Playable main character when?

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mmhmmm

Playable in HM/ULiL

I want to show her what sex is

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>RWBY
Kettle Pot etc etc

>ULiL
What went wrong?

She's prime protagonist material, but I don't imagine ZUN will ever use her again unless the new game has a religion motif and I think he's done with those.

I have been playing TD recently and I find Miko to be very cute

I think he's cute, too.

Trans aren't cute

All you Taoist posters should embrace Hijirin's love instead

I like both leaders

So what will they put the improved re-release on in a year now that they have the standard version on ps4? Vita?

Get out baba

>Fucked over an entire religion
>Cheated death and reincarnated as a superior being
>Owns an awesome boat

Why is she so perfect?

>that music is now playing manually in my head

fuck

Why does everyone forget about Miko's daughter?

Who?

I'll break your plate, you shitty dork.

>reisen
>human

>rin
>human

>shou
>human

>futo
>human

>seija
>human

>clownpiece
>human

Look at these fairies.

They all look human

So do most of the 2hu cast.

The only way I can see it happenig, is if he justify it that Miko is sensing something strange going around but sends Futo to investigate for whatever reason. Probably a real danger to humans, since Miko seem to be one of the few transhumans that actually cares for the human population in Gensokyou

>daughter
>forgot she even existed

Miko doesnt even care for her.

Star Sapphire is the cutest

I'm not going back to jail.

Look at these fairies

Onahole fairies are perfectly legal tho

S-stop it

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Let's try some word-association. First word: Cirno.

Show me her hands

>no bloomers
YOU IMBECILE

Yeah, I'm sure the judge'll hear me out on THAT.

Icicle fall.

They're just innocent and pure fairies

Star is showing her butt what a fucking slut

N-NOOooo

I-Im not a pedo if I fap to this, right?

better stop now before you break the rules

I'm calling the FBI guys

>RWBY
fuck off

which one would you fuck, on what situations?

I want them to be my fairies

Dorks cannot be main characters.

Share with the rest of the class.

will she be a good wife?

>self-insert faceless nameless man
The most blatant sign of being a true plebeian.

But the cutest dork became a main character, twice even

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U wot m8

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>It's a futofag thread

Feel free to leave anytime.

It's the video where that gif is from. Forgot the name of it though

I'm in the same situation.

Tao is the only religion that will survive WW3, us against the muslims.

The thumbnail for this video is the same as the gif, so it might be this one.

bilibili.com/video/av467659/

The person who drew that picture is a muslim you know

eye.swfchan.com/flash.asp?id=162929&n=opium smoking loli.swf

Island muslims aren't muslims. They are brown slit eyes that read silly stuff from a silly book.

This is a Japanese Buddhist monk.

Say something nice about her!

Old, egoist hag.

They like to bomb Australians though

I want to fuck her in the butt

Baba!

>She can read your mind
>She knows what you're thinking of doing to her

>She knows that I'm thinking of ignoring her as the shit character she is

>She's even more perverted than you

>I'm in love with Satori
>Satori is cute, CUTE
>I want to kiss Satori
>I want to spoil Satori

>Many Taoist practitioners link the loss of ejaculatory fluids to the loss of vital life force: where excessive fluid loss results in premature aging, disease, and general fatigue.
>Another important concept of "The Joining of the Essences" was that the union of a man and a woman would result in the creation of jing, a type of sexual energy. When in the act of lovemaking, jing would form, and the man could transform some of this jing into qi, and replenish his lifeforce. By having as much sex as possible, men had the opportunity to transform more and more jing, and as a result would see many health benefits.

>supposed to have tons of sex, preferably with multiple beautiful women with no children and especially young virgins
>but you're not allowed to cum
What the fuck? Where's the fun in that?

I want to hug Satori so hard she explodes!

What if this is her face instead?

>she pleases herself reading your sexual thoughts
now i know i can finally understand why satori is the best touhou

I want to bury Satori!

Unremarkable stage 1-2 bosses are the best.

>missing out the part where sex with prematurial girls grants you eternal life

>you're waifu will never be real
Why go on?

There's no point if you can't cum inside them.

Who #SQBNQ here?

Dumb kid

Koisheep.

SheepNEET

When's soku?

Sheep paste.

Video games!

Maid Sheep

Playable main character when?

Evolved sheep.

>Playing as literal shit

Maid Ram

Boring.

WAIT WHAT WHY IS THE SHEEP NEET WORKING

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Ponytail, sidetail or open hair?

Honestly all Futos are excellent, but it's the ponytail one that tugs at my heartstrings the most.

I actually disliked how Moe made her hair and outfit so puffy in ULiL.

Donate to the Moriya shrine.

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Futo's kind of cute

>kind of
Defenestrate thyself.

Fat tittied hermit

Mine.

Fat tittied "hermit"

Futo's kind of shit
>Talks like a retard
>Has toilet paper on her head
>Rides a shitty boat

Trash like any other silver-haired 2hu.

Tenko needs to be put in her place

Tenko will put her sword inside your place

Tenko is suffering from some serious chromatic aberration here.

Tenshi has a great flaw

Why does she look like Ram?

wicked hermits need to be punished

All I see is a great fag

So we all agree that
Tanuki Marisa > actual marisa

What about wicked youkai?

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Futo is a maiden.

why don't you say that to the marisafags

Which cute high class touhou is the most elegant and ladylike?

>Implying I don't

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Be afraid~

>Trash like any other silver-haired 2hu.
Delete this

None of those two you posted.

Easily

>Sakjah
>Yoomoo(dork)
>Sagloogloo
>Futoshit
>Nazi mouse
>Memeji

ALL SHIT

What the fucka are you even talking about?

Dumb fish

TOUHOUS DO NOT WEAR GLASSES
aside from mamizou

This one

Kaguya. Canonically. Artists and fans like to portray her savaging (and being savaged by) Mokou, which is what she indeed does on occasion, but outside of that she's said to have a princess's manners, conversation skills, and love for receiving guests.

>TOUHOUS DO NOT WEAR GLASSES

>whatiskosuzu

A ded

The south american suicidal schoolgirl isn't a Touhou and will never be one.

Is Keine secretly the cutest?

>Reimu finally killed Kosuzu
>Nobody gives a shit

>secretly

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She doesn't, though. Kosuzu only wears glasses sometimes.

>Futofag opinion
>valid
lol

Does she teach classes with that inside her?

The loser Akyuu hangs out with.

Kill yourself SAmireko.

I want to bury my face in Keines thighs and never let go.

What an outrageous suggestion.

no

Fuck off
You are not the true Satori squeezer

This is your date tonight.

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Who would date a textureless freak?

Why does LoLK rape my eyes so hard? It's so fucking hard to see anything going on in that game in comparison to any other touhou game.

Only good for bullying

Because it's a bad game.

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Fuck off secondary

What game had the perfect difficulty?

I'm a casual who plays on normal so I have no idea what I'm talking about, but I think it might have been DDC.

Fuck off autist

Sorry, I already have a cuter date

For me it is UFO the one that fucks my eyes up. There is just too much shit on screen all the time

>UFO
>bad

That's actually a really difficult question. I wouldn't say DDC had that perfect difficulty though, it gets really bullshit at the stage 3 boss.

Maybe UFO?

I want to eat the eggs she lays

I WANT TO SQUEEZE SATORI SO HARD SHE EXPLODES JESUS CHRIST

No one fucking said that retard

>Me
>Retard

Fertilized or unfertilized?

Sorry, can't hear you over her literally-became-a-divine-being superiority.

And her kickass boat.

Unfertilised. The eggs that I fertilise are for her to sit on and take care of

Yes

No

I want to do undo her clothes just enough that she gets all flustered, then walk away and leave her cold and unfulfilled.

I want to become Seija's boyfriend and then cheat on her with Shinmyoumaru!

>Shinmyoumaru
Complete shit taste, end yourself.

>Shinmyoumaru
Complete good taste, keep on living.

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>leaving best girl for worst and smallest girl

wat

danbooru.donmai.us/pools/11594

When will Nazrin get her turn?

>Many characters and some storylines based off of folktales
>Still no Straw Millionaire 2hoo in which every main character becomes rich/gets something awesome, while Reimu fucks it up and stays dirt poor

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>dislikes
>Implying people wouldn't be glad she's gone

As soon as I'm finished creaming inside the spider.

When she gets lewd

God damn I want a Satori

>(You)
>people

>(Me)
>Not better than people

What flavour?

Only the best

i wanna be dominated by cute yamame!

You're a good man. Too good for a filthy youkai like Satori.

Fall is here!

>have arachnophobia
>love Yamame

The fuck is wrong with me?

You want that spider dick

she's got her charms

No worries, mate. We're the same, you and I. There's just something about Yamame's cheerful and amiable personality that overrides our fears.

If they are sisters, where are their parents?

Yamame is a literal canon bitch

She's the manipulator of DISEASE. She can give you every STD in existence.

>filthy
How dare you

I fucking hate CGrascal so goddamn much

Now you've done it. Go read her profile.

better than nothing honestly, so much in need of translation

>Byakuren Hijiri mentions that Yamame came to the surface at one point to try and enter the Myouren Temple, but the monk denied her entrance as Yamame's reasons were essentially because she thinks the worried people that come to the temple look delicious.

But why would people commission him, he is not even so amazingly more economic that it would justify his shit edits and translations

>no fox marisa
>choose tanuki

Tanuki > Fox

>She can give you every STD in existence.

>"Her power makes everyone she meets hate her. However, she herself wouldn't inflict disease on someone without reason. She's a bright, fun-loving youkai if you get to know her, so she's popular among the youkai that live underground."

If you're looking for a canon Underground bitch who is for some reason portrayed in fanart as a sweetheart, look no further than Satori.

'no'

I almost crashed my car 2 days ago because a big spider decided to show up crawling around my instrument cluster while I was on the highway and surprised the fuck out of me. Trying to drive while keeping an eye on that spider wasn't fun.

Yeah, its Australia

>Byakuren
Oh, you mean the race traitor who badmouths and shifts blame onto anyone and everyone who doesn't submit to her will or points out her hypocrisy?

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I read somewhere that spiders have a bigger killcount by car crash than by venom.

>not with sagume
end yourself

Dating filthy lunarian scum

I honestly wouldn't be surprised.

You're used to knocking on your shoes in the morning to see if anything's crawled in them and you're not surprised to see if there is, but you don't expect them to hitch rides with you

Imagine driving your car and suddenly Yamame crawling onto the passenger seat from the rear seats.

Yeah that one

If you're waifu is a stage 1 - 3 boss then she's shit by default.

What if she's Reimu

>Reimu
>stage 1-3 boss

>Look up Buddhism's history of violence

Futo did nothing wrong.

Yes she did

Those Buddhist warrior monks bullied Nobunaga

You forgot "do nothing wrong" at the end of that sentence, user.

I want to be Satori's faithful horse husband!

But she's doing something wrong.

>Satori a bitch
Ehh?

I hope you're all behaving yourselves.

Sagumin's way out of my league, man. I can dream though.

Is your league trash?

Futo is also the perfect wife.

POST SATORI
I NEED MORE SATORI

Everyone probably hates her because of the whole mind reading thing. Secrets are secrets for a reason and she can see everything.

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Eat shit, nerd.

Go make a thread on /jp/ pretending it's your birthday or something

Everyone hates her because she reads their minds and completes sentences for them like a cunt, because that's what satori do.

Not to mention the whole "dredging up your trauma for shits and giggles" bit.

What if my waifu is a stage 1-3 boss that once was a stage 4-6 boss?

I have no traumas, I want to sexually harass her day in and out

Suika even says as much, I'm just wondering where the "Satori is a bitch" thing comes from.

You're forgetting the part where she just says what she sees for everyone in earshot to hear.
She also reads memories and not just things you're currently thinking, and she's not above using any of that shit against you.

Alice is shit and irrelevant

Contrarian secondaries, most likely

Mai waifu can canonically beat your waifu.

Stop posting about that mental parasite and come give Yamame a hug, user.

>Reimu has desired the destruction of the earth
youtube.com/watch?v=riIDj64AIqw

i want to cum inside mokou

Did you squish it like what all spiders deserve?

>Yamamefags are so desperate that they have to badmouth Satorin to try to make their favorite 2hu seem better

You best not be talking shit

>Never bathes
>Is irredeemably godawful

She's perfect for you, user!

>Satori
>a gloomy shut-in novelist
>canonically despised by everyone; still doesn't attempt to fight or suppress the characteristic that makes people hate her
>Yamame
>cheerful and outgoing
>canonically hated in the surface world, but loved underground; never uses her despised racial characteristic without a good reason

Let's talk about the actual best girl for once, mkay?

>Satori
>cute
>Yamame
>not cute

Nigger, even Symposium's otherwise awful portraits made Yamame look cute.

k

But we're already talking about Satori.

>talking shit

>boys

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Proper Touhou thread when?

>foster sons of bike mom

Never EVER!

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Better pair

Yeaaaaah, no.

Yeaaaaah, yeah

Wanna take this outside?

I feel like having a little fist fight.

Fite me irl and see what happens nerd.

LET'S GO RIGHT NOW BRING IT ON YOU LITTLE WANK

Teleports behind you*
PSSSSSST

Man, what a waste of trips.

Says the waste of flesh.

Whatever you say buddy.

This is the only true pairing and you know it.

Real thread when?

Nuh uh

I'd a Satori so violently hard

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Like uh, yeah.

>He's still in denial

It's Seija X Shinmyomaru
Or Seija X Sagume

But not Nue. Nue is for Murasa.

me on right

>proto boatslut
>good for anything

This is youmu

That's a dork

ITT:

I'd imagine it first and make her look until her resistance is gone.

And this is incorrect because why?

That doujin was so hot and hilarious at the same time. I don't even like Youmu but that dude straight up got fucking roofied by her.

She's good for Nue.

>Doesn't have cute horns
How can she even compete?

Seija wields a fucking mallet.

That's not even hers. She dosn't have anything.

Murasa atleast has a big ass anchor and a sick ladle.

>She dosn't have anything.
Ahem*

UFO surely was Touhou: Tumblr edition

true
it should be a woman

Youmu is a bad girl.

You mean a fat, bald, faceless man.

>fighting with toys

Looks like you enjoy really big toys, don't you?

link pls

Its very recent, should be easily found

well, I never claimed to be a smart man.

Anchors ain't toys.

Not him, but I'll help a little bit.

The title is Youmu's _______ Of Age and Youmu's a lolicon in this one.

>Youmu's a lolicon

Yes they are.
A big toy for a big slut.

It's one of the tags, but don't tell user about it.

Now you getting silly.

Nuh uh

Yeah, actually you do.

Nope

Yeah.

Nah

Yeah, totally a yes.

Nah, totally not

How long are we supposed to keep this up?

Until you explode.

Spontanious explosions only happen in the middle east.

You are not funny.

Neither are you.

You are right, I'm not funny.
I'm fucking hilarous.

hey you two autists they're calling you on the other touhou thread.

But I'm already there, since it started.

Not really, darling.

Yes I am, sugar.

You ain't.

At all.

FUCK OFF

Autism

Get a room you two

YesI am
bitch

>Everyone is mad
This makes me so happy.

You're as funny as a colonoscopy with a Sony TR55 Camcorder.

Shut up kancolle reject.

Kill La Kill reject.

You are just a shitty forgettable stage 4 boss.
You ain't got nothing on me.

>you
>me

Are you roleplaying, user? That's not healthy.

Just fuck already

Posting shit isn't healthy either.

Just stop, okay?

Giving up already?
I expected no less from a murasafag.

There is a difference between being bored and giving up.

Guys, guys, guys. The best ship with Nue is obviously with Mamizou since she's the best character

Oh yeeeaah, you are just """bored""" okay.
Be a good loser user.

Mamizou is shit though

Well, you're not really putting up any kind of show, so it's rather boring to respond.

But user, the show is right here don't you see?
Your humiliation is pure entertainment.

All yuri ships are equally shit.

Nah, she's pretty cool in my book.

Now you're talking bullshit again.

No, I'm not.

She is ugly and arrogant, thinking she has a place in Gensokyo's great game even though she arrived yesterday

Anytime you guys are gonna stop soon?

reminder that avatarfriending is against the rules

>nofunallowed.jpg

But isn't that everyone in Gensokyo?

Yes you are, sweetheart.

You're talking so much bullshit, I have to ask: Did they swapped your lips with a cows anus?

Dunno, is your anus still there?

post

Don't cows usually have horns?

Like two, little horns on top of their heads?

The only ones that have her same arrogance are the religious factions, everybody else involved in the Gensokyo power struggle has been there for some hundred of years at least

All I know is that they are really FAT, ugly and smell worse than the sea.

But why does the time she arrived matter when everyone equally wants to control Gensokyo?

It takes one to know one.

>imagelimit
WEW LADS

Because she is a damn outsider that thinks she can rule some place she doesn't even know all about

>image limit
>58 posters

Whatever you say captain MOOrasa.

Not this time

Go ahead, keep trying boatfaggot.

Other thread.

Blame the two roleplaying faggots

But we don't even know what she's doing in Gensokyo. For all we know, she could just be trolling everybody

Read FS, she wants to take over the human village

I don't get the argument you are posting, every youkai wants to control the human village and time is pretty relative in Gensokyo, so it really doesn't matter when she came. Besides, I just like her cause her color scheme is cool, and she's like a big sis to Nue so that's also a plus. If you think Mamizou is so shit, what's your fav 2hu?

sanae

Shit, I fucked up.

Huh, thats cool. She's not in my favorites but I respect your taste

Huh, thats stupid. Kill yourself

This sounds like something straight out of Parodius

That's because it's from Parodius