Use mic

I have a weird way of talking when I have to talk in english, it sounds very unnatural so I only talk to people in my native language.

>join random vidya voice chat
>almost all of them have the same voice
>the millennial coastal city voice that is just a tad lower than a fullblown faggot voice
>unless they say oh my god then it goes full gay
>cant even tell them apart

>have slight lisp but okay with it
>hear myself in other peoples mics
>it sounds 10x worse

fuck

>Uses voice comms as a crutch

maybe try not being shit.

>game anouncer
>"attacking commences"
>me in goofy voice
>"Attacking Commences"
>ally imitating me in even goofier voice
>"ATTACKING COMMENCES"
>turns off mic

god damn overwatch this has happened more than once. why can't my mic just auto-turn on for premades and auto-turn off for solo queue?

>hearing your own voice through a recording for the first time

Does God find my suffering amusing?

Was he going along with the joke, or mocking what you said?
Becuase if it was the former that sounds pretty neat

>avoid mirrors and recordings of my own voice
>mother wants to show a video of me
>dont want to look upon my own miserable form

Nobody has the voice they hear user. It's the sad truth.

I was a pretty cute child, and a horrific looking and sounding adult

vocaroo.com/i/s0R8Qfki9Mnb

>just realized a few months ago when listening to myself that I have a fucking atrocious lisp
>nobody ever bothered to tell me about it before then

>tfw i have a deep voice
>as soon as i talk into the mic people instantly recognize me as the alpha male

M E L B O U R N E
E
L
B
O
U
R
N
E

...

damn thats hot show me your ass

>tfw

Other way around for me. The damage has been done though, am a motivationless asshole who hates people

well he was going along with the joke. like when you're in class and you say something so stupid it's funny that everyone behind you starts quoting it for the next few minutes.

it was pretty fucking funny desu because i didn't expect it, but it made me realize my mic was on. really caught me out.

another time i realized my mic was on i was skyping with my friend and started QQing about the game, but no one was calling me out. then i saw the little green voice symbol in the top left corner.

immediately after i went full "I WAS JUST PRETENDED TO BE RETARDED" and said "waaaait a sec. is my mic on?" and then turned it off. god damn that was embarrassing.

>did you know you have an atrocious lisp?
How wouldn't you know...?

>sound like a faggot
>ignore it the best I can
>on mic with a few friends
>hear my voice echo in their headset
>mute mic

...

>around 18 was pretty handsome
>19, already heavily balding
>have birthmarks on my skull
>now look like a 40 year old fat old balding man when im 23

>Don't talk in voip because i find my accent embarrassing

I just never considered it when I was talking. I mean I always figured I had a tiny bit of one, but the reality was so, so much worse.
As is my social anxiety wasn't bad enough to begin with ;_;

I dont notice your lisp in your typing at all. You should be fine

>on teamspeak with friends as we're playing some co-op games
>collectively decide to take a break for food and whatever
>start listening to music as everyone does their own things for a bit
>start singing along with the song
>mic is on

look up speech lessons and practice

like are you this lacking in imagination?

>lol user you sound like a fag!
>Well atleast I don't look like one, fuckface

I love working out.

>Use mic
>People think I'm funny and like talking to me
>Stop talking for 3 minutes either cause I'm getting tired or getting hungry
>"Hey user, you still there?"

That's my general experience talking to people using a mic.

At least you're getting laid

>Use mic
>No gay shit, no complaints, just videogames

HOW DO I DO IT

It's kinda weird. I'm actually not good at holding a conversation but as soon as I talk with people over mic I'm self confident. It's kinda weird.

I've listened to recording of myself and cringed over how faggy I think I sound, but nobody has ever pointed this out to me so I guess I really sound fine.

I've gotten into arguments with people over voice chat and it would be so easy for them to shoot me down saying "you sound like a bitch" but that has never happened.

I actually envy you. I am 25 in a month and people still recognise me as 17 years old..
It gets annoying when buying an alcohol. They check my fucking id if I'm 18 every time >.

>South African
>moved to England at a young age
>went to private school

I've got this really fucked up posh English accent with undertones of bix nood, it's actually quite upsetting.

>>.

i have a heavy Jamaican accent most people who dont know me and hear it for the first time find it cool.

I wanna hear it!

>tfw look and sound EXACTLY like picrelated

Why live.

>user joins the game
>Has a super feminine voice and sounds like a total fag
>Defend him from other user's that are giving him shit
>Turns out he's 100% straight despite sounding like a total fuckboy
>Doesn't reward me by letting me pound his tight virgin butt into oblivion.

F-Fucking fag... I didn't wanna stick it in your butt anyway...

>tfw hairline started receding all of a sudden
>caught it just in time and had some regrowth
>keep hair just long enough so you can't even tell

I'm a vain fuck. My genetics will probably catch up with me sooner or later though. I'll probably neck myself before I go bald.

Fuck off nigger. And I'm Polish

Germans can buy alcohol at 16

>don't use mic because everyone keeps asking if I'm a girl

I just want to communicate with the team

Sounds like Sunlight Blade on YouTube.

fuck off mentally ill trapfag

You will grow up in another Cosmo, degenerate

>stuck with a cheap third party xbox mic because most of my ports are fucked
>so sensitive it can pick up a fart next door
>if the game isn't push-to-talk everyone is getting drowned out by music, game sound and the neighbours pottering around their house

Think twice before you say "get on the mic" anons, you don't know what you ask.

>tfw have literally zero control of my pitch

Yeah, same here. When I talk to people online I can be 100% myself. When I talk to people in real life, I can make them laugh sure, but it's usually followed by an awkward silence which totally takes away any points I gained with that person.

>tripfag
>doesn't use a trip

?????

Also:
>Use mic in online game.
>People always assume I am an asshole from one sentence.

Usually the sentence is "Can we push forward a little now? They are down"

ey bb u want sum fug :-DDD

>Use mic
>others can immediately tell I'm using a cheap mic
>Tells me to shut up and buy a better mic

I can always hear myself on my m8s mic after i say something, and it sounds so different than what i hear in my head. I also never realised how working class i sound.

vocaroo.com/i/s1VN3padCXvM
>tfw people either tell me to stfu because I sound like a Russian or don't understand me and just ignore me
I wish I didn't have thos damned accent.

I have like 50 clips of myself saying it: Everyone hates their own voice. You just get used to it after you listen a bunch. Don't worry about it unless it's over the top Gilbert Gottfried levels of silly.

Here's one of those recordings. Granted it's not for the exact situation at hand, but it works. picosong.com/Tz4U

>>tripfag
>>doesn't use a trip
are you fucking retarded

turn up your mic faggot

Come on baby, give daddy a kiss. We don't have to tell our team mates.

Where did this meme came from?

>15-19
>taller and more handsome than anyone at the same age
>have girls hitting on me left and right the entire time, too autist to care
>stop growing at 19
>everyone else shoots past me
>appearance degrades while they get better looking
>25 years old
>i look like skinny 40 year old manlet with long beard
>my voice is often mistaken for my fathers, who is 60
>friends jokingly tell me i look like some sort of serial killer

vocaroo.com/i/s0iVJlPwil8M

HHHHHHHHHHNG

>this pic
Never fails

>always complimented on my voice and charisma during speeches
>used to take charge when in group project presentations
>friends say I always sound overly professional over the phone or have a radio voice

The truth is I hate almost everything about myself save for my voice.

I'd still chat with any of you anons if we crossed paths in-game. I find different accents and speech patterns very interesting. If you're that down on your voice just practice speaking every day. I used to speak lazily and had a redneck twang but got rid of all that with practice.

...

I read trip instead of trap.

Fuck.

It happens to the best of us.

>mp3 name
You're kind, user. I hope you have a good day.

>get yelled at all day at work
>get yelled at in game

It's 4AM, but sure, thanks man. Hope you have a good one as well. Or night, I dunno. I'm off to bed.

vocaroo.com/i/s0V9zORGGDiQ
I have a cold

>can express myself eloquently in English in written form
>starts stuttering, slurring and sounding like a mongoloid whenever I'm forced to speak it
I know people generally aren't very bothered by non-native speakers but I've never been able to get over how plain stupid I sound.

Because Vocaroo is shit. It compresses the fuck out of audio. Use Audacity and export it to an MP3 with the LAME codec for Audacity. Then upload it to vocaroo or picosong. It doesn't compress uploads, it compresses direct sound capture.

Whoa. You must be very dedicated in being a dead weight.

Same, except I have a thick slavic accent. Can't stand that shit, I sound like a mongrel.

Me on the right

Do this and try speaking. That's what others hear.

My voice.

vocaroo.com/i/s0DAxm0L1s9N

I guess i am.

>been told that I have arab, brit, american and french-canadian accent
>none of those were even remotely close
And yesterday someone told me that I suddenly started sounding deeper.
I think throat cancer is coming.

>Have a Elmer Fudd-esque lisp where I say 'w' instead of 'r'
>only my best friend ever mentions how blatantly noticeable it is
>everyone else I play with never says a thing
>tfw "what was that user?"

Only it's not. Low frqeuencies reverb in your skull making it sound different than what preventing sound like that would do. A better idea would be to just record yourself. And even then the bias of what you think you sound like versus what you actually do makes it seem like your voice is a lot worse than it actually is. Because you're not used to hearing your own voice outside of your skull it sounds alien to you.

>why can't my mic just auto-turn on for premades and auto-turn off for solo queue

Because you're retarded and didn't even bother to check the audio settings in OW.

vocaroo.com/i/s1himJ1KELTK

Your typing is ugly

vocaroo.com/i/s1zZMdAxLvU7
Cool

do french people really say au secour rather than help. Because if they do I can imagine them rather surrendering themselves to the waves than scream a full sentence

See, loads better! Get well soon user!

>tfw have no issues using a mic cuz u have charisma a good sense of humour and sound sexy af

lol sorry nerds

At least you're getting jizz.

no we say a l'aide

besides i'm not french

it's like saying you're american because your native language is english

don't do that

Almost no one likes the sound of their own voice unless they're very used to it. You sound different to what you normally hear your voice as, but because of the resemblance between your voice as you hear it and your voice in a recording, you naturally dislike it.

The same applies to your face. Most people are used to seeing their face in a mirror, but because your face isn't completely symmetrical, your mirrored face differs from your actual face. It's not that you look bad in photos, it's just that you're not used to it. People who regularly see your face rate your mirrored as uglier than your actual face, while people who haven't seen your face before have no preference.

>it's like saying you're american because your native language is english
but my native language isnt english. Its dutch, and yes im a dutchman. So it works out fine.

Get out, normalfag

>being this thin skinned
c'mon user who gives a shit what those fags think

vocaroo.com/i/s1pyyJ2kHJGI

>tfw constantly told you sound like a radio guy/voice actor

get fucked dorks

>tfw women are forced to experience multiple orgasms once exposed to my voice for a sufficient length of time

its tough being me

haha me 2 rofl

vocaroo.com/i/s1LFMVDhdWCa

>tfw you have a deep as fuck, manly voice.

Get on my level, fags.

youtube.com/channel/UCjU0KCW-MSUHbQzWDbWUh1w

No audio recordings of me, just some videos. I'm the guy with the hair, I don't think my voice sounds that bad

fucking exactly. it gets even worse irl cuz most women who are even in close proximity to me usually ejaculate themselves.
you guys probably think im joking.

what if you dislike the face in the mirror

vocaroo.com/i/s03T3HGxKnUw

>hair starts receding into a sharp widows peak at 19
>begins thinning out everywhere at the same time with seemingly random streaks where it's more severe
>three years on and it still hasn't stopped or actually balded yet
Good thing facial hair exist, right?

>notice a couple of ginger flecks in my moustache back then
>watch in horror over those years as it spreads nearly everywhere but the cheeks

And that is why in a last ditch effort to outmeme my bastard genetics, I've settled on a balding mullet/long (mostly)ginger goatee combo at 22

>have overwatch shit on your HDD
one of us a loser and it aint me

>wanna join voice comms
>dont like the sound of my own voice
>who really does tho?
>never join

its not like i can change it, so i might as well join right? ahaaaa

>Good thing facial hair exist, right?
Id give it up for normal hair mate.

Yo.

here.

I fucking love hearing my voice. It sounds deeper in real life than it does in my head.

Stay beta, faggots.

>Use mic
>tells me i sound canadian

vocaroo.com/i/s12SrXudxlYh
That caught me off guard.

>2016
>They still havent found a way to fix it

Wake me up in two decades.

you sound like a chick dude.

pretty bad.

Any male who gives a fuck about his receding hairline is a massively beta faggot.

You're literally self-conscious about being a man. Do you understand how retarded that is?

>that moment you heard an user keel over on mic

>you sound like a chick dude.
Thanks.

I bet you scam betas on MMOs all the time

Want lessons user?

No, I don't know where to find anyone pathetic enough most of the time.

>join anyway
>realize i don't know how to hold a conversation
>not able to talk about anything that's not related to vidya
>just stay in there and listen to other people
>everyone leaves
>never join again

End me desu

Feels good to be the exact opposite of this. At 25 I look the way I would have dreamed of in high school. Don't even care that I had a shitty experience during my actual teen years. Most people my age are already bloated and old-looking, meanwhile kids ten years younger than me flirt with me on the bus.

I have the opposite problem.
My hair grows too fast and grows everywhere. I got hair on my fingers

Anyone that wouldn't pick the cutie on the right is wrong in the head.

>friends dont comment on my voice aside from me not having an expected accent
>hardly ever use voicechat in games
>speak as little as possible in public
>2 new people i added on steam both complimented my voice
what am i supposed to feel

>make girl
>give girly name
>during one voicechat session sound like girl
>nothing happens
>when you log in next day you got more friend invites and people are constantly helping you
voice morph was the most fun ive had.

or maybe because your mic sucks

Ive got hair everywhere but my head

considering I've had extreme gender dysphoria since I was 11 I'm not the least bit surprised.

>match starts
>use the mic to say "There's an enemy coming in from the left" or something like that
>never use the mic ever again for the rest of the night

I need to work on my femvoice, though

>tfw american
>blandest most neutral accent so i dont get compliments on it but no one can shit on it either

Feels good desu

brin?

Same here.

Hi whoever you are!

Go away pajeet nobody cares

>tfw look like my mum
>mums brother was heavily blading by early 20s and bald by 30
>Granddad on my dad's side still had a good head of hair apart from the very top when he passed on
>Still not bald yet
Thank you based Granddad.
>

hello! i haven't talked to you in years!

>turn on mic
>american team mate says "shut up australian fuck"
>im from new zealand

Shave now before it is too late.

Well honestly for me its just that ive encountered enough people with that impediment at my age that it doesnt surprise me or is worth mentioning anymore, thats probably true for a lot of people depending on your age

Think they call you annoying cos you talk so much, not because of the sound of your voice?

I mean they're still cunts but you know

This seems really specific but please say (in english) "What is this boner you speak of?"

NZ is to australia what taiwan is to china. Just another part of the country that thinks itself free

Oh! I still don't know who you are yet though!

vocaroo.com/i/s1xtmz8KnFVN

Yeah yeah I mispronounced diaphragm, I'm a non-native, who cares

Are you me

It's a normal thing to be self conscious about if you're young. "Poor bald lad" will be the impression you leave on people unless you've got a build and persona to accommodate it, and that impression will rob you of opportunities that would have otherwise been available if you'd had a full head of hair

Image is very important and no amount of just b urself will change that.

Apparently I had a lisp which I never knew about until someone mocked me for it in high school. I got rid of the lisp by the next weekend. Everything went easier than expected.

vocaroo.com/i/s0NprnsUun3w

r8 my voice

HOT
O
T

/fsa/ plz

>non-native
B-but you sound incredibly southern. What is this dark magic

My only issue with my voice is that I can be fairly monotone and it makes people think I'm talking down to them. Had to learn to control it better.

you sound gay as fuck lol / 10

>24
>voice sounds like I'm 14

I don;t think you know how non-native sounds

lmao

What do you want me to say user-sama?

and what will you pay?

vocaroo.com/i/s0rj7jAjK6X4
I'm coughing so much I can't even sleep. I've been up since 2 AM.

>Your voice is nice user

Feels good lads

encourage to get master degree. say it in lewd style

i will pay you with rare pepe

What a waste of fucking time. If I wanted to hear gay-shit I'd listen to my neighbour talk about how gay he is

i said rate my voice not my jokes

That qt on the right is...

>switched to lenses
>no megane
Trash

>lived half my life in germany
>the other in france
>really deep voice
>my accent switches depending on my mood
>sound like an edgy villain
feels bad

See

i NEED to hear this

>likes megane

vocaroo.com/i/s14vifoVzDbW

Pepes please.

>Ten years ago I used a Logitech mic with stand; was cheap, looked good and was overall best mic I ever used.
>Tried to find it three years ago, it's out of production; only way to buy it is through third-party sellers for $100.
>Paid the $100 because it was so good.
>Am told I have a great voice; not too deep or high, clear, accent free (in America).
>That's boring so I start using different dialects and accents from other countries; to some success.

All for the lulz, of course.

>That ending
I wasn't ready to burst out laughing this early in the morning. Wish I had that kind of control with my voice.

I'm not that user and I don't have any rare pepes but I do have this.

I want you to read me a bedtime story, user-san.

>get on mic
>get told I have a wheezy smoker's voice
>not even the gravelly kind
>"you must smoke like a chimney"
>never smoked in my life
>never go on mic again

fug

Lets hear it buddy. I doubt it is actually that bad.

Guess my age.

First person gets a $20 Steam game.

Leave e-mail in spoilers.

Ive already seen that pic. I feel bad for the user first posting that. Forevermore getting made fun off with his face

26
The game I want is Distance.

Homosexual years old.

Looks like a decent chap who has recently got into steampunk dress up

Right is an empty-headed insecure bitch who just goes with whatever is popular. If she were Western she'd have Kylie Jenner as her idol. Left is a smart cookie who has figured out how to get better results with less effort and without looking like a try-hard.

left is a dick vampire. Right is a poor girl trying her best

>only get on the mic when I'm drinking
>chat shit and ramble all kinds of nonsense to anyone who'll listen
>usually end up playing with a group of randoms the rest of the night
>mfw they try contacting me sober the next day

28

dgk

A poor girl trying her best to be a dick vampire. Same intention, she just fails at it because she's stupid.

>paying $70 for a microphone

>start drunkposting on Cred Forums
>next day wake up
>50 tabs open
>some boards I normally dont visit
>exclamation marks on all of them
>as I scroll down threads I see my typing go from bad to worse
>insulting everyone and their waifu
>pissed off posters everywhere
>hold my aching head as I see the destruction I wrought

man up

she will fail at it and turn out to be a nice girl. The other girl will pretend to be a nice girl and bleed you for all its worth. This isnt 3dpd remember

>make a call in CS
>some dude says I sound fat
>I am
>voice_enable 0 and haven't made a call in ~4+ months

>tfw you hate the sound of your voice

vocaroo.com/i/s10nSo4xtHxT

rate voice

vocaroo.com/i/s0p9Dl2XdQfP

You flatterer, you.

I'm 31.

Only gay if balls touch.

>Decent chap.

Haha, I'm a complete fuckface.

31 and you didn't leave your e-mail anyways.

Forevermore getting stupid college grill pussy is more like it, senpai.

If you were any more jelly, you'd belong in a mason jar.

get in shape disgusting fuckq

>vocaroo.com/i/s10nSo4xtHxT
your voice sounds fine to me

Average/10

Would lose a bet against and suck nipples.

>31 and you didn't leave your e-mail anyways.
So, the closest guess wins or has to be precise?

I left id, can turn into proper email

not him but if you spend (probably too much) time working on your accent and mimicking what you hear it's not that hard to sound american
when speaking english I always fool people into thinking I'm a burger (unless my tongue slips and my french accent pokes its head out) and I never set foot in an english-speaking country in my life

Why do you care?

I enjoyed the joke :)

>tfw can't even speak english, only read it and write it (not that well)

You don't sound underage, and even if you do it can't be as bad i get. However you sound like your voice is breaking up as if you a cold.

give it a shot anyway user, I want to hear you

reverse pepe probably rarest one i got but here. take asian pepe

>tfw when 22

>tfw when not shaved, look older, more manly, girls see me as the pure symbol of a hard working man. Had even underagers asking me to segs

>tfw when shaved, look like 15. Even underage girls tell me to fuck off.

Men look normally better with the age. A blessing.

thanks

>vocaroo.com/i/s14vifoVzDbW
what the fuck. i'm confused.

is it grill making dude voice or dude making grill voice

W-what do you guys think of my voice?
vocaroo.com/i/s18RGpdOkwVm

Fucking gay dude

> "Poor bald lad" will be the impression you leave on people unless you've got a build and persona to accommodate it, and that impression will rob you of opportunities that would have otherwise been available if you'd had a full head of hair

Breh, I've had a great time since shaving my head. I noticed I was balding at 22, said fuck it and shaved it all off, it's been great. Best "hairstyle" I've ever chosen, I'd do it even if all of my hair grew back today. I could still have hair, it's just thinner than I'd like in places. I'd rather just have it all look perfectly smooth and crystal clean.

Bitches love a bald man with a big beard and tattoos, too. Just gotta be smart and put that shit underneath office clothing, which is ridiculously easy to do. Long beard? Balm. Now it looks professional.

Oh wait you are bald with a beard and tattoos? You're literally the perfect hire in any Silicon Valley start up. If I didn't have a beard, I probably wouldn't have a job. The only clean shaven people I work with aren't straight.

sounds good

Trevor, is that you?

there are no girls on the internet
so its probably the latter

>vocaroo.com/i/s18RGpdOkwVm
sexy

Nah

link me his facebook though I need someone in the same boat as me

男の娘

vocaroo.com/i/s0nAcmEAy255

>tfw told i sound like a child
MAYBE BECAUSE I AM, FUCKING RETARDS

M
O
D
S

>Been chatting with friends online for years
>They still bust my balls about my thick Boston accent
I've been gaming with these fucks for over 5 years and they still giggle like school girls whenever I say shit like "charger" or "clam chowder"

Pls be in london

CLAYUM CHOWDAH
Bostonians, huh
bet you're happy with D4's representation

Why are the hiragana above both male and female the same. Is this the whole boy (girl) in japanese form

vocaroo.com/i/s13CuylIKujG

wanna add eachother on steam and fap about dark messiah 2 that will never come out

Wait a minute, I recognise that gay blowjob!

>friend records my voice
>i sound compleltly different to what i think i sound

Is it just me or does it happen to everyone?

Noticing this, nearing my 30's. Never had the experience of women flirting with me till recently. I have no idea what to do or how to respond, but I'm enjoying it.

pic S A U C E? ? ?

he doesnt recognise ひとみ

>I will never have a bf with your voice

Yes. It happens to everyone.

That used to happen to me all the time when I worked at an AT&T call center.
They would make you listen to your own calls during "coaching".

It was true suffering.

read the thread fuckboi

Japanese names are exclusively written in kanji you nigger.

try googling "asian huge boobs" and I'm sure you'll find the person you seek

only last names are pure kanji. First names can be katakana, hiragana or kanji. Hiragana is considered more cute.

Here is the top 5 names of girls in japan. Both hiragana sakura and kanji sakura are in it.

It was a mistake on the Japanese website for B/W and I think possibly the origin of Girl (boy) because people went crazy over it here.

Patently false

This is more true, although truth be told I don't know any boys or men with first names written without kanji. Curiously enough I do know a couple men with last names written without kanji (inb4 THEY'RE FOREIGN PEOPLE!!!)

EY MAAGE GET THE CLAM CHOWDAH OUT DA CAA

How is this for a person from the middle east? also how old do i sound like?

vocaroo.com/i/s1414XvzsqsP

(You)

When did you start the hormone supplements user?

vocaroo.com/i/s0xuN2QY9RKy

I tend to stay very monotonous no matter what I talk about.

>although truth be told I don't know any boys or men with first names written without kanji
because hiragana are cute and you only give girls cute names

>use mic
>get called nasal and told to shut up by some cunt
>call him a cunt
>literally go back and forth calling each other names during the match
>he actually sucks at the game
>we win the match
>"you're still a cunt tho"
>disconnect
>mfw reported for toxic behavior
Fuck League of Legends.

Not till my 20s because I'm retarded and let my anxiety stop me from pursuing things until it got to be too much for me.

I could do this voice well before starting though.

McCree is that you

would blow up christians in the name of allah with

>Learned english with vidya because english class at school sucked ass
>It was basically trials and errors, reading others, watching videos and so on
>English is far from perfect but now I'm able to communicate without too much problem, although grammar is still horrendous
>But because of all that being learned from writing I never practised my accent
>Can't speak a word worth a shit

das it mang

Me too, although the english classes didnt suck dick I already was way ahead on the curve so I just jerked off and still aced every class

>have deep voice since middle school
>People make fun of it sometimes and make me sound like a retarded Shaq
>Even my grandma makes fun of it when I talk to her
How do I hone my gift guys?

>use mic on webcam
>think that the quality makes my voice echo
>save up to buy a $120+ mic
>excitedly mention to this to the people I talk to online
>they all say that they "can't really tell the difference" when I'm using the new mic
>tfw

I CAN tell the difference when I'm recording audio between the microphones, but apparently nobody else does online.

Well the most complex thing we ever learned in that shithole were colours.
Teacher never really tried.

And it wasn't a bad school either, it was literally just the teacher being a cock.

>spending 70 bucks on a mic
Just stick to the cheaper ones senpai

Harness the power of massive shits.

When you're really down there in the guttural roars of primal defecation you'll be able to unlock your inner Morgan Freeman.

>people telling people to use vocaroo instead of clyp.it
gl with that codek

>sneeze a lot because it's cold here and I get sniffles really easily
>whenever I sneeze I whimper and yelp in the voice of a loli
>the rest of the time I have a slightly deeper than average voice
I wish I could just have a cute voice
I wish I sounded like a polish boy, they have the cutest accents

But you still sound gay

>use mic
>"user, how old are you"
>"gonna be 20 soon, why?"
>"dude you sound like you're 50 or something"

>someone irl or in game adds you as a friend
>every time you play you are obligated to play with them and can never play alone again
>end up not playing when I really want to

I hate making friends.

>lived in West Virginia all my life
>think I have a mild accent
>"Y'all wanna raid tonight?"
>everybody is pretty cool about it

It's not too bad unless I'm drunk. I do understand that some shit I say sounds dumb as hell, though.

vocaroo.com/i/s0zp5HVDBUw5

I'm a little embarrassed about it. no bully pls

HOWDY YA'LL GIT ALONG LITTLE DOGGY
I'd fuck with you a lot user. Southern accents are cool though

kinda feels like a nightmare where i finally got to buttfuck a cute grill but then she turns her head to face me exorcism style to reveal it was bear grylls' dad the whole time

Most likely the better quality is just lost on the lossy compression algorithms used for voip.

>Be a little sick
>Have to use one of these spray that you have to deepthroat to be effective
>It burns like shit everytime
>One day have to use it while I'm on a mumble
>They all laugh
>Ask what is going on
>Apparently my pain grunts sounds like me having an orgasm

...

>always dreamed of being a pilot when I was a child
>find out that I'm colorblind
>always dreamed of being an army officer then, since my colorblindness wasn't enough to keep me out of the military
>find out that I have a birth defect that fucked my back
>become a vidya NEET
>wrist pain and swelling stops me from playing games for over 2 hours per day, even on gamepads
>wanted to get a girlfriend
>4 inches
>now overweight, balding and lonely destined to shitpost here until I kill myself

God certainly finds my suffering amusing. I just don't even know what to do anymore.

I just sit here all day trying to enjoy what little enjoyments I can have.

>WEST virginia
>SOUTHern accent
nani

It's a little different than a southern accent. A lot less drawn out. But when somebody fucks with me about it I go full on redneck and dick around with them. I've got a pretty good sense of humor about it.

Is that not what you guys have? I've only stopped in VA long enough to take a piss in the gas station

>use mic
>get told I sound like a 40 year old smoker
>say i'm 21 and never smoked in my life
>awkward silence
I don't think they believed me, I just have a naturally rough voice.

GLASGOW

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Are you me?

Iktf user.

Life is suffering.

I'm the guy you see at the other side of the mirror

>God certainly finds my suffering amusing.
>I just sit here all day trying to enjoy what little enjoyments I can have.

We have vastly different stories but somehow we ended up in the same situation I wonder how many other anons can say the same

>wanted to get a girlfriend
>4 inches
tfw every time you try it goes well until something out of your control ruins everything
tfw you try not to have anymore human contact that necessary because humans suck

You're fine. i play with this british guy who drags out words like a faggot but I don't really care as long as he isn't an asshole.

I've only been in the Virginia's to visit family, but I can confirm they do have a bit of a southern accent. It's more like a mid-south than anything.

>get on mic in league of legends

Why do dumb retards make these posts?

australian overwatch pic shouldve tipped you off

Keep yourself busy, get fit, find a job/field that doesn't bother you or better yet, that you enjoy. bang bitches if you're into that. It doesn't matter if you have a small weewee, confidance is key.

He's probably one of those people that want to do "voice work" and bought some shit like Blue Snowball.

K I L B A R C H A N

>tfw you don't have a manly and deep voice despite heading towards 30
>tfw sound like some shitty teen brat or something
>tfw lisp

It's really painful man. I've heard 16 year olds with a more masculine voice

vocaroo.com/i/s0rRT5THGHhy

Fun time da ya time da ya bus rider

sounds normal to me

Don't toy with my emotions, user

>you will never have a non-retarded voice
how do you cope with this

LONDON
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if you've managed to get far enough with a girl that your dick is out, i'm fairly certain that she won't turn around and go "uh, like, is that 1 inch small than average? pfft im out of here, loser". she might say it the morning after, or with her circle of whores, but who gives a fuck, at least you got laid

be thankful you don't literally have a micropenis. 4 inches is smaller than normal, but at least it isn't a micropenis. shave your pubes and lose some weight, maybe check out thunderspalace if it bothers you that much

be ye a hun or a tim
answer wisely or forever squander your chance at companionship and blowjobs

I considered drinking some heavy stuff to fuck up my voice and make it sound more rough and manly, but I don't want to wreck my liver

At least they didn't hear your parents fucking.

better die with a manly voice than live with a girly`

>join raid group
>everyone ready to go, saying their hellos
>[loud, sustained bong rip over microphone]

Right, because what this difficult, focus/communication-intensive activity needs is one guy who's just So Fuckin High Right Now, Guys, right?

Jesus user. At least tell me you don't indulge in his fag fetish.

>not whipping out your water pipe

Scream user, no seriously, go find somewhere than you can and just scream your vocal cords away until you sound how you want.

obviously a tim mate, the fuck kinda questions this?

I haven't played a multiplayer game in five years. Are there still servers around with banter and general non politically correct player bases? Or, do dev's and such censor/ban most of that 00's culture?

I don't think screaming helps making you sound more like barry white

i don't think thats how it works
and if it did, it'd only be temporary, surely

You can hear my speaking voice and my Solid Snake voice. Ripped it from a YouTube video I did, since I don't want you faggots spamming my page

vocaroo.com/i/s1JvODqnYx6L

more like solid mouse
cant hear a fucking thing

Average, you're fine.

blocked ;)
I'll have no taig scum sodomizing me, my girlyboy body is reserved for blue blooded scots
How's that stadium going, you fixed it so you don't have to put big fuckoff support struts everywhere between matches yet :^)

It does "work" (but fucks you up health wise)

drugs.com/health-guide/chronic-laryngitis.html

Smoking as well as heavy drinking can lead to this and that typical raspy "whisky voice"

Yeah, I'm really silent in the Vocaroo. Don't make me regret this, anons: youtu.be/QKzs9xq0eXM

Sounds perfectly normal dude.

If you ever want to get into singing/performance/recording on a professional level. Stay the fuck away from this method. Just train your voice, it is not fucking worth it.

I feel rused, but if you say so.
I fucking hate my own voice so much.

Maybe it's because I hear my own voice through my bones and any recording then sounds differently.
Does everyone feel this way?

I haven't played D4, but nothing could be as bad as Kevin Costner doing a Boston accent in the movie Thirteen Days, it's so bad that it's pure gold.

Completely the same

vocaroo.com/i/s0QTZ0oXAHwh

Wish I could keep sounding like I do right after waking up.

>/r/cuckholds

every day we move further away from gods light

You sound fine, a bit younger sounding, like I'd guess 19-20, but not like GAY or anything.

Can you do good Snake too or are you stuck doing Old Snake?

Hahaha what a gaylord willy sucking gaybo hahaha dumbface!!?

KURRRRRRRRWA JA PIERDOLE

My silky smooth Snake was never as good, and I'm a bit out of practice. Been practicing metal vocals instead of Snake voice these days. I can read something if you'd like though. I enjoy taking requests

>language is called French
>"don't assume I'm French, guis"

You're probably not from fucking Haiti or Morocco, so you're either Canadian or French. Since you're complaining, you're probably Canadian.

Because the language you speak is called "French", it's usually safe to assume that you're French. The average person can't tell the difference between Canadian French accents and European French accents.

However, an American accent is quite different than an English one. It's easy to tell.

TL;DR you're a huge fucking faggot.

>OverBotch
>Just going off about the enemy team, saying all sorts of shit to myself as I tend to do.
>Look at corner of screen coming around bend of Gibralter looking for sniper.
>See green icon.
>Instantly leave game, don't play for a week.

>Use voice chat
>"Haha dude you sound like a viking!"
>"Damn are you from Sweden?"

No I'm from Norway. So fucking tired of the meme that only Sweden exists and there's no Norway, Iceland, Denmark or Finland. Get some lessons on geography you stupid fucks.

And yet no one ever mentions the gay dog train.

vocaroo.com/i/s1GwH836oh5g

>friends jokingly tell me i look like some sort of serial killer

I know that feeling. It's not that I'm ugly. My neutral facial expression looks like I'm annoyed or angry. My brother's girlfriends always seem to think I'm going to murder them until they get to know me.

You sound like you're forcing yourself, really not natural.

It's super common to feel that way, but you sound fine. As said, you do indeed sound younger, but you don't sound underage (more like 19-21) and it's not annoying so it's fine.

Every norwegian I've ever met knows swedish anyway.

Try not living in a shit tier country you fucking gay

They check my bald, 58 year old dad's ID.

>"Haha dude you sound like an arab!"
>"Damn dude are you from Sweden?"

>can't pronounce letter L properly
>worse than any lisp life could throw at you tier

high as a kite motherfuckers are by far the best pvp players though

>arena partner is rogue
>match starts
>he's tripping on shrooms
>mumbles weird shit in queue
>suddenly my keyboard dies
>he turns into some kind of fucked up cyber ninja and straight up wins 1v2, without being touched at all

it was like watching Neo rape the matrix agents

vocaroo.com/i/s0p3D5wWFzav

>use mic
>everyone tells me my voice is really deep and manly
This shit even happened the other day on the phone with a friend I hadn't talked to in months. He asked me if I had been roiding since my voice sounds so deep

>long enough so you can't even tell

No.
We can tell.

Charlie??

Have me read shit, anons

>tfw huge lisp and nasal voice
Just end it all

>that one friend who asks you to get on TS to play CSGO with him
>he keeps splitting from you, intentionally or not, and always goes the opposite way, rendering the coop thing moot
>end up never even using the TS push to talk, just ingame one

Friendly reminder that auto-detect fags are cancer and should fucking kill themselves. Nobody wants to hear your shitty mouthbreathing or your mechanical keyboard clacking.

mfw I have a 200$ microphone + interface setup but barely use it because of my voice

>use mic
>goons tell me my voice is grand
>listen to recording of own voice
>sound like an obnoxious cunt
where did god go wrong in creating my vocal cords

im going to make a youtube series with a lot of talking
whats a mic that sounds good and is semi cheap, i dont have too much money

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still hot tho

Yes, this was already discussed earlier in the thread.

>use mic
>everyone tells me I sound like Cr1tikal because of my monotone voice

I hate that faggot.

>splitting in CS means you're not playing together
Silver league?

You need to cover multiple points. If you both go the same way you can't give each other info or anything. I'd understand if you're rushing as T, but jesus.

And he's obviously using the in-game one to help his other teammates and not just you.

>this cherry picking faggot

playing premade with just one other person really doesn't makea whole lotta sense if you are not guarding the same bomb site together.

>normal voice
Whiny nasally faggot
>voice when I have a sore throat
10/10 perfect manly as fuck
Why can't I just be sick all the time?

>mic has an output jack to hear myself without delay
>have my earphones plugged into that all the time
>get used to hearing my actual voice
feels good
I still hate the voice, but at least I'm used to hearing it

Why not? I do it all the time. It's hardly as good as a full team but it's perfectly fine.

>speak in my native language, sound fairly suave
>speak english, sound like a fucking faggot

what gives lads

Voc it up

I'm not saying its not fine, im saying you may as well soloque. Surely you are not that dumb that you don't understand the logic behind the reasoning.

Your native language is less faggy than english.

I never use a mic unless I'm in party chat with the one friend I have.

>really shy
>sound like a middle school student
>southern accent

It's better for everyone for me to just remain silent.

No, I don't get your reasoning.

You don't shoot the shit between rounds? You don't comment on the opponents team or how there was a nice shot?

These are things you'd preferably do with someone you know.

Punch yourself in the throat.
Seriously just punch yourself really hard in the throat, you will sound much manlier and nothing bad will come of it.

I'm not being sarcastic.

Why do so few of you guys have deep manly voices?

Wouldn't it make more sense to stick together and take advantage of having someone who will actually do what you ask him to?

Impossible
English > all other languages.

vocaroo.com/i/s0ZP01BzTta5

That's the point you fucking idiot

Yeah, in fagginess.

>english
>soft R
>soft V
>soft everything
>manly

Not as gay as french but that isn't something to brag about exactly.

...

>Norway
>Shit tier

user CAN YOU DEFEND ME WHEN PEOPLE MAKE FUN OF aCCENT?

>On skype/curse/discord whatever for months just talking with mates
>Suddenly one of the guys mics starts echoing every other voice in the call
>mfw I heard myself

>Answer the phone
>Everyone always thinks it's my dad

every fucking time

I can't hear the similarity at all, but it's gotta be there

Like do what?

If you're going for a specific tactic you'd at least discuss it beforehand, right?

Maybe it's narcissism, but I love the sound of my own voice.

vocaroo.com/i/s0UmBIsfRh2O

>skype girl
>asks to voice call
>use mic
>msgs "your voice made me orgasm"

The term manly barely applies to any of these noodle wristed homos.

vocaroo.com/i/s10MoB1JiAlM

>speak in my native language, sound normal
>speak english, sound like a child
>no compatriot friends

rip me

Like stack grenades, boost each other, rush together, stuff that make the fucking game.

>normal
pretty deep voice, not the good kind though, but the pedo/constantly pissed retarded thug kind
>get sick
>suddenly james earl jones tier
i fucking hate being unwell

you lisp like a homosexual desu.

guy with the deepest voice i know is a skinny 5'6 manlet with a tiny wrists

vocaroo.com/i/s1g7aQHkkRWB

>Deep monotone voice
>Blank expression all the time
>Some people tell me they sometime envy me for being able to always stay so calm
>In reality I'm just too socially retarded to properly express myself

They would both probably suck irl, left is no fun, no brain, & insecure, just trying to be popular, and right would attention whore all everywhere, seems like the kinda girl that would lead you and your friend along, just to see you two fight

I've been told I sound somewhat demonish.

vocaroo.com/i/s0UmBIsfRh2O

Takumi?

Shit. wrong one:

vocaroo.com/i/s0xOIwaV0L2X

Now you should vocaroo yelling "I will drink from your skull!"

I recognize that feel

Don't be a fag.

Literally things you decide at the start of the round.

If he's already running away you didn't discuss shit.

Every non-English speaker sounds like a faggot when speaking English because that's just how manly English is tbqh.

Technically, in this post-9/11 world, he's not wrong.

Ugh can you stop being racist...

>Not being racist
Pffft

OH SHIT ITS MCREE

Only non distilled

>Norway
>Population
> • 2016 estimate 5,214,900
irrelevant shithole

>that feel when when

Post a vocaroo of yourself doing 3 different voices in succession

that is your evil clone

>since a young age have a raspy masculine voice
>like to fight a lot cause I was a chunky kid
>take a shot right to my adams apple crushing it forever fucking up my perfect voice

Here's what it sounds like after
vocaroo.com/i/s1QZMNOUR1GT

Hodor?

vocaroo.com/i/s1gEnhfzRUbp

HEY I'M WALKING HERE! EY YO CALM DOWN JUST BREAKIN' BALLS, JIMMY

>1st voice
B O I P U C C I

That's my normal speaking voice mister user.

Quality over quantity faggot :^)

Say some lewd things, like "I love you so much Anonymous" or something along those lines.

>black
>went to a decent school
>told by other black people I sound white
>get on mic
>"oh you're black? thought you were white"
>never get on mic again

Got a confidence boost at work though, a few women said I had a good voice for radio.

Maybe if you buy me some viddygame or something.

>vocaroo.com/i/s1gEnhfzRUbp
you sound like I Hate Everything.

Nice try cutie

how come? sorry

you must look like an absolute twat talking in your "normal voice" from the body of a man, i hope you're joking

>almost 24
>voice still cracks every other sentence
>if I'm not cracking I'm stuttering
>if I'm not doing either, my voice still sounds like a juvenile badger
end my fucking life m8s i'm not gonna make it

>tfw have a somewhat posh British accent
>tfw I will never be able to swear and be taken seriously at the same time

I don't mind sounding British, but I do prefer American accents.

I really don't see how this is a problem, user. Post vocaroo

If you're starting to stutter and you never did before, its probably a physical impairment, instead of mental. Literally your core muscles used for speaking are locking up. Take a deep breath before you talk, it'll loosen them up.

It makes me self-conscious. I've heard it so many times and been laughed at so many times I just don't talk anymore. I might talk to a few people I know well, but generally I don't talk online anymore.

And you look like a right cunt being like that about things.

No need to be a faggot you user.

i'm just looking out for you, pal. it's tough love
if i can stop one person making himself look like a bellend, i've made the world a better place

Why does this make you feel self-conscious? So what if people think you're a different race when they can't even see what you look like, when all they have to go on is your voice?
Hell, I have a Chinese guy on my Skype. But his accent (American dialect) is so clear and authentic that, had I not known that he's in fact Chinese, I would've assumed that he was white. Did I care when I found out that he wasn't? No. Should you care about this? Not really. Put your worry and energy into other arguably more important things.

Best way to make the world a better place is to not be a cunt who makes idiotic assumptions.

The only one looking like a bellend here is you.

>full beard at 17
>baby face without my beard
>manly as fuck face when beard
>people always tell me I look 25
>without the beard I look like a ripped 15 year old
>never clean shaved again
I was robbed of my late teens

>posting lobitah
>not talking about mehico/ps3

>Wanted to be a VA
i just make niggers laugh and shit cunt

rb6s mic chat is the best

>have not used microphone in over 7 years online

i'm s-sure i sound more grown up now...

count your fucking blessings
>dad and grandpa can full grow beards
>can only grow neckbeard that won't go beyond chin
>but also have serious babyface
>everytime I clean shave I instantly regret it
>everytime I look in the mirror I have to be reminded of losing the genetic lottery

at least being half-black it looks semi-decent (at least to me) because it blends with my hair but godfuckingdammit though

how is it an idiotic assumption that if a man pretends to talk like a woman "normally" i.e in public, that most people will think you're a fuckup. don't be stupid.

i'm sure all your buddies accept and cheer you on in your liberal arts college, but I hope you stop this shit before you leave. some little 20 something rainbow haired degenerate is nothing new, but when you get into your mid thirties and you're parading the streets in your kneesocks and miniskirt and think that noone can see your 5 oclock shadow, people don't think "ah, he's just a stupid kid with some gay issues" they go "fuck me why even bother, jesus christ"

Who hurt you user

Consider yourself lucky.

t. Filipino

It looks like someone actually glued pubic hair onto my fucking face.

why does typing a long-winded retort automatically mean i've been "hurt", i thought it had already been established that im "a cunt who makes assumptions"

im just being realistic. the only people who don't walk past a tranny and share concerned looks with thier friends or think "jesus fucking christ", are people who are terrified of not being considered progressive.

I'm boring vocaroo.com/i/s16XDAwU9BUN

>

Yeah, that's not a bad thing though.

>the joke
.
>your head
>you lying on the floor missing the point unable to let go of the anger, the hurt, the pain and just blabbering angry wailing rants

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>it was merely a joke
shucks ive fallen for the memes again
nice one guys, haha

vocaroo.com/i/s0k0Aj8qImJk

>actually thinking that dude talks in a voice like that and wasn't making an obvious and playful joke
>spewing paragraphs of rage

holy shit you are utterly retarded dude. you started roiding or something? why so angry lad?

vocaroo.com/i/s0B7PdtvEbc3
People I play with online ask if I'm from Texas. I laugh, but really it pisses me off so much.

This is so very embarrassing.

vocaroo.com/i/s0Y1qLRUNsp3

BE MY TRANS GF PLEASE

Please play videogames with me

>use mic
>everyone stops and tells me they like my voice
>use my $200 mic constantly

>use mic
>Voice gets insulted
>Don't care
>Keep using mic

Who the fuck cares what a retard thinks about your voice faggots.

B E R G E N
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I'm not trans...

>21 years old but still sound 12
>Voice constantly switches pitch and tone at random
>Practically start whispering when around strangers or when I'm nervous

Thank god I don't have a mic and only play single player games.

I don't care what you are desu

>thats my normal voice
>"you probably look like a twat"
>dont make assumptions cunt
>"spew le paragraph of rage xd"
>lmaoooo it was a joke haha y are u so ANGERY my friend

haha
funny joke

I'll still suck your tranny dick desu.
Real or not, makes no difference.

Eh, are you sure?
I'm actually ugly...

I'm not a tranny!

>seem to be in the minority of people who actually like their own voice
>people tell me that I have a voice fit for radio
>feels good man
>went through a livestreaming phase, playing vidya
>get told that my voice is "sexy"
>on fucking Twitch of all places

There's a time and place to be a creepy faggot, and Twitch is neither.

>use mic
>tells me that I sound like Dr. Phil

>use mic
>asked me if im asian
>tell them yes
>they all make fun of my voice and eyes

Fuck you! I did my best.

where are you from? You sound like a cute teenage spanish boy

>change steam avatar to a-10 thunderbolt 2
>change name to BRRRRRRRRRRT
>launch csgo and play ranked
>use my $70 mic (samson meteor mic)
>cover back half with hand to increase bass effect
>replicate a a-10 shooting with my mouth (I'm a sound effects kinda guy)
>everyone either laughs or gets mad

Life is fun

I am indeed from Spain.
I live in Barcelona.

Become a tranny and embrace your destiny

vocaroo.com/i/s1QSQ57IaKkf

Okay that was pretty funny, made me laugh.

No, I'm not a tranny.

>use mic
>no one listens or responds
>someone else uses mic
>everyone listens and responds

This is the story of my life even not over a mic

Your voice is too cute for a man. When I jerk off later I'm going to pretend you're an angry nationalist serbian girl with a penis

>vocaroo.com/i/s0R8Qfki9Mnb
nice girl impression

Okay maybe i am a little too effeminate to be a proper man, but why does that matter?

And I am a nationalist.

However I think you are wrong, I don't sound like a girl. I sound way too boyish.

>mic up on overwatch
>"wow man I love your voice, you should do radio"
Made me feel warm and fuzzy inside.

Right is kind of girl that gets tricked into getting raped in the mangoes. Left rapes you

I'm sorry, i was having a bad day, i was jealous because you had a better microphone than me

Well you do fish for compliments like a woman

mmmm yes keep feeing me those (You)s I'm in love

nationalist spic femboy

Is he okay?

Yeah, ture. I am attentionwhory like a real woman.

Hey! I'm not a spic.
I'm white and pretty pale!

vocaroo.com/i/s1AikSk7OmAB

vocaroo.com/i/s0xub6xHz1U4

end it

Read the rest of the thread user-sama, I shared mulitple voices.

Post dick and/or legs

vocaroo.com/i/s11GFzoFLdK2

reminder being a fag is wrong and you will burn for it

vocaroo.com/i/s16Swts2XvPM

vocaroo.com/i/s1iAtiEaZBSA

>have deep monotone voice
>everyone think I'm 50 when I use a mic

This

No way I'd do that.

vocaroo.com/i/s1NbnqCksT8w

Will I ever fulfill my dream of becoming an old black jazz singer?

I have the ugliest accent on the planet and 99% of the people I talk to online can't understand a word I say, but that 1%? They love me.

vocaroo.com/i/s04bRsK7u5eR

I have rhotacism and my pitch changes a lot and I don't know how to control it.

Post lewd vocaroos at least?

vocaroo.com/i/s1cPmhI9RLyx

Lewd vocaroos? Like what?

I said "fix" my voice t-thanks.

>have mic
>never use it

I'd say talk really loud and do your best cartoonish pirate impression. Pirates over-enunciate their R's, and being cartoonish will help you control voice pitch more efficiently.

My bad, I'm an airhead and have bad short term memory.

Now's your chance, user.

sitting on a vibrator

How would that be worthy of a vocaroo, what would I even say during that?

Should I start moaning? You're a pervert, go away.

Read a doujin
Jerk off
Read an erp chatlog

Read this out loud

Real funny faggot ass bitch. You think this is a joke? You think giving me lip is a good idea? I'll fucking murder you.

Yeah making fun of me is so funny, so funny I forgot to laugh. If you wanna talk like that to me why don't you come here and say it to me face so I can answer your insults with a swift fist to the nose. Yeah you have a lot to say from hundreds of miles away but I bet if my fists were in reach of your face you would be like a tv on mute with no volume button. So do yourself a favor and keep your mouth shut unless you want to die. Next time you think about saying something like that to me I want you to remember one thing. I know the guy that created google maps and I can locate you in the time it took me to type this. Don't want anymore problems.... didn't think so faggot. You have any idea what gorilla warfare is? I do, I was in the US Marine Core and I perfected it. I'm fully capable of using it on you motherfuckers. Do you know the dander your in if I find you? I am 100$ serious. Bunch of god damn newfaf loser here and I will not have it. At least I've had sex, had girlfriends, and gotten laid, and blowjobbed unlike you virgin piece of unpatriotic SHIT.

You answered you're own question
Hop to it, i don't have all day

I'll read that out loud, give me a second to record it.

I don't have a vibrator to do that with. Sorry.

I tried to put on my manly USMC voice for this.

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MY DICK

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UGUU

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INMUNITY CAT ASSHOLE

What's wrong with you. How is anything I read arousing at all?

Get away from me you pervert!

Wait, does anyone ever actually keep the upper button of their shirt buttoned at any time?

Dress code

Literally in love, take all the attention you want my man, that voice makes my dick rock hard and I wish you were my steam bf

You disgust me.
You're a disgusting idiot creep. Don't even respond to me anymore.

You're both so fucking gay I think you turned me straight.

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I didnt enter this thread expecting to find love......