Gods

Slaanesh. Sex, drugs and rock n roll

FOR THE GLORY OF SLAANESH

DIRGE IN HIS DESPAIR

THEY ACHE FOR SOUND

Because relic is a shell of itself selling a piece of shit Starcraft clone looking garbage. And if they added Chaos it'd be
>SKULLZ FOR LE SKULL THRONE
>MUH BLOOD
>MUH SPIKES
>MUH UNSEETHING RAGE
Gothic Armada was the only Warhammer game so far to recognize the other three gods and not mr. edgy broke legs only.

total warhammer actually did pretty good job with chaos

Was never a fan of Fantasy. Should I wait for a sale to pick it uo?

Warhammer Online
Space Marine

now, I'll be the first guy around to hate on dickgirls

but

no dick, no slanesh

dawn of war 2 represented all 4 (even if slaanesh only got noise marines)

Space Marine was still just hot headed, crippled faggot oriented. There were no plaguebarers or Daemonettes. Just bloodletters.

hmmm depends it gets kinda boring after you beat all the races

Bellona of course.

Who?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bellona_(goddess)

TALOS IS THE TRUE GAWD OF MAN!

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Yeah it's great fun, especially if you already like Total War.
Wood Elves soon!

>worshipping gods

trump is pretty much the absolute antithesis of the emperor, fuck off

>Wood Elves soon!
In actual expansion like the three they have planned that will also expand the map and add more factions and shit or will they be a DLC faction like the Beastmen?

DLC faction afaik. We haven't gotten any news about potential expansions yet.

This guy gets it

Bottom left for food or bottom right for tits
Upper guys look like assholes

Nurgle x isha is my OTP

WOB WOB WOB

Tzeentch is in all ways superior

>2016

>Not worshiping the Maker and his Bride

I keep seeing Khorne with the biggest shit eating grin ever in this pic

Cred Forums is full of Khorne and Slaanesh cultists.
Just think about how much rage and degeneracy there is in this board.

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Nurgle. He loves you just the way you are. Also you get a little cute pet nurgling.

>worshiping ugly bald elf

I've only noticed it's not supposed to be after your post.

That is not good artwork of the chaos gods.

Ontop of that slaneesh does not look like that. it's a giant tranny looking mother fucker. AND KHORNE LOOKS LIKE A FAT CUNT.

>He loves you just the way you are

No mate, he only loves beings that are diseased and disgusting.

>le slaanesh dick meme XD

Go ahead fuck off.

Not at all. he's uncle festus. if we have no disease he will bless us with many, for in his eyes we are all his beloved children.

Nurgle of course. At least I will be loved by someone.

But no dick no slaanesh. That's like "Grass is green" and "Sky is blue"

>implying he doesn't hate followers of tzeentch

The dark gods have no love for those who defy them.

It's just not in them.

Sounds like a specially crafted lie from the imperium scum. after all who are we to claim to know the gods will?

Fucking imperium scum. i'm onto you.

We don't talk about your kind here.

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Tzeentch of course. But don't worry if you worship and inferior god, your service is still of great use to us.

"and inferior god"

Fucking tzeentch followers.

>Tzeentch

Why

>Go to Tzeentch-heaven
>Answer a gay fucking riddle wrong and your soul is ripped to pieces
>Go to Slaanesh-heaven
>Do anything aside from stand there and ignore everything around you and your soul is ripped to pieces

Nurgle seems like the only logical choice because he isn't actively attempting to rape your soul

Well let's see...

My guts can rot and fall out through my ass hole.

Or

I can go nuts trying to understand billions of layers of bullshit deception.

Or

I can get ripped apart in battle for shit and giggles.

Or

I can be a six breasted sex goddess with a 14" cock.

Tough choice there.

....So is slaanesh the most tumblr out of all of the chaos gods?

It has a big thing about he she's over there.

Pic related

Sort of, but Slaanesh is sort of the polar opposite of the tumblrina. If you can be triggered, Slaanesh will trigger you.

Repeatedly.

Yeah that's true. as opposed to supporting everything out of some white knight perspective, the weirder they can fuck the better.

Because what's fucking without weird amirite?

Slaanesh.
Healthy mix of magic and hitting shit with your sword.
Also perfection and dem pleasures everyday.
Making elves suffer is a bonus, too.

>This thread
youtube.com/watch?v=IEGo41443iI

This. Nurgle even let's his daemons use his tummy tongue as a slip n' slide. Best grandpa god. Fuck Draigo for torching his garden.

>Fuck Draigo for torching his garden that got rebuilt in 10 seconds

Alright.

It still made grandpappa nurgle upset and sad. Thats fucked up enough.

Slaanesh thinks the ban-able activities section of the forum rules is a suggestion box.

Which God would reward me for shitposting all day every day?

Bruh any activity a mortal can think up is fucking tame and safe compared to what goes on in the Prince of Pleasure's head.

So theses Gods boil down to go do some violence for me, go confuse people for me, go jack off in a corner for me and go make people sick for me?

Yeah

Sounds like the Gods just wanna annoy people and everyone took it too far like real religions did.

Yeah, but it's like they're actually real physical beings
Making it way worse

Demons are not gods.

Daemons like Skaarbrand and Slaaeshs' dancer are not gods. The gods is Nurgle, Khorne, Tzeentch and Slaanesh.

whats the difference between Demons and Daemons? non-english speaker here

Those are not gods, they are warp borne fiends. Do not confuse brutality with divinity

im pretty hungry so id go for soup guy

>Slaneesh FTW, I'm in art school, so I'll be fine with it
Read horus heresy: Fulgrim.

>no bulge
gay

Nurgle told me to go sneeze on this guy. Better create a massive plague because DEUS VULT

Khorne told me to kick that guy in the nuts he disrespected chaos. Better genocide the Empire of Man.

Tzeentch told me to make quirky riddles. Better try to mutate everyone into freaky demons.

Slaanesh told me to go jack off in a corner. Better rape, rob and indulge in all the worlds pleasures.

Seems like like they all meant well and their message was just poorly interpreted by vikings and zealots.

>all these xeno worshipping chaos kiddies
Fucking disgusting.

But their power is so great that they literally bend parts of the warp into their mindset. Is that not god-like enough? Also they feed on all living beings souls. They also reward all champions with small buts of their power if they worship and commit enough. AND they all fuck with mortals for their leasure. I think that's pretty godly enough.

There were Plague Drones. And Nemeroth was a Sorcerer.

>not worshipping Nasrudin and his "incarnate"

>nigger forgot about SINDRI

>mon-keigh
>monkey

Gods dont eat souls you idiot

>gue'la
>gorilla

That's an odd qualifier.

Who says gods don't eat souls if they want to?

I read that

This one

>He doesn't want every day to be a Maraviglia

Friendly reminder lorgar a very famous heretical primarch wrote up the tenants of the imperial creed aka. emperor = god stuff

>worshipping any 40K deity

I will forever be angry about the Emperor not just coming out and explaining the whole Chaos situation to the primarchs.

Not telling anyone about Chaos was the right call. Humanity can't handle that knowledge.

The Primarchs were the mistake. They were too powerful and too flawed.

>not worshipping chaos undivided

Most of Cred Forums would be with Slaanesh but not for the reason that all of these 40k wiki fans think.

There is only one thing that is important in life. The perfection of shitposting. Everyday over and over. Perfection through repetition

Slaanesh ofc

But we by in large created all but one and that one was created by one race. How can they be gods

>Being a "MUH EMPORER SPACE MARINEZ XD" kiddy
A disgrace to the whole universe

>3 of the chaos gods
>created by humans

Not even a little bit. The specific details of their origins are unknown.

>How can they be gods

They're the supreme powers of the Warp. How can they not be?

Sorry kids, i only fight for the greater good.

youtube.com/watch?v=OR8Tn5UHoFA

God born of the sun, and her many gods.

She will bring us Paradise. Be patient.

>Worshipping spiky panzy 'humie "Gods"
Is this really what 'humies do?

The only goddess worth worshipping

I just noticed

>Khorne: God of War
>Machamp: Fighting

>Tzeentch: God of Change
>Alakazam: Psychic

>Nurgle: God of Decay
>Golem: Rock/Ground

>Slaanesh: God of Excess
>Gengar: Ghost/Poison

>Four Gods
>Four Pokemon that evolve via trade

Fight me.

> its orc wanker episode
People like you played gnomes in wow

>could mozart still be alive?

Dark souls tier lore over here

TORM
THE TRIED
THE TRUE
THE RED, WHITE AND BLUE
Evildoing shit, prepare yourself. Chaotic barbarians, your time is coming to an end!

It's straight canon. They were born around the middle ages due largely from the emotional energies of the human race . Been like that since the early 90s.

>twitter.com/SpaceHulkFPS/status/780790673175961600
>As you explore the Space Hulk, your Terminator squad uncovers an ancient vessel dating back to the Jerulas Crusade.

what did he mean by this?

Only if you have the money for all the DLC

Stuff that old is in a questionable state of canon. Either way, there's newer stuff that outright contradicts it.

If you want a specific source, read Traitor's Hate. Confirms that daemons are at least 5 billion years old.

>Orc
I think you got the wrong guy

Gork and Mrok

reminder Gork is stronger than Khorne so your le sperg god is a little bitch outdone by green hooligan

Warp entities themselves are not new to the warp. That was always the case. The gods were never the first things in the warp.

Sure, but in this context, these are daemons that serve the four chaos gods. They're not just low level warp spawn.

The book outright says they were around before there was even single celled life on Earth.

It's canon that Emperor is a Gretchin and chaos gods are faggots. I work in GW.

Btw we are squatting Space Marines in the next edition because we realised creating this bland le humanity so gud cuz it won against fictional aliens wankfest was a mistake.

Correction, my mistake when I said
>four chaos gods
obviously it's only three, as Slaanesh isn't that old.

Then the book is retarded because Khorne spawned during mongol invasions.

None. Fuck Gods.

The Betrayer's Crusade shall succeed.

wait, what? are they pulling a total war shit and making them day 1 dlc or some shit?

>"Fuck Gods"
Poor Ilmater
#NotAllGods

Which is obviously non-canon now, and also that's retarded anyways. Are you seriously saying that, before the Mongols were running around killing shit, there were NO large scale wars in the galaxy?

What exactly was the war in heaven, then? A shouting match? A galactic battle between two billions strong alien empires, involving very powerful psykers, is not enough to spawn a Chaos god of war? Fucking stupid.

No
They're not going to be in the game it's only going to be Orks, Eldar and Space Marines

Slaneesh, Total sub and guyslut here, Pls fdom and spank me

>All these faggots who do not realize there is a ridiculous power gap between Khorne and the other gods

The other three are gnats compared to Khorne, and if he wasn't the god of war and bloodshed (and thus wouldn't enjoy the Eternal War), he would btfo every single one of them in short order.

Mork > Gork

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Source is Liber Chaotica. There are 4 editions. Each focused on the different chaos gods. Finding a pdf onlineshouldn't be that hard.

>Worshiping the living corpse of a failure
>Giving your soul to corrupt warp entities and hoping they don't fuck it up too hard
>Being a filthy xeno and having filthy xeno beliefs

>Berncucks are STILL mad

I thought that it was Mork who is stronger than Khorne?

why would you have a soul lol
just blow your gods up into shards you dumb niggers

>Fuck Draigo in general and fuck Matt Ward

Better?

That is an awful rendition of Slaanesh.

>there needs to be a dick for this to be accurate!

Does it need shitting dick nipples?

Necrons are the coldest, toughest niggas in the universe.

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