Haydee

good game

I thought it was good.
Steam reviews seem mostly positive.

i dont really know, as long as i havent played it. Just wanted to know what Cred Forums will say bout it

>paying for porn
>supporting degeneracy
Nah come back when you have good gameplay
Until then

The first area is just from the demo so why don't you try that out?

all the other threads on it died, not to many people keep it alive. Me, im still waiting on a torrent to play it since im a poorfag

I usually ain't into the faceless robot types but this slut has personality. 8/10 would fuck.

Same Here. :'|

>big black ass

Sold

There's a general on /vg/ for porn games.

It's pretty fun as a survival horror game, but the platforming is meh.

what really interests me, is there any mods on this shit to make her dont look that ugly and unproportional?

Stop pushing this crap. Sage'd

me too : ^ (

game is decent, reeks of gamedesign to accentuate sexiness over good gamedesign though and of course people will eat that up

how about you go fuck yourself. some of us actually want to discuss this game.

There are thin or thicker mods for the demo, but mods for demo don't work straight for the full game

Don't you have to mod the color in? I thought she was tan by default

Sage is not a downvote, my dear redditbro.

cant find it

>this dev keeps shilling his garbage here
Every day right dev? Shill elsewhere you faggot

It's a solid game, the ass and titties are just a bonus. I'd probably wait till it's like $10 unless you really want it.

Is this some TPS where you play as a humanoid robot with big fuel tanks on it or something?

This game was discovered or shilled on Cred Forums a month ago.

Most of us already put some time into it. I thought it was a decent game, nothing astounding but I had both a erection and a good time.

>surprised that people want to talk about a game that just released

Looks like the kind of game David Cage wishes he could make.

Imagine Portal with less interesting game design, no interesting characters, and fewer features. Now imagine it was made in third person, specifically to show off a fapbait faceless protagonist. That's what this game is.

Just look up fanart and jerk off, the game's not really worth your time.

Just what i wanted to hear. Thx m8

>stop talking about video games on my video game board

if you need a safespace >>>/reddit/, now fuck off.

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surprisingly accurate

>can't talk about new vidya, that's shilling
>can't talk about currently popular vidya, those are recurring threads so
>can't make threads about old vidya, those are recurring threads so >can't make threads about really old vidya, that's So I guess we should just post console sales figures and memes, then.

You can stop now. No one's obligating you to come into these threads if you hate the game so much.

Constantly spamming threads trying to convince people this absolute trash is even worth pirating is shilling.

as per usual.

That's more less what I was expecting. All these 'it's a decent game' posts reek of fags wanting the game to be better than it is but in the end it really is just a mediocre game built around a fetish.

>you are welcome to talk about the game as long as it is not negative criticism

threads on currently popular games are allowed on Cred Forums. check the rules, you fucking embarrassment.

reeks of truth, not of hate. You yourself just posted titties. I haven't seen any actual gameplay from this, just fapbait garbage.

Or maybe it's not a massive conspiracy and people are making new threads because they want to discuss the new game.

Ever since fucking Tortanic making threads about a new game always attracts at least one guy who calls the OP a shill. Yes there have been viral marketers here before but Jesus Christ not everyone is trying to sell you something.

why not just make a haydee general in /vg/ and have a better discussion and help people stuck there?

So what do you do in this game and what is that red 3.5" floppy about?

nobody said we hate the game, just sharing our opinion on it, which apparently makes you very uncomfortable since they're not the kind of opinions you'd like to hear
calm down shill

don't announce sage

bump

>nigger
Into the trash

>I don't like a thing
>therefore all people who like the thing are shills
Don't do that to yourself

mediocore game propped up on sex appeal

Because /vg/ threads do not get new posters.

You stay in level 1, manipulate the player character into lewd positions, jerk off, then close the game when you're finished.

Why is the plastic jiggling? Why does it have human legs? Where are the textures? Why are the materials so goddamn bad?

SOURCE
ARTIST
TUMBLR
WHATEVER

is there a story reason the robot has sexy curves or it's fapbait?

>Why isn't Cred Forums discussing it yet?
You must have missed the other dozen threads
shillfriend

What are you, gay?

Because it's a low-effort indie game trying to sell above its pay grade based on sex appeal.

Valid negative criticism, user. You fucks never say anything actually bad about the game other than "it's fapbait therefore it's shit." The gameplay is actually perfectly fine. It's not GOTY material or anything, but it's far from the shit game you're trying to peddle it as. It's decently challenging and the puzzles and level design are actually well thought out. The only really bad thing are the controls, but that doesn't stop games like RE from being good.

Where's the gameplay?

What a time to be alive in.

you now remember noko when posting

youre now aware youre breathing

>anime image
Dont act like you have an opinion

OOGA BOOGA ME LIKE BIG ASS ME BUY VIDEOGAME

dude you're not really helping your argument by posting webms of t&a.

Nobody could actually look at and say "yeah, that looks good," unless they were paid to do so.

Can't talk about what i haven't seen yet, i'll judge the gameplay when i can actually play it.

What you can't do is being a shill because people say "it's fapbait, therefore it is bad". You know that if the game is trying to use fanservice as a selling point, you shouldn't expect much, its pretty much how weeb games sell

RE is not good though

link it in threads like these for people genuinely interested in the future

Just post more webms

wolflance.tumblr.com/post/150997550258/i-might-have-developed-a-fondness-for-haydee-aka

Or maybe not everyone shares the same opinion as you, retard.

I think this game is shitty fapbait and not worth ten bucks but you're delusional if you think 100% of people agree on anything.

>people spent money on this
>it's not even early access
jesus fukin christ.

Is this the new Valve game?

At least I'm posting things related to the thread topic and not just responding with reaction pics, user.

Then play it and form an actual opinion instead of just calling it shit from the getgo.

hopefully my fellow Cred Forums homedogzz will buy this game

>Steam reviews

good enough, gameplay and titties wise

>actual gameplay lasts barely a second
>rest of the webm is just jiggling tits

Dad walks in

(You)

still waiting for that torrent

>Steam reviews

>At least I'm posting things related to the thread topic and not just responding with reaction pics, user.
not even the guy you were arguing with, I just think you should post gameplay webms if you want to talk about the game in depth. relax, user

To be fair, there's not much better sitting on the AAA side of things

Here's your (You) you fucking troglodyte.

still me too!

>yet

It was discussed when it was released yesterday you fucking trogolodyte. There isn't much to discuss about a small independent game other than some people posting pornography of said game.

Get a job you fucking neet.

>tfw you made a puzzle game
>tfw you know noone will care since there are a million of those out there
>tfw you get the genius idea to make a ridiculous sex bot as a main character
>tfw people start talking about your game
>?????
>profit

All that's happening in that Webm is walking around, and you somehow got a read on what the entire game is like based on that?

Jesus Christ, why are normalfags so afraid of sex appeal? Something being pornographic doesn't inherently make it bad.

who else /whitehaydee/ here?

Is there something wrong with T&A?

Remember kids, pandering according to Cred Forums is bad. Unless it's pandering to something they personally like, then it's okay.

someone post webms of scary black rooms

I don't mind pandering when the game underneath is actually good.

>Is there something wrong with T&A?
it is when you preach about the GAMEPLAY but have no GAMEPLAY to post and instead show more T&A

where's the GAMEPLAY??

But it has thicc! Tits and ass!
Where else am I supposed to find fappable images of robot women? Google? Paheal? The various other sites dedicated only to fetish porn like this?

Something being pornographic doesn't make it bad, of course not. But this game isn't claiming to be pornographic at all, it's presenting itself as a serious and deep game with riveting gameplay. But really it's mostly just a brown tiddies simulator. Which is fine, if you want to play a brown tiddies simulator, but people in this thread were wondering if it was an actually good game and it's not. That's all people said.

So basically its the dev of the game shilling it on here, and calling anyone who has anything bad to say about it (which is the majority of them) names?

lol

its less of a dev shilling and more of a fapbait thread

So does anyone have the raw image of the thick nude lady that is used on medkits/ammo etc? I was actually surprised when I saw it despite the main character.

>Barebones game released starring a faceless pipedream of a robot is already showered with praise
>Cred Forums already has a defense force at arms
>it JUST SO HAPPENS to be a good game

Credit to the devs for pulling such an incredibly easy profit at least
I'll hold my tongue until a torrent hits

link?

>a good game
Is it though?

The dev is a ruskie and his english is pretty bad (go to the game's steam forums to see for yourself), so it's most likely people who are actually interested in the game.

Why do you care about negative criticism? There's nothing wrong with pointing out valid flaws instead of posting webms that get you off.

>that lower body texture
Robo joints and metallic shine please.

The game is fun. It also doesn't try to hide it's in-your-face sex appeal.

No, this is ridiculous, no one is shilling this game. People are just discussing what they like.

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mediocre, only appeal really is ass, proportions are real shit for the tits

I know I'm supposed to find this attractive, but I don't. Those body dimensions are too fucking disproportionate and strange.

>Is there something wrong with T&A?
no, nothing at all. but that user wanted to discuss the game and posted nothing gameplay related.

>robot
Nigga, that's some fat cow in a robot costume.

Give me an actual sexbot, not this cosplay shit.

>tits too big
>ass too big
>it's fapbait
>valid flaws

I want to fuck haydee, in the butt

You are actually delusional if you don't think Haydee threads haven't been rampant with shilling
Not even discrediting the game itself

Someone needs to make skin for her where her wide, dark skin around the anus is visible from the sides

>shit indie game
>but this one has boobies and butt! Le thicc lol! I like women a lot they give me boners! :)))

Fuck off marketer

To add to this: It's 15 $.
So you're either paying 15 bucks for a mediocre puzzle game, or you're paying 15 bucks to pose with a pretty low quality robot model, something which couldve been done cheaper and easier in SFM. So it's pretty dumb either way.
That's just not worth it, especially when Cred Forums has been shitting on games like this for being overpriced garbage for years.

>wanting metal skeletons
Wildstar poster, pls go and stay go.

It has a bit of that meme-difficulty going, indie games love that shit for some reason lately. It's a puzzle exploration game, you crawl around rooms, try to find items, fight robots and solve puzzles.
If you are allergic to samey looking corridors, lack of a map and finicky 3D platforming then you probably won't like the game.

mega.nz/#!Lt8AUYgK!aAeFsU0QJbr8V2VaNT3Qoth-g1VicaK845B30s9AINk

Because there already is a Haydee thread.

>>but this one has boobies and butt! Le thicc lol! I like women a lot they give me boners! :)))

LOL

Cred Forums only hates it now because it's getting positive reviews. They can't like what's popular

Jesus stop responding to my post here. I don't even fucking care anymore.

it's kind of annoying to look at from a character design standpoint because outside of ass and tiddies, she really has no features whatsoever. this looks so damn cheap.

does the design even make sense for the type of game it is or is this just completely mindless pandering?

Where the fuck is this torrent anyways? This doesn't even have any drm or anything, can't be that hard.

I want to stick my dick in Haydee's anus and then she spins like a helicopter, twisting it clean off and generating so much heat through the friction that she cauterizes my wounded genitals and clenches her robotic anus, shooting my severed dick-nub into my own face.

What I want is a robot to look robotic, not like some fat girl wearing a costume.

>Cred Forums is one person

fuck off

I just need to know, who would buy this game and why? You know there is ALLWAYS a level 100 Wizard who will play the game and upload all the webms and shit we need to see so we can fap

I don't mind these threads either, its how we can get said webms and pictures, but WHO would actually buy this game besides high level wizards? I see a lot of Senran Kagura threads, lots of DOAX threads and other threads about games with not much besides fapbait. I enjoy seeing those threads, i enjoy fapping to them, but NEVER in a million years i would spend my money to buy any of those games because my common sense dictates that if the game is trying too hard to catch my attention then its probably a bad one

I want to pin Haydee in the mating press position.

>it's okay to have mindless pandering muh animes but not video games

>dad asks me to install it on his PC

can someone upload the game files already? I bet it's gonna work with any steam emu.

This

Where is the cow pattern texture mod

I'd be more inclined to give a fuck about Cred Forums's opinions on the game if it didn't amount to

>GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUYS IT'S SO SEXUALIZED UGH GROW UUUUUUPPPP WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

You'd think everyone on Cred Forums was a fucking woman. Literally no one actually tries to argue about the gameplay when they bash it, it's just the same tired ass fucking complaints of why it's not okay for a man to find the female form attractive.

REMOVE CLANKFAGS

We discussed it for weeks before release, as it was advertised on Cred Forums.

Ok, cool. But where's the torrents?

Why do americans think sex destroys the mind?

Where can I get this skin?

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Just how poor taste do you need to possess to create this?

I don't think the thinner Haydee mod has been posted, but the white outfit mod was posted in one of the previous threads. Didn't save the link, unfortunately.

Because Christians are still the majority.

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can I change the skin color? honest question

This

The informative posts with no (You)s is always the most correct and underrated ones

ya, its a mystery. :||
Sooooo guys, if you dont want to share a torrent of the game, its ok... then, just share it through the MEGA, it will be fine anyway!. xD

Right here, famalam.

upload the steam game folder somewhere pls.
t. poorfag

Hey guys, look! Your favorite internet journalist is talking about this game!

kotaku.com/steam-top-seller-has-terrible-breast-physics-1787140091

Because that has got to some of the stupidest fucking character design I have ever seen in my life.

Jesus Christ just make it a human.

Why the fuck?

I can't fap to this.

I'd like it if her legs were a metallic looking jet black color so that they just look like robot legs to blend in with the rest of her robot body

>linking directly to Kotaku

>talks about robots looking robotic
>posts a robot that has mammaries and obvious human features.
Okay homo

I just don't want sex in my video games because more often than not the sex takes away from the game or is merely there to mask an otherwise mediocre game.
Name me 4 games with blatant sex appeal that aren't just mediocre additions to their respective genre with added tits
I'll even give you a freebie
1) Catherine

*protesturds

Male version with bulge physics when?

Because it does.

You retards are eating this shit up like it's free food, but it's clunky tps with shit mechanics.

Just watch porn, you fucking faggots.

fuck off, dev.

>direct link
>it's not a joke link

mans gonna mans, Hernandez' gonna Hernandez

Never because this game is pandering trash.

And it worked like a charm.

DATS THA TURTH, THRUTH!!!!

You're free to direct me to actual porn with well endowed, thicc robot women any time.

fuck man muh dick
T H I C C

Picture unrelated, right? I mean that's more of an alien then a robot.

Like this? its on the old thread.

it's fucking shit is what that is. wildstar was a mistake

>wants robot porn
>posts beastman
well played

Fuck this game, the robot isn't thicc enough for my taste

Your guess is as good as mine

>this is considered good character design
>it is this easy to score sales on Steam

Is it possible to give it a pink ass?

no idea
i'm waiting too

this ain't doom 2016 or whatever... it should be easy to do

>kotaku.com/steam-top-seller-has-terrible-breast-physics-1787140091

>only played for a half in hour
>didnt even make it past the casual filter tutorial area
>saying its a bad game because the main character is a weird sexy robot with bouncing boobs

I thought we were sapose to be all accepting of everybody no matter what. also the game is pure gameplay no bull shit cutscenes or anything. couldn't even critic its gameplay professionally. when will shitaku go away?

pcucks will lap up anything

literal bottom feeders

>I like sexy women
>I like video games
>video games + sexy women = HOLY SHIT LIKE JUST WATCH PORN YOU CREEPS THIS IS PROBLEMATIC DELETE THIS
I think you might be just a little bit gay.

sure, you can even do it yourself. the texture files are compatible with any basic photo editor. I used paint.net.

Patrick please, go tend to your potato crop.

no computer programs do not allow rendering of neckbeard-made gam booty in pink. sorry.

oh the dark grey was perfect. where can i get this mod. or is it the mod that was posted earlier

is there a zip file with all of these?

I need this

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>videogames
>selling point is the giant ass and the bouncing tits
>people will pay money for this

I will fap to this, i will enter threads of this game just to look at that sweet art, but if you buy this game, then i'm going to laugh at you. How stupid could you be to buy a game like that?

Even then, WHY would you buy a game like that when there are wizards who will upload hundreds of webms and images to Cred Forums? You have absolutely no excuse to buy this game

the /trash/ thread

That's false though.

Game of the year, sadly.

Yeah this
It's really a barebones design
For fucks sake, they didn't even give her eyes/ a visor/ anything really

Yeah I don't get why all tgose people like or play military FPSs. Like, just go join the army.

Fucking moron.

TORRENT. PLEASE.

shit boobs
great ass

cucks will deny it

Then go do it user, what's stopping you? Are you going to sit here and whine like a fucking baby still in their daipers or are you going to do it? It's so easy, right?

She's THICK, read fat

Not him but you think I won't?

>If you like games and you like movies. Therefore you MUST love games with half hour long cutscenes
>I like vodka and I like whiskey. If I mix them together it'll be twice as good
Your logic is shit. Liking two things is by no means a ground to conclude that the two seperate completely unrelated things form to make one super good thing.
Yeah I used a food analogy. get at me

Holy shit, that looks phenomenally worse. Thank god you're not a game designer.

the webm is from here:
apparently its not completed though, then the modder just posted some early edits in different posts there. :||

Negro ass simulator 2016?

I like the head design

No, it's part of the appeal, like Warframes

Haydee as she is now looks like a model whose textures haven't loaded
That is bad design

>For fucks sake, they didn't even give her eyes
>eyes
Shit taste confirmed.
Cyclops and faceless masterrace.

oh you you made some poopy greeble generic space marine shit

twitch slash gef3000
Another russian
cyka bylat

How is buying this game any different from buying other sexual related things in other media. Grown ass men with xareers unironically pay for pornsites over and over again. Women buy sex novels all the time.

How exactly is this worse than those? What is your logic?

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like
a
god
damn
fiddle

her ass looks nothing like a nigger's

1.)I didn't make that edit and 2.) you're acting like Haydee isn't already generic as fuck

I'm not interested in it because I have regular sex and can't get aroused by cartoons.

sorry but i'll take a flat white porcelain dinner plate over a tank themed dinner plate named john _any_ day of the week

I knew this was going to happen.

Remember kids, liking a woman's body means you're a murderer!

>creepy, possibly murderous misogynist
The devs are Russian after all.

I would never buy this but I enjoy the screenshots and the drama.

where the FUCK is the torrent

it's a good game, but niggers like you will go into RE threads to whine that survival horror is dead forever while refusing to buy games like this.

>you dont fight these sexy choco girls
>you play as one of these
Boring. Every fuckin game does this. Gimme a break.

What did they mean by this?

At least you're honest about your simple taste
That's the first step

>asks about logic
>compares porn to videogames

If the main selling point of a videogame is not the gameplay then something is really wrong

>it's a good game
>game is not even out

retard

So how is the music in this game?

>good
no

legs look like poop

But Haydee is out you dumbass

who does this overly sexual stuff appeal to? how do you not feel insulted by it?

Man, that looks a hundred times better.

I wish they hadn't gone so to the extreme on her breast. That's, like, my one gripe. I wish the chest had a more natural bounce like in DOA I am fucking kidding I know DOA's breasts are sentient beings in their own right

Play it yourself, sperglord. They have a demo for free you can try out you know.

Redditfags are feminist cucks. Nothing new here.

nothing stellar or anything. just basic mood setting tunes

Because I'm comfortable with being attracted to women. Also there is a free demo for the game so you don't have to buy it just on ass 'n titties alone.

Are you ill or something?

thanks for the webms that show all the various body physics, i dont need to buy the game now

do you know where we are right now?

Ok, what do you like about the game?

That's a shame, good tunes make puzzles feel much more dynamic especially in sterile looking enviroments

would it be hard to mod it so she has a huge bulge in the front?

All these replies suggest "nawwww, but saying it is makes me feel better about getting this game just for ass 'n titties"
So probably a 4/10 game, might be worth a pirate for a chuckle.

derp derp i'll just add a bunch of lines that will make it look futuristic right?

>t-the game is not even out faggot!
>yes it is
>backpedals to a question

To answer your question, the protagonist aside the gameplay is pretty solid and the level design has the feeling of something being off like in Portal

>Born too late to explore the world
>Born too early for sex robots

And don't you say "BUT THEY ARE ALMOST HERE!". No they aren't. You know they aren't.

if only there was a torrent...

Only two things bringing the game down for me are the lack of a map (metroidvanias normally include those) and how much the devs love making us jump through fucking doorframes. Timed your jump half a second too early? Too bad, fall to your death and retread last several rooms.

Ok, then its exactly what said

>how do you not feel insulted by it?
Say what now?

>just got the blue card that's locked behind the 3 greens
>only 2 reds so far
so where are the 2 remaining reds? Are there any in the blue area, or are they all in the red rooms?

>I'll just slap an untextured model with huge tiddes into the game because people have low standards for fap fuel

in case any one is interested, I updated this skin to function as a separate outfit so you don't have to replace the default textures, also tweaked the colors a bit.

mega.nz/#!P5k1nbaR!vtppkRB0g25kH13HzD0iUwg9zxOoN_bLTjPQMrKLZXo

comfortable with willingly being a victim of obvious predatory marketing =/= comfortable with being attracted to women

comfortable with being attracted to cartoons/animation =/= comfortable with being attracted to women

i like the other one

>"victim" of "predatory" marketing
my sides, oh god the devs are raping me, oh the humanity!
yeah.

>tfw it took me over an hour to figure out how to climb down
>Before that I was walking off ledges and turning around.
>Now I've found the proximity mines and the water room puzzle.

>predatory marketing

How dare he make something I might enjoy. Fucking toxic consumer first ideology!

lmao wtf. i love titty monsters and fat asses

upload the game too

please

if you want to jump to conclusions like a retard then sure. Others will have fun while you're busy sitting cross-legged pouting and saying everything is shit.

>comfortable with being attracted to cartoons/animation
Are you a Christian mother or something? It's the current year. Nobody cares if you fap to cartoons. I'd wager a majority of people do.

yeah if there was some direction with the controls atleast in the very beginning, I wouldnt of died so many times at that pit where you have to cling across.by walking off the edge and hoping to cling. oh well atleast i figured it out eventually

Wow it's like I really am playing an N64 game

just because it has a similar aesthetic to Portal with 80% of it being white doesn't mean that they're similar.

>uaaaahh thicc muh dik ungngnng!!!!

This thread is proof that Cred Forums deserves the current state of the videogame industry. It's your fault.

>Feels insulted when a sexy woman is put in front of him

You may just be gay.

looks more like a early xbox 360 game

videogames are great now

You're a retard if you think attractive characters is the problem with the state of the video game industry

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can we all agree this is pretty much a survival horror game?

>sexy characters are directly linked to pre-launch paid DLC and early access bullshit

The game dev was shilling it a few weeks ago with the same 2 images, and now he's come back with more screenshots and shit to spam with his daily threads.

The game's mediocre and soulless with a "thicc meme" android insert to appeal to Cred Forumsirgins.

definitely.
Sometimes, enemies respawn in previously cleared rooms.Almost got a heart attack a few times.

>OUR GAME IS HARD
>"what are you fighting for though? What makes the difficulty satisfying for the player?"
>uh
>"Is the only thing you do the entire game just open doors and push buttons? Where's the sense of progression?"
>Th-there's combat!
>"How complex is it?"
>uhhhh HEY LOOK TITTIES

>The game dev was shilling it a few weeks ago with the same 2 images

The devs are Russian and barely speak English.

Can I outright play as a different character?
Honestly game may be god tier, but when I look at that thing I feel like puking.

So according to Cred Forums

>mindless pandering and sexual focus is okay if it's an anime art style

>353106210
mate it has 100 reviews on steam, it was being shilled here before it was even properly greenlit too.

There were threads of it back then and they're still here because the developer wants to get some dollary doos.

I'm gonna buy this simply because I want more games with huge titted protagonists and it will give me something to do this afternoon.

>muh shills!

The game devs are foreigners who have shoddy English. They probably don't even know what Cred Forums is.

Cred Forums loves to think it's important enough for shilling though.

Buy and uplaod for fellow anons

you're and idiot
it's not a game trying to hide it's porn, it's a game trying to show that it's porn.

How can you be so gay that you look at girls and want to vomit?

>tfw not payweek

i really want to support this cancer but i cant right now

there's hardly any gameplay shown, the occasional climbing for 5 seconds and the occasional shooting for 2 seconds and then just 10 seconds of epic jiggling trying to trigger horny boys into buying it.

>That thing
>Girl

Because her tits are too big.
Huge ass small tits is where it's at.

>people whining about shills
>when you can literally buy the game and play for under 2 hours and request a refund if it's shit
wew

>Robot/Machine

>Fat

What a shit game.

Overly sexual games can be entertaining not just for your dick but also for the absurdity alone (depending on how tongue-in-cheek or over-the-top it is).

This game just looks like bland, lazy fapbait though (MC's design is awful in particular) and I don't see the appeal. It most likely got shilled a lot.

Call me when we have a well-done sexy robutt game and not this shit.

Robot girl. Jeez Louise get off my back.

nobody is uploading it because when they do, other people will see how awful the game is for themselves

This guy knows what the fuck is up

>criticizes game for poor gameplay
>criticizes game for azz and tiddies
>posts memewatch

Please there is no torrent yet. Id do it myself if i new how any of that works, and i dont have the game either

it's not for fapping though. it's an action survival game.
Seems like you never played a proper porn game.

>Call me when we have a well-done sexy robutt game
Working on it
Seeing how low everyone's standards are makes it an easy goal to achieve

More like because there's a fucking demo where you can play the game for free.

Stop being a lazy shit expecting others to help you.

I would rather have this game shilled so we get better versions and stories. Cred Forums doesn't understand this world runs on money in order to exist and stay relevant

>the mine room

That was a dirty fucking trick

my niggers

What the hell.

wtf am I looking at

cyka bylat

>we live in an age where people will complain about sex appeal

How depressing.

So you admit the game has bad gameplay?

You live in an Age where they can only complain but can't actually do anything.

Blame moot for inviting tumblr

>liking small tits
just no

It's because Cred Forums has more or less been taken over by Reddit and Tumblr

So you like men?
Good to know.

Where are the keys fag

damn... look at that ass... lol, easy buy for a guy like me. love ass and titties. gotta get it

>2025
>boston dynamics yearly progress meeting
>"boss, we'd like to request funds for a thicc sexbot project"
>boss checks the hypernet
>"I'm sorry, looks like in 2016, not many people liked haydee, I can't give you the funds"
>aawwww

get this one instead

I personally have accepted I wouldn't have bought it if not for the big tits.

Who cares? I love tits. Tits make me happy. Boob physics are cool.

pretty sad tbhfam

>we live in an age where people are so blinded by sex appeal that they don't mind the utterly mediocre game underneath

How depressing.

people who dont think reddit cucks and sjw's overan Cred Forums are retarded. this thread and practically any other sexy videogame thread is proof.

TORRENT WHEN

seems pretty tumblr/reddit to me to be accepting of people's deviant fixation on jacking off to cartoons. it's anti tumblr/anti safe space to feel the opposite

the most depressing thing is that after the gamergate shitstorm, when someone is saying that something is sexist here you can't tell if it's either a shitposter, a real SJW or both, at least this guy is right I wonder what will make this site even worse next

>Make game that almost ZERO people will talk about
>Add le half robot women with big asses so that shitholes like Cred Forums will make threads about it 24/7
>Ends up succeeding solely based on that despite not being good game
>Now faggots will let post-purchase rationalization control their 'opinion' as they defend the game religiously

You guys are such mindless followers. Lol.

Give keys already faggot

>everything needs to be a ground-breaking bar-setting masterpiece

ya fuck off

The jiggle physics aren't even good

Why do you care so much

What's wrong with wanting ass?

>even using the term safe space

Poor attempt at hiding, Tumblr

Keys or GTFO fag

>seems pretty tumblr/reddit to me to be accepting

Dumbest post on Cred Forums today

boob physics seem pretty hard to do. is there a game with good boob physics ?

>if you dislike big tits you are gay
then all petite grills are doomed because they can't find anyone that will like them without being criticized by society for being a gay in denial?
ok, thanks for opening my eyes shitposter-kun

>Play demo
>Game is actually alright
>Faggots on an anonymous imageboard however will push that the game is bad just because of the character design

>>>/reddit/

Good luck. At least make the MC somewhat well designed.

Several people have already explained that the sex appeal is not the problem, it's the focus around it.

The game doesn't seem to offer much, the steam page is awfully vague, even the shill just keeps saying
>It's like portal bro
>you can shoot it's difficult
>solve puzzles

even though a majority of the webm's that've been shown on all these threads have been trying to focus on 'thicc robot titty'.

Hell, the one webm in this thread that has any kind of action that isn't related to showing off the character's ass or tits was followed up shortly by 10 seconds of ass and tits.

It just looks like the game doesn't have much going for it other than that.

found the white, gray, and black leg color mod if your all interested steamcommunity.com/app/530890/discussions/0/343787283769392391/

So a mediocre game without a thicc robot is okay because you said so? Nah, you're gay.

For 17 bucks I'll check it out though and support the development of this game and hopefully more like it.

It's not like I buy many games anymore, or as if there is much worth buying

TORRENT WHEN???

>petite
More like underdeveloped little girls

Give those keys you faggot

>purchase

>the problem is not sex appeal
>The problem is that you like a game because of the sex appeal

Where am I

I need to leave this place

It's not that great. It's a freeware game that cost money. Got my refund tho

Naw I'm just throwing gasoline on the fire. I'm just here for the jiggling robot breasts.

>seems pretty tumblr/reddit to me to be accepting of people's deviant fixation on jacking off to cartoons

Pretending it's a good video game so other retards will also get suckered in is bad. It increases the pool of idiots to the point where, like most rapidly growing fanbases, will instigate arguments with everyone else, which will in turn create an anti-game hatebase that will form as backlash to the obnoxious people pro-game.

Basically Undertale again.

TORRENT FUCKING WHEN

You know it would be cool if there were armor upgrades and that was one of them.

That looks like only one color though, black

I can't believe in a post-Gone Home industry filth like this is still produced.

It's sick. You're sick.

...

If a game makes me diamonds why shouldn't it get supported?

these people trying to be heroes and save the industry from this "cancer" probably play shit like dota and overwatch themselves

Faggot give keys already

I like how no one tries to dispute this.

The niggerest taste.

I don't even know where to begin with explaining why what you said is dumb

just imagine Haydee to be gay, would that make it ok?

The problem is the sexualization and objectification.

No one likes this. It's demeaning and wrong on so many levels.

>people all piling shit on this game because the developer is trying to sell it with an off brand Oblivion sex mod tier main character
>It still manages to look like it had more than effort put into it than 90% of the other indie shit that gets farted out onto steam

>it isn't early access, what a travesty!

Kill yourself.

Not really anything new, user if you look at games from past gens.

Props to the dev(s?) since they cashed in on the thicc meme and such at the right moment. Wonder how much they'll make.

>he actually wants early access shit
This meme was a mistake.

if you faggots played the game you'd know it's fun

This thread is proof that Tumblr has seeded itself into Cred Forums permanently.

The game could use some more polish but it's honestly okay. It doesn't really do anything clever or innovative, but it's not bad by any measure. Always fun to see rooms become more connected with time as you progress, even if it's nothing new. If it was a free game or bundled with another game I think people would pretty happy with it. Probably isn't worth the $15 in its current state.

The phat robot is kinda fun to look at I guess. I'd prefer a more bottom heavy version with how much its ass is shoved in your face.

that dick looks just like mine, how uncanny.

what? tumblr is all about sexual deviancy/inclusion of ascribers to weird fetishes, which would qualify you if shit like this game appeals to you. pretty funny to see you guys squirm at the implication that you're not much different than your bogeymen

4 non replies

lmao.
look at this guy, he cares about the feelings of a fictional robot.

Oh I'm gonna be playing it within the hour

I also may or may not have pants on

Just because it looks like less shit than the typical indie shit doesn't make it not shit.

There's a hell of a lot of room to fill between groundbreaking and mediocre, friend

>So a mediocre game without a thicc robot is okay because you said so? Nah, you're gay.
Boy you really jammed those words right in my mouth
Why is it okay to vehemently defend a mediocre game just because it makes your weiner hard?

Not when it's video game sexual stuff. Then it's a problem to them

>tumblr is about inclusion

dumbest post on Cred Forums

i agree:

>I'm an idiot that is incapable of critical thinking, so I'm going to pretend to be smart by not saying anything :)

on topic though, pic related

No one is pretending the game is "good", everyone is saying it's a solid game with tits and ass being a bonus, nothing more. What the fuck is wrong with you and your god damn victim complex that you need to make up shit so you can some how feel validated with your retarded opinions?

Haydee threads are 90% fucking dpishits like you shitting your pants and crying that a game that doesn't cater to you got released and the other 10% is people who bought the game trying to help each other out. All Haydee threads have shown me is that there really IS no difference between the Cred Forums and reddit userbase.

He's saying Overmemers shouldn't pretend to have standards when they play such shit.

Can't wait for Cred Forums to shoehorn itself in the website instead, replace the word "patriarchy" with "Jews" and the word "oppression" with "censorship", never to leave ever again.

it's really weird how there are people who played the game, and people who hate the game.
Like, there is nothing in between.
It's the exact same discussions people had on steam a day ago. Cred Forums is becoming a slower steam forum.

I have

It's not

This is exactly what it looked like thanks bro.

How big?

I want Haydee to sit on my face with enough force to shove my head up her fat, brown ass.

At least Cred Forums doesn't yell at you if you find a girl attractive, unlike these Tumblrites.

>wah wah wah other people have different opinions and it hurts my feelings

Not even going to bother reading the whole thing

pls share the steam rip when you've finished downloading. It's a single player game, you don't even need that bandwidth while playing (as in oh no if I upload it I'm going to lag in game)

>megumeme is tumblr
kill youself

6.5

I can't even tell if posts like these are actually serious or just fishing for (You)s.

I'm fairly certain that the people hating the game haven't even played the game. It's not a terrible game, but it's not excellent or anything either.

I jacked off three times already. Take THAT feminism.

>Tumblr is ruining the thread
>YEAH BUT IT'S Cred Forums YOU GOTTA WATCH OUT FOR

you laugh, but I would play that, a female protag brawler sounds good. If it were this chick up against Nathan Drake it would be 100% more believable.

>wah wah wah other people have different opinions

Funny, that's exactly what the people crying about the game are crying about. Please jump off the nearest bridge. With any luck the fall won't kill you immediately.

Make tits 1/6th the size and ass twice the size and you got a deal user. Sold.

I LIKE BIG

Porn when.
PORN WHEN?!

thats the score i would give this game

I don't think this website is what you think this website is.

>1/6th
I'll settle for 1/2 if it means a twice as large ass and thighs.

It's like pottery.

If you've ever been to tumblr you'd know that SJWs are a vocal and reviled minority
The bulk of it is porn blogs as degenerate as the worst of us

Demeaning to whom? I wasn't aware Haydee was a real person.

Look on tumblr, youll find alot of it

Just play the game, the keycards and ammo boxes all have naked pictures of Haydee on them

Dark grey master race

All these mods and not one to give her an actually decent design

by fewer features you mean no Portal Gun, right?
The most core and defining feature of Portal?

The game is already out, relax.

the annoying people migrated to Cred Forums.
the artists stayed.

No, not when Tumblr is known for shit like headmates, white privilege, fat shaming/acceptance, otherkin, and other autistic shit.

Shes considered half human i think

Demeaning to real women.

Men who see smut like this damages the perception of women in society. It's hurtful and harmful to the community at large.

Because there's no torrent/mega

Such a shit """""game""""""

that was very plesant to look at.

Still not a real person.

the game is nothing like portal in any way except for aesthetics. I don't understand why people are still making this comparison. it's literally a survival horror game with elements of platforming.

Nova is my favorite warframe too.

Mmm lets hope she lights up a big bad fart

i see faggot anime pictures and someone saying some annoying/unfunny shit like "I also may or may not have pants on" and i think tumblr. what can i say

Image search came up negative, can you sauce me?

True

>Men who see smut like this damages the perception of women in society.

Studies show it actually does the opposite. Men who constantly surround themselves in porn gain such a refined preference into the women they like that they stop finding real women attractive, and this loss of attraction makes them treat women like they would men.

interesting reply, i'll think about it for a while

So you're new to Cred Forums and probably underage.

Kill yourself and get the fuck off my board.

Games like these prove the feminists right. You are an embarrassment to the title of "gamer".

I'd agree that it's survival horror in the essence of gameplay mechanics, like limited supplies and even limited saves, but it's light on actual horror. Honestly, with a lot of refinements and care, this game has potential to flower into a decent game series. Assuming the devs even care about making a sequel of course.

konosuba is normalfag as fuck

Kill yourself

Good thing I'm not gay and don't call myself a "gamer."

0 for 2 unsurprisingly

>people paid money for this

LOL

That's literally the definition of vocal, dipshit
Do you think Cred Forums and Cred Forums represents Cred Forums as a whole?

>no game discussion
>just endless bickering

The title of "gamer" is not one to be worn with any sort of pride in the first place. It's like singling yourself out as a "nerd".

It proves that people are all for more women in video games. Especially as main characters.

I paid for both Senran Kagura games on 3DS. I did buy Shinovi Versus on steam. I would buy Gal Gun if it wasn't priced over 30$. I have no issue with sexualizing characters in the name of fanservice, but I am a bit creeped out by the idea of character design in which you have literally an object without face and only human elements are oversexualized to the max.
Also 3rd person doesn't seem to benefit gameplay in any way, actually camera seems to be more focused on showing character ass on half the screen than anything else. Also I don't think that puzzle game is a good fit for blatant fanservice.

I am not ok with this crap. Seems cheap and pathetic.

You guys are just being ironic, right?

You don't find this juvenile shit appealing, do you? For a board obsessed with making videogames mature and art, you sure indulge in things that are the complete opposite of that.

This isn't a game, it's pornography. It drags the entire medium down.

People pay money for fucking erotic novels.

Yeah, people pay money to read words about sex.

What a shitty game.

first time on Cred Forums?

Nobody save for a few select perverts like myself have actually bought it yet and there's no torrent supposedly, it can't be helped.

Honestly, I thought it would have been hilarious if the ending had a skinny guy unzip the character and step out of it as it was an outfit, with the notable parts being storage sacs for stuff like power generators and whatnot.

You in the other hand are a good representation to the title of "tryhard"

Teah it's just shitflinging, with telling posters with different opinions to go back to tumblr or whatever is the gaia of this era. Shame, the thread could've been decent if people just ignored shitposts.

>For a board obsessed with making videogames mature and art

Who are you quoting? Because it isn't Cred Forums.

>the shills are now false flagging by calling Cred Forums tumblr

This isn't your regular shilling
This is advanced shilling.

So the tl;dr version of this post is

>it's okay to make sexual games if it's an anime art style
>but if it's not an anime art style it's a travesty

Nice double standards weeb

>caring about what feminist think

>For a board obsessed with making videogames mature and art
Who supports that cancer? Games are games, they are not art and shouldn't strive to be labelled as such.

Here's your reply, don't spend all these (You)s in one place.

Just remember everything begins as novelty. I'm sick and tired of being shamed as to what is acceptable

No one gives a shit about Cred Forums you stupid virgin. Now stop parroting the "shill" meme you autists keep spouting.

SHe got huge ass and tits, of course Cred Forums already discussed it.

>You are an embarrassment to the title of "gamer"

B-b-but user, "gamers are dead" :3:3:3

First of all, bait.

>a board obsessed with making videogames mature and art
I laughed.
>This isn't a game, it's pornography.
But noone in the game is nude and nobody get's fucked.

This game should be at most worth half of what is currently is

Just be honest and say you don't like it because it's not anime

Fuck off shill

Remember when Cred Forums valued personality and intelligence in female characters?

Then Cred Forums invaded.

>Cred Forums
>actually try out the games they try and shit on
>even when there's a demo available

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Got it and refunded it, it's not bad but it's not what I expected, and a bit too boring.

>feminists get triggered by a game showing all women aren't cookie-cutter twigs
>this somehow proves feminists right

My point is that the game looks like shit. It looking like shit would be somewhat acceptable if it was in early access.

I think that was before 2002
I wasn't there back then

>For a board obsessed with making videogames mature and art
You must be new

this website is a lot different from tumblr

This is retarded. You're retarded.

Your favorite Senran is shit.

Maybe if there wasn't a blatant shilling thread up 24/7 we wouldn't bitch so much

Considering tumblr and reddit browse here not really.

So before Cred Forums even existed? Makes sense.

you got the joke :-] ha

>Shilling
>A fucking indie game by a handful of Ruskies who can't speak English probably living in a bloc squalor on vodka and bread

Yeah because who wants to talk about games that just released. There should be a new board rule where all games need to be out for a month before anyone can make threads about it. Otherwise it's 100% shilling.

>one thread up
>for a game that just came out
Does this overt shilling have no end?

It's impossible to tell which of these posts are shitposting and which of these are Tumblrwhales legitimately believing what they type.

Either way I have been reminded of how shit Cred Forums has become.

It's acceptable to be of any other sexual orientation beside robot.

We want our freedom

Why even bitch? Why not ignore the thread and move on with your day? Is your life so empty that you need to create problems everywhere you go? People like you are cancer.

You're even more deluded to believe that tumblrwhales are actually here right now.

When is someone going to upload this shit? Every time I search for a torrent I just get porn movies in the results.

I was hoping it'd be like $10 at most myself. Just gonna wait for a sale.

>if I don't like it has to be Cred Forums
Cred Forums has been having not-porn vidya image dumps from day one. The "downfall" you're thinking about started around when Zero Suit Samus got popular, well before Cred Forums.

>shilling
>shilling
>shilling shilling shilling shilling shilling
>shilling shilling shilling shilling shilling shilling shilling shilling shilling shilling shilling shilling shilling shilling shilling shilling shilling shilling

Holy fuck edgy autism at it's finest. Please proceed.

They've been here for a while though.

Guys got a point. Why even bitch about this game, or even thread in the first place? Its just one thread in the tons of others.

WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE TORRENTS YOU PIECES OF SHIT I'M NOT PAYING FOR THIS PORN GAME REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>insulted

Jesus it is ~5$ bux in my country let just each drop 1$ and I will buy and upload it

that post must've been hard for you to make. very bold to whine vaguely/shake your fist at the sky. would like to read more

>Yeah because who wants to talk about games that just released
Nobody talks about the game, it's just imagedumps of fat robot butts

You sound like the autistic one with that outburst, sperg.

Considering there's no era of Cred Forums that would have liked this game you are just deluding yourself

Point is that it's not character... it's a sex object. It doesn't have human features other than the ones that you want to masturbate to.

It doesn't matter wheter it's anime or not, it's creepy. This is just a nurse from Silent Hill, but without any meaning behind it and without playing on the horror vibe. And nurses in Silent Hill were supposed to be a symbol of seeing all other women as walking sex dispensers.
No, your favourite senran is shit.

They're here. Anyone you see crying about Cred Forums for no reason is definitely a Gamerghazi poster.

The choice of true patricians.

>implying the people who are complaining about the game are even mentioning the gameplay

It's nothing but crying about the character design.

Then you're not getting to play it.

See how that works? It's called stealing for a reason.

You are responsible for denuvo

They literally aren't. It'd be infinitely more believable to blame reddit instead. At least that's viable as a scapegoat
tumblrites flock to the safespaces of Cred Forums. There's even less of them on /lgbt/ than Cred Forums. Why the fuck would they be here

>For a board obsessed with making videogames mature and art

What kind of bizarro Cred Forums are you even talking about?

Oh yeah, and I'm sure the random girls that pop up in Gal Gun have so much more character.

Just admit you only don't like it because it's not anime already

I'm just in it for the fat robot titties I don't even care about the gameplay.

I dont have money for it cuz im a poorfag. Go figure

>Gets put down like the bitch he is
>W-wahhh y-you're the autistic one

>Attempts to de-validate "it's not anime" accusation
>Posts another anime reaction reply
>kek

Probably because nobody has played this piece of shit and people are only interested in the porn

Because after GG they saw an opportunity to enforce their thoughts here. It's why borderline male porn threads stay up but girl ones don't, and why games are now criticized for having attractive characters on here now.

At least this man is being honest and not trying to ruin everyone's time.

What if the point of it is to be a sex object?

What would be wrong with it? Literally nothing, people can make games about whatever the fuck they want.

Crying about it on a vietnamese png view space and squeeing about not going to buy it because of that isn't going to change shit and noone cares.

Why go into a thread talking about the game only to shit on the game and say why you're not buying it?

Cred Forums is a popular board with an extremely low barrier of entry. People from all corners of the internet gather here, and you're naive if you don't think so. It isn't like how it used to be.

Reddit, Neogaf, Tumblr, you name it.

>that /ss/
help, my dick needs medical attention

Yeah this game looks pretty fucking gross and shitty. Jesus christ! That character design is not only gross, it's also laaaaaazy as fuck. And I write that as a fetish artist myself. What disturbs me the most is that it looks like they just chopped someone's head off and mounted a droid head on the bleeding stump of her neck. That 'helmet' does not look big enough to fit a human head.

Why does an android need skin? Or breasts? Or an ass? And why does it wear a thong swimsuit? If it's primary purpose is whatever the hell platforming is in the game, why is it designed to be like this? I mean, you'd think the robot would be in a porn game, where the courses are all simply learning sex positions and penis anatomy, so what gives?

Then again, this isn't the first terrible game that's sold on sex appeal. But at least in DOA volleyball, it makes sense for the characters to be wearing skimpy clothing. I mean, they're on a beach. Here, this is a scientific facility. Why design a robot like this if it's just for platforming and puzzles?

Aside from all the obvious things wrong with the protagonist design, the whole aesthetic of the game is just ripped off wholesale from Portal. It looks so much like Aperture Science that I mistook it for the world's worst Portal mod at first. Of course there's someone in the comments justifying it with "she's a robot". Well from the gifs presented, that might explain the utterly unrealistic appearance, but it doesn't explain the jiggle physics unless her robot breasts have their own gravity or something.

This is peak Cred Forums; A broken, terribly balanced game mistaken for challenging, with a creepy and unappealing main character mistaken as sexy.

There's a fucking demo you inbred retard. They could EASILY try it out.

>kotaku
is this real?
my sides.

5$ is too much for a fanservice indie puzzle game