Vidya Cringe Thread - Comments Edition

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most of those are funny and not really cringey

I'm sure the thousands of females playing KF2 really appreciate that practice.

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>the L on Luigi's cap stands for Luigi

He is right

Only one of those games are bad though, it's terrible though

>looks like a metalhead
>is actually beta male
Huh

a lot o nu-males look like that

>my parents have been fighting a lot

>looks like a metalhead
user, I'm sorry to say this, but ANY non-basic hairstyle is a beta male hairstyle now. Except for mullets; nobody likes mullets.

That guy is only wrong about Fallout 4 to be fair, MGSV and Witcher 3 are both masterpieces, and Xenoblade X is great.

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>witcher3
>good
I swear playing baldur's gate should be mandatory, those people have no idea of what a RPG is, and how the Witcher barely qualify.

>have u ever regretted making a comment

Everytime.

I'm honestly not sure whats worse steam reviews or youtube comments.

To be honest, those were good games, not the best but definitely good

But hey, Cred Forums loves to be a shitty cynic contrarian all the time.

Nice trips

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Do you not have friends to coordinate costumes with for Halloween?

>creepy pasta characters
>Cthulhu
>"Cthulu"

This isn't cringe, this is fucking great

Witcher is Character Action. Not an rpg, just because you make choices and theirs different builds does not make it "role playing" if every single person plays as the main character there's no other ROLE to play except that one so how can you call it ROLE PLAYING

Yes and?

>delete

>MGSV

Sometimes I want to get a wii/ds just so I can take part in this miiverse shitposting.

TrIpS

>Cthulu is probably the best... i think those characters classify as creepypasta
Ya stell'bsna Cthulhu, fm'latgh nilgh'ri

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All of them.

yeah it sucks when seen like that

youtube.com/watch?v=SLsGTlrU8KI

just beat the crew's single player campaign, holy fuck i can't remember the last time i cringed at a video game's plot this hard

why do devs feel every street racing game needs to have some fifth-rate fast and the furious bullshit story shoehorned in

They are playing 3D World together. They just playfully fighting over the game.

Kek

bump

>my dad broke my leg again
>broke my leg again
>again

He's just talking about the game, user

>tfw people think Cthulhu is a monster like Godzilla

Yeah, I hate it when my dad breaks my leg in Animal Crossing

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Literally one one of those 4 games were actually good.

MGSV wasn't finished
Fallout 4 was released 4 years too late
Xenoblade X was far too obsessed with 100 hours worth of content it forgot how to make good content.

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did not read the whole numale picture or something?

to be a complete numale, you need the beard, that weird shaved haircut, thick glasses, and a little jew voice

Are you nerds still triggered by Witcher 3? Let it go already.

This never fails to baffle me. Why are these people paid?

man I really chose the wrong career, if idiots get payed to write this

*licks you*

Whats cringe about this?

Only one of those games was more then halfway decent and the rest where just flawed "ok" games? Nothing cringe about that. This however is pretty bad.

One of Cred Forums's favorites

ah yes, the mating dance of the numale

>Also Mario Kart needs guns to be mature, a AAA story, and COD soldier 4 smash

I genuinely can't tell if these people are ironic or if kids are that fucking retarded. Fucking Poe's Law man. But I think they're serious, no one can shitpost like that ironically.

Does anyone have that GamerGate vs whoever the fuck their opponent in that shitshow was image with the reddit thing standing on Cred Forums-tans shoulder?

How is this game? It's on sale for like 50-60% off.

I dont get it

I'm positive he has more guts than most people here, including you

Dick bulge?

His hand is right on her ass, I think it's a shoop tho

How is grabbing ass a cringe?

im already in a relationship, thank you

>"Hay Thundacleese"
What did they mean by this?

>Spanking from Rosalina
Not bad

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Well thank god I was going to get it from the PSN Store then? Only $35 here in New Zealand. Which is nice, it could easily cost $80-90 here.

>.avi.exe

Well that wasn't suspicious at all. I suspect this is fake though.

>Only $35 here in New Zealand
It's about $7 in america.

Probably just a VM there's plenty of videos of people running viruses intentionally in a VM on youtube.

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its from rougeamp, he tests viruses and other malicious programs
youtube.com/watch?v=6MkwiJ_rZh4

Not really cringe but never get a chance to post it

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Having more guts just means he's more desperate.

>I'm a straight man but damn luigi is hot
>Have you ever regretted making a comment

Been so long since I saw the unedited version.

Couldn't watch more than 2 minute. "GOT YOU A BLANKET HOMIE HA HA MAN HA HA NO CHICKEN SOUP N SHIET DOG"

>literally lists 4 movies
>"not the worst generation"

I miss when games weren't just glorified MMOs with cutscenes everywhere.

Well to be fair MGSV has the least amount of cutscenes in the series.

I still can't believe he gutted her after that for rejecting him.

fucking destroyed

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It baffles me that 5 hours of cutscenes is considered "light on story".

Then again, I remember the thunderous applause that MGSIV was met with, and the guiness record holding "1 hour cutscene" . And people applauded that as good game design.

that's not drake that's josh

also josh isn't fat anymore

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delete your Cred Forums account

Nothing. Go to bed you underage faggot.

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that ones not so bad honestly. He has a few zingers at times.

His videos on the other hand are cringe

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>Vidya Cringe Thread - Comments Edition
por-star citizen comments on any "negative" news article

three hams will certainly kill him

>one day im going to be too lazy to breath and just die

i feel you Bob

this is when it feels savage tbqh

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fill*

jesus christ, which game is this about?

That's... actually pretty cool.

thanks user

Fuck you for making me remember

holy shit

Bloodbath Kavkaz

I don't know why the called it the Business Edition when that's coming with every copy of the base game according to Sega.

This one
youtube.com/watch?v=2AwVd14efQg

>mr chi-city used to be huge back in the day
>everybody knew him
>he has less than 200k subs

what the fuck

>youtube.com/watch?v=wK7GSARUs_Q

might have to do with the fact he hasn't uploaded a video for over 4 years

>Boots to VM screen

Might be fake bruh

50%-60% isn't enough off. It's a shit game.

WHY ARE YOU LISTENING TO THIS SONG BACKWARDS?

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they are friends with the site owner and shit like that

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MGSV's got a lot more hours of genuine gameplay in ratio to its 5 hours of cutscenes. Compare that to MGS4 where the world record speedrun was shorter than one of its cutscenes.

>josh got slim and reasonably successful
>drake is full JUST-tier

i got it for like $15 with all the dlc and i still feel let down

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>"Hay Thundahcleese"

what did he mean by this?

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>PS4 console exclusive game
What did they mean by this

lol change the filename to pc gaming faggot

Dragon Age Inquisition has more gameplay than MGSV, but it still doesn't make it a good game. If anything, the gameplay just panders to making the "Story" more cinematic. Quantity doesn't mean anything when quality is weak.

BTFO

Metal is full of fucking poser faggots now. People who got into black metal cause church burning was cool and edgy and are now utterly shocked that 50% of the sub-mainstream bands don't share their tree-hugger egalitarian worldviews.

I'm actually more inclined to think it's just ironic shitposting.

How is this cringe?

It's also coming out on PS3

>tfw you are a 5'6 manlet with a mullet and wears only retro 90's clothing from goodwill.

Im bringing back the mullet.

breety gud

Besides fallout 4, i agree with him

Ac fag pls go

How is this cringe?
It's just a fun joke article.

Not as bad as Cred Forums would have you believe.

>the L on Luigi's cap stands for Luigi

>user your games are slowing the computer down!

She's so muscular compared to him, she could easily kick his ass.

genuinely makes me feel bad even though I hated the game

kek

The guy who runs the Twitter is over watched by the fucking End of Rine tier overlords that watch over all he does. He has to just praise the game even though he has nothing to do with it besides being paid pennies per tweet.

Average open world crime game that never used its techno-vigilante angle fully . If you're in the mood for that and it's under 10 USD; go for it.

I mean that's basically what he is in the only lovecraft story they've probably read.

This, if you can get it for cheap I'd recommend, definitely not worth full price

>never used its techno-vigilante angle fully
This so much, it was a missed opportunity and ended up feeling like assasins creed in a modern setting, but all ubisoft games recycle that same shitty open world formula.

THAT IS SO CRINGEY OMG WTF

>op doesnt know hes made it obvious he wasnt alive to experience earlier generations

"I think itsw a shoop tho"

no way a girl lets a guy touch her ass.

>do they let guys do that??

That's very cool user, but that's nothing.

>This game is fun my mom an dad are fighting a lot

Hang in there Alex, I too know that feel.

They aren't doing 0 though, sega is handling that themselves.

Apparently Sega did confirm it was not in the works just find it weird they would put that because it almost always means the game is also on PC.

Disappointing. It's like $35 or something, so I'll just skip it.

Probably Sony didn't pay enough for full exclusivity and Sega is just keeping their options open even though they have no current plans of releasing a port.

Yeah that makes sense, seeing segas current stance on PC with recent ports would not be surprised to see it down the road.

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When you have to defend a gen as "not the worst" you're already fucked

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can someone post some from the sonic the hedgehog twitter?

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why is eggman and shadow on knuckles team?

>meh, okay, okay, shit
Definitely not the worst.

I do feel bad that he broke him arm and can't play guitar anymore. I never cared for him or anything but that's really shitty.

Because they are all misunderstood

He got tricked again.

cancerous profile picture
>instant cringe

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These are all just you guys right?

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Get decimated you hacks hahahaha

>doing a cake is a lie reference

come on even by 2010 standards that was fucking old

>maga hat on anime girl

GG is run by one guy I swear

There's really nothing cringe-inducing about this, though. It seems like a pleasant conversation.

I've been wanting to get into lovecraft but not sure where to start

>Metal is full of fucking poser faggots now
>now
Metal has been full of posers since the 80s. MTV basically ruined it by turning it into a fashion show parade.

Start at Cold Air, pretty simple short story.

dagonbytes.com/thelibrary/lovecraft/

You can always start with Call of Cthulhu.

>I've been wanting to get into lovecraft but not sure where to start
Rats in the Walls is a good start. You can get the complete collection of Lovecraft at bookstores for like 5 bucks these days, or just look for PDFs online.

well, at least nobody uses meme arrows at the steam reviews

>Xenoblade fan is an absolute mouthbreather
Who would have guessed.

>One good game
>Somehow that one good game makes up for this generation

What a faggot

Steam reviews
>Write a normal review
>1 out of 60 people found this helpful
>See meme review
>70000 out of 70000 people found this helpful

>I got raped in the ass and then it bluescreened my pc 10/10
>10k users found this helpful

>Business Card Holder
>With a Yakuza tattoo on it
I don't think anyone actually will use it as a business card holder in Japan.

post yfw she's together with some sports chad now

FUCKING NORMIES

This isn't really cringe, but I found this buried in my image folder and I'll never be able to post it again.

The mullet was the source of power to a lot of people in the 90's

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>Once he starts to cry and talking about how couldn't accept it
I may be a racist fuck

But that guy's a good friend and that topic hits close to home

I will never understand why people get so fucking triggered by anime shit

No, this absolutely is cringe. You were right to post it.

Honestly I don't get offended by this story because It's difficult to find anything interesting to say about mario and sonic at the olympic games. It sucks and russia hates the tranny birdo.

Japanese devs are easy targets due to cultural differences

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Are you fucking stupid? A VIDEO GAME REVIEWER should be talking about VIDEO GAMES, not whatever the fuck else they feel like. Any other place would fire your ass for not doing your job properly.

Sour Grapes, faggot is probably married to a witch and now needs to shit on superior 2D.

remember when jeff just did anime shit for laughs instead of taking it too seriously?

remember when ryan was still alive

Why would the protagonist get thrown in jail? Instead of shooting to hurt and kill people, he is shooting to make them feel great.

Hello again, ACFag

>People cry about cultural appropriation
>Shit all over Japanese because it's muhsoggyknees
>Nobody cares because Gooks aren't shitskins

First decent pic in the thread.

The lighter your skin, the more privileged you are

I never really go the poser thing.
You either enjoy a musical genre or you don't.
Or am i that out of touch with reality that people actually pretend to like musical genres for whatever reason?

Yeah, so if you see an Albino just fuckin' kill them.

She got gutted alright, but not by him.

funnily enough I think I remember somebody once looked into the guy who made that post and found out that he's blacklisted from /mlp/.

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What kind of tool wears a bowtie to a formal/prom?

youtube.com/watch?v=idA9BEA4Hxs

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This is what happens when someone takes console war shitposting seriously. I can't think of any other reason for word vomit like this.

>Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?.jpg

There's a Donnie Darko joke here that I'm too stupid to make.

>this poll is a moot point
what did he mean by this?

Sauce.

The joke is that its all women in their early 20s in those comments.

Chuckled.

>edgy faggot can't contain his fedora shit
>makes a collage about "muh free speech" on private owned servers
pretty cringy if you ask me.

That was said in the version of that image which includes a bunch of people's reactions to it.

Speaking of which: I know that I have it saved somewhere, but I can't find it. Can somebody post it?

>trannies ever getting functional genitalia after surgery
Enjoy your diseased, necrotic surgical wound that requires perpetual dilation with medical dildos.

It's cringey that someone was so assblasted about being called out for being an edgy shithead that they made this collage. Being kicked for a high K/D is pretty shit though.

Teaching Feeling
Did it get updated so that I can finally fug the storekeeper?

"I have a long distance tranny 'girlfriend' who I have never met and I fantasize about sucking his cock.": The post.

hey kiwi bro. what city? chch here

No really, talking shit constructively in a funny way can be amusing. But Sydney made sure his posts were absolutely humorless and came across as edgy as possible.
Him saying he isn't jealous, but berating pdp for being lucky and rich might be kinda funny though.

>his

How is that him "getting triggered"?

He made a joke about the game sexualizing high-school girls. Making a joke about something, even something you don't like, isn't "getting triggered" People getting overly upset that he made that joke, however, are getting triggered.

Yes, his.

New teenagers suck.
Actually what I think I hate is the internet and social media, teenagers and most people in general always were dumb as fuck, only now they can share it with the rest of the world way easier than before.

This...fucking hurt me

I don't understand why he stated that the protagonist, who is also a student, should be thrown in jail for some reason. Even though instead of abusing his powers to take advantage of all the girls, he denies all the bitches to find his true love.
That's generally considered a good or moral thing in the west right?

Not the guy but, she /is/ talking about the video game.

What the fuck else are you supposed to do? Discuss the deep mechanics of fucking Mario and Sonic's Olympic Cash Grab?

>west
>morals

Good one.

that Fumo is cute though

>gave e-celeb free money for two months just to call him cancer like thousands of people have before
was it really worth it

>mom an dad are fighting a lot

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Why do people want Link to be a girl so bad? I don't understand.

>what is a joke on twitter

No need to engage your autism to defend your pantsu shooter.

Can't identify with a character if it isn't exactly like you

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Yes, that's exactly what she should be talking about.

Holy fuck this is gold.

i dont know but hes a genius

Oh fuck.

I never played the game, but i do have autism.
Good call nigga.

How do people get so pathetically closed minded?
The alt right is just as bad mind you...

Why is gender and shit such a hot topic issue nowadays?

>cringe
that shit is some stream of consciousness comedic gold

That Rune Factory 4 thing is pretty stupid actually. Choosing the MC's gender with a dialogue option wtf?

Ending this thread right now.

>That part about "power distribution"
>Visual Pixels
>mfw
Jesus chris this is hands down the dumbest thing I have ever read a console warrior say. I have definitely lost a few brain cells reading this.

guy needs to be beaten up

>female therapist
I thought this was just a meme?

Oh no

Still waiting for my IDF female soldier

>My cousin kissed me
Is there anything greater than incest?

Earthbound is kinda shit tho

Try "The Dunwich Horror" or "The Call of Cthulhu"
Those are the most famous

>at least my therapist understands

>Go to therapist for anxiety problems
>Her "treatment" consists of trying to get me to blame my parents for my problems
>Once she sees I'm not going to do that she just kills time making me listen to relaxation tapes and draw pictures
>I'm 23

Therapy is a joke

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>mom and dad are fighting a lot

You're gonna make it lil nigga

>So I am playing Earthbound and it is terrible so far

triggered

This sounds like something you would see someone on Cred Forums post

Is gaymurrs huh? Yeah us gaymurrs

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I don't get it me am no smart

My parents have been fighting a lot

"Long distance tranny girlfriend" has to be the saddest thing I've read recently.

>Sucking my girlfriends penis
>Girlfriends penis
These do not belong in the same sentence. This shit should not be encouraged it should be treated as a mental illness.

Where's all the outcry about link not being fat then

this can't be real
i refuse

youtube.com/watch?v=7QwQPX_yjnM

It's that time again

>YWN suck your girlfriend's penis

You have to be a real sick fuck from to be blacklisted by /mlp/

I should not have watched this again. I forgot all about this video...I'm just glad my eyes stayed dry this time.

youtube.com/watch?v=qPDEy-iElmk

Family guy is retarded but at least they got one thing right.

>kicked your pixel'd ayss also my grandpa died tonight

Shit, user, I'm the same age and have a therapist as well.

Sometimes she can be kinda useless but there have been some times where talking to her did help me realize a few things. She's also trying to help me get disability. She's probably the best therapist I've had so far.

youtube.com/watch?v=xTKkQ5VCW7g

that's racist

The tool that is fucking his crush

>he never sucked on a feminine (male) penis

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destroying this thread
with no surspyvors

youtube.com/watch?v=Vtjyx7_ieTs

wtf i hate asses now

>hay thundahcleese
fuck I loved the brak show.

who the fuck is dane

Isn't that girl a pedophile or something? I know people started hating her for some reason

Murica. Land of the free

>I have an addiction to meth
>2 Yeah!

youtube.com/watch?v=J_2ROQMeAGg

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Women can't be pedophiles. That can't be it.

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AAAH A SATANIST! (Shreds limbs off with a rusty cheese grater and hammers your skull in with my hatchet.) Back to Hell's Pit with you! And tell Lucifer the next time he tries to get his slaves into a group he should make sure it's not a group dedicated to slaughtering him AND his slaves. Twiztid, ICP, and everyone else from Dark Lotus all follow the belief that Juggalos are meant to violently and gleefully kill all who would follow the devil and bring his ways to the earth.

>fucking JC out of nowhere
10/10
this is why you rp in private chats, you dingdongs

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This is retarded as well.
Strawman jokes like this suck, and that is literally all Family Guy is.
Plenty of dudes are guilty of this kind of poser bullshit anyway, but they're the kind of insecure asshats who laugh at this garbage.

ubisoft is known for fucking their customers by downgrading their games
youtube.com/watch?v=sX4HTUuCy3k
youtube.com/watch?v=xNter0oEYxc

>therapist enables her patient rather than help him

jesus

I've had to deal with considerably more shit from guys that wanted the be cool about vide games than I ever did from girls, so yeah.

>Don't sit on my invisible tail

Jaysis.

At least this shit is relatively harmless.

Can't get as upset about this as I can about violent asshats or thieves, really.

Where's the niggers as I like to call them?

She gotta eat somehow. Even group therapy is shit too (already went to both btw), nobody heals treating simptoms instead of the problem.

I've been to group therapy too (I'm not that user)
it just made me feel even worse. Like I shouldn't even be there and that my issues were fucking nothing compared with all these people who have had serious fucked up lives.

Because either feminists have started spewing more BS recently or more people have realized that feminists spew BS recently, I'm not entirely sure which.

except Cred Forums calls every gen the worst when its ongoing.

everywhere

Nothing contradictory about that. That's how a decline works.

Don't blame her.

People with personality disorders get worse very quickly if all you do is confront them and try to tell them they're wrong. They just double down harder on their misconceptions. People with personality disorders are fundamentally broken and will never be "cured". The best you can do is keep the saner ones grounded in reality so they can avoid going off on benders.

If some crazy homeless guy started screaming about mole people controlling the populace with pork parasites and shoestring antennae that receive command signals from the standard criss-cross pattern on shoelaces, would you argue with him telling him that he's wrong? No, you don't. Because you know no matter what you do, he's a crazy old coot who might get pissed off and lash out at you.

Same thing with "functional" people with personality disorders. If there's a root cause, you let them play it out and reveal it. That or just letting them play it out keeps them placated enough to not be such a pain in the ass.

Like sure, there are hacks who just nod and count the hours, but that post alone isn't enough to judge whether they're a hack.

What have you become, /x/ ?

understandable. regrettable but understandable. I wouldnt want to be on the receiving end of a possible tard rage either

I wonder where he is now.

>/x/
youtube.com/watch?v=WpcOQVEOsR4

>my experiences dictate global trends

I'm very liberal. I support gays, women, all feitshes including cucking, as long as it not holdin anyone I support it.

But I am never going to accept transgenderism. They are just mentally ill.

My fantasy would be regularly banging a convincing trap desu. I'm attracted to women and feminine features but for some reason I like sucking cock. I'm not attracted to any other part of a guy though.

Actually wanting to be with a tranny post op is just nasty though, and you'd have to be seriously desperate.

Too bad I live in a place where there are no convincing traps and the best on CL is middled aged fat guys that cross dress.

>Free speech? Never heard of it.
I'd post that comic about how free speech only protects you from being arrested for having an opinion, and doesn't mean everyone has to deal with your shit, but somehow I think it's a moot point

youtube.com/watch?v=voBxIPyZR5s

>my sides when

The most cringe worthy part is that emptyhero shills his fucking videos all over Cred Forums as much as manlytears does.
Worst fall from grace.

>Does the vita really need games?
Apparently not since people still talk about it for some reason.

At the Mountains of Madness was my favorite so far

>[developer]

ABSOLUTE MADMAN

>It wold just ring

What the fuck Cred Forums I wanted to laugh and now I'm crying fuck you all

So they are dissing the PC community or something by saying who cares?

I'm with you there mate.

And eat their flesh for magic powers.

he isn't on the #Knuckles team, he is on the #Andknuckles team

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basically, yes
I remember when they said The Division for PC have to match for console version
blogjob.com/oneangrygamer/2016/02/the-division-devs-admit-pc-version-downgraded-for-console-parity/

>mfw I actually had to use a floppy in uni
>in 2014

"Use a floppy" sounds like slang.

youtube.com/watch?v=FofA3c6dYvU

>sephirothsword
>fedora
>neckbeard sperglord
>"ichi, ni, san!"
this can't be real

oh my, i've had enough,

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Steam community forums are so shit. You cannot criticize the game at all.

Meanwhile, shit like this is happening.

>tumbrl
>furries
Don't reding that shit I already cringed seing the picture.

>Portal is nearly a decade old
>'the cake is a lie' is still the baseline ebin gamer reference

autism

The fuck's he talking about, it's not supposed to be you

#AndKnuckles

Is this real life

This, pretty much. Nigger that get made at someone's elses opinions are the worst subhumans

>costanza_holding_a_baseball_bat.jpg

pirated it and had a lot of fun

$35 new zealand dollary doos is around $17-20 USD.

Just pirate it dood.

>Cred Forums_evaluates_list_of_PS4_game

This will always be the perfect internet comment. All this nonsense to end in "none of this has happened yet", man. What an arc!

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youtube.com/watch?v=h0B7Z3JERdk

>I started a college fund for your daughter
>I can't see you, you gone
>He's talking about giving up
why would you post this

I'm late as shit

>read
Those plebs would probably think lovecraft is just a guy on youtube that reads out his oc creepypasta

>Dunwich horror
>Music of Erich Zahnn
>Dagon
>Shadow over Insmouth
>Cold air
>The colour of space

These are all good places to start. Your pick on what you want to read first

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I forgot to mention Pickmans model too. That's a based story

Reeeeeeeeeeeeeee

But I liked all of those games except Fallout 4

Miiverse is a shitpost heaven.

META

>he wanted to train to be more manly
>I don't have enough information to know his preferred identity

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>Stark raving bonkers

7 million people on earth..

Silly user, the reviewers would have to actually PLAY the game to figure that out!
But it's okay, I'll let you off this time.

If they actually played and understood the game then they wouldn't be a game reviewer, now, would they?

I am kind of salty, too, though. Chihiro wants to be a big burly dude, but he gets lumped in with MtF transsexuals just for dressing like a girl.

Where's the Problem?
I wouldnt mind oversexualised men in KF2

This hurts a lot more now than when I watched this years ago.

Is Witcher way more mainstream than I think or do people just pretend to like Witcher 3 because they heard the series was good from the small fanbase who actually stumbled through the first two games?

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someone does this in every cringe thread, no matter what topic or what board

Honestly though, Sage Yulyana IS really unpleasant. Maybe because his voice actor wasn't goofy, unlike Master Roshi or similar characters, and instead of being a funny pervert old man he sounded like a creepy fuck that would molest 7 year olds.

>replacing a perfect, cute dick with a gaping wound
This is why trannies are fucking degenerates.
Instead of being a girl (male) they'd rather be a goddamn girl.

His voice actor was really goofy. Did you not play the English version?

can anyone explain?

>Did you not play the English version?
I did. I played the english version. He just sounded like a regular old man, speaking with relatively low energy, even when he was happy and had the funny lines. His actor didn't do a good job portraying the type of character he is IMO. He needed to be snappy and charismatic and he was neither.

A vidiya cringe thread and no one has posted anything Minecraft related yet?

look up the mass effect 3 endings you complete babby, fuck they're only like a minute long too

>MGSV
>Masterpiece

Try to beat this.

I hope you don't play games at a framerate over 12.
It doesn't make a difference.

>a casual that is determined to push through and git gud

This is actually kinda cute.

This guy is old enough to have played Legacy of Kain, or he's a young kid that played the game.

Probably the former.

Christ.

>I'm trying

gang-related violence is so tragic

This guy is actually right, you know

And these faggots complain about piracy.

>MY experiences dictate global trends

>instead of megaman add a call of duty soldier

I'm triggered.

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>moot

Could moot still be alive and is secretly working for Tripwire?

>It's a hologram
Beautiful.

Why would you even bother RPing with that powerplay faggot? He was determining the out come from the start like a fucking fagget.

>"I have an addiction to meth"
>"2 Yeah!"

Why would you even bother RPing with someone who starts with "fly's down looking at u* so your tails"

I've been seeing a 000 trip in every thread I lurked today. What kind of conspiracy is this

this is what happens when your company is run by feminists

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>have fucking Stalin as your avatar
>telling people to work

jej nice hypocrisy

>one day im going to be too lazy to breathe and just die
same

Where the public school failed me, role playing on Neopets actually taught me proper writing skills.

>have u ever regretted making a comment

Been there, done that.

That's just a regular hat. Gamer gate stopped being relevant long before trump even announced he was running.

I like this image because Genji is not in it.

Why would you do literally any of that, friend?

I'm not even sure how that user linked GG and MAGA anyway and I sorta don't want to know because my blood pressure is high enough as it is.

Why would you even bother RPing some shitty anime fight at all? When you could be doing nasty furry ERP on Second Life.

Are you honestly going to bullshit and tell me you were never young, guy?

I agree, I only eRP anime

>Retard children acting like retard children.

WEW LAD

I am proud to know that I have never been as dumb as those facebook RPers.

The only cringeworthy thing I did was using too many smileys as a kid/young teen in a forum I was in.

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Chmielarz is such a fucking retarded hack.

I hope I wasn't this retarded when I was younger

You can use my floppy bb

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Actually, he's right. Last gen was the worst.

Nigger I used to be a fucking furry. I am not proud. I have seen the depths and in those depths there was role play.

>Nigger I used to be a fucking furry.
>Used to be
How to you get out? I have very retarded fetishes I'm trying to cure myself of.

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Damn, he better make like a tree and get outta here

I do that now. Fuck you it's fun.

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He's not wrong about Mario Cart.

You get out by not being retarded. Furries are just uncomfortable with their own skin and want things to be covered in a uniform structure so that you can't see their inadequacies, like gimps in latex. This is why they report feeling a burst of energy when they wear their fur suits. The best way to get you to quit the porn is for you to realize just how dumb it all is. Plus a little extra maxim: Unless you're deep into dog-fucker territory, literally anything that could be attractive to you in furry porn is just being appropriated from the human base of reference.

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FUCK OFF WITH THAT I AM ALREADY MAD

But, I, what?

Am I too late?

Yes

She never liked the little numale anyway. Why would it be a surprise? She's a cute girl and she's into cute boys.

Whilst most of these are complete shit, the DS4 one gets me. The amount of times i lose control because my finger my accidentally cover the lightbar is ridiculous. Precise my arse.

Congratulations, you're the only faggot to make me cringe in this thread so far.

Not gonna lie, if I was this idiot's therapist, I'd let him run around like a dog all day long just to see if I could keep myself from laughing my ass off.

Is that a social faux-pas? I wouldn't know because I never went to a prom because I am not a gigantic, sperm drinking, normie faggot.

He is right, this gen is WAY better than last gen, so its technically not the worst gen.

>JC the Denthog
I fucking lost it

If you can fug the shopkeep Teaching Feeling just became the best H-Game of 2016.

pre fallout 4 release

Roasted

Metacritic might as well remove user scores and replace them with "yu-huh I like it!" and "nu-uh it bad!" buttons just like every social media site. Varying degrees of quality is too complex of a concept for these people.

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Neogaf gets called Nintendogaf and Sony HQ equally so I figure neither is true.

Wtf I am ultimate depressed now???

...how fragile are these fucking people?

I met a girl like that once.
She claimed to be abused by her boyfriend and raped by her neighbor and I still masturbate to her stories to this day.
She was cute but kind of a cunt.

What's cringe about this? The guy was being a fucking idiot and the girl got him out of it. You can go all NORMIES REEEEEEEEEEE that you want but you can't deny the guy was wrong.

>the L on Luigi's cap stands for Luigi.

dude

Okay you win. Previous generations went to war. Now we're pretending to be having PTSD from video games.

This is ironic by the way

Hey, you'd be fragile too if you were as coddled as them. Nobody is raised to be mentally strong these days but instead shielded from anything and everything that might even potentially be undesirable.

Man, the next generation is gonna be so easy to fuck.

Whats really horrific is that this is honestly what they think what 'FUCKING' white males do. Meanwhile they are welcoming radial Islamists in masse that are going to do far worst, but for real.

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Holy shit, what the hell was the video about? You'd think they watched the Grifter or something.

Episode of life is strange where the dyke cunt gets shot and killed

>one bad experience with a shitty therapist
>ALL therapy is ridiculous!

No user, that's not how it works.

O_O

uh...

You do realize that what you just said is EXTREMELY offensive to people of color, right?

.....and?

Let the newfags jave their fun

The dyke cunt dying is worse to them than the holocaust

Not that user, but I occasionally jack off to furry porn because of the annoying common situation of
>good artist
>my fetish
>also furry

This truly is the generation of mediocre sequels.

Wait, that's it? I assumed rape.

I'd wager that nobody on this website went to prom

Nigga u wat

>I doubt he's going to go crazy over Luigi
Have you ever regretted making a comment

here try this one next time

I got 5 minutes in and had to stop.
>I wake up in the morning and call you
>it was just ring man, no voice mail or shit
I can't it

>NEOFag thread titles are virtually indistinguishable from Kotaku/Polygon article titles

What is he even talking about

Such as? Spill the beans on your fetishes buttski

This isnt cringe, that has a pretty reasonable ending
I was expecting some kinda so Idesrroyed his video games! ending or something.

>released his Skyrim review 4 days after the game released
Hey I'll be honest I really enjoyed the game for the first 40 hours or so

Hate speech shouldn't be considered free speech

One that fucks bitches after prom

But that goes both ways you pink haired faggot, remember that next time you say the entire white male population needs to be exterminated.

FUCK OFF YOU COMMUNIST FAGGOT

Cringe related (and sorry about the shitty source, other sources wouldn't let me download at full resolution)

Posts release fallout 4 is constantly getting shit on.

I will never understand why he thought having an anal vore party was the best way to tell his family about his secret fetish, nor why he even wanted to tell them in the first place.

youtube.com/watch?v=wbJENNxNyQA

youtube.com/watch?v=iHAmSgUy6Kc

Let's Plays are basically cringe material.

To make things even better Tumblr and Furries didn't think anyone could be this stupid so this guy is now an outcast in his own community because they think he was making an analogy to gay coming out parties.

Ebin may may, 7/10 bait.

Anal vore is his lifestyle choice and his family need to accept that about him. It's 2016, why do anal vorephobics still exist?

But user, I don't think that whites should be exterminated
You got me good lad

>tfw no more fumos allowed
why is GDQ anti fun nowadays?

8/19 bait, got two replies.

I've read that picture a thousand of times and i still don't know what the fuck is anal vore and I'm too afraid to google it

It wasn't bait. It's a legitimate opinion. To Cred Forums with you.

>people want female link
>Nintendo makes a female link, linkle
>people get mad that they made linkle

They just want to complain.

So what exactly is "hate speech" because you're suggesting a ban on something that constantly changes.

How do you define "hate speech" today, think how it was defined 50 years ago, and consider how it might be defined 50 years in the future.

>Cred Forums boogeyman
wow is this your first day or what?

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Then just look up vore and put the two words together? How underage are you that you don't know what vore is.

Fuck off newfag

Vore = eating people
Anal vore = eating people through your butt
What's hard to understand? What I do get is people who like same size anal vore, shit makes no size. I get off to giant monsters doing it to humans for shits and giggles.

You need to go back to Cred Forums I get you can say all the retarded shit here you want, because there's no ID but this just isn't the place for you.

The black is a NFL player that left his single mom'd a girl

The chick is a Estonian track star whose probably in it for the money

Im the first guy you replied to, not the second.

noun
1.
speech that attacks, threatens, or insults a person or group on the basis of national origin, ethnicity, color, religion, gender, gender identity, sexual orientation, or disability.

Fuck otherkin though, you can insult them

Wtf I love black youth now

>freind sitting on her invisible tail
ok

that's hate speech though I identify as a fennel fox and you now go to jail for 20 years

>i was only pretending to be retarded