hey Cred Forums, so I like to play on my phone while i take my daily poop. Can you recommend me some games that are fun for ~10 minutes at a time once a day for iOS or android?
Hey Cred Forums, so I like to play on my phone while i take my daily poop...
>daily
do people shit everyday? i barely shit 2 to 3 tmes per week , should i worry?
cancer, rip
you definitely have ass cancer
sorry man
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As long as it's like at least once every three days you're probably not dying
Maybe eat more fiber though
user you may not be eating enough fiber. Having 1-2 bowel movements per day is considered normal
goodbye user
people are different, you might want to add some fibre to your diet defecating every 2-3 days is fine though
if you experience bleeding or delays of more than 4 days see a doctor my niggerfamalamjigglypufff
People have different shitting rythm I think you are fine, I shit after every meal, like I'm a duck or some shit, my digestion is crazy fast.
everybody knows that girls don't poop user
Tactile Wars; literally real time advance wars meets splatoon. It's fucking great
I have the same thing and I've seen a doctor it's normal but if you find that it is a problem eat fibre
Close to me. I'm about 2 times a day.
1-2 shits a week is classified as constipation.
3+ a week is considered "regular".
i used to shit like three times a month and then i started eating more real food and now it's like every other day, sometimes multiple days in a row
fix your diet m8
I sugget Battlecats user, tge stages dont take more than 15 minutes if you know what you're doing.
I wohld suggest you see a doctor user, my the Lord have mercy on your soul.
when you poop, is it hard to push out? you may not be eating enough fiber, if it's the opposite or discolored you may have a GI issue
most people shit after every big meal
>amerifats thinking it's normal to shit everyday
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>Go to take a shit
>Open up clover
>This thread up top
isn't constipation having to shit but cant what happens if you just don't need to shit for like 3 day
I hate you guys
Maybe you just don't eat much. Meat in particular gives you more to shit
>shitting three times a month
Shut the fuck up you lying little nigger
C L A S H R O Y A L E
you NIGGER KEK
Cred Forums - Bowel Movements
"Depending on your diet, age, and daily activity, regularity can mean anything from three bowel movements a day to three each week."
this is from webmd and supported by several other websites.
There's one called Dream Girlfriend. It's just a dress up game but after you get through the tutorial the parts you interact before running out of stamina takes a few minutes.
Spot the retards.
explain yourself. are you a doctor? please enlighten us
people don't have ass cancer and die because they shit 2 times a week.
Nozoku Rush
Beyond 14
but could be a symptom , something related to the colon like ass cancer
Jesus Christ, yes
they're joking you dumb fuck
Enough talking about shitting and more recommending games you faggots
OP, get Downwell
Vouch this, but it's kind of too intense for a shit. Best pvp phone game I've played by far.
But I recommend hearthstone for sitting because a 90 second turn timer means turn can wipe your ass even while it's your turn.
Ass royale is too fast for this (split second starcraft-like reflexes required, I'm in arena 8, so git gud)
>daily poop
Fucking murritardclaps.stop eating so fucking much. A healthy human being supposed to shit once a week, twice if you ate alot. Enjoy your guts coming out of you're anus, claptards.
when I get really horny I have to shit. is this normal?
Nah, for fat fuck americans is normal but most people shit every 2 days or so. If you eat well your body wont have any waste to produce.