Monster girls you'd fug in a heartbeat

monster girls you'd fug in a heartbeat

my fave munster gril

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pretty much anything non-setouchi

preference towards insect and bug girls because I'm fucking depraved

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most the cast, honestly

>that open hole in her "stockings"
just like my mandarin naughty picture books

My very first why boner

Not really a monster, but.

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>tfw she'll never fart on your face

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Hard to believe this came from the series that is now Cisquisition.

Finally a fucking thread I can participate in

>make a sexy female
>give her different skin color and eye color
>give her wings or hooves
>call it a monster
Why?

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reiko was so gay he hated fucking her

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Because that's what most monsters are, user?

For every Jersey Devil there's a hundred "Jennifer from down the street but with glowing eyes and deer hooves".

making new things to fap to is fun

Because women are monsters

What does bug pussy smell like?

honey

Chalky farts and loins.

>so monsterous, even her own creator calls her "disgusting"
Does that count?

There must be a research paper on this somewhere.

But where do I put my penis.

monster girls
>hot yellow chick with black eyes
>just a hot chick
>hot chick with horns

what?
Its as bad as a 100% human looking but blue chick being called an alien

If your favorite "monster girl" looks like a humanoid with a bunch of movie makeup on, it's not a real monster girl.

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>not a real monster girl
>a real monster girl
>real monster girl

You do know monsters aren't real right user?

who made you two the authority on monsters?

>You will never own the 1:1 clicker bust in Naughty Dog's possession

>You do know monsters aren't real right user?
Go look in the mirror, you meme loving fuck.

I study The Occult.

fuck off

if evolve did anything right it was this

flower nectar and smoky mushroom

>you will never pleasure all of her onaholes

Did somebody say monster girls?

What happened to this game? I haven't seen anything on it since last year.

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>tfw no giant snake lady gf

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You don't.

where do i put my wiener the head part looks painful

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seconded
does mira count since shes a vampire?

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>Go look in the mirror, you meme loving fuck.

Someone's mad

>I study The Occult

Everyone on Cred Forums studies the occult, they have google just like you. You're not special.

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Don't you mean "When"?

I study the internet and I can tell you are full of shit

>teaser trailer tried to spook me
>only gave me boners

Double is hecka QT

That's a big snake woman

Your mom

Depends on the bug I suppose

Her new mouth looks tasty but i concern with my penis though...

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Every once and a while Cred Forums goes a little far.

Let's see if we can do that in this thread.

You haven't forgotten about her?

did it go f2p yet on console

i would literally fuck anything

What a horrible night to be aroused

Would also fug an Apex.

Feng's posing was dynamite.

The only good thing to come from me3 besides the mp

You sick shithead.

the unbelievable suck

They did a complete 180 with the general artstyle and aesthetic away from the "realistic" look.

Whatever last came out looks like a fucking Dreamworks production.

That doesn't really answer my question.

What is this game

Oh please, she's not a snake, she's just a big human with scales. She has legs for fuck sake.

>39 images
>no vipers

>Regular human female with an extra pair of eyes.
>LE MONSTER GIRL.
>OUR FETISHES ARE SO QUIRKY AND WEIRD.

I blame monsu girls for this huge influx of retards who think slapping a miniscule animal component to them makes it a monster girl.

I fucking hate all of you.

fuck off

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Does this count

So xcom 2 died pretty fast
I miss the old propaganda threads

I'm on a goblin girl kick right now.

I can't stop...

Also mobile fuck you, I'm multitasking and actually playing vidya, unlike most of you.

Witch and the Hundred Knight, if anyone cares...

If talking about it's """multiplayer""" then yeah
But I dont play xcom for multiplayer

You know the pussy has to be rank as fuark.

The scent is part of the charm.

>Monster Girl Thread
>One set of hooves
>All these humans with accessories

Shit thread

ok

I really have a thing for wasp girls as of late

>stop having different tastes than me

OK Reddit.

That papi girl turns me into a degenerate

Papi turned me into an ass man.

ok

My God I never see anyone talk about her, but she did things to my pre teen dick.

what are warframes anyway

>incase

Wasps are dicks.

Goddess Illas is the only thing I need!

Stop having Shit taste

Bug girls in general need more love.

As gay as he is, there's no denying he has the best goblin girls online.

Japs really need to catch up with some gob girls.

>all these faggots just picking girls in cosplay

does anyone have taste here?

>The entire Act 1 of Diablo 2.

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Actual spoiler.
They're organic war suits filled with what pretty much amounts to science goo mixed with organs. They're controlled by survivors of a terrible space ship wreck that killed all adults and gave the surviving kids psychic powers that were tearing them apart. Kids were put in stasis and poured their power into the war frames they received.
Eventually, they killed all the leaders of the empire that were using them as living weapons and experimenting on them.
Warframes without a Tenno child controlling them are usually inert, but it's hinted that they develop basic personalizes based on their construction, powers, and operators, but cannot act without some form of power source, Tenno or otherwise.

they are alienfus

God, I really wish they just went with the original idea of people in the suits, with the personalities and figures the suits suggest. If they really have to explain the gameplay elements of frequent death and respawning, just say the suits are so special because they can teleport the wearer into a distant suit copy when their "spidey-sense" kicks in a split-second before certain death.

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Dancer's a giantess, not a monster girl. Good taste though.

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All of them
monster boys to

I like the idea of implanting consciousness into the suits. Sorta like Avatar.

just anything except gore/dead/creepy shit fuck im so alone

Can I just have the game with the CIA Agent fighting a Proto-Extraterrrestrial virus.

Please?

Or hell the Cyberpunk gunslinger in the organic suit?

I think most people were hoping that. Sad that we didn't get it, but at least we can now self inert into the mindset of a teenager going through puberty, and also has a small army of femframes to unleash his instincts on, while the sir learns from the experience.

Never said it was the best lore, just what they are.

Hojo should've tried impregnating it instead.

Suit learns*

Yeah

that was my exact reaction

What are some games with excellent snake waifus?

but they are monsters technically. All Outrider knights are eventually turned into beasts, either by the Pontiff rings they are given or whatever other reasons. Her armor also describes it as being fused to her body.

XCOM 2

>it's a "recolored human or a humain with a tail is a monster girl episode"

>Pontiff Sulyvahn was an ass man into monster girls that killed gods
How can one man be so based?

TITS FROM HELL

Originally, warframe players thought that Tenno were some kind of subspecies of humans that changed gender and physical characteristics based on their warframe. This was because the original defense missions had you protecting a pod with another Tenno in it instead of a Lotus operative, and the Tenno wasn't in a warframe and looked like a mummified ken doll. No genitals at all, muscles but more bruce lee than bodybuilder but even then stick figure, and slim enough to fit in any warframe.

It made sense in a way because you had to remove some things in order to get the armor to properly fit and interact with the human body. Because the one piece of actual confirmed story was that you were the same Tenno regardless of what warframe you were using.

Yeah

Daily reminder that Alice is the best monster girl waifu

>walks into frozen as shit Anor Londo
>"Fuck ya'll I'm in control now"
>sends soldiers out to different lands to fuck em up
>deliberately turns them into frenzied beasts so they can get more shit done
>makes Dancer a dancer (well duh) until he's bored of that and then sends her out to go beast mode too
>locks yorshka in a cell for possible masturbation or fug purposes

I agree, Sulyvahn is based. I also think his design is one of the cooler looking ones. Both forms are simple, but powerful. but that's just a personal opinion.

SERAS VICTORIA IS PERFECT
PERFECT

Whoops meant to reply to

Nurse

Speaking of which, the Broodmother from Dragon Age Origins

Nah m8

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woo

I hope we get SFM models out of that game

back to your containment board

>Not rulling the world with Daddy-o with this bitch on a leash

Good game, looking forward to Dishonored 2, Arkane

but nignog that is not technically a monster girl

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tfw you will never marry alice and live happy forver and have little snake babies

PERFECT

Does Envy count?

>Acid grool
>Bugs in vagina
Good luck user

I love how Imp Midna with clothes on is way more lewd than just her naked.

>Envu
>Brul

shit taste

>>Envu
>>Brul
what?

This. Alice is cute! CUTE!

user, why? ;_;

BECAUSE WE DO NOT EXIST IN THE SAME UNIVERSE
I JUST WANT ALICE SENPAI

it would be like fucking a hot bowl of rice!

Yeah except the rice crawls inside your dick and lays eggs

>fugging monsters

Pretty messed up when you realize that was a sentient female, most likely human or elven, infected with the blight and dragged underground to slowly go mad and give birth to an endless army of monsters.

>not fugging monsters

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shittier taste

BEST!!!!!!

not fugging monsters

>no love for quelaag and the fair lady

>fake tits
>inexplicable fleshy bottom

gross my man

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>liking the ghost
quads doesn't mean you're tastes aren't shit

well actually, undead flesh

Monster Musoume or whatever is garbage and most of those are scaley you idiot and suu is shit

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i wanted her to use me as her own personal mic

>Who fucks a fish
Mermaids are the most widespread monstergirl, people have wanted to fuck them for since we first sailed the seas. You dare mock our heritage?

Goo is indeed best, hoers is second.

>I JUST WANT ALICE SENPAI
I know, user-sama, we all do. But don't give up hope! We might end up living in the age of monstergirls after all

>Seriously, who fucks a snake?
Sneks a best, user

True. Dancer and Voordt seem to have reacted differently, though. They probably had a closer relationship with Pontiff by virtue of being the only named Outrider knights in the game.

I like my birbs with arms.

I heard the sequel or something was crap

and the kids turned out stupid

That thing is deeply invested in the blowjob skill tree.

>Not wanting to fuck a fish

>I heard the sequel or something was crap
>and the kids turned out stupid
Only sequel I've heard of is Paradox, desu, and it's pretty fucking good
No kids in it yet either... or at least, not Alice and Luka's. I remember there was a sequel/epilogue manga floating around, but it was unofficial; are you sure you're not thinking of that?

you can't have sex with a fish though. the best you could hope for a sloppy blowjob so she can spit your seed all over her eggs.

fuck, never thought it that way
Bad ending might be dick getting shreded

You gotta stick it in her egg hole then.

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>Can't have sex with a fish
Do yourself a favor and look up mermaid porn quick if only for informational purposes, because I assure you, there is a fish vagina on every mermaid that matters.

Japanese doujin are lies

merpeople proud and noble

Godamnit.

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I bet you are one of those homos from the Kastolatian Sea, Porkyus did nothing wrong.

Alright, which Vydia got a giant Naga/snake lady

I thought some fishes do reproduce through sex?

Got a link to something in the new art style?

>What happened to this game?
Sony wanted to focus on pushing Horizon as their next big game so they put the boots to it and are setting this one to flop instead

the female fish lays a bunch of unfertilized eggs, and then the male goes over and jizzes all over them. that's how it usually works for them.

and they're wildly inaccurate

then again I'm the kind of guy who will complain when a dragon or kobold isn't depicted with a proper cloaca.

You could totally fuck a mermaid if it was the dolphin/orca kind of mermaid

Mermaids are half human and half fish, it would make sense they would have a vagina.
>dragon or kobold cloaca

Does the Mithra race count as Monster Girl or Furry... either way that's my answer to your fugging question

cosplay crap

I still need to get this game, not sure if the W10 update is still free though.

About as much as angels I'd imagine, just chicks with a few extra parts.

Looks too normal.

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>there will never be an open world game like skyrim but with good controls and actually good where everyone is a form of monster girl/boy
>start as a human and get mutated into various degrees of any of the monster species
>basically Corruption of Champions but good, 3d, and none of this creepy fetishy shit
>will never be qt armored lightning harpy indiscriminately kicking the shit out of everyone

he has a gigantinc monster form

spoiler

make a fucking kickstarter and do it yourself

>he

snake and spider rest can fuck off especially horse its not even a cool animal to be combined w/ and shed just shit everywhere without even noticing

I'd fuck her and deal with the consequences of smelling like I have fishsticks in my pants.

Well, do you want to fuck the normal form or the monster form?

both
why?

damn dude that sounds like a shit ton of work just to beat off

me personally i like to beat off as quick as possible so i can stop fucking around and get back to work

it's a shapeshifter.

Fun fact: fresh fish actually has a sweet smell to it.

Well I guess it counts since the monster form meets the criteria.

t. guy who has never been to a fishmarket

>Double

Since I'm a scrub it's more the white haired lilith bitch that gets me going in Agony.

She got a huge shnoze here but looks pretty in the trailers.

It.
was

The fish market stinks because you can't stop fish juice from contaminating the shelves and stinking the place up. A freshly caught and cut fish actually has a sweet and pleasant smell by itself, and this is what they serve in medium to high end sushi restaurants.

Surely at some point the story also actually connected back to the actual guy called Tenno and the Technocide virus stuff right? I mean he basically became an Excalibur between his mutations and armor.

BIG
BUG
THORAX

And living fish don't smell too bad, at least from my limited experience.

I've always wondered what they'd look like down there, especially since some of them have torn skirts

So fish smell from above as well below, swell.

I like toaster robutts

How about some Breath of Fire girls?

I think it was Bleu/Deis that got me into monster girls before I realized it was a thing.

While I'm at it, have some kitty-katt

What about giant isopodes?

I would literally unironically fuck an Argonian woman if I could.

>anchor logo
>snip snip
This is great.

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>Anchor Computers

What a casual. You need Portholes to run any good monster girl game, everyone knows that.

Good taste

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I would fuck a monster girl SCP-682

Would you a fertilize plant girl (male)?

id be in for a ride, hhehuehuahsuddsfsdf

I don't care if she's a centaur/dryad/whatever, her voice alone makes me wanna fuck her.

If I was a little older when I played these games I'd probably be a furfag at least even more than I am now.

user you can't seriously think you'll get away with some black smudges can you?

> I'd probably be a furfag

To be honest, fapping to furry porn isnt the same thing as wearing a spazzy dog suit and pretending to be a wolf and making barking sounds.

I fap to plenty of furry porn because some of that anthro shit is simply too hot to NOT want to fuck, but I would never in my wildest dreams call myself a furry and pretend to be a tiger or some shit.

I really enjoyed how morbid it was, wish DA didn't lose its edge with the new titles.

>END OF LOCATION

I guess it's go-time.

Would you?

What's the name of this anorexic ghost JAV again?

sharks mate

URAM-001 or something.

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You really expect someone to cash out enough shells for a Porthole?

Furry porn is just another form of porn, as long as you don't go full autism and start pretending to be a dog you'll be fine

As long as you stay on the surface everything will be fine

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Ya got a spider on your shoulder.

Does Morrigan count?

If you mean the succubus tittymonster, no.

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Awwww...

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My hobby is hunting, so whenever I play WoW and see the dryads there I tend to jack off like crazy, listening to tribal drums, while I tend to imagine what's it like to saddle that whore on the moist foliage. Get that lean and fit body squirming as you jackhammer her puss in the primal grip of the moment, cementing your state as the apex creation of nature, capable of transcending and utilizing everything to its own gains.

>Who fucks a fish
Google dolphin pussy. Objectively the best vaginas on the planet. I know they are not technically a fish, but fuck you.

Ia

Snakes a best, whorse worst.

There are two types of people.

The fuck is this game

I wonder how they would react to getting raped

kindred or w/e the goat thing is from league

But where tho. I'm not sure there bottom halves could do anything for me I'd like. Tits are great tho

Look at your dick and ask yourself if you could please that beast. Really think about it

>My hobby is hunting, so whenever I play WoW and see the dryads there I tend to jack off like crazy
Did this sentence make sense in your head somehow

sopping
wet
doe
cunny

I prefer the Dota1 variant

Unacceptabur

Only option

It sure sounded more cohesive in my mind. Essentially what I was saying was: Since I tend to shoot deer with a gun, might as well shoot a load into one. I mean, Freud is on my side with his observations over Eros and Thanathos. Combining extreme emotions can be pretty invigorating.

Considering deer dick ain't all that large, I'd gather its pretty conceivable.

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> focus on pushing Horizon
Now they are getting two flops.

Are those dicks? Please tell me those are dicks.

faggot

Furry shit. Fuck off, snekhack.

yes

>futa with balls
Very yes.

>that black corner where the dick used to be

Oh, how fun it was when someone pointed it out.

>not fully fucking scaled
Granberia is fucking garbage and this comes from someone who was hyped as fuck until the armor came off.

Xana would have been fucking perfect, especially the ending where you keep her, but defy your father to rule alone.

Only slight issue is that my mother's name is Zana. the only difference is the first sylable is a long A. REALLY not the happiest coincidence.

That would imply that she has a beehive where her womb and ovaries should be

So you stick your dick in there and it's immediately stung by five hundred bees

gg

still best soft belly lizard

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I'd lick those golden toes ;)

I just realized Monster Girls plus Vore fetish is quite rare.

Monster girl eats wife after bearing my child and fattening up for new Monster gf to slowly digest.

I think I'm onto something.

That is one cute frog?

>furry thread

Eh, fuck it. Posting anyway.

thats why they are monster girls and not just monsters

they resemble girls.

>i wish she would suck my cock.

>isnt even a naga

>would hold cloth with raid up to her face and then fuck her defenseless passed out body

NO ITS A MUSHROOM

>Raping a bug
No good will come of this.

>it's not a monstergirl unless it's a furry
Cred Forums you crazy.
Besides, robots are better and don't lay their eggs in your ass.

>"monstergirl" shit

Time for a test

Sayama or Rupert
Prob Sayama

I want to upload my dick into that ass.

I don't want to put my succubus waifu on a leash. I want her to put me on a leash.

>fish markets eradicate all old fish smell before the juice sours

nice job.

Rupert all the way

Any of the first three.

My brother.

Literally anywhere

Anya.

>"""""monster"""""girls that are literally just humans wearing a dumb costume
>haha wow I'm such a freak for wanting to bang this

Thanks for ruining another top tier fetish, normies.

rupert

>ponyfuckers trying to put us into the same group.

t. Furfag.

Instead of "your dick pleasing her", think of it more like "her using your body to get herself off".

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t. Accountant w/3 kids from another man

Google winking mares.

fuck off normalfag, you arent special

t. Triggered by ancient mythology.

>complains about normies
>I have no idea what mythology is.

> monsters from the start have history have also just been beautiful women with animal parts
> nagas
> lamias
> harpies
> centaurs
> mermaids
> nymphs
> sirens
> seductress yokai and monsters from around the world in general
Go fist an android, user

Or use my dick as a leash. She can wrap her tail around it to pull me along while leaving her hands free.

Al that shit is fucking gay.
Gorgons and Hydras are where it's at

You've played right into my hands.

>fisting an android
>punishment
And don't bring up that stupid picture.

Cooking Lamia or Deus Vult.

You mean the monster that was never a sex thing until humaned up, like the gorgon?

Name one thing in ancient greece that wasn't a sex thing. One thing.

The non sexy monsters.
Also amazons for the most part.

gorgons
minotuar
hydra
gryphons
echidna
chimera
the river styx
nemeian lion

This sounds kind of stupid.

> Echidna
> the monster literally described as having youthful attractive features and made for pumping out babies
I'm inclined to disagree on that one. Also, not the user you're responding to.

Ornifex is so fucking hot

Stop believing the Hercules and Xena shows.

Rupert

Close call between Rhodesia and Sonja. I've always wanted to be a royal concubine, but Sonja is both strong and muscular as well as motherly and nurturing. It might come down to whether or not Rhodesia would be into bringing in other girls for threesomes with me and her, or even taking in a girl as a full-time sister slave for me.

Name one monstergirl who can defeat this.

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that webm
you know the one

I'm surprised it was a man demon that got a human woman pregnant in Final and not the other way around.
Then again there was that jilted Bai Su Zhen in IV.

Not sure if dryads count or not, but I like them.

>is a vampire
>has a reflection

What.

Granberries!

God all of the demons were good, but they really nailed it with lust.

My checklist.

Thanks doc

Disgusting.

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Autistic cripples playing with future rock'em sock'em robots.

Good taste right here.

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>mfw reading Alfie

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Koto is superior.

nagas>lamias

>female pyramid head
oh my

the reminds me of the spider girl from beast wars

Rhodesia. Felicia would be okay except as someone who has roomies that are constantly throwing loud obnoxious parties, let me tell you that shit gets old fast.

>Sonja
>Comes from a culture where men are expected to be meek and women to be aggressive and predatory
>This is listed as a negative

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No, no I don't. Please enlighten me.

Fookin Sayama all day everyday.

Who can pick anything else.
She souns fine as hell!

>sjw
>touches my vidya
>I won't clean for her
>a bitch
>won't let my little sister visit
>a lawfag
Guess it's Rupert.

Oooooh baby

goodchoice, Rupert is godtier

what is she gonna do to that poor knight

>dvorah will never be dere dere because sehs evil as fuck
>you'll never slide your hand across her head
>you'll never go down under drinking honey until she explodes because her entire body is literally a weapon
literally unsexable.

Kill him.

oh no

>sjw
Except I would actually see the monster girls being prosecuted for being, well, monsters

Just like any given touhou.

Bitch would claw my eyes out for not liking cake and then laugh it off.

RUPERT
U
P
E
R
T

Sonja.

I can actually see the world being flooded by thirsty sexy demon ladies and the landwhales and psychos would still be having white knights.

Who doesnt like cake??

Will she kill him with lots of snu snu?

>morbidly obese landwhales actually triggered because no man would want a "real woman" with all the new options available
Im just waiting for science to make nagas so I can trick my girlfriend into it and then act all supportive to her

That was never the original idea. Teno were always something, but they were never people in suits.

Google "ornifex webm" and the first tumblr result is the one

Enjoy life

My nigga.

Nope, not ever. They just threw in weapon references to him alongside Excalibur being based on him. Never ever any actual connection back to Tenno or the Technocide stuff ever.

Don't even bother playing or giving the devs money for that matter, it's just a grinding simulator with a cash shop at this point.

She looks like her face was done up like Goldust.

I never liked it.
Pie though, is another story.

The joke was that they still had lots of men after them.

The poor kids in Africa would rejoice if they got cake! And you deny it?
Shame!....Shame!.....Shame!

Yes, cake is nasty.
Mostly the frosting.

Sexiest women in the whole game.

Wait a minute if a Lamia coils up on you during sleep is it possible for you to die of hypothermia because since they are reptilians and will sap you off heat?

Envy is a dude retard

Sonja Burr.

But Sayama and Rhodesia are pretty good choices too. Minimal effort and you get either good cooking or sex.

>hourglass figure
>on an abomination with scythe hands
Why?
Just why?
And why does it make my dick hard?

Even better

>Sonja Burr

Enjoy being cockblocked since she will look upon you as her child wich means there goes all lust from her.

>Envy is a dude retard

>Let's see here, we have all these monster grills and the old guy. What's up with him?

>Oh yeah, Rupert it is.

Doesn't matter to me. She's probably more likely to let me laze around the dorm, because she doesn't want me hurting myself doing chores. Judging by the fact that she won't let me invite any other monstergirls over and dotes on me like I can't take care of myself.

Living the dream. All I gotta do is go to class with her and she'll handle everything when I get back. Maximum laziness and comfy.

Who are you quoting?

>love height difference
>shortstack lamia
>tall buff amazon

decisions decisions

>lightheart
>Non-weird puritan workout partner
>Trustworthy person to watch my back
>We can go on holy crusades like in the old days
>Take secret monster sex vacations without her under the guise of training with family


gonna be fun till it all falls apart

Considering none of those monsters girls are monster enough for my tastes, and Amelia is boring, I'm gonna have to pick Rupert

Now that is pretty sexy

Does this count?
I want to marry her

More of these please, or somewhere I can find more?

Even in full on devil mode, she ain't monster enough.
I mean, you can still like her, but she's nothing special design-wise.

>Good prospect of landing a job after college
>No house chores
>Get to look at that fine-ass figure all day erry day
>Have to please the mistress sexually to her liking
>Aren't allowed to leave until she's satisfied

It's a close call between Rhodesia and Felicia, but the demon princess caters juuust a bit more to my fetishes.

Implying an Argonian woman would fuck an user like you

Based Rupert of course.

Didn't expect to see a goblin Slayer pic here, +1 mate

>not the THICC version with the huge tits

no

Anya is clearly the best so long as I still get o have my gayman PC.
'
TV is for tools.

Shortstack lamia or DEUS VULT.
The others are pretty shit.

What's with the old snake?

Sonja is best

>Aren't allowed to leave until she's satisfied
But why would you want to leave at all? Just stay and let her take care of you in exchange for your body.

Breddy gud.

is that..
..SO?

Yeah that's the point, she'll never be satisfied and I get to be her slave forever. It's a win-win situation.

>wanting eggs in your small intestine

Ah, I see. Carry on, then.

>tfw no rich monster girl to sell your body to

>violent insecure asshole with a pushy family
FUCK NO
>inconsiderate drunkard
FUCK NO
>Lazy mooch
FUCK NO
>Marrying up, lots of guaranteed sexual stuff, actually keeps up on responsibilities, only problem is equivalent of rental agreement
... How is this one bad?
>Eager to be motherly... only downside is no friends-that-are-girls allowed
I think I'd be OK with this
>DEUS VULT
PRAISE THE SUN
>Bro-tier dude of a room-mate
MAH MAN.

Rhodesia, Sonja, Amelia, and Rupert would all be excellent.

Good taste. Rachnee's spider body freaks me out, but her personality makes up for it.

Whats that touhou again thats a big girl but has this thing on her forehead, she always drinks some kind of alcoholic drink

Yuugi.
She eats people.

I love how I can always recognize this artist just from his linework.

This is the only pocket monster that it is acceptable to fug.

Goddamn it.

>implying
You sure are boring if that's the only one
It's like you don't even wanna fuck monsters

Youkai are demons under a different name.
Why where you expecting different behaviour?

Does this count?

>choosing only the most human ones
Get the fuck outta here with your bullshit

What's the difference between oni and yokai, then? I was always under the impression that it was
>oni = demons
>yokai = fey

Old godzilla was stomping around

Oni are a kind of youkai

Nigga come on. Even Papi and Suu know what's up.

does it still have tits?

Angewoman doesn't even count.

Does this count?

>goes after an sentient pile of aids in CS

Just imagine her choking you while giving you a two-handed rub 'n' tug.

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Well because she seems nice, and maybe you can play around them by providing gifts and fetisehs like they do in those temples.

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This thread needs more wraith.
10/10 user. My feelings exactly.

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Yes.

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>she seems nice
It's a demon.

Honestly I prefer this to just "dudes in suits" because now we have an interesting relationship between the tenno kids and their harem of refined technocyte monsters. And without a tenno guiding them the warframes aren't inert they're just beast-like.

Because despite all his epic shit, he hollows, his God hollows, and then they sorta just sit around until The Ashen One murders them.

That said, both of them had good taste
>Frost weapons
>Gigantic killer wherewolf beasts
>Rings focusing on rampages
>Curses 4m tall giants into rampaging beasts

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That looks like a guy to me.

>Hey buddy I think you got the wrong door...

>Fuck you

pick one

w-well demons have feelings too

Why not?

Well then...

Man I miss the Wraith threads. Literally no discussion about the trash game she was in, just the fantastic ass and hips.

They don't actually refer to him directly, but Excalibur has a premium Proto Armor and Proto Glaive skin that are literally his armor and glaive. This is a screenshot from he original Dark Sector game but the warframe version is identical. It's just a reference to an older game of theirs.

>all are an eyeball's used goods
Kill them all.

Hunger, hatred, and anger are all they feel.

Proto suit best suit.

you've got that wrong. everyone is rance's used goods; it's just that not everyone knows it yet.

>bird
>furry

Literally anyone who says that is fucking retarded and needs to fucking gut themselves, shit on their family and then jump off a cliff.

>birds
>not furry

It's the same with anthropomorphic lizards, they all are lumped together under the furry label because they're all basically the same thing

Except they aren't. Fur is a mammalian trait, birds don't have such things and anyone who says that needs to fucking kill themselves.

It's all lumped under the same label because the same kind of people jack off to that stuff.

Except not all harpies are just birds with some skin, something like Papi is far more human looking than most harpies. Same with Medli from Wind Waker.

Thats because they've been raised by shitty demon-parents

A human outlook could brighten their world

I choose none. I didn't even want to do them ingame, the scenes weren't that good and Masamune was too much of a gigantic bro and cool guy. I was actually glad you couldn't fuck Omachi no matter what you did, and instead I just wished there was an alternate route where you could play Masamune with his own story that didn't include Rance.

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>mfw can't ever enjoy wasp girls after reading Berserk

I always thought she was half-naked in the game until I saw a recurring theme of those nipple tassets in various artworks.

Mosquito girl is superior.

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>Mosquito girl
Such an abomination should never exist. I mean yeah, she's probably REALLY good at sucking you off, but you're gunna be itchy as hell the rest of the night.

It used to be canon until they went "Fuck it, its no longer canon"

What if i prefer the other girls?
Tio a best

>that classic vanilla art that barely exists
post more senpai

It wouldn't.

Except she is monster girl. Just because she's more humanlike doesn't change that fact.

Oh my fuck I thought I was the only one

Who MGE here?

You can try user!

Teach these bitter, resentful spawn of malice and hatred that life isn't all bad even though they're still in hell

Don't forget Scylla.

She was once a cute nymph until that one thing that turned her into the monster we know.

And her idiot dad instead of letting her die for good resurrects her out of grief when she gets slain.

Mages are kinda like monster girls, r-right?

>cu sith and Cait sith
No user.

ADULT ATTACK

>Mods are letting an offtopic furry thread with no vidya discussion to be found hit the bump limit

Im laffin. What a time to be alive.

Well, considering that the term 'monster' applies to something not-normal, I'd wage them as monsters too

However, would you to live in the Warcraft universe, they wouldn't be called monsters, considering how normal they would be to things all around them.

Also, they could have the personality of a monster, if for example their powers are monstrous, like really strong spellcasters that have no equal.

Having that much power messes around with your humanity I'd wager.

Is that some dolphin puss

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>furry thread

There's hardly anything furry in this thread, retard.

who isn't?

>First time seeing Wraith in game
>friend:dude she's got hips like a chick
>yeah man it's kinda h-...uh eerie.
>friend: Yeah user, you're right it's eerie!
>haha...yeah
>vigorously masturbate an hour later to Wraith.

>thick ancient one

Every woman with magic has to have some kind of power complex.

Theres hardly anything vidya in this thread either.

>characters are from vidya
>"there's hardly anything vidya in this thread"

You are beyond retarded, kid.

Monmuse isnt a video game kid.

People who aren't fur fags.

It has a game.

A few non-game examples does not invalidate a thread, kid.

Stay retarded.

Neck yourself.

Actually it is.

Dont be a retard. If I actually bothered to report every post in this thread thats just mere fetish discussion Id run out of report slots in 5 minutes.

Would definitely slam a floran after we have a pair of roasts for dinner.

>that
>a game

I thought I was on Cred Forums, not some forum for moms who think Cookie Clicker is a game.

>announcing your reports

Smooth move, newfag.

>announcing you can't read

Real smooth.

I want a loyal maid waifu that wants nothing but to serve me in order because she wants my attention

>no butt crack is better

Monstergirlfags are the worst.

Your post directly says you have reported, you illiterate dipshit.

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Khajiit will go from zero to turbo slut if you offer her some skooma.

Wow, I thought you were just joking but you literally cant read.

>he doesn't like monster girls

Nobody worth giving a shit about does.

Oh I can, certainly better than you. Nice grammar by the way, not.

Do hobbits count as monster girls?

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I thought everyone learned about suppositional in first grade. Guess you didnt make it that far.

Reminds me of the Big Sisters from Bioshock

Made it further than you, considering I actually know how to properly write things like "didn't".

Does your mother know you're on Cred Forums, junior?

Always wondered what they looked like inside the suits. They didn't go through nearly as much procedure as the Big Daddies, so the most I could ever figure was they were probably a bit on the scrawny side.

The period goes inside the quotation marks, smart guy.

>The period goes inside the quotation marks

Does Alice from MGQ have a vagina or not?

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Doesn't always have to, retard. But please, keep denying the fact that you announced your reports like a total newfag, it sure is helping your case.

yes

She can have whatever vagina Luka wants, user

She has the title of shittiest girl.

yes
and, her being the magic lord, can attach various organs onto her or onto you.

No, it does always have to. You're a retard.

You fucking delete this

No, it doesn't. It's astounding how wrong you can be about so many things, retard.

Is that what you said to your English teacher when you failed the class?

Considering I passed with top grades, I think I know better on the subject than an actual kid who thinks it's ok to announce his reports.

>Cookie Clicker is a game
stop posting, because that was made by someone from Cred Forums.

wait she becomes her cock servant or something eventually? I remember in the first game she was all bitchy, but I got tired of waiting for translations and never touched the other games. So eventually she craves Luka cock like any other slut and does his every bidding?

Why would I bother reporting anything when reporting does nothing at all? Hell, my dolphin picture is still up. Great job mods.

Don't bother, the kid's clearly retarded.

>only fucking your floran wife after a gigantic meal so she doesn't get tempted to eat you alive during sex

>because that was made by someone from Cred Forums.

That explains why it's not a game.

More of a game than your mother's cunt.

She doesn't become his sex slave or anything, but she does fall in love/marry him. She admits her feelings before the two of them head off to the Monster Lord's castle, and the proceeds to lose her virginity to him

>I thought I was on Cred Forums
>That explains why it's not a game.
make up your fucking mind, and stop trying to save face on the internet you, fuck fag.

So still not a game.

>I thought I was on Cred Forums

What? Literally nobody said this.

>it's not a game because I say so

Oh look, a kid who thinks he knows what qualifies as a video game.

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It's not a game because it's not a game.