That Kid Stories

Let's have em. Unfortunately most of mine became reality with DBZ Fusion.

>Playing vidya at a neighborhood kid's house
>Hey user you getting hungry? My mom is making lunch soon.
>Sure, that sounds-
>MOM MAKE LUNCH user IS HUNGRY!

>That kid who I used to be friends with but had a falling-out
>He then went on to make up some bullshit about how I was bullying him
>His mum was on the PTA and spoiled him
>My word against his
>Of course nobody believes me
>Not even my own mum
>"user I hear you've been bullying someone at school, I'm very disappointed..."
>Get sent to "anger management" classes at school
>Keep trying to tell them it's all bullshit
>This only makes things worse because I'm "lying"
>Get a bad reputation as a crazy weirdo
>This sticks with me for the rest of my school life (despite reconciling with that kid eventually)

>talking with friends in class about new dragon ball gt game on ps1
>kid asks to borrow it
>decide to let him since we're in the same class and i see him every other day
>never brings it back
>makes up bullshit excuses
>refuses to pay or replace it

That's when I learned a valuable lesson, never trust basketball Americans.

Ever.

>that kid who died in school

>that kid that shot up the school

Not school but:
>Have a classmate at Uni
>Play vidya together
>Planning to make a game together one day
>Don't see him for a while
>Get an email from course lecturer
>"Dear students, I'm sorry to inform you that user was found dead last Monday..."
>Disbelief
>Turns out he had some heart condition nobody knew about
>Last thing I said to him was so normal, something like "yeah man see you later"
Still can't fucking believe it to this day.

>playing Pokemon Red on my super game boy (cartridge that allows you to play game boy games on SNES)
>parents invited the "dirty" kids from across the street over for whatever reason
>back then I was a shitter I guess, started with charmander and always had trouble with misty
>I usually caught the Pokemon I wanted rather than what was necessarily good
>after try and try again, I finally beat her
>dirty kid turns pulls the cartridge out, not even using the eject button
>"it's my turn to play Donkey Kong!" In the most smug obnoxious voice you can image
I raged pretty hard for a 6 year old

This gets posted all the fucking time you faggot

>that kid who only played Bam Margera in thps3 so he could laugh at him doing the grind where he pukes

because it's always me

>be 12
>friend invites me to his house every friday after classes since we go to different places now that we are in middle school.
>every friday we play yugioh, mario party, smash, wrestling, go outside to play basketball with a neighbor and such.
>after that we go to my house and have sleepovers, we usually sleep in my king size bed
>one day friend discovers I watch porn, genuinely surprised since I'm ridiculously catholic
>"dude, me too", we laugh it off
>friend likes to watch softcore on tv when we are at my house during the sleepovers, whatever, I like softcore too but I get sleepy faster than him
>one day I wake up, he's clearly watching gay porn
>pretend I see nothing when he changes the channel as I give signs of being awake
>around two years happen
>friend insists on sleeping on the floor sometimes now
>"dude, you sure? It's not as comfortable"
>"yeah, no prob"
>one day while playing vidya I push him because he won a match in smash for the 5th time in a row
>"fuck you, dude! skilled asshole. I'm losing my talent"
>he pushes me back
>"user, don't be such a fag. If you keep being a loser I'm gonna get bored"
>gets really fucking smug with the banter as we push each other harder, start wrestling
>suddenly, notice he has a very obvious boner
>"Dude, what the fuck?"
>he gets nervous
>"haha... it's nothing, user, I just haven't jerked off in a week"
>"... sure"
>a few hours pass, I'm on the bed, he's on the floor again
>"dude, are you awake?"
>"nah"
>"honestly tho', are you gay, dude?"
>he keeps quiet for the longest seconds ever, it's really awkward
>"..."
>"wanna suck my dick" I say in a mocking way to break the silence
>"fuck you, user"
>"that's a no?" I'm laughing my ass off
>"don't be such an asshole" he says actually mad
>I'm laughing but then when I'm about to apologize and say "I was kidding" he says
>"I didn't want to tell anyone, I thought it was just a phase"
(cont)

Well go ahead then. Thread is stagnating anyways.

Same. Wtf user let's hear about your faggot friend

I ran out of time because I had classes but he sucked my dick wearing a wig and a dress a few months after that and it was great

Remember. There's nothing gay about brojobs

>friend at school telling me all day about cool game he's got, says he'll show me after school
>walking home
>go with him into his street
>"where are you going?"
>"you said you were gonna show me that game"
>he shrugs and lets me in to his house
>he goes straight into the living room and watches TV
>played the game myself for a bit
>"aren't you gonna play this with me?"
>he just shrugs again
>played it some more and then just went home without saying bye

This is a good thing. He wasn't a bitch about his condition and whined like a mother fucker to his friends.

Something something dinosaur.

Not really that kid but
>best friend who may as well be my brother
>practically grow up together
>I go to college
>he goes to DUDE WEED and other drugs
>can't even remember the fun times and the stupid shitty inside jokes we've been laughing at for 23 years

>14 years old, hanging out with 16 yo friend
>we are both LONDON
>one afternoon she invites me to her house
>she starts playing WoW without paying attention to me at all
>bf comes over, she handles me a magazine and starts to make out with him in bed, while I'm in the living room reading some shitty anime magazine
>it goes for an hour, leave the house
>never talk to her again

Why didn't you tag in

>that kid whose parents wouldn't let you inside their house because they thought you were poor and dirty

half my friends were the ones who couldn't enter my house because of that

Gem from last night's thread

You seem like a nice friend.

>august 2001
>start of middle school
>somehow get to be friends with That Kid
>like him enough but always full of shit
>starts saying how he has Lord of The Rings on VHS
>call bullshit bc it's not even in theaters yet
>He keeps going on about it
>go over to his house
>HE FUCKING DOES WTF?
>everything else after is still bullshit
>chalk it up to a one time fluke
>He still goes on about random shit
>I still call him out and get proven right every time
>fast forward 2 years to 7th grade
>we're outside at PE or recess or something
>He starts confessing to me that he caught his dad cheating on this mom and his parents are getting a divorce
>He was semi smiling almost nervouse like
>He trys to Crack a joke about hearing his mom throw away Dildos saying "I don't want to see another dick again"
>Tell him to STFU. He tried to pull similar stuff in the past
>get home don't think anything about it
>his dad's already moved out and bought a house a few blocks down.
>realize I'm an assholes

Sorry Patrick. But come on you kinda set up being That Kid and all

>that kid who touched the private parts of the 10 year old girls when they were playing hide and seek inside the house with the lights out
>it was me

>if you keep the first monster you get all the way to the end of the game you'll get a more powerful version of it
>everyone else laughed at him

Jim you were right all those years but I'll never admit it

No user
YOU! were that kid

>skim through post
>gay and porn
>stop reading

Wait what how?

least you have enough self respect to never speak to her again. Still semi cucked tho.

>Kid tells on his mom that I keep killing him in a game where the entire point is to fight eachother

>in 6th grade
>2001
>kid tells me his dad is a doctor
>talking about how i really want a laptop
>"Dude, my dad has a shit ton of laptops. We have like 50 in my house."
>I say "Thats crazy, they are like 2k a piece, do you think he'd let me have one he doesnt really use any more?"
>"Absolutely! I'll bring one for you tomorrow!"
>He never brought it

My parents personal favorite

>be in 3rd grade
>talking to best friend
>he tells me he had a crazy night
>tells me there was a black bear on his roof
>he had to shoot it to protect his home
>his parents told him to grab their rifle and get on the roof
>got it with his first shot
>he told the story again to my parents, and i saw them trying so hard to stifle their laughter
>he was 100% serious

Damn user, you missed a perfectly good opportunity to eat a fresh creampie. What are you gay

Damn this should be a movie or something

>Lend my copy of San Andreas to a friend
>He doesn't want to return it
>After a few weeks I go to his place with my dad
>Instead of giving it back he throws it out of his 10th floor window for some reason

>Faggot shows him a picture post fucking his sister

Would have beaten the fuck out of him with an inch of his life left desu. Nothing about that story is alpha he just tells us how he was a retard who made bad "friends" and to stupid to correct his own mistake.

>that one kid that died during highschool

>That kid who ate alone in the bathroom

That kid who closed the doors on everyone/blocked everyone from leaving

>be on the highschool diving team
>kid named blake joined
>was like 5'5" pasty kind of weakling
>kid had mad bantz, was teasing the bitch on the team
>find out he has some terrible illness
>in the hospital
>I talk to him about it on AIM
>wants me to visit him
>bring him porn on some dvds, girls with strapons and stuff, and a bootleg of king kong (it was like 2004)
>he thanks me, we chat
>he dies
>at his funeral, his mom was crying
>says "Thanks for bringing him those movies, it meant a lot to him"
>really fucking pray she never looked at them

It was really weird how quickly everybody got over it.

>In high school
>Make friends with that kid because I just moved to this school and I'd honestly rather be surronded by dindu's then kids with school spirit aids
>That kid obviously lies all the time and get annoyed at first but never bother to call him out on it
>Eventually starts to grow on me and realize he is genuinely atleast trying to be my friend then all the white kids in the school who just fake a smile at you
>Add him on PSN and we play vidya together while he tells me his bullshit stories which I just have fun with now because there atleast funny
>Haven't seen him log in, in months

Hope he's okay.

>to stupid
Try again, beta cuck

>that kid that followed you and your friends everywhere and thought he was part of the group
>that kid that had extreme fits of rage just about every week
>that guy and girl everyone knew were in love with eachother expect they themselves

>that kid who threw up in the cafeteria

Stop reblogging you're autistic story you screencapped yourself faggot.

>be 10
>be really good friends with this 11 year old girl who is my best friend's cousin
>sort of chubby, bit of a tomboy
>has this pretty cute sister my age but I don't interact too much with her when we are alone
>always play with her, her sister, my best friend and his little brother all the time, collecting pokemon cards and whatnot
>one day I'm changing clothes and she opens the door while I'm in my underwear
>get really embarrassed, when I come out from my room to confront her for not knocking, she's trying to not smile but apologizes
>I'm still mad, I was a really shy kid when it came to that stuff to the point I didn't let doctors examine me without shorts. I guess shame was really drilled into my head when I was a kid
>a couple of days pass, I'm in the backyard with my best friend and her
>we are laughing when she comments he saw my underwear, I get immediatly embarrassed and mad
>"eff off, Karen" (I was also not a foul mouthed kid)
>She laughs a little but she lets it go
>But I don't, I'm so mad and immature
>best friend gets called inside his house to help his lil bro with homework
>Karen is going to tell me something when they close the door
>without thinkin, I pull off her pants out of pure rage
>panties too by accident
>I see pussy IRL for the first time, picture is burn into my mind since that day
>started to get a little big hairy, an innie, I pop a 10 year old boner
>she screams and hits my face with her knee
>doesn't talk to me for a month, and when you are a kid that's a fucking eternity
>everything gets back to normal later, when I apologize
>years later she admits she started masturbating at that age because of what happened
>never banged her though, I had a hotter girlfriend around that time
>but for years fapped to that mental image like the fist of the north star

Why would anyone do this? Goddamnit

I hope you told your mum how goddamn wrong she was

>>that guy and girl everyone knew were in love with eachother expect they themselves
>expect they themselves
What did he mean by this?
I

I'm sure he was trying to be polite.. in a weird awkward unaware way

Might as well share my cringiest moments

>5th grade
>I started puberty very very early
>sex dreams in full swing in 4th grade
>had no idea what sex even was, so the dreams were strange
>hanging out with best friend
>we camp out in his back yard
>start talking about sex while we are on this giant air mattress in his back yard
>we start talking about sexy situations
>we are basically dictating erotic fiction to each other
>I get REALLY into it
>dick keeps getting harder
>realize my dick is getting super hard near a guy
>freak out
>he suggests we do naughty dares, like run naked to his back door and back to the tent
>say nope
>end that shit

I did it again in middle school while camping with a friend , my sister, and his family. I sometimes flash back and wonder if I was talking loud enough that everyone in their tents nearby could hear.

>11th grade
>New to school
>Just sat alone playing vidya on my phone during lunch
>One day two girls who I had never talked to/seen before start trying to talk to me
>One was a hamplanet but the other was average
>They start probing me with questions like "Are you new? Do you have any friends?" etc.
>Chalk it up to them fucking with me so I answer them but show disinterest to maybe tip them off to leaving me alone
>They ask me if I want to sit with them
>"No."
>They leave
>Literally the next day this random guy starts telling me to hangout with him and his group, "Dude you can be one of us"
>I just wanted to be left alone but this guy was ok and we played a lot of the same vidya so why not try and be friends
>All of his friends had the same interests so we all got along well enough
>Out of nowhere my new friend starts trying to get me to come sit with his girlfriend and her dumb Stacey friends
>Spot the two girls there that tried talking to me a while back
>Don't think much of it
>We sit and talk about vidya, same typical shit
>Dark Souls had just come out so we were pretty into that at the time
>I just wanted to talk vidya but the girls there wouldn't leave me alone
>Lunch ends
>Tell friend that table sucks and we should go back to the normal spot from now on
>"user I never told you this but one of my girlfriend's friends likes you and she put me up to trying to get you over here so she could talk to you."
>He pointed the girl out, it was a caramel colored black girl, nice butt, pretty cute and I'm not one for black girls honestly
>Was too autistic to ever have a gf
>After I say I can't talk to her he stops talking to me
>Lose all my "friends" because the kingpin turned out to just be a cuck doing a favor for his gf's friend

>that kid that pissed his pants in 3rd grade

The grade below me had 3 kids die, one dived into a pool and broke his neck and drowned, another died in a small airplane crash, and the other got shot by his brother when they were fucking around with their dads gun

that was me

Was in that situation before
>Sit alone at lunch because new school (Thanks mom and dad)
>Chads, Redditors and Staceys try to get me to get sit at they're tables
>Tell them all no that I'd rather just sit alone
>Eventually ask if I can sit with the asian kids
>As expected there based as fuck

Nothing worst then being "pity'ed" because the Chads and Staceys think they are doing a good deed.

>that poor kid who always smelled like mcdonalds

Captcha: French Fries

I don't get why they can never take "no" for an answer. A lot of them in my experience just get more persistent.

My bully died in middle school, was pretty happy that day.

some of them are actually good people, user
you are just a faggot

>that guy and girl everyone knew were in love with eachother expect they themselves

Oh Brittany, it still hurts.

this
christ you faggots, people are trying to be friendly and greet a new kid and you just scowl at them and go back to you beep boop machines

>super good friends
>similar tastes in vidya
>hang out all the time
>watch friend scam other people constantly
>make vow to drop his ass if he tries that shit on me
>he does when we're in our 20's, and is a complete fucking asshole when i call him out on it
>haven't spoke to him since

feels bad man, but i can't have someone in my life i need to constantly watch in fear of getting fucked over

>11th grade
>Dark Souls had just come out

>high school
>a couple friends start up a videogame club since the one some seniors had started last year went really well actually
>this time around only a few people besides my friends go to it
>one of them is this really weird kid who just seemed off
>had some neat older consoles he would bring on occasion so we put up with him
>notice him doing shit like sticking his finger in his mouth or sticking his hand under his sock to scratch his foot and grabbing the controller again without wiping it off
>controllers felt grimy after he was done using them
>shit was disgusting
>nobody wanted to bring anything because they didn't want this kid touching it
>everyone just stopped going to the club meetings because they didn't want to deal with that kid anymore

It didn't help that my friend that started it wanted this club to not be as big as the one last year that had like 50 regular members. This had like 10 max so you couldn't just ignore this kid

>Implying I want to sit at the table with people with a personality of a wet carrot and hear them talk about sports and weed 24/7

Nah fuck you guys I chose not to hang out with you because I knew you're kind and there all obnoxious faggots.

What exactly is this supposed to convey

>Go over friends house to play Tekken
>Kick his ass every time
>Starts crying
>"Come on dude it's just a game"
>He mans up
>We have fun for the rest of the day
I haven't had that much fun in 10 years

>I knew you're kind and there all obnoxious faggots.

Yeah I'm sure you knew their kind from looking at them for 5 seconds while they said hello you fucking twat, you're just a piece of shit who thinks he's too good for others

...

Yes and?
Dark Souls came out in 2011 you fucking retard

Yea then I observed them through the school year and low and behold I was right. Learn to think for you're fucking selves for once.

...

>Caught the pokemon I wanted rather than what was good
Nigga I still do that

These are the people I'm sharing the board with

the only thing you observed was people having fun and being social but obviously that kind of thing is too complex for your autistic mind to grasp so all you can come up with to describe it are worn out high school stereotypes

if you actually tried to engage with them instead of being an asshole you might have found they they'd be interested in what you have to say

>anime image
>vague response
Its amazing how anime ruins everything

I would have taken some alcohol or something from her mom's liquor cabinet and drank it down the Thames while gazing wistfully out at the river

If I'm not going to get laid tonight I might as well get fucking lit, right?

Scratch that. I just want to get lit.

A ton of schools had a That Kid who had the LotR movies before they even came out in theaters. The award shows that got advance footage were terrible at keeping that shit under lock & key.

My That Kid was retarded enough to play it in school during a study hall period and got in serious trouble because of fucking course you would if you did that.

>Call it 4K
>Actually it's 3840×2160

>he implies I didn't already try that
They all just stared at me. I have plenty of friends from my old school I hang out with today after graduating and my 2 years at that school I made 1 friend which was just that kid. If I was really "above" people i wouldn't have made friends with those considered the lowest of low.

...

>that kid that followed you and your friends everywhere and thought he was part of the group

23 year olds?

I'm 32 and I still browse

And people wonder why there's a backlash to "Listen and Believe."

Yes people under 25 should be banned

I also knew a kid like this who would constantly lie about the most trivial things.

People under 25 shouldn't be allowed to vote.

>tfw you piss yourself in kindergarten because the teacher doesn't let you go to the bathroom and the school staff forces you to wear girl jeans with fake jewels on them
>tfw no one notices until the teacher points it out and everyone laughs at you

>that kid who's neck was sliced open during a game of street hockey

Never seen so much blood squirt out of a human being before. Thank god he survived.

People under 25 shouldnt be allowed to live

I had the same shit happen to me when I borrowed my classmate Champions of Norrath.

This is how I learned never to trust whitu pigguh Europeans.

Ever.

Basically kids.

You must be a fat loser or he is autistic.

Genius!!!

every fucking time

>tfw you piss yourself in kindergarten because the teacher doesn't let you go to the bathroom

In 2nd grade I asked to go to the bathroom because I had to shit really bad, but my stupid nigger teacher said no. We weren't even doing anything, just sitting around coloring and waiting for school to end. I couldn't wait any longer, she wasn't paying attention so I went to the bathroom anyway, dropped trou and shat out a big steaming turd on the floor. Pulled up, left and didn't say anything. 5 minutes later the teacher walks into the bathroom and starts screaming "oh lawdy who would do such a heinous thing oh lawdy lawdy" and comes back and starts chimping out. She interrogates everyone but I didn't crack.

>Be in elementary school
>Speaking to "that kid" because he was one of the few kids who played videogames
>"My dad works at Nintendo, he gave me a level 100 Mew"
>Tell him I don't believe him, because it was not the first time he spouted bullshit out of his mouth
>He tells me "We'll see about that"
>The next day he brought his Game Boy at school and he actually had a level 100 Mew

>Skip to two weeks later
>I was at my cousin's house
>He tells me "You like Pokemon right? I'll show you something cool"
>He shows me his Game Genie
>"I bought this the other day, it lets you do a lot of cool stuff with Game Boy games, including Pokemon."
>He inputs some codes and then starts playing Pokemon Red
>"Look at this user"
>He goes inside the the grass and a level 100 Mew appears
>Realize that kid used a Game Genie
>Never speak to him again

It still baffles me that people will go to such lengths just to tell a lie.

Also, not really a "that kid" story, but:
>Be in high school
>My English teacher says that in America they have the Playstation 4.
>This when even the PS3 was just a rumor
>mfw

I dont know if its just me, but have you ever noticed how weebs are either really nice or are cancerous douchebags?

Are you autistic? What's so hard discussing shit not-vidya?

Same shit happened to me but with Pokemon Crystal and some white trash I knew, I found out later that he also stole another friend's GBA SP.

I broke things off with that faggot and he calls me years later and asks me to come over, I assumed for an apology, but it turned out his dumb ass was just high and wanted a ride to McDonald's. I told him to fuck himself and the only thing I wish I could change about that moment would be remembering to get my damn game back before I left.

You are me. I miss him, even his family hates him now. We were closer than brothers, I'm not even sure if he's self aware

Its not just you

>that guy and girl everyone knew were in love with each other except they themselves
>tfw I was the guy who finally got them to go out proper
They got married last year, he even chose me to be best man. Feels good man.

>That kid who died
>Everyone starts crying and talking about how he was their best friend
>He was actually pretty unpopular and mostly ignored if not bullied

>be "that kid"
>acted retarded in elementary school because it made people laugh
>kept it up in middle school and ended up getting bullied
>quiet as fuck in all of high school
>alone almost the entire time
>get a pity girlfriend who I lose my virginity to but she bounces after a year and never looks back
>never learned to talk to people well
>every time I think back to my school life, I think about how cringy and pathetic I was
>missed out on so much because I didn't have any friends
>didn't even appear in the yearbook a single time in high school
>been in college for two years and it sucks knowing that I'll never have any friends or girlfriends because no one wants to talk to me and when I make an effort to talk I freak out and look retarded
It's gotten to the point where all I do anymore is play video games and look at edgy meme accounts in Instagram. The only reason I haven't even killed myself is because in comparison to literally anything else people have gone through, I'm bitching about nothing

>His mum was on the PTA and spoiled him
I fucking hate these kids that's every fucking time

>10th grade
>new kid in class
>the typical scrawny gamer nerd
>me and my crew asks him to sit with us at our table in lunch (my idea)
>we all pretend to like him and think he's cool
>eventually we get bored of him and ask him to sit somewhere else out of nowhere
>the fucking look of sadness on his face
>he sits alone for the rest of high school
I feel kind of bad, I wonder what he thought. Still pretty funny.

>old friend moves back near me
>hang out and game like before
>eventually we both gets ps4s, less visits but still game near daily
>even supplied the fuck for 6 months online play
>suddenly he doesn't get on anymore
>turns out he got a new computer and started wow again for legion
>periodically send him an invite to play something, more for socializing than anything
>constant excuses or says maybe later with there never being a later
>so I stop trying
>text outa the blue asking how I am and tells me he's moving again
>shit happens, feel like getting online to play some broforce and talk?
>sub is expired lol

Fuck you, Chris.

Your last story reminds me of the time my dad told me that Sony actually has consoles finished all the way up to the Playstation 6, but they're holding them back and not releasing them yet because they're too advanced for the competition

This was when the PS2 was still relatively new

Not him but if I was ever in a similar situation, I wouldn't want to tell anyone eithsr. I'd want them to remember me as me and not some gloomy dude you feel bad just being near. I'd be happier to spend the end of my life normally with my friendsv

It's hard to feel sorry for you when I'm basically the same except no girl ever looked at me, I'm still a virgin as an adult, and I dropped out of college and can't afford to go back now that my mental health is under control thanks to student loan debts

I'm the guy you replied to, and holy fuck, I heard that story too, and multiple times, just not from my dad. I didn't even remember about it before I read your post.

I pissed my pants in 6th grade because I had a teacher who was legitimately insane (turtle otherkin, thought various celebrity singers were her daughters stolen from her at young ages) and she locked her door during class and wouldn't open it. She was such a well known nutcase around the school that I didn't even get made fun of for it.

Thank fucking God that it was the last class of the day.

holy fuck owned

Motherfucker.

Who doesn't? Not like you need anyone that good, games easy

>that kid who said owned after every kill

That was me when I was 9

>That albino kid who wanted to be your friend
>Didn't like him but still hanged a lot with him in the schoolyard since i had few friends myself
>Weird and clingy, prolly because i was the closest thing he had to a friend
>He constantly asked if he could come visit me at my house
>Always come up with a bullshit excuse ("my house is being renovated so i can't have visitors" etc.) because i have aspergers and i did not want him in my house
>Told me a lot of personal things, like his mother was abusive to him and that he liked to set stuff on fire
>He later got some other friends so he finally got off my back
>Dunno if he's still alive since he talked alot about hanging himself

>don't know him too well
>just feel this vague sense of unease while almost everyone else was crying at his funeral
It was an open-casket funeral so seeing the corpse of a guy I knew was kinda spooky at least.

How about the rogue pisser? Kid that would piss in random spots. Saw one kid take a leak in a bathroom trashcan for no reason at all.

Also I googled pissing for a related pic and dear lord the search knows me too well.

I was that kid.

>be around 8/10 years old
>leader of the kids in my neighborhood
>even known at gamestop as the pokemon gang
>we all play the fuck out of pokemon/smash bros
>get together to watch saturday morning cartoons
>one day there's a commericial that there's a pokemon expo next weekend at a city not too far from us
>tell them we should go
>they say they cant go because their parents work
>tell them my dad doesn't work and he could take all 5 of us
>the rest of the week everyone is excited for free pokemon shit/sneak peak at Pokemon XD/Colosseum, dont remember
>Saturday, expo day, morning finally arrive
>everyone is up and early showered
>one of my friends even has his dumb pikachu cap from gen 1
>make fun of him until my dad arrives
>dad arrives
>he's in his 2 seater
>mfw
>friends ask where the usual car he brings is
>I ask him
>he's in a rush because he has to go to work in 4 hours
>I get in with a worried smile and tell my friends sorry
>just me and my dad go to the expo
>get to demo the pokemon gamecube game
>got a free hat with the expo year/city on it
>I get some event pokemon via link trade at the expo for fire red
>got to see a preview for one of the pokemon movies
>dad bought some magnet of pikachu for his truck
>come back home after 2 hours
>friends playing pokemon on a porch
>dad rushes to work
>I come over to them with my new hat, a pokemon movie pin, event pokemon, and my pikachu balloon
>no one talks to me for the entire day
>we don't play together or do our daily smash bros after school for an entire 3 weeks

S-sorry... I even used to cheat at smash bros by not telling anyone about the special moves or whatever by pressing the arrow buttons or grappling...

Kid 1
>In an older year him and his ass friends would be dicks if they saw me on the way home like throwing stones or snowballs with a ice or rock core.
>He dies
>I don't care.

>Was never nice to me and used to make fun of me as a joke to the normal kids
>He died
>I literally don't give a shit
>"user, [NAME] died isnt it so sad"
>"yeah its sad for his family"
>"arent you upset?"
>"he was a dick to me so no"
>"oh"

Being a nerd in school never did me any social favours.

>be me
>4th grade
>"that kid" comes over to my house
>we play on my wii u
>smash bros
>he tells me that his ps4 has this game but with better graphics
>tell him hes a liar
>calls me a liar for agreeing to terms of service and saying that im 18 on a chinese anonymous image board
>confused as fuck
>never talk to that kid again
>get banned for the 100th time

fuck user that's some ice cold shit

>Like 7 or 8 years old
>Just hanging out in the park with my friends
>Two girls show up named Megan and Leia
>Knew my friend had a crush on Leia because he always acted tough around her
>When we go to the swings he cuts me off and says "I go first" like a cunt
>I race him to it and beat him by a couple steps
>He swings it into my gut and knocks the wind out of me
>I couldn't breath
>He jumps on my back like a spider monkey
>Jump backwards on the hard wooden patio floor and fuck his shit up
>The entire time some lady in her backyard is yelling "Stahhhp" but doing fuck all to stop us
>We keep fighting until one of my friend's parents driving home from work passed us by and broke it up
>I wasn't bleeding and my friend was so I count that a win
>Leia invited me to her house
>She was really cute but I wasn't into girls yet
>tfw I probably could have been a Chad had I not been a late bloomer

>Wii U
>PS4
>4th grade
Surely you're jesting

That kid got fucking rekt.

>be 12
>walking home alone from school
>local high schooler driving by
>tells me to get in his car
>end up going to his house
>parents arent home
I learned i was bi that day

kahao

>>that kid that followed you and your friends everywhere and thought he was part of the group
>you were that kid

Holy fucking shit, I played Pokemon on the N64 with a Transfer Pak, too, and my big brother sometimes just fucking walked by and deliberately turned it off with his foot.
What a cunt. What a fucking cunt.

he was just a bit of a dick.

>Some fat kid at school
>Refuses to do sports
>Says he can't do sports as his knees are bad
>3pm school bell rings
>Runs home to play Xbox 360

He was addicted to that shit, quit school too to become NEET

>mfw i was that kid

>that kid who cried to the teachers when the "Cool Crew" wouldn't let him in

>make extraordinarily hot, passionate love
>found out we took eachother's virginities as well
I don't wanna turn this into one of those threads but fuck that's beautiful. Will it ever happen to the rest of us?

>playing vidya at friend house
>single player platformer easy as shit
>"We will swap every death, I start because it's my house"
>Literary plays for hours because you have to be a retard to die in this game.

no

>Kid who was part of our gaming group
>used to come to our houses and eat greasy as fuck crisps
>Kept putting his greasy fingers all over our controllers

We made a rule that everyone brought their own controllers so nobody could "cheat". Dumb fucker fell for it too

Aww, Cred Forums does care about other's feelings

Shit you brought back my feels. 2 stoner friends that i had with in pottery class went to the river on a hot day. Problem was the current was strong and pulled them to the rapids. One tried to save the other but couldnt, so the one survived never came back to school. We were seniors 2 weeks from graduation. They were awesome at sharing weed with anyone as long as you brought a bag of chips to share.

>My brother put a bet on me that I could beat his best friend's brother (Who was the same age as me at the time) in a fight
>I won
>The kid died in a house fire a few weeks later

If you manage to make your first time hot and passionate, then you deserve a fucking medal.

It happened to me, user
Never lose hope

>That kid they used to go Super Sayan

You know I read articles and gossip shit about first times and all and I wonder just how people can fuck it up. Maybe muh japanese hentai and doujins have totally warped my view of what actual sex is like, but I'm fairly certain foreplay is essential, which most people seem to not understand.

What about kid 2?

Shit the second lump of greentext is supposed to be kid 2.

Kid 3
>some chad a few years bellow gets hit by a car

Kid 4
>Some kid that was much older than me gets hit by a car while riding a bike with no helmet
I remember my mum being really upset over this one. This should have really been the first since I was still in primary school.

Now I think about it quite few kids died for the space of time and size of the school.

>snakevsbigboss.jpg

>Make friends with "that kid" in 7th grade.
>End up becoming pretty good friends even though I think he's a pussy.
>Be friends until about 10th grade.
>His birthday is coming up and wants to only invite me to his "party".
>Think it's weird but still go.
>Go out to dinner with him and his family.
>His mom makes gay innuendos to me.
>Tell her I think gay people are an abomination. (In my head this is okay, I knew i was joking)
>"That kid" tells her I'm joking.
>She claims that people who hate gay's are probably gay. (Calling me gay)
>I tell her that I think all fags should burn and that Hitler should have finished what he started. (I still am joking, and am too autistic to realize this isn't "okay")
>"That kid" Attempts again to tell her I'm joking.
>Finish dinner and go back to his house for vidya
>Next day he progressively starts to talk less to me
>Months go by and eventually find out his mom changed his phone number so he couldn't contact me outside of school.

Eventually he just kinda completely disappeared from our friend group and became a complete shut in and had no friends to my knowledge. Super autistic and just played TF2 all day last time i checked.

>go to kid's house to play mortal kombat
>beat his ass in it
>he gets angry and whines to his parents
>his dad comes in
>"Now son you know I didn't raise you to be a little bitch."
>asks me to hand him the controller
>kicks kid's ass then goes and effortlessly beats shao kahn

>Roommates with this kid and two bothers during freshman year of college
>keep in touch with him in sophomore year but not as much due to scheduling/classes
>suddenly I realize I haven't seen him in over a week and wonder what's up
>get an email that a student took a 2 story dive off of the science building
>put two and two together
>He's back next semester, go to see him and he's in crutches and has an eyepatch on his right eye
>Resisting my urges to call him Big Boss for the next month and a half

>been a Chad
I know that feel
>I was such a unintentional sweet talker that an entire group of girls was known as "user's bitches"
>Literally romantically retard as in I realise a girl likes me three years later while I'm taking a shit.
>charm one girl so hard she is thirsting for it so bad she will grab my butt or press her's into me
>brain -"its just a prank bro think nothing of it"
>1 girl got pumped and dumped by a chad
>1 girl got so desperate she literally went for beta looser and I think is now a lesbian
>1 girl never wants children
>1 girl has a bunch of disgusting piercings and is liberal as fuck
>I could have prevented atleast one of these outcomes.

Man school didn't pan out that great

How come so many kids you knew died? I don't know any...

Are you a harem protagonist?

Clearly he is a nigger in a nigger state

>Chad killed himself
>I shittalk him at school
>Stacies and Chads extremely butthurt
>school has to protect me in the halls with security guards for a year because of all the chimps losing their shit
What a ride

>that kid that swore Marilyn Manson had his bottom ribs removed so he could suck his own dick
>that kid who could afford to buy the Guiness World Record book at the book fair

>that kid that didn't own an N64 AND a Playstation.

I'm litterally from a white countryside village that had 3 blacks in the entire school. I guess it was just pure chance that they happened to go to my school.

3 died in car crashed and 1 to a brain hemorage out of the blue so nothing unusual.