Game has online multiplayer achievements

>one of them is for playing with a friend

>Achievement unlocked: You've started the first mission!

>do [X] while wearing [X] achievment

>"become the top player on the worldwide leaderboard"

>Do obscure thing that actually detracts from doing well in the game

>Achievement for preordering the game

>game has fairly straightforward and simple achievements gained through normal play
>has one super ridiculous grinding trophy that takes 50+ hours

Please tell me this doesn't exist

>achievement: play a match online with anyone on the developer staff

Fucking early seventh gen cycle. I just want to stomp the shit out of whoever greenlit those achievements.

>Achievement for starting the game
>Less than 100% clear rate
I get buying a game only to never get around to it but putting it in the console so that it registers as a game you own but never getting past the opening menu?

>game has multiplayer DLC achievements
>the multiplayer is shit
FUCK YOU DOOM

I think XBone had a day 1 achievement.

Age of Empires II on Steam.

>Die
>Achievenent Unlocked!

>Achievement: Revive Mute

AOEII HD had a preorder achievement that was actually fucked up and wouldn't unlock for a lot of people. But that game has, like 265 achievements that would take 1000+ hours to get unless cheating the fuck out of them so who really gives a fuck about one that you can't ever get?

Fag souls

AoE II's achievements are all weird checklist stuff anyway, like "Kill 100,000 soldiers," "Play as [faction] once," "Play as [faction] 10 times," "Win as [faction] 10 times," etc.

The pre-order achievement bugs me mostly on principle. I think if you're going to include achievements in your game they should be for stuff players will be able to accomplish some day, so any achievement that means someone in the future can't do it is kinda bogus.

>game has a nigh impossible achievement that requires high skill, luck and using gamey tactics in order to get

>Game has online multiplayer achievments
>The online shuts down before you could get them all

>recieve trophy for leaving console on for 24 hours
>game is buggy and is known to crash often

>achievement for being in the top 100
>achievement for playing with a dev

>some items/mods are only accessible after earning achievements that you must complete with other people in the game that know exactly what to do

Fuck you Payday 2.

>achievements unlock single player content
>game has online multiplayer achievements
>servers have been shut down
>impossible to get 100% in single player now

You mean things like
>Do not be detected throughout the entire game
>Only use your starting weapon

zombie genocider trophy, Dead Rising

No, those are challenges you dumb fuck.

>all achievements are "secret"
>only means you have to check a 3rd party website instead of your the console or steam overlay you have one button press away

No, 7 day survivor.

oh fuck how could I forget

>achievement for skipping tutorial
>if you do the tutorial, there is no way to get this achievement

Hitman Go?

>Achievement for completing the first stage only using the knife
>It's an arena shooter

command and conquer 3, possibly kane's wrath.

still loved the shit out of those games

You can keep websites open in Steam's browser in the overlay, so it's still one button away.