Am I the only one who thinks that samus being a womyn is fucking retarted?

Am I the only one who thinks that samus being a womyn is fucking retarted?

A male samus woudl not only make more sense, but also would be a way more effective and badass fighter than his female counterpart

I RECOGNIZE THAT DICK

Halo exists.

>other M

Fucking faggot. Go be a homosexual somewhere else.

Terrible coloring and shading my man

It was fine before Zero Suit, after that she was just fanservice for 13 year olds.

but halo is halo

to say that metroid and halo are the same, just becuase both chars have powerarmor, is as retarted to say that wh40k's space marines are the same as starcraft's

Are you gay or something?
>but also would be a way more effective and badass fighter than his female counterpart
Why?

>Used to be 6'3"
>Is now 5'4"
Why Nintendo?

i am a homo because i am not shoving down blue pills down my throat?

well sorry for not being a liberal beta cuck, wait let me fix it.

>womyn are as capable soldiers as men.
>princess peach is just as strong as mario.
>Master Chief should be female
>it is sexist for not bein attracted to zarya from overwatch

Agreed, I'm sick of feminist nu-males sticking female protagonists in my games.

Yeah, it's called Halo, and it's fucking boring.

Samus being female is just zest, the real interest comes from all the Chozo lore.

If you want to do the male route, make him an actual fucking bounty hunter. Why we've never seen Mario or Samus at their day jobs, I'll never fucking know.

>can't spell the word retarded
fuck off, retard

>way more effective and badass fighter
you know she wears a power suit right? it doesnt matter who wears the iron man armor since theyre gonna be iron man regardless

seriously though why don't male characters get anatomical skin-tight suits the way females do

agreed

The character was made way before swj shit. Beside it's not like Samus being a girl is thrown on your face, she only removes her armor at the end of the games/levels (except in Other shit).

>it's another user is gay episode
Getting pretty sick of these desu

so that means a 40k female space marine is just as effecitve as a male one...

oh wait, they're called battlesisters and suck major ass.

>excuses
Fuck off cuck.

girls cant be tall

why boner

>What is a powersuit?

>SJW's are something new and have never existed before 2014

JUST KEK MY SHIT UP SENPAI

yeah whatever, homo

An SJW contrivance to explain why a female could ever be equal to a male?

I know you're trolling but this could seriously be an inconscious act to externalize your homosexuality you know. Maybe you should see a psychiatrist about that.

a woman taking steroids will always be weaker than a man taking steroids

same with powersuits

Explain Master Chief