.

I'm pleasantly surprised with the responses

I'll wait for a few more responses for this one as well

Yes. I'm a giant manchild as far as hobbies go but i do enjoy being an adult.

These questions are brutally direct.

this one kind of hurt's. If I could have my childhood views and wonders back, I'd probably take that over how shitty the world can be.

Adult.
driving is fucking great.

Adult

Tricky
I like adults independence, but obviously I have many child-like interests such as video-games and manga
Overall, I think yes. As an adult you can choose when to be a child, I suppose

No, being childish means being honest with yourself.

>wanting to be in school again

holy fuck adult.
Would rather deal with a bad night at work than having to sit through 8 hours of schooling.

Yes, being a kid is the fucking worst.

Cred Forums was not too fond of their childhood. Hmm

Adult. I finally have money to waste on video games.

Hell no. My dick will not get larget not matter how much I persist

My current dream is to be better at drawing, so I'd have to say yes if i want to keep that dream.

No, some people are more talented than others and the only ones that the "you can do anything" phase applies to are the talented ones

I want to think so, yes.

for me i would say no.

Oh fuck those questions, holy shit
Are we talking retard dreams like being a billionaire? Or more sensible achievable ones like being a doctor or some shit?
I mean, I think hard and smart work can get pretty much anything in this world, but then again, life can be a bitch from time to time.
Ill go with a yes just so I dont kill myself tonight.

>Cue Shia Lebeouf memes
It definitely takes skills and resources, but the effort's the most important part.

No i cant take over jerusalem back from the muslim hordes.

Should I get DQ3 on mobile or emulate the GBC version instead?

But user, what about the power of friendship?

Well, I don't think I could fuck Adriana Lima no matter how much I persisted.

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That was a nice point actually, user.

o fuck

Demon scenario pls

Finally. Now we can at last play the game.

We'll see who understands what when I come up there and stab you for all this probing!

Don't get the iOS or Android port, it's butchered to hell in back

Play the SNES version if you want gorgeous visuals and soundtrack, or the GBC version if you want faster movement/pacing and some extra bonus content (including an extra dungeon and superboss)

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>At last I understand you Fartypuss.

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>Fartypuss

Is this like Rip roaring boogerpenis?

If you honestly tried and didn't get fucked over by life yeah easy.

but don't dream for stuff that's literally impossible.

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Holy fuck you wasted three minutes on a transition screen that takes a few seconds.

it builds suspense.

I still don't know what game is this.

Thanks. Grabbing the GBC version now.

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life is not a game.

>Tell your diary's secrets to God
>He throws you into a dank cave
FUCKING OLD TESTAMENT GOD

It's been stated multiple times in this thread. If you can't put in that much effort, consider killing yourself.

East, west, or read the sign?

First post ending in a 5

Great I'm in my mom's basement again.

rush west

Pretty much, yeah.

Thanks, will do.

Fuck signs, go left.

Right, deeper into the cave, ADVENTURE

Fuck the sign, go west

Reading is fun cause knowledge is power.

Well said.

Go back and cry.

sign

East, because going right mean we're going in the right direction!

You forgot south dumbass.
Also what makes you think your orientation is North? You literally just woke in a cave, you have no point of reference as to direction.

Read. I like to read.

Read the fucking sign
Oh god damn it Ive got to sleep, fuck this shit

Read it

Sign, that 5's never coming is it?
You should probably throw out two numbers OP, then it's 2/9 instead of 1/9.

Demon Lord here. If I get a five, Fartypuss dies and the thread ends.

Just take me to the king scenario so I can tell the chancellor that the king's orders must be obeyed no matter what so I can get the Sexy personality for my female Hero.

Shit I forgot 0 counts. 1/5 instead of 1/10.

Sit in the cave forever like a fucking loser.

>1/9
Plz Investigate.

Read the sign

South!

Read it.

OP here. Alright, alright

7 or 3

West

north

Read it

sign here

READ THE SIGN

Sign, everyone back off I'm getting this!

We'll never get a a fucking five, holy shit.

Go west.

READ FUCK DAMMIT

Don't talk about yourself like that user!

ayy fuck you go north.

HA!
Sign reading confirmed.

Life is easy there.

WE GOT IT

Read

Don't tell me what to do!

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IT'S HAPPENING

who the fuck is user.
I don't like this option go back!

>user read the sign
Thought I was Pussyfart, I mean Fussypart, I mean Fartypuss.

OP, the get was north.

This has been quite an adventure. But we finally made it guys.

Hey I thought our name was Fartypuss.

East or west?

8 or 2

EAST

Read the sign again.

The characters name is user
The players name is Fartypuss

west get hope we don't die

The best go west.

West

Rerolling for sign

South

There we go

Read the sign again.

We've followed the trail west

North, East, or read the sign?

9 or 1

Read

I'm feeling lucky 7 get and the user above me has their get undone.

South

sign

SIGN

This is gonna take forever if we read everything. North.

Read the back of the sign
>In before someone gets 911

I like this thread and I hope mods don't delete it and move it to /qst/ instead

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South

Good work user

North or east?

0 or 5

SOUTH

East

north or no balls

North

You don't have to include literally everything man. You can just skip straight to what the sign says.

east

Ominous. East.

FUCK WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?

EAST!

Demon Lord here, lurking yet again.
Check my 5.

rip

My man you are sheltered as fuck. I hope you can stay that way

Oh we about to die.

bitch ass niggas

h e r e w e g o

5 and we go south

Good man.

uh oh

MAD MAN!

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RIP in pieces

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THEN WHAT

did- did we die? Fucking northfags.

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Game over.

Ripperoni.

But the treasure...

Z O M A W I N S
O
M
A

W
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S

what game is this anyone?

Don't worry user

The treasure was in you all along.

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OH SHIT WE'RE BACK

YEAH A LIL BITCH THAT CAN'T FOLLOW THE RULES.

we may be dead but we died with gigantic fucking testes

>You're a fucking idiot Fartypuss

Night lads, I'm too tired to keep demon lord/Zoma shitposting.

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Ah good old DQ3. Back when I had an ipod I played the GBC version on it. I had all my friends to this test on it. I had a bunch of interesting outcomes. I know like all the scenarios. It's a shame I'm just seeing this thread now. Oh well.

Dragon FUCKING Quest 3
Dont ask again

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF

Gonna need salve for that burn.

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Oh you bitch
Its on now. ITS FUCKING ON NOW

WHOA

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YOU SHOULD HAVE GONE SOUTH.

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Yeah well fuck you too mountain, I came up here to save the world not learn about my life choices you fucking cunt. Fuck this mountain.

Fuckin' ouch.

Mountain is ripping into your ass annon.

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Fuck that I hate attention

please stop

kill jester

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Sore loser is a pretty good hero trait.

>Cred Forums sore losers

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And it was never referenced again in the game...

Good job Dragon Quest.

>Being a fucking alpha male and not conforming to arbitrary game design makes you a sore loser

Shitty game

It might be a matter of interpretation/translation but what I took from it is less talking for attention and more say if something goes wrong for you you'll go to lengths explaining your side of things to justify and excuse yourself.

It's something I do, but in my defense yes I see the irony here, but let me finish when I don't clear things up on my end people tend to jump to conclusions about me. It's right, people tend to roll their eyes when I begin opening my mouth but at the very least I'll know I've said my piece. Whatever people think after that is entirely from their character and not a misunderstanding so I'll know who's what.

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Are you going to continue the entire game or is it just this first little quiz?

It determines your stats upon level up. That's pretty much it.

Hey user, theres a trap here, don't walk over it.
but I'm just a sign not a cop.

>FUCK THAT I'M WALKING OVER THE TRAP CAUSE I'M AN ALPHA
>WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT WAS A TRAP
>NO FUCK YOU I'M ALPHA

litterally

You actually meet the voice at the end of the game. It's part of the bonus dungeon

beta male detected

DQIII personality test has a high chance of blowing you the fuck out, I loved it.

Ah I never did the bonus dungeon. Cool.

Is it the Wave Existence?

>b-b-b-but I'm not a sore loser, you beta!

literally

toodaloo wise waterfall

Don't you have some baby beta bitch games to be playing? Like Skyrim?

More accurate than Myer-Briggs I see.

Thanks for playing along guys. If you've not played it before, I highly, highly recommend Dragon Quest III. It's easily my favorite in the series and one of the best JRPGs ever made

I think the point is that at some point in your life people are going to make hasty conclusions and you need to learn to either deal with it or work to avoid and/or prevent such situations in the first place instead of constantly justifying yourself, even if you're "right."

>I an't play no kiddie shit see i'mma fucking man, I don't need your stupid sobriety test

litterally

>better than 4, 5, and 8.
Shit taste.

I like DQ8 and 5 more, but 3 is definitely good. Every DQ is pretty good imo.

What I took from it is that its important to let people know who you are and what you do, its expected of you because people cant read minds.
Im just not a fan of unwarranted attention. I know being a shut in has problem in itself, but I find my life is easier when I dodge people who dont really care enough to force answers out of me.

Also youre a bitch. Let your actions speak for themselves.

>good morning chrono

The voice is The Dragon Queen

I had fun answering the questions at the start, and I had a bit of fun talking about myself for once in a while. Have a good night user.

>good series consistency and solid gameplay
>Toriyama artstyle
Ehhhh... I dunno guys

Before I go, would Cred Forums be interested in a full run through? I've never done anything like that before, and III is a preeeetty long game so I'm not sure how it would work

Ayy same here.

Yeah, I'm sick and got nothing better to do until I'm better.
A stream is what I'd imagine, you'd have to sneak the link in a picture or something in case the janitors get riled.

I don't think it could work for a game like DQ3. Why are you posting in spoilers?

I would tear my eyes out if I saw an in thread game of this.

>Dissing Toriyama

How could you not like this shit?

This. He gives so much character and uniqueness to the seeries because of its colorful cartoony style.

it's kind of silly how many of those just look like dbz characters in costumes.

What's with all the blue gems + 1 blue nose?

Because orange and blue contrast