Do you keep vidya plushes in your house?

Don't post a tranny as your OP if you don't want the thread to get derailed fuckboy

I have the Moofah and Gammoth from this set, and the Felyne and Rathalos from the MH4U set. Got them as drawing prizes/gifts respectively.

Only one I'll ever own, since it does have a canon reason to be a plushie.

Here's all the game toys I have. They're right blow the tea set my grandpa left me that he got killing japs in China.

Just a few pokemon ones.
Goomy, Dedenne, Pikachu (regular and one of those 20th anniversary ones), Jolteon, and a master ball.

forgot pic

>that luigi

WAKE ME UP

Is that the guy who stick giant dildos up his ass?
Nathalie something?

>Is that the guy who stick giant dildos up his ass?

that's like half of Cred Forums at this point

who's the cutiest?
natalie or narcissa.

This

Best plush I ever bought. Need to show it off more.

>Natalie Mars will never fuck you in the ass

who and whoer?

>grown men buying plushies
Masculinity died in 2016 and you killed it

>2016
Nigga that shit died back in the 60's.

i have a meepo plushie

i would like to get a few more but eh. i only want meepos and its random what you get in the boxes

I wanna jizz on those freckles.

I have that exact goomba, I got it five years ago

Pretty weird to see people have the same shit as you

>Masculinity died in 2016
You're on fucking Cred Forums, Norm-ie MacDonald.

It was the 90s actually.

Yes. I have around 200 Pokemon plushes. Feels good not having any shame.

SHE. SHE identifies as a girl so SHE is a girl. Fuck off back to Cred Forums, Drumpf voter

i am gonna take a wild guess and that "chicks" penis is SLIGHTLY bigger mine

traps are gross

I like to occasionally bring women back to my house and fuck them. If I have a plush anywhere this potential partner will see it is likely she will not fuck me.
>inb4 find a better girl
I just wanna get laid. I'll happily put aside my childish whimsy to have sex

No, he's a man as long as he has a penis.

I will not change my opinion because some SJW lost their way on the way to the soapbox.

>SHE identifies as a girl

But he doesn't.

Even if his penis is bigger, it still looks like a deformed one

>as long as he has a penis
Even if he doesn't, that just makes him a mutilated man.

It's weird seeing people you personally know on Cred Forums
It's also weird seeing them stick a dildo up their ass

sauce?

>Drumpf
You sound like my angry blue pilled liberal uncle

mig is that you?

Lucky

im gay now

I don't care if you have a penis, you are one cute girl.

>tfw he's 32

i'm 29, actually

I don't like Natalie now that he does hardcore professional porn.

What a mistake.

I just saved that drawn picture of you wearing that leather collar with the heart.

I bought the same exact one for my QT3.14 ex-grillfriend/pet.

No homo but I would destroy your prostate with my cock.

>he

Real girlboi here

if 0, I will show my dingle and dount

>i'm

timestamp or fuck off

here u go senpai :D

Natalie had some novelty as a really good trap, now she's just another tranny

i have a rammus poro on my gamecube, a freddie plush near my amiibos, a baron nashor pillow next to my juggernaut mask and a non-vidya dinosaur on my n64.

I have that same shirt.

I also have a white one that is almost identical, but the text is in English and it's angry American Kirby.

She has pretty good taste in video games tbqh (to be quite honest) familia (family member of mine).

>"""""she""""" does hardcore porn now
>"""""she""""" has been fucked silly and sullied by Christian

Christian is fucking everywhere and he ruins every scene he's in

Which one is Christian? The one that looks like the Sess?

He's the bald one, yes.

>hardcore tranny porn

for what purpose
If I want to watch someone get fucked up the ass, it might as well be a real girl.

Do these count as "plushes"?

They're actually adorable. Is it official merchandise?

Elcors are top tier ME race

Yes, I bought them along with the TOP NEP hat.

>Natalie Mars

>vagina

No it's a cute girl (male)

Cred Forums is the most cancerous board

I'd suck her plush cock.

>SHE. SHE identifies as a girl so SHE is a girl. Fuck off back to Cred Forums, Drumpf voter
weak bait stop biting you idiots

Natalie is a nigger love now so anyone else is better

>>grown men buying plushies
>trying so hard to be manly and mature
fuck off you beta bitch boy

If it's cute enough to be a girl, then it's a girl

How many hookers have you killed yet, or do you only go for little kids?

Roll again pls

He's better than that fucking Goober Ramon.

that's a man baby

Dark Souls is the only good game you mentioned

I want my hair to look like that but instead I get the ffucking mexican frizzle

Well duh, only man babies buy Nintendo toys

...

I would marry her desu

id fug a guy if they were cute like that

What have Sue and "her" done lately? Has Sue done any HC besides the Christian one?
I've been avoiding fapping to traps and trannies for some months now so that i can stay straight so i lost track of them.

How the fuck can trannies endure his massive cock?

Lots of practice.

>I've been avoiding fapping to traps and trannies for some months now so that i can stay straight
Buddy, got bad news for you, a repressed gay person is still gay

www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMoEs7eQeZE
> its user gets blown the fuck out by scientists episode
my favorite, ready for your strawmans senpai

Not if i delude myself into thinking that liking boipucci is straight.
Now bullshit aside i know that i'm not really 100% straight but i do feel straight i see feminine men and transexuals as women, i like their female appearance and ass, not their genitals and i want to fuck them not the other way around.

what gender is this body part?

fuck off with that bullshit

fuck off
>not playing with cute little trap cocks

>i see feminine men and transexuals as women
Ok, that would make you straight.

Fuck sake's Christian is bad but he was an improvement of what tranny porn had before him.

Would you like to see Tom Moore again?

only two that matter

sauce? its for my friend

You do realize that trannies have dicks, right?
We don't need a man, just let 2 trannies fuck each other.

wtf i love dick now

most of the time it's pathetic seeing one trying to keep it's hard-on.

Or you have those butch trannies like Delia that looks like Christian with boobs and a wig.

Or those brazilian butt monsters.

Not vidya, but I have a countryball plush

The worst is that videos and movies with trannies like this more likely motivate me to become a tranny instead of wanting to fuck one.
I'm not gay.

a bunch of pokemon ones
i'm getting a giant ditto sent to me in November too

i read that as a (a giant dildo)

What, you know Natalie? Bullshit.

you mean hotline miami you pleb

Do I!

Who is she? sauce?

Hotline Miami is shit
Dark Souls 1 is a masterpiece

ok child

Which country?

Hey mate, you still here?
Where did you buy it? I've heard that quality varies from shop to shop.
Always late in these threds

Netherlands
Gf made it for me

Trust me user. Wait til you get fucked in the ass. You're not gonna like it.

I used to but my faggot dog ate a Zorua plush

Natalie Mars.

I really need a download of all her stuff, she has a fantastic booty

>calls others a child
>likes a retarded hippy game

I have this

Sure it wasn't just Aquafresh promo toy?

Why do you have a pig nosed blue smoking spider moose?

>hippy
>secret ending reveals the enemies are literal commies and the good guys are nationalist
dig that grave deeper

you got a good place? most her stuff is paysite shit.

Mega's the usual, right?

Would be fun if their promo toys had stoned eyes

i wanna see natalie get creampied but i also wanna save muh shekels

fug

Are you seriously incapable of obtaining mainstream porn illegally? Do you have a disability?

What is gayer? Fucking a man-looking woman, or a woman-looking man?

senpai i can't find any of it aside from the ones made by actual porn companies, not the clipsforsale ones

man-looking woman

>choose your torrent site of choice
use a mirror you memester
>type in clips4sale
>fap

So that means it's a man.

Bayonetta cosplay

>Fucking a woman is gay

No. I don't really get the appeal of buying dumb shit that doesn't do anything. Figures plushies etc etc all seem like a worse use of my money than burning it.

No I don't keep anything related to video games at my place because if anyone finds out I play video games, it would be the end of me.

Video games are the most looked down upon hobby in the history of man. It's so embarrassing when someone finds out I once played a JRPG (Final Fantasy)

Woman-looking man
Because if it's still a woman then it's technically not gay.

Fucking women is gay as fuck
They are terrible people, completely fake, the only thing gayer is fucking men trying to be women, double the fakery, if not multiplied by eachother.

t. poorestfag

No but i have a posable gondola plushie

Space is more valuable than garbage that does nothing. Buy a game or a book or a beer or fucking anything else.

I want one.

>buy something that actually kills you
also dumbfag

>clipsforsale

That site should be labeled a crime against humanity.
>hours of porn catering precisely to your deepest fetishes are created daily just to never be seen by anyone and eventually disappear forever unfapped to

I get you, going out of your way to buy something that you'll just put down and leave there seems pretty fucking retarded to me too.

I mean its one thing to decorate, and I guess picking these up on whim at some shop is fine too, but I won't make an ebay order for some useless shit to display.

At least you'll die with a neat clean apartment instead of one filled with garbage.

Why don't you just buy them then?

Theres plenty of it out in the net, I know I just downloaded a metric fuckton of JOI vids and such.

Yes, I have a few. Less than I would like, but I'm not rich.
Picture not mine, but I do have my own Raiho

>charging the equivalent of a monthly subscription for a 10 minute clip

Fuck that noise. I'm not gonna support jews trying to extort my dick.

Is that why it's the worst in the series?

THE ACE OF SPADES

Depends if theres a barr body or not in the chromosomes

Go fuck yourself you have the worst taste of all time
Das1>BB>Des>Das3>Das2

DeS > DaS > BB > DaS3 > DaS2

...

DeS > DaS
no dark souls 1 improved upon almost everything

Yes. I make them myself as a hobby.

Not where it mattered.

But DeS was a PS3 exclusive that not as many people played so I need to feel like a special snowflake for calling it my favourite one even though it was obviously inferior in many ways

Demons Souls has many many flaws i love it but it's not better than Dark Souls 1 at all stop trying to be special

I remember how nice his ass looked in his webcam videos now he looks terrible in these professional productions

>Stop trying to be special
Yeah. The most popular game will always be the best and disagreeing means you're a hipster, right?

I have one pikachu plush that my gf got me when we started dating.

Other than that I dont have any other vidya plushies.

>white """"""""""""women""""""""""""

>Yeah. The most popular game will always be the best and disagreeing means you're a hipster, right?
no fuck off i actually almost always like the unpopular thing the best it's just that dark souls 1 really is the best and i don't even think it's the most popular anymore

Crash Bandicoot is posed in a lewd manner on top of my CRT television.

No, im poor

Not him, but I have one too. Bought it off of amazon. Fairly cheap and cute.

No not really, it's fucking gay.
Imagine one of your mates seeing Nintendo shit on your table..

I wouldn't even own the most bad ass of bad ass big boss models.. unless it was a statue, and by that I mean a metal wood stone or clay statue not some plastic immovable toy.

I'm guessing a male trying to be a female, or a rather messed up female, but body parts don't have genders. body tissue is body tissue, but male and females are still different on a level bellow tissue, chromosones are a still a major contributor of either gender, while both males and females have chins, a males is normally one while a females is not, this does not mean someone with a rather sharp strong chin is a male if they still have male chromosomes pattern.

A female though will very rarely, almost nearly impossibly be born with a penis as that is a major male sexual characteristic.

Chickens have been born with dinosaur faces, but both of these things are called mutated freaks.