Minecon 2016

>kids enjoying themselves doing stupid kid things
>self aware dedotated wam kid
>little mini feminist that gets shut down quick by a panelist that don't buy into meme shit
Yeah, it wasn't that bad. The only terrible thing is that it was a publicised event. Kids should embarrass themselves in the safety of their own homes.

The kids were okay. They're just fucking kids, man. Most of us were probably that bad when we were young or even worse. Don't even try to pretend otherwise.

The only really bad thing there was the fat tumblrina trying to convince people that almost half of the people playing video games were female, in that really fucking annoying tumblr-ish way.

Otherwise, the other one from 2013 was far worse.

I didn't shitpost about gender politics in a videogame con as a kid

>Guys are more likely to label themselves than girls who are more "It's just something I do"
You lying bitch. Women do it all the time to compete with other women.

>even playing Sudoku at home makes you a gamer
Seems more like they were trying to contain any kind of social agenda and include everyone so there wouldn't be a shitstorm

>all those kids in the background dabbing

>>shy extrovert
Accurately describes "introverts" to a T

I wasn't there nor did I watch the whole thing, but why was there, what it looked like to be, a whole panel of women speaking?

What's with the arm thing?
the Usain Bolt one.

that statement is literally the complete opposite of reality

It was here yesterday, and the day before that
youtube.com/watch?v=J_2ROQMeAGg
youtube.com/watch?v=JTvh66LvxdQ

No idea.
Yep full of shit.
Also

>Minecraft novel
Why?

Hello I'm eastern europoor

Can someone explain to me what the fuck is everything in this video

the kids dabbing look like the retards in the wheelchair with bone issues.

MKtheWorst is fucking fine as hel.

What a joke panel though.

>"Anyone can be a gamer, even if it means just...doing Sudoku on your phone."

Fucking what?

From where do the children have that position they do all the time?

Had to balance out the fact dudes running every other event, except for the eye candy

>Fat pasty tard tries to mock the guy with the speech impediment in an earlier minecon
>Turns out to be even more spastic that the person he was impersonating.

Autistic people shouldn't try humor.

Kids'll buy it.

My friends and I look up sick 12 year olds dabbing when we're drunk and do it in Uncharted 4 to an extreme so it's like an ironic pleasure to see this.

I wish it would stop though.

>Carmack?

What in the fuck he is doing there?

What does MineCon need to be fun?

>that autist who recited the dedotated wam meme

>minecon is like watching a car crash: it's horrible but you can't look away
>we need to make it fun ^_^

Minecraft vr shit

>we need to make it fun ^_^
oh i know lets put a cape on the car!
theyll love it!

he is autism after all

>are you planning on adding console exclusives to the game?
>will you add console exclusives to make the game more interesting
what compels these people to think that console exclusives are a good thing?

at 5 seconds, is that anthony burch?

>It's fucking minecraft
>It's fucking minecraft
>It's fucking minecraft
>It's fucking minecraft

Why does this need to exist

brainwashing by happy merchants

the future is bright only for those who close their eyes

It's like a mindbreak doujin, but the faceless man is a faceless corporation.

Steve

Buying a pc is too complicated for them and they're literal children, their brains aren't all there yet.

no

It's called dabbing. Think it's some nigger shit or something.

Post more Masters of DOOM.

you misunderstood the kid, he wanted exclusives so people would have to buy every version
for some reason

Humanity dont deserve to go in space now just in 100 years, maybe more or never.

So, just to confirm it, CrowbCat is a Cred Forumsirgen, right?

>Be 11 or 12 years old
>Your friend has a different console than you
>He taunts you every day saying his console is better and you cry
>Want console exclusives to get back at him and make him cry

>sudoku

Sadooku*

Oh what the fuck
He's just some spoiled autismo with every copy then.

>ctrl+f
>0 results for twirly
the evil has been defeated

>his videos are full of shitty Cred Forums memes and he shills his videos here
GEE I WONDER

>kids REEEEEE'ing
>dabbing
>console exclusives
>autism
>lewd sheep
>dediwaded wam
>loli Tails cosplay
>shout out if you have a youtube channel
>minecraft novel for "us kids"
>Harambe
>qt presentor

I wished i had John Carmak's autism rather than not chris chan but still a fuck up autism

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Would you a Stampy?

Holy fuck Jeb is such an autism.

>dabbing
What the fuck is wrong with kids nowadays? Whatever happened to smoking?

>that dabbing

Whites are so fucking pathetic

>That Stampy cosplay
>The actual skin in minecraft was based off Fidget from Dust: An Elysian Tail
>that Stampy faggot went "lolno it's a cat" or some shit
>now hoards of children think of something from a decent game as the persona of some autistic youtuber

I wish the skin had wings on it so stampy couldn't have used it. Everything about that faggot makes my blood boil

twirly gif where?

This is what happens when you give birth to children in your 30s

More

They should just rename this to autism con

My niece and faggy nephew watch that faggot and play minecraft.

I tried to get them playing some good games but they seem contempt to like shit.

>dust
>decent

Yiff in hell

masters of doom would make such a great fucking movie.. but nah, instead let's make five different ones about that asshole steve jobs.

I mean the kids asking cringe questions is ok, i mean they are just kids and talking in front of so many people is probably not always easy. But man the older people have no excuse

For a game mostly made by one guy it was solid. Not some fantastic GOTY material, but a solid 7/10

30 is pretty normal dude. Move out of your third world tier bro-logic

>that mini feminist

shes brainwashed. Her mom is probably a tumblr whale

yeah that was grim

it's what happens when kids grow up with people telling that all of their problems are someone elses fault, it's the same with blm.

Terakjk's videos of minecon are better, Crowb.

What was that that self advertisement about. Why did he say cringe at the end?

Is this the thread for spergs who are too afraid to leave their basements to laugh at other spergs who aren't afraid to leave their basements?

>do you find it hard to compete in a world of gaming where it's male dominated
i want to marry this loli

don't have that many and my pdf of the book is gone and I don't remember where I got it

>Anyone can be a gamer, even if your doing a sudoku on your phone

Kill me

>literally asking developers to add exclusive content to every platform and every edition so he can buy them all

Playing video games while underage should be illegal. If you're caught playing vidya while being underage, either you or your parents should be put in prison.

>Playing video games while underage should be illegal.
Yes, because we didn't grow up playing video games and doing/saying goofy shit as children. You know what should be illegal: allowing parents to bring autistic fucks like you into adulthood.

Take a step back and access your life: you're suggesting that children ought be locked up for enjoying video games. You insufferable fucking manchild.

I feel like there's something that he forgot to put in the video

What a waste of big fat tits

and the developer was disgusted by the question kek

I remember as a kid I was playing outside with my friends, not going to some video game con to ask the developers to add exclusive content to every fucking console version so I can buy them all.

>50% of footage is about youtube
What went wrong

Pretty sure that even as a kid I wasn't that much of a retarded shmuck, but then again I didn't grow up in an ultraconsumerist pavement wasteland like the USA so there wasn't anything to rot my brain.

And re-educate her into a proper human being?

this

this is the reason notch sold this shit

Gortozet 'm eus, gortozet pell

He did well to be honest, if I had so much money in front of me I would take it as well.

Best qt!

he's leading the team for minecraft vr

what is it with all those little kids and the dabbing

I don't even know what dabbing is

>I wasn't cringy or annoying at all as a child!
uh huh

partially true
its magnified by a few thousand percent now

>not julia hardy

Gonna have to agree.
Name?

>Mmm
The book seems to be rather authentic

No idea

this is how i see console war threads on Cred Forums

>not twirly

Welp.

Who's the blonde grill?

fucking kek

>guy makes fun of the dedidated wam kid
>turns out he is even worse

>dedidated wam was 3 years ago

youtube.com/watch?v=wsO-Td0hqXo

>I'm a computer programmer
This seems straight out of an 80's movie. Camera shows a close-up shot of Carmack escorted by two bodyguards while he gives a little smirk, music suddenly rises to emphasize this badass moment. A Master of Doom movie would be cool.

Romero and Carmack seem like they were total fucking bros. I'd be curious to see them join for one last hurrah.

>this room's too loud
>these nerds smell like shit
>are all these children autistic?
>I don't even play this retarded game
>I just want to go home and look at cats on facebook

>that girl at 4:55

>muh fucking dick

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I wanna fuck chris

>MALE DOMINATED INDUSTRY
>48% AND CLINBING
>FAT UGLY GAMURGIRL WHORE

what the actual fuck? why?

why is half the minecraft dev team composed of fat women?
what the fuck happened?

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>harambe
>harambe
>harambe

I fucking hate this facebook meme

>that guy who went around yellling about keemstar and memes

is this what a Cred Forumsirgin looks like outside of this board?

I hated that bitch anyway.

She sure seems like a "fun" person to be around.

Why are you fucks so focused on her statistics there? While that half of all gamers shit was a little off, she did a great jop with that question.

I was just happy she popped that little girls ideology bubble.

She didn't say 'Oh, it's really hard little girl but we can do it! Girl power!' she said 'Nah, it's not bad at all and it's not as much of a boys club as some say'. Which is the correct answer.

You cunts are so easily triggered. You should start a blog about it.

So now many cuties were there

No, a Cred Forumsirgin never goes outside

And i still want to fuck wam's mam

Oh what
Are console wars so prominent kids expect devs to just randomly add X feature as an exclusive for only Y console?

What the fuck was that kid trying to say about console exclusives?

he was asking if they'd create exclusive features for various console versions.

because that's not completely fucking retarded at all.

future of america

*dabs*

He was asking for exclusive content for each console/platform.

>She didn't say
basically she've just said that
also
sudoku on iphone is not gaming

i'm triggered because of her ugliness and "dick in mouth" pronunciation

pretty much. Cred Forums is infested with underage meme faggots.

Oh I know who you are Chris Hansen but you see I call you Chris Handsome, I watch your tv show all the time...

>basically she've just said that
the fuck does that even mean? She came no where near spewing tumblr girl power shit.

I will agree with the sudoku not being gaming, but I'm pretty sure it was the more attractive lady on the panel that said that.

She was fat, ugly, and had that lisp though. I guess it's why I was pleasantly surprised when she didn't go full tumblr. Fully expected a 'knowing' sigh, a self-righteous chuckle, and a speech about identity politics. Instead she gave a real answer.

The fact she was fat and ugly means she fits right in with a lot of male devs desu.

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now he is another old fart. his time is over.

>Battle-ax! Battle-ax!

reminds me of the SLAP DICK! WoW raid

>That one stupid fuck who takes an obviously hyperbolic statement seriously to try and appear superior to another person

No user. That guy honestly wanted children and their parents imprisoned for playing video games. Obviously.

At least one every thread. Why do they do this?

like 5 years ago the term Youtuber didn't even exist

what the hell happened to the world and internet

>People weren't really awkward this year and kids just enjoyed themselves.
>This isn't an "cringe" compilation, more of a nutshell.
>There's still a few highlights but nothing like previous Minecons. There was very few streamed Q&As and events.
> They're replacing live panels with boring intermission talks, picking up questions from twitter instead of the crowd, so this could be the last compilation.

>last compilation
>last compilation
>last compilation

RIP Minecon cringe montages

I'm pretty sure Minecraft LPs and other dumb stuff were around back in 2011.

>femalesth make up about 48 persthcent of gamersth
i died.

So this is.....the power.....of autism....woah

I seriously need to watch Hansen vs Predator this week

If only there was a way to convert this concentrate autism into usable energy.

come back fitz, we miss you

No man should have so much power.

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WE

I can think of one

>>This isn't an "cringe" compilation
Did we watch the same video?

>What went wrong
You posting this image probably you fucking autistic weeb

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Slavery. Just make some sort of treadmill style generator, then make say 50 of them. Then send autists to run on it by saying it's part of Sonic training camp. Gotta go fast kids, dont you wanna be like sonic?

Stop, you're actually making me feel things this time.

evidence that you should have won the cold war

>Shy extrovert
Is this some new normie meme?

i have no idea who stacyplays is but i wanna cuddle and fuck her gently

fucking based

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>tfw you fell in love with the stampy qt girl

I didn't like way the show started

This is why mommy made her wear shorts underneath.

America is so doomed.

I'm glad I'm gonna see how it destroys itself in my lifetime.

And daddy made her wear the rest

How can anyone be excited by this? It always surprises me how weird you people are.

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This. Way too old.

>tfw no autistic gf to play minecraft with

How does a man come back from the dead?

>one of the first questions is literally "can you guys add exclusive content to force people to buy multiple versions"

I don't know why, but this sickened me more than anything else.

She's gonna get blacked any day soon. Then Cred Forums will lose interest.

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who's kimstar?

What in the fuck went wrong with this game? Back in 2009 I loved playing it now it's this.... an autistic children's haven.

im reporting this thread to the fbi fucking sickos

You grew up.

awwww

still if i ever have a daughter i will never allow her to be in a shit fest like that one or wear that kind of costume.

Can you report the rest of minecon to them as well?

H-how cute
N-no pedo, though

>When Kevin came to work with a bloody wound on his knee, they scanned that in too

Sounds like Brutal Doom.

>N-no pedo
Sure, fuck off weeb.

Wasnt this shit in your country last year? Dont lie to us.

Wtf

>i'm stampy
thats fidget you dumb fuck god stupid kids

>stampy
>twirly
Christ. Am I actually becoming a wizard?

>minecraft novel

where is the webm?
you know what i'm talking about

user there are way easier ways to get pictures of little girls showing her panties you know, eastern Europe is a shitty place to live.

Didn't Keemstar end up being a pedo?

american culture

but muh green dress

yeah that was confusing, got quite the laugh out of it
some sort of weird desperation and failure that went with it somehow made it funny to me

>11 year old
>6 inch shorts

Fuck this generation of parents. Parents should be hanged for making their daughters into pedo bait.

What the fuck happend to devs like that?

>complains about anime
>on (what started as) an anime imageboard

kek'd at the dedicated wam guy

>making fun of kids with disabilities wow so funny haha
grow up

They got old and were replaced by nu-males.

What webm? And you better post it so I know you're not making shit up

This isn't your safe space, user, go away.

fuck

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transgenders started to become a thing.

>Transgender
>Not a thing in the 80's and 90's
>Glam rock didn't exist
>Drag queens didn't exist

are you retarded or just Cred Forums?

He's referring to the description

>you will never experience this sense of comradery

>"Any hdr or graphics stuff for the new ps4 pro?"
Sonyggers once again proving how pathetic they are

There's a difference between wearing a costume and turning it into your identity while demanding the world bow down to your every whim.

neither, it's just that drag queens didn't argue with you about """"""""""safe"""""""""" spaces in society
not so sure about glam rock though

The difference were they were just dressing to be different, not actually taking hormones and cutting off their body parts.

Also
>Can you give us console exclusive content so we have something to fight about?

you know most drag queens were/are trannies right? They dressed in drag and made a show of it because they didn't want to be ridiculed and beaten to death.

Look up any famous drag queen and you'll see their legal name is different from their birth name and/or they present as a woman in their day to day lives. You'd have to be pretty ignorant to think otherwise

Seth "DUDE" Rogan is making a film about the 90s console war between SEGA and Nintendo.

That's pretty fucking badass, and that ending sounds like a 80s one liner. Damn, what a stud.

Yeah but at least those drag queens were manly and understood they will never truly be women. They were okay with that.

Trannies these days honestly believe they can become a woman in mind, soul & body.

I can't watch this shit. I just can't.

Drag queen (noun): a man who dresses up in women's clothes, typically for the purposes of entertainment.

because the journo made that up

if you want to see just how great carmack is as a programmer look no further than megatextures and id tech 5

Glam rock and drag queens have nothing to do with transgenders, you fucking retard.

>Trannies these days honestly believe they can become a woman in mind, soul & body.

You haven't heard of or seen many trannies outside of tumblr have you?

are you slow? That's why trannies of the 80's and 90's presented as "drag queens" because they were less likely to be ridiculed

You'd have to be pretty retarded to actually believe this

No, you can wear make up and be straight. Just because you like to fag it up once in a while doesn't mean you're gay.

That's not male, right?

This kid is basically every Cred Forums shitpost thread.

More of this cute girl

I know who you are Chris Hanson.

But I call you Chris Handsome.

He/she is pretty young I don't think he has decided yet.

>you haven't heard of or seen many trannies outside of tumblr have you?

Believe it or not I have met & partied with 4 of these people, was offered sex by 2 of them. When it comes down to it they are just boys on hormones, nothing more.

Come back to me when trannies can give birth to other human beings and then we'll talk.

I'd totally fuck that shy extrovert desu

>Come back to me when trannies can give birth to other human beings and then we'll talk.

>He wants to get someone pregnant

cuck

that's literally the opposite of a cuck you fucking retard

wtf are the kids doing with their arms?

"Dabbing". Why does nigger culture consume so much white youth?

At 1:07
>some console exclusive onlyies (or however you're meant to spell it)
>the guy's reaction
And god was dead.

>I would blow up the world.
The hero we need, but don't deserve.

Because kids want to be """""""""""edgy""""""""""" nowadays so they do what they think is cool

Has a single game ever ruined so many young children before? Minecraft turned an entire generation of kids autistic.

My nephew is autistic and he loves minecraft, he's not as bad as those kids thankfully.
I'm depressed now.

LOL MEMESTAR AND HARAMEME

About time you damn little kids realize it. old grumpy faggots like me saw this coming back in 2006 when the shit turned on us.

Literally did the same and here I am.
Thought that was the reason for constant threads.

Turns out it's just shills. Who woulda thunk.

I loved that guy

They were, just not as mainstream as later years.

bullshit, i played while underage and i never did any retarded shit like that.

Hell i pirated game, exchanged used games.

Even if your parents are shit that still doesn't explain that kind of autism.

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The fact that she said "sodooku" is what bothered me.

more like dabbingcon

I missed it, what did she say?

i hate little kids holy shit

Dressed to be raped

so you're telling me...you're NOT a pedophile?

whoa..

>2:15