ITT

I disagree. I liked it a lot but it wasn't until I decided to try it online 75% of the way through when I realized how underpowered I was. Dat nigga completely changed the game for me.

I'm sorry you had such a bad experience, Phil Burnell.

holy shit a bug? how do you even go through life?

>hear people complain about Otis' calls
>"they probably exaggerate it like always"
>mfw they didn't

Still enjoyed the game despite retarded survivors and what not, mostly because of the timer. Was fun trying to save everyone but having to let go to solve cases.

And is it me or are zombies here more aggressive than in the second game(until red gas shit)? I remember them being pretty brain dead there until red gas and then i was actually pretty spooked.

Wish entire game was like that, still remember desperately trying to jump on some shit just so i can eat some food.

how can anyone defend this crap?

Well no shit, this is a game you're meant to play through multiple times
You don't really think someone got the saint achievement on their first playthrough, do you?

i'd like to enjoy the dead rising games but they have 3 of the things i hate the most as integral gameplay mechanics
escort missions, a timer and weapon durability

DR1 is an NES game at heart

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Remaster?
More like re-release.

>Moon Presence drops your HP to 1

TF2 is nothing compared to Overwatch.

>doesn't attack for 20 seconds afterwards
It's a blessing

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GOW multiplayer is underrated.

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On Hardcore

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Dark Souls 2 hitboxes and enemy turning around

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That's single-player.

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This is literally a throwing my controller moment

Sounds like you all need to git gud

>game says you get i frames on a roll/dodge
>roll
>get hit

>The achievement to do this without integrity going under 80

spike box puzzle room in God of War 1.

Just did that tonight. Fuck it.

why didn't he use Disable?

>when he runs up behind the convicts in the jeep, shoots them once and they immediately turn to face him

needs a jojo "to be continued" edit desu

Everything with these guys.

>get bill
>give bill an uzi from food court/paradise/Fresca
>have him kill the zombies over by Leah while you get those two
>give them uzis too
>then get Leah

It's easy. Just set bill outside Leahs shop and he'll deal with the zombies, leaving you with a nice open area and 3 armed guards for the way back

Ayy what theme you got

This shot happens to me.

>Tell myself not to jump
>Jump
>Get killed

It's like I know what not to do but I still do it.

sadly its dead. anyone up for some PC ultimate edition?

Actually enjoyed DaS2 a shit load
but I have no fucking idea how they thought those were okay

the game was awesome when it was in beta but right around overwatch's release they changed all the modes to be more similar to ow was the same time as draggo was released. who was weak as hell on release and his ult would land 2% of clean hits .

the original payload missions involved pushing the cart into enemy territory and destroying the outer wall and turrets. then pushing into their gold vault.

idk whats changed since i havent played in over 3 months , i can assume with all the skins and overlay redesigns the game must be buggy as fuck even more than it was,
before bugs caused the whole server to leave you playing solo and unable to push the cart.
cart falling off the rails,
ults that kill the whole team without much effort.

and they nerfed my boy fernando to god awful levels , hes base for equall to all the other tanks now but he used to do so much damage iwth pyro build and cdr i would 1v1 the entire enemy team slowly but surley without healing or dying

What's the point of saving in Dead Rising when, if you load your save you start at the beginning on the game? I don't remember having this problem on 360. WTF IS GOING ON?

When did they add the confetti? Last time I got the ball through the hoop nothing happened, and the hoop didn't even have collision detection.

>the game was awesome when it was in beta but now it's shit
Sounds like HiRez to me.

Getting beat to a wonder I rushed with a great engineer in civ V

youtube.com/watch?v=lqYHVFIDSbc

Nothing wrong with blaming it on the cheating ass game

Fuck that stupid fucking thing I don't think I've ever raged harder in my entire life

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I didn't play the beta but the game in general feels unsatisfying. Not sure what they were going for but it doesn't feel fun to me.

>Hook someone as roadhog
>Get a clean one-shot a large portion of the cast
>Hook someone as Makoa
>Fire a puny canonball for some decent damage, then forced to follow up

JUST LET ME ONE SHOT THEM. LET ME HAVE FUN

Stuff like that

TRIAL AND ERROR GAMEPLAY

this legit made me WOOOOOOOOOOOW

played this on 360. It was an absolute shitfest.

There's saving in the security room/bathrooms which are normal saves and save and quit in the menu which just saves your stats and literally quits the game.

Just wait for Gears 4. Already got mine pre-ordered.

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Because it was a fucking 3shitsty launch title. It came out fucking 10 years ago. The fuck do you expect.

And the retard AI provides the only real challenge in the game anyways. Once you know what you're doing you can breeze through everything else easy.

anything in mario party games

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>Playing Super Martio Kart on my SNES a few days ago
>"hey I think I'll try to git gud at the game"
>play 100cc. NOT 150cc, just plain old 100cc.How hard could it be, right?
>get my ass handed to me. chalk it up to not having actually played the game in 15+ years
>somehow get to first place early on in one race. on the last lap get a red shell and carry it with me just in case
>BOWSER of all characters passes me on the last curve in front of the finish line
>"haha, got you fucker. Eat red shell."
>HE FUCKING HOPS OVER IT AND GETS FIRST ANYWAYS
>drop controller, stand up, walk up to SNES, turn off system, stare at blank TV

Someone post one of the webms of Unknown from Birth By Sleep nothing is more worthy of a 'woooooooooooooowwwwwww' than that fucking nonsense

adding on to my post here, I found out later that NPCs have items they can spawn whenever they feel like it and most of the items are impossible to actually get unless they are CPU characters. Not to mention theyseem to have the ability to hop over anything on the map with a jump higher than the player can possibly jump.

In a race I did earlier today, I watched 3 CPUs jump over a banana on the track. one after another. not a single CPU hit that banana. They all jumped over it whenever I was near the damn thing. didn't even bother swerving around it in the slightest.

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How does anybody not love shit like this

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explain

That's some real bullshit.

holy shit post more or make a glitch thread

That is some bullshit.

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Why did you bother making two webms of you using a guaranteed method you probably saw on reddit?

the level 1 aron has an ability called sturdy which means that as long as it has full health it cannot get one shot.

tyrannitar's ability, sandstream creates a sandstorm for 5 turns which damages anything not rock steel and I think also ground.

the aron also has endeavor, which brings the opponent to the amount of health it has then gets its health back from shell bell item which gives it 1/16th of the damage it "dealt" back in health.

then sandstorm kills the opponent at the end of the turn because it does i believe 1/16th of the pokemons full health.

the things being hit by this are at such high levels that its not uncommon for them to have upwards of 300 health.

Guaranteed scared the shit out of him.

damn that is quite a exploit tbph

>legit
It's written Legate.

what game

there are other similar strategies. I've seen one with magnemite though its a bit more complicated.

another common one though is a "FEAR" ratatta.

basically level 1, with the moves endeavor and quick attack, and then holding a focus sash (which is an item that acts like sturdy)

Not really. If the opponent didn't have such a shitty team with nothing but attacking moves and no utility he could've gotten around it in many ways.

Please stop.

It's pretty easy to counter, but you need to have a monster or move that can. You can have a monster use a different weather effect to remove standstorm, or a move to neutralize the effect, or not have attacked, or even a monster that was ground or steel that wouldn't have been affected by sandstorm.

get mr antifun trainer, makes survivor invincible and stops timers, also no durability loss, makes the game tolerable

and if you hate grinding activate that sweet x16 PP multiplier and get lvls

MAYBE YOU NEED TO TAKE COVER WHEN SOMEONE WITH A SNIPER RIFLE IS AIM AT YOU PHILL
SORT YOUR SHIT OUT PHIL!

The hitboxes of fences and rocks are horrible in Fallout 3 and NV.

>Sandstorm

youtube.com/watch?v=IZvz6oFTHAE

>Do not enter sewer pipes!
>Actually enter a sewer pipe and die
>TRIAL AND ERROR GAMEPLAY

>1v1 the entire enemy team slowly but surley without healing or dying

That's why he was nerfed user, and for the record he's still an annoying cunt

>Suggests ways to make Dead Rising "fun"
>Suggestions remove everything from the game that make it fun

How is this even a wooooow

The first pokemon uses Sandstorm with damages all pokemon on the field (except rock, ground, and steel types iirc) for multiple turns. After that one faints, the trainer sends out the second pokemon (the one who's only level 1) who has a special ability that leaves him with one health after being hit with an attack that would otherwise kill him and also has immunity to Sandstorm. That pokemon then uses Endeavor which brings the opponents health down to whatever the user's was (i.e. 1) and then lets the opponent's remaining health get chipped away by the Sandstorm.

i had fun on 360, not gonna do genocide again, not waiting retarded AI again

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Fuck. beat me to it.

Getting GW1 55hp vibes from that.
youtube.com/watch?v=3Uw9JQhBY68

That's a computer using a real person's team, right?

A human player would just put that little nigga to sleep or some shit.

>Doesn't have a single Pokemon immune to sandstorm
>Doesn't do anything but continuously attack the Aron rather than use any defensive moves

I mean they could've at least tried.

>tyrannitar's ability, sandstream creates a sandstorm for 5 turns
>5 turns

Only introduced that in I think it was X & Y first. Up to B&W2 Tyranitar's sandstorm lasted the entire match unless a different weather ability cancelled it out.

>not using VATS

That tryhard deserved it.

God of war doesnt have multiplayer

Actually, I was pretty happy for my friend when he did this to me. But I still think it belongs in this thread.

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I remember doing this with my Necromancer for hours. For anybody wondering how this works, the character lowers their health to 55hp (which is the lowest you can get it without killing your character once) and then casts a spell that prevents them from losing more than 10% of their health from a single attack. Combine that with a fuck-ton of health regeneration and skills that bestows mana whenever you get hit, and you can go on getting hit forever and never dying. Then you just need a damaging skill and you're good to go (which for a necro would be Spiteful Spirit which damages the opponent and anyone around the opponent anytime they attack or use a skill).

back when they introduced devourers plus the fracture mod in nemesis

care screaming:
youtube.com/watch?v=Q51FMxBX12s

What episode is this? I wanna hear what he says.

Fuck, wrong file.

>dude nazis lmao
Danger 5 is fucking cringe.

When the 100th invader on Dark Souls 3 is using that faggy duel dancer blade set and SPINS TO WIN

Holy shit, this part was pure sadism.

Just beat them. It isn't even a good pvp set.

damn, that's bad

I don't get it, what happened here.

You accidentally used a move that healed it?

Charmed, makes you fight your teammates. That character has healing skills, and healed the boss.

The character is charmed and used a full heal on the final boss of the game.

DSP didn't prepare anything for the boss and got fucked for it.

Haven't played the game, but I know that there are enemies in P3 that can use a move on your party so that party members buff/heal the enemy.

Brah, how the fuck was he supposed to know he was going to use fucking rest while asleep.

Who puts spikes in a sewer?

youtube.com/watch?v=zbeeBl39NvU

Phil got super buttmad when his character got confused and healed the final boss so he ragequit the game retards had payed him money to play through.

t. poster who has seen the word "cringe" used but does not know what it means

Who smears poop on put spikes?

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>god of war doesnt have multiplayer
heres your (you)

they still make these? lol

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That's an interesting point. How did Gears of War steal that acronym so completely? Everyone knows GOW is Gears even though God of War has been around longer.

> barley playing dead rising for the first time on pc

Feels great too alright play the shit out of this game while you pc cucks barley get passed the first day LOL

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It didn't.

Gears of War is just Gears while God of War is GoW

Which game is this? The latest console one?

Who fucking cares for anything except FPS, it's the same game

> mario kart

Someone post that Daisy's Destruction webm

*barely
*past
who are you calling a cuck when you're failing elementary school

Not sure if it belongs ITT, but Chapter fucking 15 of Ninja Gaiden Black. Anyone who's played and beaten that game knows what the fuck I'm talking about. That fucking tower near the end of the game. Someone post the rage comic.

Pay attention faget

*teleports behind you*
*kicks you through a wall*

Psssh… Nothin Personnel… Kid…

I guess. I just typed in 'DSP Dead Rising' and it was one of the first results.

Less painful than sitting through one of his actual streams.

New mutations in SC2.

>"Enemies have a chance to change into a more powerful unit when attacking"
>Okay, i'll just have to make sure to kill everything quickly
>First bot defense, enemies come with aa bunch of marines etc
>Start upgrading like crazy, "chance" must be like 110%
>Somehow kill them off
>Later into the mission, some units change into hybrids
>Almost kill one, it changes into a MORE POWERFUL ONE WITH FULL HP
>Somehow manage to kill it regardless
>It blows up like a nuke and wipes 3/4th of my leftover army
>mfw

If you knew you'd hate the game

why buy it again?

as much as i despise dsp, i also despise hardcore anti-dsp crowd like SoK.

the whole commentating his vlogs is next level sadness

>Having the game play itself

Why not just watch a fucking movie instead you pussy

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>there is clearly a floor down there and the fall is not high
This is retarded and just bad game design

>this was patched out because there were several hundred blood stains there
Funniest shit righting a note right there;
>SECRET, LOOK DOWN

I know his biggest haters outed themselves as massive spergs (which makes sense given how many of them were former fans) but I never cared enough to look into any of what happened.

>even hits a floor underneath the floor with a thud
hahaha oh wow

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Im glad they patched it, because it looks lazy as fuck.

> Started playing Arkham City
> Wooooooooooowing more during this game's playthrough than all other games I have ever played combined

It was still pretty fun but holy shit how fucking badly can you ruin a Batman open world game?

>And is it me or are zombies here more aggressive than in the second game
No you are correct.
Dead Rising 2 was much easier then one. Random Zombies we mad dash frank in one if they were out of sight. Also the moment one bit you in 1 the whole group would turn and focus on you.
And the responded to sound more quickly, yelling at followers drew them in pretty damn fast.

That said it is so damn satisfying saving all 50 survivors and completing Overtime mode.

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J U S T
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Fucking sexist shitlord Mario.

>load state 1
fucking fire emblem

MKWii was such a clusterfuck because they increased the racer count to 12 and the item distribution was not balanced for it so you get bullshit like or similar to this. MK8 at least toned it down but could still use some improvement.

You still get tons of bloodstain in the dream because people go AFK with their Chikage transformed.
I can't tell you how many blood soul dollars I've cucked myself out of by doing that

DarkSydePhil has the most insane and dedicated hatebase of any Let's Player ever.

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That part when he's almost across the bridge and gets hit off. Im laughing tears

Been a while since I saw some brave fencer.

>le typo approach
Thanks for playing, kiddo.

>these threads are advancing to the point people only use webms
>only have a shitty 2011 phone and no PC
>mfw
>mfw I have no face

Are there any iphone 4[\spoiler] browsers with webm support?

OUT
FUCKING
SKILLED

Shitty mod for a shitty game acts like shit.
WOW

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There's no sickness thing as an iPhone with webm support

dumbass nigger baiting faggot

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BUY A PC, FEG

>oh cool, you were about to fall off and the backstab teleport saved y-

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That's a top tier rekt

im not really sure but i think u cant attack on first turn

That knowing smile at the end. Like he got away with murder.

>invade some faggot on DaS3
>he has 3 (THREE) phantoms helping him

wew

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Was listening to Muzzy - Children of Hell when he starts going ape shit the drop kicks in KEK

he didnt attack, but from what I know you can only have one pot of greed in your deck
so he was still cheating

no

KEK

surviving 12 hours in driver is Herculean tiers

i literally cried in a Call of Duty game. it was the black ops 1 or 2 campaign where you fighting out of some warehouse thing with your squad, and theyre dragging you away, and then it gets all slow motion and music turns on while youre shooting guys in slow motion while theyre dragging you out backwards saving you and youre watching your squadmates die getting shot down as youre dragged to safety trying to save yourself.

goddamn that part was good.

>no tazer photoshopped in somewhere

mgs tpp
>sahelanthropus
>spend 30 or 40 minutes getting the things health to 30 or 40 percent
>one small mistake you die
>have to spend another 30 or 40 minutes to get to that point again
>I RAGGED SO MUCH

>"new and improved" iphone for more than 700€ every year
>doesn't even have basic shit as webm support
Are smartphones the biggest jew ruse of recent years?

You are definitely doing something wrong. There are RPGs everywhere.

I always just went ahead, killed all of the enemies, then brought the balloon with me.

haha what? Who the fuck cares about Tears of War?

You are definitely doing something wrong, fight shouldn't last longer than 10 minutes.

its not even hard to see

Try again.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

I've died to that exact skeleton and several others that way

>there's no taser in the pic-

o u cheeky fuk

What's the context here? He failed his challenge so he uninstalled?

>Everyone looks at the grenade, then turns and looks at the guy who threw it

Comedy gold.

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I was so retarded that my sister had to point out to me that the answers were on the back of the claws.

is this real

I liked Arkham City quite a bit. Arkham KNIGHT on the other hand....all that fucking batmobile bs was annoying as hell

that boss fight genuinely is shit and when i see that carlito in infinity mode i dont even bother and just leave the area

>what are punji sticks

Makoa is fucking hilarious. Unlimited health, big ass shield, pulls. He's not a damage dealer, he's a Samoan troll

It's not like you even need to realize that to progress. Brute-forcing it takes hardly any time.

always gets me to laugh

How the fuck do you even accidentally program a game to do something like this

fuck I don't think you could intentionally program it either, maybe bethesda devs are onto something

Is this scripted?

>everything about the fight
>everything about bullshit sword launcher that shreds your HP
>everything about forced enrage mode
>reading up wiki post-game and finding out about how completing certain quests gives him more abilities

It was less of "Woooowwww" and more of a "Are you for real?" moments.

>boss goes into second stage after 1 hit

bullshit.

He got sucked up by a whirligig

such is life in the zone

What game?

The Last Remnant

Darksydephil is an idiot. He brought a 2x4 to fight the sniper?

I had way more fun playing the dead rising games without timers. But then, I guess I enjoy exploring and attempting to shepherd great swarms of retards without a game over for basically no reason looming over my head.

Dat filename tho

The non-retarded method of dealing with spiders:

Get a glass, put it over the spider

Now it cannot hurt you and is trapped.

Get a piece of paper or cardboard, slide it under the glass.

Pick up the glass and cardboard and carry it outside

Set the spider on fire

>filename

I had this in the background the whole time, made me feel like a kid again.

youtube.com/watch?v=1nlJRo5jmXo&list=PLA8E302EE69E69699&index=6

Had this shit happen near the end of SMT. It used a spell that healed all its health near the end of the fight too.

I didn't realize you had to move the mouse, so I just kept fucking it up over and over and over and over.

Did you shoot its foot or something

>That frantic music
>needing to time the valve pushes just right while rushing

shit was too goddamn hectic as a kid, a lot easier as an adult. Great fucking game though.

>consolefags

he looks like young putin

I figure his stream was meant to last 12 hours for charity or some business, but after that happened he just uninstalled and thought fuck it. Looked at the time, and he had only just passed the 12 hour mark which is the smile at the end

ive never really understood how this game works, whats the percentage shit about and how do you actually KO someone?

This shit's a nightmare

This can be really easy if you do what said.

Put simply, higher percentage = more knockback
Knock someone of the screen/prevent them from recovering to the stage to KO them.

When the phone aka wiimote rings in No More Heroes

Character get KO'd when they are knocked out of the stage. The percentage is a modifier to the knockback you recieve

You gotta git gud bruh. I really dug how he had like 5 variations of power depending on how much of the alternate content you managed to beat.

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Those things were such a great addition to RE1. Shit makes the game so much more tense and interesting.

Oh shit, that actually looks cool.

ah right, thanks

nice

No, that's just how Bethesda's garbage-ass engine works. It's really, really common to just fall over dead or take massive damage because you walked into a box or a cabbage or something.

>played
you mean betatested and paid for it

The expressions are SS

>It's really, really common
Not really.

fucking outskilled

Yes really. Try sprinting down the road in Fo4 and bumping into a car, or jumping on top of one. Almost guaranteed death.

>reach edge of platform
>press the Cunt out of the jump button
>he doesn't fucking JUUUUUUMP AAAAAAAAAAAA NO IT CAN'T HAPPEN AGAIN

Look man, I've played through FO3, NV and 4 a couple of times each. You're exaggerating to a ridiculous extent.

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0.4 rupees were deposited in your account.

shockwave tore the ground under everyone in a 5 memtre radius to the point rocks are launched 6 metres into the air.
Complains
If he jumped on his back would of avoided it.

pleb or underage

Just another Cred Forums user.

EVeryone else knew exactly what the uck to do there.

>clearly hit by an aoe
>"what the fuck"
Also
>bringing Monster Hunter Frontier to western PS4
>not fucking Dragons Dogma
Monster Hunter has more people playing on handhelds, why do this.

Use a tank until it does the rust attacks then us D walker to go fast and shred it with minigun fire.

woooow

WHERE THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO GO I DON'T GET IT
I KEEP ENDING UP ON DIFFERENT PARTS OF THE MAP BECAUSE OF SOME BUG
GAME IS LITERALLY BROKEN
THANKS KOJIMA

what game? And does it have lots of bullshit boss things like in the webm? really looking for a game with rage inducing long bosses

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>playing regular DD
>Wight casts Maelstrom
>everyone instantly dies
t-thanks

"Pawns are stupid" they said "just make the pawns players and the game would be better because they wouldnt be stupid" they said.

>what game
i'll tell you if you be honest: how long have you been here and how long have you been playing video games

>swings club straight in front of himself
>does damage in a circle around him

I haven't played DD, but seeing that for the first time I definitely didn't expect that large an aoe.

You're a fucking idiot for not knowing what game that is, and you're a fucking idiot for not googling terms/names in the webm and finding it for yourself.

HAHAHAHA

Anyone remember that famous moment in dead rising?

When you first play the game take some fotos at the starting area of the survivors by the car then play through the game and do the missions until you reach the mall clown and you see colors and hear pretty sounds but also moan of zombies and you take photographs because of points but you can't stand there because of the attacks so you drink juice to heal yourself and you have only 5 inventory slots for weapons like guns and sticks and you drive the car over zombies you get freeze frame???

Surely the ridiculously long windup and the fact everyone backed the fuck away wasn't much of a hint.

>that is a woooow moment
How about being ulti'd by one of the two mcs on that certain cave of evil on fury mode.

honestly i've been here since 2012 and playing video games as a main hobby for the last 19 years.
yeah probably, my first thought was the persona series but then the replies were using SMT so it kinda threw me off.

This would be triggering if the boss was actually hard. There are side bosses harder than that piece of shit.

Its one of those "ive seen the enemy do this charge animation before and know its time to avoid a big attack" scenarios. I really doubt thats the first time that player is fighting that particular enemy because they are very common enemies and that player isnt low. It looks more like he was complaining he couldnt block it, not that it was a 360 attack.

>2012
then you missed the P3FES threads when they were current, you're off the hook

sweet. now the real question is are the games fun?

Sometimes even that doesn't help, I had two get stuck in the fountain in leisure park and they literally couldn't figure out how to get out no matter where I told them to go. I had to kick the shit out of them until they were out of the fountain.

Same thing happened to one of the idiots in the entrance plaza and the water there.

Having the idiot survivors just run into each other when you have 5 or more near the ledge by the saferoom vent is obnoxious too.

The only change I would ever want to DR1 is better pathfinding for the AI because holy fuck.

The entire game becomes bullshit if you aren't playing P3P. You litreally can't control your teammates and can only give them vague commands like "Support" "attack" and stuff.

yes, it's a documentary footage

That saferoom vent thing was annoying, Ill give you that. To get around it tell them to move away, as soon as they are scattered and in transit call them to you and you will get 1 or 2 on the ledge, take them inside then repeat. Its pretty dumb.

>Eternal Darkness.webm

SMT is a diverse enough series that if you dislike ALL of them you probably just hate JRPGs on the whole. Persona, aka SMT: Persona in the west, is SMT's casualized spinoff series about highschoolers moonlighting as demon slayers. Check the SMT general for a chart on where to begin based on your rpg preferences.

For how popular it is/was, TF2 has shockingly bad melee hit detection.

That is fucking evil hahah

>youtube.com/watch?v=zbeeBl39NvU
wew lad
finally

Most competitive teams don't carry those status effect attacks. At most, you'll find someone using a pokemon that can paralyze.

i'll give the general a look, cheers m8.
I forget amongst all the shitposting that you can get some sound advice for trying new vidya

>drawing exodia on the first turn
kek

>Super Meat Boy
>mfw I ran straight through walls and Bandage Girl multiple times

Dead on Xbox or dead on PC? I have it on the Box, might actually try it out if it's active enough.

Training your digimon and getting Numemon.

You know what game I'm talking about.

reminder that no game ever cheated for its NPCs as hard as Driver

If you edit your ini to remove vsync (iPresentInterval=0), those physics glitches become considerably more of an issue.

that's kind of pain in the ass to maneuver but still manageable

what the hell how would that affect anything

How the fuck do you survive 12 hours in that, jesus christ this is a monumental achievement to do it for an hour.

Whoever the fuck thought up this piece of shit unrealistic enemy needs to be taken out back and fucking shot

>Pyro before axstingusher nerf
>Hit heavy on fire
>It dosent register
>I die like a bitch

Never again

Every single death i have in Ninja Gaiden Sigma 2 on Master Ninja difficulty.

God that mode just sucks all of the fun from the game. The literal definition of artificial difficulty. The amount of bullshit the enemies pull to fuck you over is ridiculous, it's like playing multiplayer with a bunch of cheesing faggots

WOOOOOOW ONLINE LAG DUDE

I found him very easy, but then I had done the quests which means he couldn't summon, probs couldn't do his most powerful attacks. stop being a scrub and actually explore

It has something to do with their Havok implementation, it expects framerate to not be over 60 at any given time and spergs out if it does. Same shit with Skyrim.

Finding out that Oblivion had a quick travel after finishing the game twice

At that moment I realised that I wasted alot of time.. Sure I wasn't mad at lost time, but.. it was annoying..

>mfw tazed with the double barrel out

WOOOOOOOOOOW BUHAHUHAHAHA

How could you NOT click on a map icon at least once? Just to see what happens if nothing else?

Fans love him though. He adds tension and challenge.

To be fair, when Skyrim first came out on the PC the menu was fucked and you couldn't rotate items in the inventory until they patched it about 2 weeks after release.

And you don't seem to understand

A shame you seemed an honest man

Git gud

I didnt know you could repair weapons in Fallout 3 and NV by combining them till l started modding, all the time I was swapping out weapons on the fly and hoarding good weapons for later. No idea how I missed it, I guess I was never really navigating the menus enough. That said though, my enjoyment of the games somewhat lessened upon learning this. Felt less survival orientated after that.

Yes you could, I "solved" this on release day.
It just wasn't obvious that you had to move your mouse cursor on a 3D model of an item in the inventory and click-drag it to rotate.
Or hell, Skyrim was a such mess on release, maybe it actually didn't work for everyone.

Thanks, Todd.

Exodia's effect isn't an attack, you just sort of... die.
Pot of Greed got nerfed a long-ass time ago though, like the other user said.

This could have been the perfect game but it's shit.

Also, it still doesn't work even on consoles.

S P O O K E D

>not just aiming centre mass with shotguns in vats
I cleared FO4 with nothing but the double barrel shotgun and it was ok, what other games have double barrels you dont have to replace and can just run the game with.

I played for like 80 hours on Xbox

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>People paid money fot Phil to finish this game
What a cunt.

lol i didnt buy it, i torrented it

game?

CLAP

Can you pull this off IRL to troll people? kek

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Or just buy Dead Rising 3 you fucking casual.

How is the ps4 port?

its a moba, not a shooter.

yea i torrented them all and playing dr3 now, its certainly not as bad as you fuckers made it sound

No. Greed is banned.

Great. If you are confident your PC can run it then its not much of a question of where to get it though.

I love when idiocy is punished, holy shit

I'm glad you are enjoying my gaffes, but im not all bad

>not naming the file antonyelchin.webm

>not setting the spider on fire inside the glass

elaborate pls

>gamebryo
>anything to love

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I distinctly remember looking for a fix for it and no matter what I did to it in game it wouldn't work, not until the first patch came out and it fixed it.

>Intensity Rating: Ultra-Extreme

>you've done so much between the save and you getting stuck that you just stop playing for a week

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

Only 1990s kids will remember this.

I walked into a cart in Skyrim and I lost half of my health.

You actually could. Bought it on release day, and you get a "claw quest" in of the very first village. Plus rotating the claw to get the answer was shown in one of the trailer so it wasn't really a challenge.

I'l not sure if that was clever or stupid but I dropped the items on the ground and looked at it when I played the game for the first time.

Had no idea you could rotate stuff in the inventory.

I only ever played the original on the PS1 and bought the remake when it was released on the PC.

Decided to do an autistic run and kill most zombies because why not, didn't know about the gasoline thing.

It was fun later on in the game.

>E) Take
~tcl retard

Only Bethesda game have physics THIS retarded

>Grelom Reeeeee

I wonder if there's something like that on console version? If not, XB1 probably has mod for this already, seem like survival 101 in any Bethesda game

Even if you couldn't rotate the claw you can bruteforce it in less than a minute, so who cares.

cards like pot of greed are banned, but there are decks that work on first turn exodia. they are pretty inconsistant though and if you dont pul it off first turn you are more than likely garunteed to lose.

>lmao collision detection what is that

My PC could run it but it was more for just chilling and sitting back with the ps4 in the living room

WOW

GOTYAY

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somebody who doesnt want other people to go down there

This kind of shit only happens with Bethesda games. Fucking hell.

Its great either way. I bought both versions, I wanted to do a week long run of the game and wasnt doing it sitting at my computer.

Driver literally spawns cops behind you, and launches them at your car

I'm prtty sure she's programmed to always do that animation the moment you get close enough to her, even if she's supposed to be staggered.

some enemies in DaS3 do similar things, but never in such a jarring fashion.

Worms games against level 10+ CPUs

>25 feet above the guy
>cut
>1000 feet above the guy

How do you storyboard this and live with yourself?

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>Bugs are a feature!
>Mods will fix it!

The shadow grows over the monster because the mech is gaining altitude. It's subtle I know.

thanks for posting this, i now know to never get it

if there was to be an indication of height, then the shadow should have expanded, rather than simply creep onto the monster.

It also doesn't have individual character customization if that triggers you :^)

If this is a reference it's lost on me.

Also there is nothing to be get good at, enemies can 1 shot you with grabs and there are basically no rules to keep them in check.

>They can start the grab animation to hit you the exact frame after you are done completing one of your own animations, meaning it's unavoidable instant death

>Some enemies have grabs with literally zero windup frames.

>Some enemies can literally become invincible after you kill them and do one last grab before their actual death animation triggers

It's entirely luck based. If the AI feels like it, it can line shit up to kill you and there is nothing you ca do about it.

Has DSP ever shown genuine pleasure at playing video games? He's constantly complaining and pitching hissy fits whenever he encounters the slightest frustration; it makes it look like he views his "job" as a joyless task he suffers through for Twitch/Youtube bucks.

He seemed to have a lot of pleasure when playing the Nioh alpha hue hue

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Games that were super easy. But then in the review he complains that the game was too easy.

it does, i used to be interested in it but now i've completely dropped it

Why did you post this?

He was doing a Lain reference, for some reason.

Thats a sexy ass pose.

Raised the Brightness to the max so I could see better

INB4 I cheated or didnt do it the way you did so it doesnt count!!!!

Super kek

When the fuck was Pot of Greed EVER not Limited? Forget not being banned, when the fuck were you allowed more than 1?

GET DOWN

You're retarded.

>playing degroot keep
>holding the last point with 3 other people
>one demoknight with the katana charges in
>we can't hit him because our melees hit eachother
>he never dies and kills all of us
I swear it was better at launch

i play mika

>what is oxygen

It's like you've never played Wizadry IV: Return of Werdna

Good luck ever beating that without a guide.

Insta karma's the best

>mfw a meet&fuck Newgrounds game taught me the skills and reflexes needed to pass this on a single attempt.

it was better at launched
they fucked it up like 5 years after launch

OUTFUCKING SKILLED

>the guy just walks into the street and gets run over

>Christine.webm

Devil May Cry 5.

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Holy kek the way they all look at him

Why are you playing on a console?

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Fucking kek

serves you right

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Install vlc.

KING CRIMSON

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I remember I guessed the first one based ont he pictures on the walls (what I thought it was) and then eventually got to some without any pictures. Then I learned sometimes you only can use the claw to figure it out.

Did they ever fix him literally teleporting and jumping through walls?

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Don't take skellie's drugs

Merlin

The one and only true hero of the internet.

>there's survivor commands
Fuck me I need to read manuals more.

How can people take this game seriously?

>closing the app
>not deleting it

Fucking pussy. You problably played it one minute later too.

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i been playing that shijt this whole week

>battle sahelanthropus
>take down to low health
>hop in tank
>epic chasing only a few shots remaining
>suddenly out of mission area no chance to stop tank
have a nice cup of fuck you

>that filename
psssh nothin personnel kid

Fuck u juke

I remember this had to be brute forced day one, because the PC controls for turning objects in the inventory menu was fucked if you had rebound the key.

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