ITT: You now have the body type of the last character you played as. Are you happy with your new physique or not?

ITT: You now have the body type of the last character you played as. Are you happy with your new physique or not?

>You get their height, weight, curves, muscle mass, body fat, etc
>You DON'T get their skin color, hair style, or have your gendered reassigned

im a slug now
or just have his muscles?
I guess I would be happy if latter

oh fuck

>Raiden (Cyborg Ninja Mk. II)
Aw hell yeah

What the fuck does it mean? Am I overweight or thin as hell?

wtf bro

Can pls fug?

>Batman from Arkham Knight

NOW I CAN SHITPOST WHILE BEING FUCKING JACKED.

>Rocket League

Well, at least I'm fast.

I'm ugly as sin but I have nice legs

I always asked for this.

No objections here.

Samus Aran. Welp, I guess I'm a trap now.

A human male in WoW.

I'm fucking jacked mate.

do not want

Well, could be worse

Looks pretty fit to me.

>Point Man from FEAR
Oh well... At least I look scary

>Agent 47
Can't complain.

> fit loli from Dragons Dogma
i dont know how to feel about this

Knew I should've played Ground Zeroes, fuck.

Though I guess technically, if it was just his raw stats, I'm more of a beast than Big Boss was. Don't have to deal with the injuries and everything at least.

>protagonist of GalGun
Wow, it's fucking nothing.

You're looking a little chubby.

>Necron Lord of Kronus

>Toon Link

Well fuck, there goes my legs.

>short as fuck

that's what it means.

>my warrior night elf on wow
>height, weight, curves, mùuscle and fat
>not skin color or hairdo

so I'm just a pretty boy who can go into fashion without any problem

a quick shave and i'll be fine

Was playin Franky in One Piece... Can I have an errection?

>Pharah
Can't really tell with all the armour but I imagine I'd be happy

>Zagara in SC2 co-op
Uh.

>Hakumen
I guess I'm happy. But I need to know, does this mean I have eyes on my shoulders now?

>Venom Snake
Thank you OP

New Yorick? Sure, his hunch ain't even bad anymore and I'd be a muscled hulk.

This is the path, of my destiny!

>You DO get these random arbitrary physical qualities
>You DON'T get -these- random arbitrary physical qualities.

Shit thread OP.

Shouldn't highschool be in session right now?

OH YES

>darius from league of legends
well i'm basically a walking tumor now but otherwise i couldn't be happier

THIS OLD DOG

I'm excited desu

I am fucking perfect
6'2 250, all muscle

>KGB soldier from mw2
Being /fit/ is nice, but having slav features is not.

>Niko Bellic

Aw yeah, krav maga muscles and I'll be taller because I'm a 5'8 manlet.

come on user don't be shy
it's an anonymous imageboard

>Reinhardt

Time to go wrestle bears

Johnny Cage?
Fucking cool.

Christopher Belmont from Castlevania II: Belmont's Revenge.
I am /fit/ as fuck.

god fucking damn it I'm a ball

>It comes with the tattoo

>Sleeping Dogs

Fine with me, Wei Shen is fucking ripped.

>Nautilus
Oh fuck

yep

LEL, I'm a Croak main

Ffffffuck Ashka.

Pepe is okay though.

>Dorf

eh, its not that bad

Pip (from paladins). I guess thats okay? Could be worse. Depends on how the rules work.

>DON'T have your gender reassigned
I don't even fucking care, then. If I can have my body changed via magic, there's no reason it can't give me breasts, a vagina with uterus, and XX chromosomes, dammit.

more than happy

Fuck yes

It's okay but these scars are annoying

I think that just makes you a jawless head + spinal cord.

And if you do get the robot body, you'll have no-one to maintain it.

I got the same.

Solid Snake

Uhh... Hmmm....

>5'8
Is this really manlet status? I used to be 5'5 but then I lost a ton of weight and now I've shrunk to 5'4

Depends on where you live

>Samus

Brb going to the olympics

>tfw you become a 7 foot 8 inch high person that weighs 650 lbs and has the highest strength of anyone on the game

Man, I'm glad I busted my ass on this MUD for these years to make this massive lizard character as good as he is. If I can't use him, then I'd be Geralt which I'm also alright with.

I'm smaller and weaker.

>EYE
MY LEGS ARE OKAY

>payday
>Casually carrying super heavy body armour, a minigun and an rpg while also carrying a gym bag full of gold
I'm ripped beyond belief

Well fuck.

My negro

>Frank West

I'm okay with this

Cool, I finally get Yakuza's MC body.

>super slender redhead in dark souls

>Master Chief
Great, I'll have to crouch to walk through a doorway.

1000 pushups
1000 situps
1000 baseball swings

EVERY DAY

Come at me aniki

I am reasonably happy with this turn of events, yes.

> japanese indiana jones
I am okay with this

...

>Vi
Great! I just gotta get SRS and I'm all set

>Rom from Hyperdimension Neptunia
>You don't get your gender reassigned
Fuck you OP, now I'm stuck as a weak manlet with body proportions of a little girl.
The only thing left to do is to become a shota trap and sell myself into sexual slavery.

playing ranked, yey

So I'm an anime girl with blonde hair reaching below my thighs?
I am okay with this.

>Neptune
Well this is going to take a long time and some luck to explain to my boss.

Borma from Ghost in the Shell

Works for me, I guess, I want his cyber eyes though.

Okay

Am i gonna be a freak if nature?