Name ONE (1) canon vidya gay couple

Name ONE (1) canon vidya gay couple

no lesbo stuff

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waluigi and wario

Most of the ones I know are NPCs that are either nameless or so unimportant they might as well be. There was that one gay couple in Guild Wars 2 for example, one of the beginner missions for that tree people race has you protect a gay guy and his lover.

I want yoshi to shit on my face.

...

yoshi and birdo

Me and my husbando

...I mean, I guess? Birdo is trans or something right? Does that count as gay or is Birdo supposed to be a "girl"?

This one is actually true...

yoshi is full on gay, and birdo is a pre-op tranny with a dick

>...
Homosexuals detected.

If Yoshi is supposed to be a dude, but he lays eggs.... what, is he some kind of post ops trans then?

this guy and his gay lover

Erica and Toby

yoshi got his dick removed, but kept his uterus so he can lay eggs

...

Man I love everything about that game.

that girl was trans? I never finished this movie, I only went in til they killed Catherine

Erica is clearly a man, even at first glance.

...

Go finish it, stupid

>no lesbo stuff
Is futanari by growing dicks through the wonder of alchemy gay or /u/?

/u/, I'd say. Girls with dicks are still girls. I wonder if Totori and Mimi will be in Musou All Stars?

>vidya will never be as progressive as cartoons

Every western cartoon is shit except for Rick and Morty desu
And even then that show's fanbase is cancerous as fuck.

I was gonna argue this, but really, dudes with boobs are still dudes. Even if a dude could produce milk in the capacity a woman could you would call them a chick. So why would a chick with a dick be any different?

The dick is more like a grown clitoris, most dickgirls don't have balls but a pussy instead.

Hey guys who remembers captain underpants

good taste

Lucretia and Lelei from Suikoden V

Wtf I hate captain underpants now!?

The main difference is that it is a thing that doesn't actually exist, so it isn't worth arguing whether a chick with a dick is a man or a woman.

Check your fucking privilege!!!

Pokemon

Does yoshi even count as male or female? I thought they were like slugs and had ony one "gender"

>got penis removes
>but kept uterus

???

...

People without a sense of self irony about their sexuality or bodily predicaments need to just stay off the internet.

In related news, look how fucking politically correct the sex ed is getting, to the point of being confusing nonsense:

teenhealthsource.com/puberty/puberty-male-assigned/

You can't even enjoy Bojack?

you could say it's lesbian or gay depending on your point of view, but the actual board /u/ does not welcome futanari. I've seen posts there of girls with interesting "alternative" genitalia before (like aliens or monster girls) and of course sex toys like strap-ons aren't uncommon, but actual penises are forbidden there.

a lot of art that depicts unusually masculine lesbians is often laughed out of the joint, too. i think there's a containment thread for those sort of images now since they're not breaking any rules, but /u/ generally prefers their women to be very much on the feminine end of the scale.

He was pretty cool in Madworld.

>I posted it again
01 and 02 from undertale

>even implying that something could or should be judged on its fanbase

don't

>"no lesbo stuff"
>most images are very slim, feminine-looking boys and in one case an mtf that looks like an actual girl

you fags can't even commit to your own faggotry, this is shameful.

There's the couple you barge in on and shoot in the Dreamweb, but they are very minor characters.

What are the character names

Chicks with dicks or men with tits? Because apparently men can produce milk if you stimulate their nipples enough or something? And like... shit, I dunno. If you were to pump hormones or some shit into the clit, would that do anything?

The one on the left is the Admiral from KanColle. Forget the name of the one on the right, but it's just a cute girl with short hair.

Oh yeah? How you like that?

Not him, but I tried watching Bojack.
First season was pretty fun, worth watching.
Second one went downhill fast and I couldn't finish it due to all the horrible cringe-as-humor bullshit.

Most memefags aren't actually gay, just into traps and futa. They think they're gay because of the meme that futa is gay.

Traps are full-on homo.

You can meme all you want, actual gays don't fap to traps.

In before autistic red herrings about sex and sexuality that avoid the reality that gay men don't fap to traps and the gayest trap lovers are hetero-leaning bis.

>thinking being into dicks is gay
How does one come to such a conclusion

Traps are like diet homo. It's like drinking lite beer. Like you're still drinking beer in a way but you're being a little bitch about it and actual beer drinkers are making fun of you.

>actual gays
Nigga this fast majority split themselves into two groups, manly tops and femmy bottoms

100% homo here to tell you you're a faggot
I fap to traps, and occasionally to futa when the mood strikes

I know plenty of dick-sucking, pussy-repulsed, man-loving gay dudes who love traps.
Not all gay dudes are bara lovers.

>100% homo
>I fap to (...) futa
100% straight here, I fap mainly to FtMs like Buck Angel

>lite beer
no, traps are like vodka cruisers.

nice try, he loves his nee-san.

Only good for shoving up your ass?

Fruity shit you feel bad for liking?

God, now I want cruiser-tans. A bunch of awkward cutesy Loli looking things and you gotta figure out which ones the trap. Gotta be the obvious flavours like banana, grape, coconut

Nigger is there different endings? I finished one but it wasn't the original video I was watching and now im confused :(

Do tight male bonds count?

>all this talk of alcohol
>tfw been drinking so much that I'm starting to get a bit of a gut
>tfw it's also filling out my ass

help

>tfw lost a lot of weight
>tfw my ass is now approaching hank hill status

time to do some squats

CONCRETE RULEBOOK ON WHAT MAKES YOU GAY IF YOU HAVE A DICK

WHAT MAKES YOU GAY
>whacking it to images of "solo+male"
>performing homosexual intercourse (that means you and a guy, if they have a dick it's a guy)
>masturbating anally in any form
>getting pegged or whacking it to a man/futa getting pegged
>autofellatio or cumming in your own mouth
WHAT MAKES YOU BI
>performing actions in both the first and third category
>inserting as the female in heterosexual porn
>whacking it to images of "solo+futa"
>whacking it to porn where a man performs both hetero and homosexual acts
WHAT DOESN'T MAKE YOU GAY OR BI
>whacking it to "solo+female"
>whacking it to lesbian porn*
>>>>>>>>* = negated if one of the girls uses a strap-on and you insert as the bottom
>whacking it to heterosexual porn and inserting as the male
>whacking it to straight or lesbian porn without inserting yourself in a role
>performing heterosexual intercourse (that means you and a girl, if she has a dick it's not a girl)
>having unwilling intercourse with a guy or unknowingly having such intercourse

IMPORTANT AS FUCK NOTE
>It's nobody else's business what you fap to. You shouldn't have shame in your sexual desire so long as you keep it to yourself and don't hurt anybody.

I really hope I didn't miss anything

tl;dr: whacking it to futa images makes you gay depending on the context, it's more common that an interest in futanari implies you're bisexual.

>inserting as the female in heterosexual porn

So I guess I wasn't a faggot after all.

Thanks user.

Why are men always so damn self conscious about being gay? If you like dick when you're gay, if you are not into it then you are not. Why can't people be happy about what they are into as long as it does not hurt anybody?

Bi is still a faggot user, you like dick/being bottom. No amount of liking vagina/heterosex will make you straight if you like dick/being bottom

It's probably less of disliking gay people and more disliking the idea that they don't really know who they are, which is frightening to be fair.

That's too long and overly specific.

Here's a better one:

WHAT MAKES YOU GAY
>being attracted to men
WHAT MAKES YOU STRAIGHT
>being attracted to women
WHAT MAKES YOU BI
>being attracted to both men and women

That's it. No magic, no special cases, no dicks and no vaginas.

Everyone on Cred Forums is a faggot, it has nothing to do with sexuality.

If it were that simple people wouldn't argue about it
Also the biggest reasons these arguments happen is the existence of futa porn and traps.

>even at first glance.
You can say that with hindsight, sure, but she's anime. You can't say for certain it's a guy without very clearly defined male qualities, and having a female voice with a female face and female figure leaves no room for debate until they started dropping the heavy hints.

Men are such fragile creatures. They should really stop acting like overgrown boys. It ain't cute to anyone but their mother.

The only straight stuff I can get off to is loli porn.

Maybe I just have a thing for flat chests.

If autistic "gayness math" had any value, it would end the arguments long ago.
The truth is, no matter how many times you repeat that traps and futa is the gayest gay since Gaylord Gay arrived in Gaytown, it doesn't really change much about people's sexual preferences.

People are fragile creature*

>>masturbating anally in any form
>>getting pegged or whacking it to a man/futa getting pegged
as a homo i'm gonna say those aren't gay, although there's probably a correlation between guys who are into that and guys who are at least closet bi, but there's nothing gay about anal play

"She's" way too forward for a common woman and it clearly has a masculine chin.

Only white men.

White men are naturally sissies.

If you enjoy having something pushed up your ass you probably aren't full-on straight

Why can't the lizards just kill us already? The human conscious was a mistake.

This, I fucking hate white men.

Especially straight, millenial, christian (or agnostic) men.

Not necessarily, proper anal play can feel incredible- proper is the keyword here. With the proper anal stimulation you can achieve a type of orgasm that is simply impossible without it. It's not difficult to imagine being straight but addicted to that type of orgasm.

If you enjoy being rammed and pounded without any "finesse" then yeah, that's pretty gay.

This. I can't wait for the day white men die.

Lots of straight guys enjoy a satisfying shit, and that's not that far.

But who is the gayest?

Snake and Otacon. pay attention user

Says who? There's no other party. Unless masturbation is gay too now.

>If you enjoy being rammed and pounded without any "finesse" then yeah, that's pretty gay.
Finesse in sex is really gay
It's like fashion - only for women and fags

Yo

1. Is that sexual pleasure or just "thank god that's over"?
2. Enjoying the release of waste can be attributed to instinct

>If you enjoy being rammed and pounded without any "finesse" then yeah, that's pretty gay

What? But my boyfriend says that's not gay.

>If you enjoy being rammed and pounded without any "finesse" then yeah, that's pretty gay

Aw, but that's the best part.

Sadly most gay stuff in Japan is yaoi. Which tend to be girly. Bara is more rare since gay male gamers are more rare than all the yaoi fan girls.

Futa is objectively gay under certain circumstances, if you're into futa on guy you might as well buy a mac and move to San Fran.

jacking off without looking at anything is just wanting to have your dick in something, it is sexually neutral and instinctual.
shoving a dildo up your ass is wanting to be the bottom, and that doesn't happen to a man in heterosexual intercourse.

Me~

What if the female wears a strap-on?

Not when it comes to buttsex. Being pounded without a care hurts a lot and the only way you can enjoy that is if you specifically enjoy the idea that some guy's dick is abusing your butthole. Nothing wrong with that, it can be fun too especially if you start slow. But proper buttplay where the priority is making you feel good, not just to turbo pump a load inside of you, gives you all these unique sensations; and pain is not one of them.

Getting pegged means you are not straight

>Never heard of pegging
Males can easily get off to anal sex. It's not really gay. Gay is actively seeking a guy to get you off.

But it's a female and a male having intercourse. By definition it's straight.

Sometimes pleasure of release is part of it, but pressure on the prostate will turn on any guy. The only way for a guy to get that sensation is to stimulate it. Stimulation of that kind usually involves objects and phenomena not native to the anus.

It just so happens that not many guys ever figure out, through their entire lives, that stuffing something up their ass can give them untold pleasure because it's really fucking gay to do that.

Wait wait wait. So how is fapping to getting pegged by a girl with a strap on gay but fapping to futanari girls with dicks not gay? Like, since futanaris are girls with actual dicks surely that should be MORE gay than girls with fake dicks?

I'd like if if there were more characters who were flat but not lolis, and I'd like it even more if they were flat, not lolis AND didn't have a complex about having a flat chest.

Oh well. Dog x Scissors had a nice flat chested 22 year old.

I used to read those all the time in elementary. Those things are still running now?

Why does that like 8 year old girl get so aroused telling people about her like 12 or 13 year old brother's sexual turn fetish with an Arbok?

Why does she even know that? Guess Pokemon is really going for the loli fanbase, I know they tried with Dawn but now they're going even younger. That girl looks way younger compared to Dawn, and Dawn was younger than Ash, right?

What if it's Buck Angel doing the pegging?

cannon

Once again, Japan is the more diverse place.
Look on the bright side Yanks, Japan is pretty much your bull when it comes to diversity!

>All these faggots

KYS.

You've never watched XYZ have you?

Thin men don't look anything like disgusting women. Get your eyes checked.

Only if they've seen each other naked.

>Yandere tsundere wants to fuck a dog
>Yandere little sister goes insane, believes the dog is her big brother
>She's actually right
>Yandere author conducts a short story writing competition... TO THE DEATH
>She also wants to fuck the dog

What fucking even was this anime?

yaci from samurai shodown: warriors rage (ps1) had a transvestite girlfriend, a geisha named namino

i'm not sure if this could be considered gay, since transvestites are women, the best kind of women precisely

wew

amazing game

Objectively best.

As a bisexual, some of these like pegging, anal masturbation or futa just depend on the kind of pleasure you take from it really. Could be fem-dom, prostate stimulation, wanting to be fucked, roleplaying as the futa, etc.

I agree with that note tough. Just do to whatever gets you hard as long as you don't hurt anyone. Who cares if people have an obsession with labeling everything. Experiment as much as you can and you will learn a great deal about your body and mind.

Link and ganon

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>Getting a sensual hug from an Arbok
Her brother has good taste

S-Source please

First one that comes to mind.