Tfw wageslave

he said gf (male) user.

>he doesn't shitpost in shitposting threads

I dont mind my job, I work at a meat processing plant - I euthanize the cows with a mallet

I can't keep up with you kids and your dick fetishes

>power outage happened yesterday
>come home to find my PC won't turn on

What the fuck do I do!?

Your power supply is fucked. Buy a new one and replace it

same here, but it's pretty obvious

>be highly paid engineer, making $500,000 anually at age 24
>no work hours, only project deadlines
>only work something like 6 hours a week because my team and I do such a good fucking job
>never had this much time and money to play video games before
>this is the life you get when you're not a lazy fuck

you should stream and then start killing yourself with drugs

6 hours a day*
I don't have it THAT good.

>be neet
>anxious about future
>time passes so quickly
>wish I was dead

it's not that great unless you're economically set for life or something

>he actually thinks 500k a year is impressive
You millennials crack me up

Yeah that's probably it, it still sucks dick.

get the fuck out with your american dream coddled bullshit

life doesnt work that nicely for every one of us
i hate americans so fucking much

>wageslave
>sleep immediately after work, usually around 6-7PM
>wake up at 3 AM and play vidya/work on money-making project/etc

ez ez

I hope the GBP market crashes

>engineer

What the fuck do you spend roughly 40 grand a month on

I don't even know what to do with my 4k/m as a codemonkey

Engineer making 500k?
Yeah, no.

>tfw too tired to play games when I get home
JUST

>tfw live in real life Roanapur
>degree is accountancy
>salary per month is $220

I found my dads loaded magazine but not the hand gun

This is literally my initial wage, 6 months after I graduated.

I'm danish though.

hahaha where'd you find this comic?

CSGO case keys and expensive skins to piss off Cred Forums.

It's called being a valuable asset to your employers. Maybe one day you'll become that too. :^)

>500k
Maybe if you were the CEO of an engineering firm.

At least lying on Cred Forums is still cool.

> Lost my job last week
>NEET for the first time in almost 4 years
>all of my plans put on hold
>not a lot of money in savings
>want to kill myself

I don't know how you people live with no job.

>Do freelance work every once in a while
>Work like 10 hours a week
>Make more than enough money to survive and play videogames
Living in a place with cheap rents helps though.

>tfw you work graveyard shift so there aren't any bosses around to give you shit for coming to work tired from playing games all day.

While being a wagecuck is 0/10 lifestyle, only working 30 hours a week and having four day weekends is fucking sweet for what amounts to being a clerk at a 24/7

Autismbucks most likely duh

lol dude, my CEO is probably making six figures a month.

If living financially like me you can get every skin ever made within a year salary

>own business
>small antique shop

shhhhhiiiiieeeeeeettt, dream job right there

>implying that's even a bad thing

He'll probably find some hairdresser or interior designer and be really happy user.

Post proof or just remember Cred Forums's tagline
>inb4 no
then it's a lie, no matter how many point nosed smilies you send my way

>This is literally my initial wage, 6 months after I graduated.

unless you are an astrophysicist or aerospace engineer i don't see hows that realistic

It doesn't really matter to me if you believe it or not.

Petroleum engineering, buddy.

Why would you lie on an anonymous imageboard

the average salary is 150k
fuck off

I don't think you understand how the market works user...

Don't work for places everyone wants to work for, not unless your an actual superjesus.

fuck my brother in law is only just shy of $200K a year, as a driver in a mine.
He's being trained as a pit tech now, that's a ~20% pay rise and a job closer to home (FIFO atm)

Another job with the title of 'driver' is a courier or pizza delivery driver - they don't earn $200k.

Similarly with the user's engineering job - he never stated WHERE it was or for whom or what even the job was - just that it's related to engineering.
You're assuming an engineering firm, who says who doesn't work for mine or as the lead engineer on a civil or bluechip development project - you assume he can't make that money because you're assuming he's some low level pleb at a local firm designing bolts or something.

sorry friend but youre full of shit

>doesn't post proof in the next post
Nigga, someone making 6 figures would immediately show it off, and someone who doesn't make that much money would say that it doesn't matter if I believe him or not because it puts you in a more favourable position

Life is rarely fair.

Fuck you Paul

>the less details we have the more possible it is

Nice samefagging

How do you make tons of money if it's always quiet

>no proof
ebin

No one on Cred Forums makes more than 3000 dollars a month, I can assure you that

>500K
>engineer

Nigga, unless you're an IQ 190 genius that can replace an entire R&D department by himself, you're not getting paid that much as an engineer. A single engineer simply isn't worth that much cash. Hell, not every CEO is worth that much.

I do twice a year, since I'm paid biweekly. But not by a lot.

He's lying, user

>Neet
>Play vidya, masturbate and watch Anime all day long
>Three times a week hit the gym and walk everywhere
>Able to save up ~250 dollaroos after rent/food etc bills

It is an entitled living in a certain way, but I'm happy enough, so it's OK.

Though I probably should do less jacking off and maybe study the runes or something.

runes are useless these days

did you know every japanese already knows (albeit broken) english and dubbed anime is shit because the anime was shit

doesn't matter if they know english, they write doujins in runes

Unless you are a C level overseeing the entire department, a petroleum engineer does not make that much. Especially with the price of oil so low

i make $4000/month

t. pilot

>Graduated this past spring with a degree in music composition
>Live from home so no rent yet
>Work part time at a local gallery making $12 an hour
>Just got hired as a contractor for this music academy
>Pay is 25 - 50 an hour
>Mfw I might not starve when i get my own place

I s-sure showed t-them, right anons?

Where do you get your NEET money from? I tried living your life but I could not make it after the third month.

I totally would if I wasn't born in a second world shithole

Because of huge markups I imagine. He probably does house clearance, where you buy everything a dead person owned dirt cheap, and then sells it all In his shop at retail prices. I imagine an antique shop would rely more on online sales these days too.

More likely he's lying.

I rent a cheap small place, I don't drink or smoke nor do I own a car or use the public transportation.

Basically I just walk to places, make my own food and generally cheap out on anything other than my interests. Which are of course games and mango, sometimes electronics.

Also rolling a "good" country when you spawn is the most important thing.

ps. I don't get any autism benefits or stuff like that, just my unemployment dosh and housing benefit; which are more than enough for me.

>be night receptionist
>work 4 nights per week
>play video games during shift
>boss is never on my back
>customers are cool people
>only drawback is I get minimum wage

I am literally paid to sit on my ass and play video games all night. Are you?

I don't give a fuck, user