Name a character who could beat Guy "The Flavortown" Fieri. Protip: You can't
Name a character who could beat Guy "The Flavortown" Fieri. Protip: You can't
Asher Thomas
Brody Miller
Your mom's cooking is probably better
Colton Perez
His identical, yet infinitely more tolerable, twin sister from the Food Network, Gal Fiery, or whatever.
Jordan Ward
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Liam Ward
Whoa there friendo! Just a reminder that the internet is forever! Wouldn't want to say anything you can't take back!
Christopher Garcia
Couple flights of stairs could probably do it.
Anthony King
Is hating Guy a new meme or something?
John Barnes
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Elijah Lewis
The only thing RAAAWWW around here is your ass when I'm done with it
Adrian Torres
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Jonathan Williams
>being this new
>at life, the internet, and everything
Chase Ward
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Landon Thomas
Does his bowling shirt grant him fire protection
Josiah Lee
They're just jealous that God Fieri is too witty for them to keep up
Luke Bell
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Hudson Edwards
More like Anthony BOREdain, am I right?
Noah Gray
This guy is exactly what I picture when I think of early 2000s fashion.
Juan Richardson
SeventhSon?
Bentley Morales
Get the fuck out of my kitchen, you god damn Smash Mouth reject.
Carson Nelson
Nobody can withstand a primed oven at exactly 616 degrees.
Joseph Bailey
>new
Nah, I'm from Sonoma. We've always hated the cunt. Treated his staff like shit, couldn't cook worth a damn, repeatedly ran his restaurants into the ground.
Joseph Brooks
She'd break open a fresh pot of homemade whoop-ass, cause Ina Garten don't fuck with no store-bought shit.
Charles Morales
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Nathaniel Jones
Can't even cook while looking high class. Please try harder next time.
Tyler Rogers
If you call trailer trash jeans, plastic sunglasses, a cheap watch from Goodwill, and that disgusting goatee high class, then sure.
Owen Gomez
Is Gordo also a BBQ and grill diety? I didn't think so.
Jace Thompson
You know Guy, I'd love to see you go one day without stuffing your gob like a fat pig. Maybe then you wouldn't need to buy flaming shirts from the big and tall store.
Blake Cook
Ja/ck/
Someone post webm
Tyler Myers
I can't help being a Big Guy, but I can taste a hack from a mile away. I bet you can't even grill a proper well-done steak.
Jackson Morris
>steak
>well-done
>good
>mfw
James Gonzalez
Just as I thought, your British tastes prevent you from enjoying true American fine dining. I really do feel for you Ramses II
Carter Morris
Nice selfie, Guy. Maybe I'll put it on the wall of my 700th five star restaurant that brings in millions.
Connor Gray
At least I'll be remembered for eternity since I have the holiday "Fierisgiving" celebrated by 70,000 people worldwide.
Asher Powell
That holiday is as fake as your Daytime Emmy Award.
Hunter Howard
Time to go. This was a fun thread Fieri guy, if you're still there.
Austin Stewart
>That's a hot frisbee of fun