Why can't Nintendo make a good Star Fox game?

Why can't Nintendo make a good Star Fox game?

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Cause Nintendo can't make good games

cuz krystal can't enjoy her sandwich

Describe Krystal's personality please.

FPBP

Girl

fucktoy

Hot fox

Cute!

Starfox is purely a gimmick game.

>SNES - 3D graphics
>N64 - Rumble Pack
>GC - Just take another game and call it Starfox. Also force on-foot combat in both games for some reason.
>DS - It's that Starfox 2 game you weren't supposed to know about
>Wii U - Motion controls

>Implying Zero isn't the best SF game in years.

You Assault apologists crack me up.

Blue Furfag Bait

Wrong name
He goes by Travis "Mr Nintendo" Edgeworth

Depressed

Why is she blue?

Reminder that Star Fox (SNES, N64) was only ever acclaimed because it had good technology for its time, not because it's a good shooter. There are far superior games from the time and for the last decade.

Reminder that Star Fox Assault is a major disaster, and Nintendo ruined potentially one of the best Nintendo 64 games of all time by forcing Rare to remake Dinosaur Planet on a new system that they had no experience with and a ton of limitations enforced by Nintendo to suit their vision in a short amount of time.

Reminder that Star Fox is pretty much a dead, mediocre franchise, which is only remembered today because Meme-ntendo made it and furries.

>liking Rareware instead of Mario

>and Nintendo ruined potentially one of the best Nintendo 64 games of all time by forcing Rare to remake Dinosaur Planet on a new system that they had no experience with and a ton of limitations enforced by Nintendo to suit their vision in a short amount of time.
This is not true. Seeing the N64 prototype it would have been the same game only without StarFox and with two playable characters.
Rare didn't have to shoehorn Arwing stages, neither ruin the canon.
Rare sdidn't have to focus on super "realistic" fur, instead shozuld have focussed on gameplay, leveldesign, questdesign and other shit.
Also the Stampers sold Rare to MS, forcing the development to rush even further and cut content.

Adventure is not bad because of StarFox, it's bad because Rare at that time couldn't get their shit together.

The Based Stamper Brothers wouldnt do that.
They were the good guys.

>it would have been the same game only without StarFox and with two playable characters.

No. DP was a lot more ambitious than SFA turned out to be.

>it's bad because Rare at that time couldn't get their shit together
Don't blame them for being forced to remake a game on new hardware they aren't experienced with as fast as possible to rush out for the failing Gamecube.

>Seeing the N64 prototype it would have been the same game

Here's the thing, friend. Game alphas/betas aren't identical to the final product. The time that is spent during the last stages of production is used on improving the gameplay when you put it in front of testers / focus groups.

Rare spent all of the time they would have otherwise used to refine Dinosaur Planet on recoding it virtually from scratch for Gamecube.

But they did make a good Star Fox game just recently.

Everything about this game is perfect. The only bad part was when I realized it was over, and then I realized there's still unlimited user created levels

As long as Krystal is not in, it is a good game by default.
This.

nothing faggy about being a fur

>remake a game on new hardware they aren't experienced with as fast as possible
Which is funny, because they were able to make Grabbed by the Ghoulies from scratch the VERY NEXT YEAR after getting bought by Microsoft, on a system they had never worked on before.

You Rare fanboys are so quaintly delusional. Stuck in your nostalgia for your Donkey Kongs and Banjo Kazooies, always quick to jump in and deflect any wrongdoing.

youtube.com/watch?v=bQ7nyNf2a1M

It looks interesting.
With some polish it could've been good I guess

I like Krystal

They only fully developed one, every other game was farmed out to other developers.

>Star Fox - Argonaut Games
>64 - Nintendo EAD
>Adventures - Rare
>Assault - Namco
>Command - Q-Games
>Zero - Platinum

>they were able to make Grabbed by the Ghoulies from scratch the VERY NEXT YEAR

it was a short and mediocre game though

Krystal makes my dick happy

It wasnt bad, just the most mediocre game I ever played

Never Grabbed by the Ghoulies, but it doubt it's especially interesting. Hell, a lot of people even say SFA was good. And don't try and call people Rare fanboys if you clicked on a thread with a Rare character as the OP.

Do you love her?

I do

Furry tits

Cody the Cuck doesn't hate Assault though

>Just take another game and call it Starfox. Also force on-foot combat in both games for some reason.
or just say "Multiplayer-focused/On-Foot" for Assault's case

Cardboard cutout with nice tits

Is Fox a cardboard cutout with a nice dick?

Guard was Miyamoto's real game also better than Zero

so glad reviewers spared it with a good 75

if people wanted a Star Fox game that wasn't samey shit, come play this little spinoff starring Slippy Toad.

edgy tumblr character

>it was a short and mediocre game though
So was SFA.

None of the characters have much of a personality.
Every Star Fox character is trash.

Because they already made 64.

>As long as Krystal is not in, it is a good game by default.
what did he MEAN by this?

But user, Star Fox 2, 64, Adventures, and Assault were all good games!

Because Star Fox's gameplay in concept isn't good.

Cuthbert can't write shit for Star Fox

Q-Games also did Star Fox 643D

When I played Command years ago it was like the writers were angry that Krystal was a love interest for Fox or a "damsel in distress" so they tried really hard to make her this edgy bitch who cucks Fox with Panther, the sexy foreign guy.

This. Also Rare fucked up the canon and characters to a point where they had to end and then retcon Starfox years lateer.

That makes sense

everything about Command's story was mostly about how Fox was a beta piece of shit to nearly everyone in the game.

god, i need to replay this little trash again.

>and then retcon Starfox years lateer.
>this meme again
youtu.be/WT9vXXgGcsA?t=471
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Because furries ruin everything

Wrong
Donkey Kong is at it's peak

But they're all disgusting monkeys, it doesn't count

i expected mechs to appear in Zero

Fuck you, Cranky is God-Tier

>But they're all disgusting monkeys
fuk u nigga

fuck of, you damn dirty ape

How did Fox know about portal at the Area 3 Colony if he hadn't been there yet?

Krystal is a nigger lover tho

>Miyamoto
>story
Try again.

Only applies to mario faggot

They make things better, but they can't save things from becoming cancerous, they are kind of like the white blood cells of the industry.

And Zelda, and Pikmin and everything else he has his hands in.

That's not DK64.

yes there is don't kid yourself autist

Name a Nintendo character who has character.

Gotta love Sindoll's extreme sameface problems.

Post moar Krystal

your opinion is not fact

The body makes up for it though. At least he's not as disappointing as someone like Joy Ride. His fetish for aging up and adding giant tits to everything is tiresome considering his on point drawings for characters are so good.

autism

time.com/4245215/starfox-wii-u/

>“In the original Star Fox 64, from a story perspective, there wasn’t a lot of depth beyond the character relationships. But this time we wanted to try to tell more of the story of the Star Fox universe, and in particular the relationships between Fox’s dad and Andross [the chief antagonist] and General Pepper [your boss]. That’s a focus of this game. And in particular the relationship between Pepper and Andross, and the questions “Why did Pepper kick Andross out?” and “Why can’t Andross accept the reasons he was kicked off the team?” That’s where the teleporters come into play from a story standpoint.”

Some things are just obvious though, like you being a cancerous autist

Why argue? I'm a furry and fully accept its autistic as fuck

see

I want Sindoll to do more Freya

just because you assume it to be true, doesn't make it a fact, you don't seem too bright

I like how this image instantly gets deleted everytime it's posted

>Some things are just obvious though
>"muh assumptions mutha fucka"

I don't seem bright? Jeez, it's not like furries are made up of ugly and dumb outcasts or anything. You are autistic if you're a furry, there's no denying the inherent autism of that

aspie

I still like Sindoll, but joy Ride is a way superior artist and what he does is pretty common.

I do agree though that artists constantly drawing their one kink are boring.

It's not assumptions if it's based on
a) the fact that I've communicated with furries
b) the fact that nobody likes them despite other fetish groups people tend to be ok with
c) talking to memers like you
Every thing you say, such as "motha fucka" just gives me more evidence

It's a cultural preference, nothing more

>cultural
this must be bait
can we apply that to other fetishes as well? CP is just my ""culture"" guys!

>Basic flying gameplay
>Swap between 3D and on Rails any time
>On Rails follows set paths during boss fights, while 3D lets you handle any aspect
>Let each Arwing have unique traits (below are just vague examples)
>Fox is default and balanced
>Falco has a weaker hull, but much more agile and easy to control
>Slippy repairs over time, but deals less damage
>Peppy deals more damage, but controls much slower.
>Star Wolf members playable as weaker hull, stronger damage versions of the Star Fox team
>Bill playable, deals Fox' damage but dies in one hit.
>New powerups that alter your beam and bomb
Examples:
>Green, two pellets
>Blue, two pellets
>Blue, homing two pellets
>Blue Shotgun spread, five pellets
>Purple, constant small beam
>Purple, constant large beam
>Remote Bomb, Press Bomb again to detonate in midair
>Sticky Bomb, stick to a target and explode seconds later
>Grab Bomb, fires a harpoon that returns if it misses, or explodes on contact
>Firecrackers, a spread shot of weaker bombs that hits a much larger area
>Rocket, propels the Arwing forward at high speed, then launches a rocket that explodes with tremendous force.

No silly gimmick abilities like the ostrich Arwing. No annoying new characters. Just a fun aerial combat game with varying difficulty based on who you play as.

>Furries ruined a furry scrollshooter game
what did he MEAN by this?

Because Miyamoto is old and foolish and has lost sight of what makes a good game.

a) nice anecdotal evidence
b) vocal faggots being vocal about a bunch of other vocal faggots
c) see point a

Gift-giving/Bug-chasing is also a fetish culture too, breh

>it's not like furries are made up of ugly and dumb outcasts or anything
but they are you fucking dumbass
yiff in hell

post the updated one

explain to me how shamanism isn't some kind of culture, CP can be culture, but it's the kind of thing that can actually kill civilizations so it isn't exactly healthy for any nation, unless it's strictly kept to kidnapped victims from other nations

he's being sarcastic you fag

Doesn't refute my point at all
So basically any evidence anyone observes to form their own opinion about ANYTHING is all anecdotal? Right.

nerds are a minority, nobody takes them seriously

Being a furfag isn't a culture, it's an autistic fetish, and if you progressive nuliberal dogfuckers don't think you contribute to the fall of society while running around as grown men in dog suits, you have another thing coming.

What are you even saying? What is this addressing?

you could say the same thing about video games

the people that complain about furfags are nerds with too much free time

No, because video games is a past time, commercially sold games that people buy because they enjoy playing them. That isn't the same as a sexual fetish. Spending copious amounts of money on costumes because it gets you hard isn't the same as buying the new cod. Especially when these fags try to force their degenerate shit down everyone's throats by exposing kids and all sorts to it in public, not to mention raping their dogs.

Or maybe they have a reason to be annoyed? If you have enough free time to jerk off over cartoon dog people on the video games board, you can't really criticise someone who's been here 10 minutes calling you a fag. I doubt you even have a job.

Dino Planet Krystal is best Krystal

they waste precious hours that could be spent working, they offer no benefit to society, it's the fucking same thing you imbecile

Krystal and Katia are cousins.

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It's not degenerate sexual shit so no it isn't. You can actually discuss games unlike porn, and it's a growing profitable industry. The only shit furries support is autistic crap like bad dragon

I want to like Katia but she is canon whore

Seriously, Starfox MACROSS when?

Do mods have some kind of personal vendetta against this image?

I'm not 100% sure how that works since one is a canine and the other is a feline.

I can criticize anyone I want, because I know I'm right and you're full of hot air

You're fucking wrong on this shit, it's not degenerate, it's a way for people to be social, I don't care how degenerate you think it is, it's between consenting adults, it's really just a way for people to unwind.

Wow, what a great way to argue. At the end of the day you're some fucking autist, probably ugly as fuck since you're a furry and sits on Cred Forums all day. You can critique me but it doesn't mean shit, have a nice life loser

Do the animals consent as well? There's no reason for you fags to walk out in public with this shit, it's literally just to seek attention for your degenerate fetish, it's pathetic

You're the one throwing insults around like a retard with a vendetta, I don't understand why you are so salty, I haven't done anything to upset you.

I'm not, im stating facts.

There are no animals involved, only depraved people are into animals.

They, correctly, don't think they can fill a game with just the rail shooting segments. They hoped the different controls and chicken mode would be enough for Zero but they both actively hurt the game.

Honestly, all they need to do is touch up the ground segments of Assault and make sure there is more of the rail shooting.

You're touting opinions and assumptions as facts, I haven't stated one single thing that isn't factual, repeating a lie doesn't make it true.

>fetish all about sexualising animals
>only depraved people are into animals
Yeah right. Literally look at your "community". Hotels fucking hate you fags because you are all autists with zer awareness or respect. I remember a convention near me, and the furries literally shat in litter trays in their accommodation and left it to be cleaned up, and fucked in public. This is not how anyone should behave, it's pure autism

why does Smash, Star Fox, Metroid, Paper Mario, and Fire Emblem have the most shittiest Nintendo discussion in Cred Forums?

>sci-fi and fantasy
>not possible
Think again.

Because you haven't said anything, not even an argument. You can't provide any evidence to refute me.

I want to tickle Krystal's cute feet!

Luigi

I like Krystal

>feetfag and a furfag

Disprove what? You just throw around insults like facts, degenerate, autism, just because it's outside of the norms you understand to be acceptable. It's not like you give a flying fuck anyway, I could point to mountains of evidence and it wouldn't make a difference to you, because you have demonstrated yourself to be a judgmental asshole.

>tfw Sora LTD, Platinum (full control, not just doing assets) or Treasure LTD. will never do a Star Fox game

too sexual

well think of them as our Florida, they don't make up our entire population

GET OUT TELETUBBYFAG REEEEEEEEEEEEE

Right now they can't make a good anything

It's all based on evidence. Liberal fags would never understand this shit, you are just a degenerate, and like all degenerates there's no convincing you otherwise, even though you are actively aware that you want to spread your fetish to other people

They do, you are all like this

what the fuck do want to do? round up every weirdo and shoot them?

In an ideal world

>not realising the human race has been diseased by society
>not realising the only way to remove an incurable disease is to burn it all down

you are a weirdo too, by the virtue of just being here

no, all the articles you have read are fake

I'd gladly die for it

Sure, all of them.

good, I wouldn't

You wouldn't have a choice
It's allready been set in motion and you have no idea, you'll just call me an idiot but you have no clue what's coming

I'd stand next to you and shoot myself so it goes through me into you

you could try, I won't try to stop you from shooting yourself

who cares, that's why you band with people that believe the same nonsense as you and shun the rest

Why is Krystal so perfect?

Because she is an animal and we all want to fuck animals here

humans are animals

I don't talk about fetishes unless asked, stop being about people being different

>search for cute, non-lewd Krystal and Fox art
>find nothing but porn of her getting railed by reptiles or mary sue OCs
>80% of art with Fox included is usually NTR

What a slut.

She's pretty well endowed in that pic.

>baka
the internet is for everyone

fanart isnt canon

here's some cute art

Fuck StarFox

We need F-ZERO

Fun fact: Starfox and F-ZERO take place in the same universe.
1) Starfox's father is a racer in F-ZERO X and GX, therefore the F-ZERO games take place before Starfox. He races in a modified Arwing or proto/early Arwing model.
2) There's a Starfox game epilogue where Starfox characters enter the F-ZERO races, which clearly cements they both exist in the same universe.
3) The Takora (Octoman), the apeman (Billy), and possibly Leon, all fit in both. The Takora appear in Starfox by name as an Alien race.
4) Both Starfox and F-ZERO use G-Diffuser technology by name.

The only thing that doesn't fit is: Starfox's father was human... but this is easily accountable by some of the more fantastical elements in either setting. In F-ZERO, assuming it takes place before Starfox, for example, multiple racers are genetically engineered animals and enhanced humans. Mind you: Starfox's dad is also portrayed as being obsessed with foxes in F-Zero.

So the timeline goes:

>F-ZERO
>??? genetically engineered furries ???
>Starfox

Now it gets even weirder:

Necromancy, magic, the afterlife/underworld/hell, AND Ghost-in-the-Shell levels of cyborgs exist all within F-ZERO. Therefore by extension they're also in Starfox.

Very nice thank you
Can you explain where this huge idea of "Fox is a cuck" came from then?

The gay 64 fans always had Fox as the twink, so it carried over to the straightfags

>lumping everything you hate into a one-group insult

More autistic than the furfags themselves.

dont

But that's incorrect, as James McCloud is human and led a completely different team in F-Zero, and the Command ending with Fox and Falco joining the racing circuit was X-Zero or G-Zero, which is more of a gag.

Kinda like how the one F-Zero X racer is basically Mario, but not. Just fan service nod to something else Nintendo did

Arwings can go fast as shit, but Nintendo continues to give slow and uninteresting rail shooters to maximize sales, instead of having something like "Unleashed" mode or something where everything is pushed to the limit

fucking dogs just isn't furry

>Why can't Nintendo make a good Star Fox game?

Why care about that shit when the superior scalefag-bait comes out next year?

How many % of furries would not be furries if Krystal didn't exist?

Video games are partially responsible for all of those.

I'd argue that Sally Acorn and Amy Rose hit that base well before Krystal.

what game fa.m?

They were earlier but Krystal had a much bigger impact on those yet to go over the line. Much less because of her video games and more because of the artists depicting her after the fact.

You created the cancer by bullying the weird kid, the weird kid got fed up with your bullshit and latched on to the first thing that welcomed him, you created the cancer.

this

blueberry

>But that's incorrect

Starfox is so small, in terms of how much of the galaxy you see and the focus of it, F-ZERO can literally fit in the same galaxy just out of view.
The Takorans who are present in both game series, but more immediate in Starfox, are pretty far away from F-ZERO.

>James McCloud is human
which isn't a problem in F-ZERO w/ the levels of genetic engineering shown.

>G-Zero
OK fine, this is where it breaks down.

But I'd still love the above, where Starfox is just some corner of the same galaxy.

>blaming videogames
>when the western world was furry paradise

>Video games are responsible

You were born in ~1996 at the earliest

>eyebrows are painted-on

Hello Nurse was pretty hot

Pic-related, from the guys behind the Mana series and OoT/MM remakes.

Being first does not equal largest impact.

Just look at the original Minecraft games, they are forgotten while Marcus shit clone is sold for BILLONS.

Why are furfags also always footfags?

They can. Star Fox Zero was good, but not perfect. It did a lot a lot of things right. Axing Krystal and going with the classic team, for instance. They are headed in the right direction.

I suspect a Star Fox for NX could be stellar, provided they apply what they've learned from SFZ.

It would make for all kinds of great fun if Nintendo went with what other JP devs do, and have a fleshed out world where crossovers are more than Smash Bros being toys and all that.

As weird as it might sound at first, a game with Star Fox, Star Wolf, Captain Falcon, as well as Samus all vying for the same merc contract would be neat. SquareEnix makes it happen with their Dissidia titles that pull dozens of FF characters into the same moment, and take liberties with Kingdom Hearts doing a similar effect with their franchises.

Instead, we just have three dead franchises with untapped potential, tied behind one of the worst offenders of "play it safe" in gaming.

>animal crossing mixed with dungeon crawler

Pretty much the only game in the next 6 months that looks good

This explains a lot of my fetishes into adulthood

i want to hug that lizard

I like how you're specifically saying Western, as if Krystal/Star Fox Adventures aren't Western already. Have you played the other Rare games?

Yeah, like giving us the other SF girls who deserve some limelight.

I want to be her halberd

that make it worse actually

Footpaws are cute, man.

I dunno what else to tell you.

>axing Krystal
Source on confirmation of this?

compassionate and loyal, but sometimes too emotional and naive

well i want to be her belt

Furfag here, feet are gross and lame. Paws/talons are okay but not my interest.

Just have a good body and I'm set.

furry characters are only different from normal characters in 4 ways man. fur, head shape, leg shape, tails, and paws

Ignore the shantaefag, it has gotten BTFO in every other Krystal thread

Anthromorphic animals =/= furries

the furries, believe it or not, didn't swarm SF until Krystal happened.

>Reminder that Star Fox (SNES, N64) was only ever acclaimed because it had good technology for its time, not because it's a good shooter.
You could not be more fucking wrong, holy shit. You cannot say Starfox or Starfox 64 wasn't a "good shooter."

>There are far superior games from the time and for the last decade.
Yeah? Fucking name 'em.
Just 2 from SNES, 2 from 64. Name 3 from the last decade (which is 2006 to 2016, holy shit)

Lemme guess, your answer is "Dead Space for Wii"

wrong

Well, she's not in the game...

you have issues

Probably thinking that the animated short by Nintendo where the team mentions they just came back from Dinosaur Planet (Sauria, iirc.) So Krystal is axed, although because Star Fox Zero is a reimagining, there's definitely a possibility she can show up in the next game.

Im....not...sure...why....it...is....talking....like....this

/thread

They just aren't the best at anything. Every single IP they have now has been surpassed, and that's a good thing. I implore Nintendo to keep trying, if only to enforce competition and advancement in other companies, but they just aren't any more.

Their inhouse devs. didn't even make the best games of their respective franchises.

>original Minecraft games
.... this is the example you think of?
I retract my previous statement.
You were born in ~1998 or later

You're a retard to equate voxel games as being the same thing. The closest thing to Minecraft before it was Infiniminer which was a team-vs-team sport and had zero focus on exploration or creative-building, and absolutely nothing with voxels before Minecraft had that kind of modding flexibility or potential.

that dot

fact is fact, and that's a fact

As someone who who used to be on starfox.net back when it was using ezboard around 2000 I can tell you that you are incredibly stupidly wrong and you should be glad this board is anonymous.

If it were not for the furry characters

would anybody really give a shit about a rail-shooter series

Like, does anybody still care about Panzer Dragoon? Not really. Rail shooters are pretty fucking dead, and the non-rail shooter installments were the most underwhelming games of the Starfox series.

calling someone autistic isn't a fact

>the furries, believe it or not, didn't swarm SF until Krystal happened.

>muh metacritic

but being autistic IS a fact

I blame Lola and Space Jam

The furfags with taste would still be around.

but I'm not

And a lot of other older cartoons.

youtube.com/watch?v=f7ewdrHU6to

Don't worry bro, they still are.

My Freyabro.

calling a furfag a fag is a fact

Rats and Cats for me.

trips, it checks out

>Well, she's not in the game...
Weak, disregarded. Also please stop tarnishing Shantae's name.

This one sounds somewhat plausible, also since it gives Miyamoto an excuse to remove "those gaijin not-Japan characters". Though like you said, nothing's set in stone 'til they directly say it.

I fapped to that anthro lizard when i was a child
no regrets here

Mixes can be good too.

>muh
nice argument

>the shantae avatarfag is here
wew

>Probably thinking that the animated short by Nintendo where the team mentions they just came back from Dinosaur Planet (Sauria, iirc.) So Krystal is axed,
nigger what?
youtu.be/WT9vXXgGcsA?t=471

I'm trying to think of how this would work without have to resort to an Unpossible Magical Getter Ray Mass Creator/Destroyer.

For all it's faults, the Chicken Walker was able to keep it consistent in its partsforming.

>metacritic
nice argument

it isn't it?

Freya was my very first waifu and she still is.

The fact that she's actually treated as an actual character with personality and motivations rather than some fan-service shoe in is a large part of why she's so great.

Same case for me when seeing Bianca as a kid. Her going from evil bitch to honest companion was half the joy.

Didn't even know she was an animal until she took the hood off too.

Is that wolfy nail?

What's she from, spyro?

Would have been nice if her personality and motives and species weren't entirely shit all over and forgotten though.

Yeah, Spyro: Year of the Dragon. Also showed up in the handheld games and that shitty Enter the Dragonfly.

Dont forget Elora

Imagine if zootopia is starfox past and the rabbit is peppies mom

*Wrong pic

>Axing Krystal and going with the classic team, for instance. They are headed in the right direction.
Also ignoring the fact Zero is worst selling Star Fox to date, and Miyamoto had to damage control out of desperation, as well as Platinum's president saying he wants Krystal for a sequel, and even Miyamoto teasing her for a sequel too.

>Anthromorphic animals =/= furries

On the contrary, furry originally meant anybody who likes drawing/animating any kind of antho-animal, even if non-sexually like with Bugs Bunny, Mickey Mouse, Hello Kitty or Felix the Cat.

Then the Internet boom revealed all the sexual deviants to one-another and the name fell swiftly with their integrity.

Yeah, somewhere around disc 3 FFIX began to feel a little rushed and a lot of the smaller details that filled the game with its own charm and personality began to fade away. Unfortunately this also included Freya.

I like Krystal

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>Then the Internet boom revealed all the sexual deviants to one-another and the name fell swiftly with their integrity.
i wish that never fucking happened either

maybe places like Zeronet will fix all of that one day

It's so stupid because a fox is supposed to be suave, charming and cunning, but everyone portrays Fox as being helpless and worthless. There's no reason for it either, because that goes against his in-game characterization, and he's also the top-tier character in Smash Bros so it's not like he's useless for gameplay either.

just go play star fox event horizon geez op

Cheeky brit who likes dry one liners.

Always unique
Totally interesting
Sometimes mysterious

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Because he's good but Wolf is better

Every time this Krystal thread appears I will report it.

It is not video games. It is degenerate furry trash.

Did that ever get finished or did the author abandon it? I remember he was a bit of a prima donna and would cause drama over the dumbest shit.

Not that we're missing that much considering how hideous the character models were, although I wanted to see just how hilariously grimdark he could go with Star Fox.

>star fox event horizon
thanks for reminding me of that shite

why hasn't nintendo struck down that shithead while going after the Fox in Space patreon?

also Episode 2 when?

We are talking about video games though.

Hey settle down amigo. Yeah, it's super gay how the same mentally ill furry keeps spamming Krystal threads, but she IS a video game character.

Because A Fox in Space actually popular and managed to attract a fandom of its own, while Event Horizon is basically a running joke that no-one is going to take seriously.

Nintendo attacks fan projects when they see them as potential competition for their own products, which is why they take down the good stuff that people like and ignore the shitty stuff that no-one cares about.

>Every time this Krystal thread appears I will report it.
t. congo

Who?

rape

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This is one of my needs for next year.

star fox adventures was fun as fuck though

>not liking adventures soundtrack

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Between this, Donkey Kong, Battletoads and DKR/Banjo/Conker, was Rare just full of furries or something?

Yeah

MIYAMOTO

WHO ELSE WANTS TO USE THE GOD AWFUL CONTROLS

DON'T TELL ME RHAT TO DO

ELEMENTARY CHILDREN WHO NEVER PRAY STAR FAUXZU WILL RIKE ZERRO

>no beak sheaths

Apparently not since it didn't sell.

NOOOOOOOO

DERET DIS

No we aren't you idiot.

So where did we come from?

The stork

Midna
Almost every Fire Emblem character
Every Xenoblade character

Then why aren't we cute birb people?

Which one Cred Forums?

He changed it last night

Star Fox was always a sonic tier franchise and this 64 was good meme needs to end.

Because birds aren't cute

Except Falco

>not having a hot foursome with star wolf

Through the morphogenetic field, obviously

Choosing one is like choosing a gun to kill yourself with.
It will all make you fucking die.

Why can't it ever be about the games and what we could hope to see (without it just being repeat the 64 formula)?

Why must it always be about how much people love/loathe Krystal?

Wolf is best Star Fox

She worked too well as furbait and during a Zelda-clone named Star Fox, thus became the easy scapegoat.

Also Zero's flaws have already been shitposted back and forth to death, so blue tiddies are all that's left.

maybe we could... not shitpost? talk about things we liked?

I like blue titties. How about you, user?

I guess they're ok but I prefer the red coated jumping rat

Huh. That looks like the guy who does Prequel. What's the source for that? Is it an edit?

>maybe we could... not shitpost? talk about things we liked?

Freya needs more love, not going to argue that.

Too bad she seems to just have a small group of fans of varying degrees, and likely won't be placed in any additional media due to SE's stance of "gamers connect to beauty" or whatever, hence human all the things, or turn them into human in the case of stuff like Chocobolina in XII-2

Fuzzy Bluberries are qt user

Leon

This

>SE's stance of "gamers connect to beauty" or whatever, hence human all the things,
I think they warped the meaning there when they made XV's cast a fujoshit boyband with only occasional female-interactions.

As always.

I feel like just about anyone could have made a Star Fox game better than Zero if Miyamoto wasn't in charge.

>give series to Insomniac
>get best crossover game in years

It would be a more sensible crossover than Star Fox and Metroid, that's for sure.

I could almost buy that Star Fox, Metroid and F-Zero all exist in the same universe, but in terms of gameplay they have absolutely nothing in common with each other so coming up with a good gameplay concept would be really difficult. At least Star Fox and Ratchet and Clank have some common ground, particularly with Star Fox Assault.

Miyamoto is directly controlling all aspects of development, instead of letting a team work on it like Star Fox and 64 did.

Krystal did nothing wrong. She's just been stuck in the bad Star Fox games. And furries, who are mostly women, like Fox and Falco more.

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How would you feel if Star Fox Zero was ported to 3DS, added more missions, multiplayer, and gave control options?

>decent Star Fox topic
>instantly delves into furfag and fursecution shitposting

There's no hope for Star Fox.

Probably already in the works, which is why it felt so half-assed.

They've been shoving Wii U titles over as of late, usually finding new ways to mess them up, like how Mario Maker doesn't have uploads.

GOOD MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEME

why can't you make a good thread?

I legit like the Zero's gameplay. Some alternate routes and endings would make replaying it worthwhile.

I guess it was too hard to incorporate the chicken walker into the Guard mini-game, that'd be fun hovering and shooting shit.

what do you think of LOZ breath of the wild and pokemon sun and moon? i think those could be great. (no more repetitive material few)

you're only saying that because of down air spikes in smash

Nintendo lost their game making mojo. It's been a while since they made a game worth the salt of their older iconic titles.

LoZ Breath of the Wild might bring it back for the Zelda series, it seems like the revamp the series has needed for a LONG time now.

Yeah, the lower proportions are fucked up, I need to redo them myself sometime.

Enter the Dragonfly was the only Spyro game I got to play through all the way as a kid and I liked it. Should I try and emulate the others?

Why can't furfags yiff in hell?

The only game Krystal was in that I would say was actually bad was Star Fox Command. Adventures may not have been the sequel to Star Fox 64 that the fans were waiting for, but I thought on its own merits it was a solid adventure game with great atmosphere.

Star Fox Assault may very well be my favorite game in the series. I can't quite say it was everything I liked about 64 except bigger and better, but it was close enough for me. Some of the level designs were weak and it needed more content, but the multiplayer was a blast and I can really respect the fact that they were expanding the scope of Star Fox into something bigger than just a simple arcade game.

I think the biggest detriment to the Star Fox series is the fact that Nintendo did not follow up Star Fox Assault with a proper sequel. They basically dumped the future of the franchise on Command, which should have been a spinoff released as a tie in to Star Fox Assault's actual sequel on the Wii, rather than treating Command as if it was the sequel to Assault. It was a very unsatisfying followup and even if we look past the terrible writing, the story was basically written as the end chapter of the Star Fox series, as if to lay the whole thing to rest. It's like Command was designed from the outset to be the poison pill that would kill Star Fox.

kek

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Original trilogy is definitely worth a try if you were able to stomach EtD.

Has a relaxing aesthetic most of the time too.

Panther's surname implies that he's Italian.

That's simply untrue. They are the final product of the zionist agenda

Because like the SJW or blacklivesmatter movements, hating them just makes them gain more attention.

Stop acknowledging them and they'll just stick to their small forums.

But the Egyptian meme god has spoken.

would you fuck on a scale of one to ten?

No because I'm not gay.

egyptains praised furries as their gods.

I like Katia, but I feel like she'd be one of those "oh, user, I was like that when in college, but I want to be more mature, now!" when it comes to sex stuff.

and then you realize she says that cus she doesn't want to fuck you and goes off to get dicked by three dudes later.

>make new ip
>nobody fucking buy and keep crying about old games
>popular franchise still selling like hot cake

not that hard to see why they chose to do what they do

yea, and look what happened to them

They returned to space with their masters?

Clawdia from Fighting Foodons (which I knew was shit even when I was 11 and stupid, but I watched anyway only for her) already got to me, even though they got out at the same time, I noticed Krystal, too.

Before that, Nala/Kiara from Lion King, Wargreymon and Lola from Space Jam already showed me the way.

*Also if you enjoy them, Hero's Tail was alright too.

Legend series is a whole different beast, so you're on your own there.

Why can't they make a good game period?
They haven't in about 2 years now.

Name a better 3d platformer series, metroidvania (Castle "extreme sexual pachinko violence" Vania doesn't count).

shining force 3 has a similar character named grace.

they built pyramids and left a legacy?

It was the black man that built the pyramids, not their chain holders

Katia has never actually had sex while sober. She can't actually remember any of her sexual escapades because she's always drunk into a stupor every time they happen. She lets her body get violated constantly but she deals with it by not being able to remember the details.

Every time she drinks she gets fucked like a whore, but she doesn't know what it's like to make love. She's a cumdumpster but mentally she's a childish virgin. Any time vague memories of those experiences start catching up with her, she is tempted to start drinking again so she doesn't have to confront her sexuality, which leads to her getting drunk and being used as a cumdumpster again, and the cycle starts anew.

I want to marry Krystal

I wanna be Krystal and be forced down and have my toes tickled.

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>just take 643D and give it more giant missions and a SF2 walker (the good one, Zero's Walker is trash)

Get out, Jew.

What would you change about Star Fox?

They hate fun ideas, and employ literal censor-nazis.

Bring back the traditional SF64 style shoot em up stages

add side scrolling Assault Suits valkan style stages where the arwing morphs into a mech

Bring back on foot segments but make the controls more fluid, allow for MP modes to have straight up aerial dogfights, side scrolling mech battles like in Metal Warriors' vs mode, and a combination vehicle/on foot deathmatch mode like in starfox assault.

add different characters for the campaign with their own unique ships and mechanics, keep the alternate paths because that's cool

bingo bango bongo it's a fun game again

I never liked the morphing Arwing concept. It's extremely impractical and just comes across as silly to me. If we're going to have ground warfare I'd rather Fox just jump out of his ship so we can control him directly.

we wuz king n shiet mang

Kazerad himself confirmed that Katia has done sexual things while sober.

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Because nostalgia is a hell of a drug

has anyone capped the eggman offer post?

What? No, just because their games aren't the best that doesn't change the solid quality that Nintendo usually delivers.
Nowadays they may not be genre defining like in the past (and some could even blame its own fanbase for hating changes) but they do make extremely well polished games (wich should be industry standart, but for some reason we grew used to bugs in everyfucking release recently) with roundabout gameplay.
While disagreeing in taste, I don't think one can really say games like Donkey Kong Tropical, Splatoon and Kirby Robobot are straight up bad games.

has anyone finished with Smash 4 Wolf yet?

You what else would be nice for Kaz to confirm?

A fucking date for his next update.

its the only sf game in years

>mfw that shitty meme is almost ten years old

>Furries are cancers but Otakus are fines
Repeat after me: It's okay when Otakus are literally cancer.

She indeed shacked up with people when her parents cut her loose, although I don't think that within the timeframe of the comic she's had any sober sexual encounters.

It's the only Star Fox game in years so that's not saying much.

>Says this on a website made for anime originally by Moot.

Doesn't make it any less true. Just as niggers saying they wuz Spartans n' shiet because the silhouettes in 300's credits were 'black colored' isn't any truer on their own sites.

Also Cred Forums hasn't been exclusively a weeaboo site in forever.

why do we need Cred Forums if this is a site made to be a Taj Mahal for Weebs?
why make western oriented boards when you can direct them to another chan open for it?

Yeah, originally, but a website needs to evolve.
It doesn't mean to shit on everything that being made (and anime can be good, especially the movies), but to simply just having new stuff.

Again, Furries can be cancers, but people should just stop being hypocrite about communities and accept that Cred Forums is now "cosmopolitan" and not anymore Otaku-centrist.

Why does Japan hate Western things so much again?

>that ass shot

nice

Damn, did she actually have a gun at one point?

She had the tranquilizer in the reveal trailers.

Yeah but it looks like she's shooting an actual firearm in that gif with muzzle flash and shell casings.

I know they had one scrapped design of a warthog with a mini gun which didn't make it into the movie for obvious reasons.

That clip is the only time I've seen her with a real gun.
The "sniffers" force from proto-zootopia had a fucking minigun and broadsword in concept art as well.

Everywhere else it'a just tranq guns and air-tasers.

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>this picture is 10 years old
Still just as beautiful though.

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I'd finish with Smash 4 Wolf

What position do you think Fox and Krystal fuck in?

>Reminder that Star Fox Assault is a major disaster, and Nintendo ruined potentially one of the best Nintendo 64 games of all time by forcing Rare to remake Dinosaur Planet

That was adventures, not assault

The one with Fox and Falco on top of each other and with Krystal on Dinosaur Planet.

Missionary

>Star Fox Assault is a major disaster

You meant Adventures, right? Fucking dropped that game after playing it for 15 minutes.

Loved Assault.

Fox on bottom with Krystal on top and Falco on top of her

doggy style

They don't fuck. It's a Nintendo franchise.

Krystal getting fucked bareback doggy-style by her ripped, tatted bull while Fox sits in the corner in tears watching his love get filled with another man's superior seed

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I haven't played Command in years but i remember it having solid gameplay.

Fox is NOT a cuck!

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Yeah he is

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post some Krystal tiddies

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hot damn

More

They did

It's called Star Fox: Assault

>he didn't know Wolf x Fox and Falco x Fox existed

They have you are just a furry who should commit suicide

post more krystal pls

>those fuzzy shoulders
love that shit

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>earth isn't hell

>Then the Internet boom revealed all the sexual deviants to one-another and the name fell swiftly with their integrity.
Since the name of furries has been tarnished, what do we call someone who likes drawing/animating anthro-animals now? Kemono lovers? Anthro enthusiasts?

who gives a shit, everyone hates eachother for being different

Star Fox would have been much better if it was always gay.