Twi'lek or Asari ?

>Pull on her tentacles during sex
>He becomes retarded

HHHNNNNNNGGGG

>Tfw blasting her faggot rebel bf and rekting her blue asshole with my blaster
BUCKET PRIDE
WORLD WIDE

That's my fetish

I choose Asari because i can procreate.
>In the ME Universe all races will become Asari eventually

Humans can breed with twi'leks

Twi'leks. Red Twi'leks.

Not on my watch

Why was i not informed of this earlier?
I'd still go for Asari though.

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This. Then eventually the asari will interbreed and become ardat yakshi and be unable to breed while killing each other to feed. The asari are a doomed species. Don't interbreed with filthy asari. Don't help kill the universes biodiversity.

>Human with Renegade: I am growing stronger

Twi'leks (male)

whynotboth.jpg

>not both

Fucking gross dude

Asari. Green Asari.

Dat hive mind

?

>can't fuck her in 3
>can't fuck Gianna Parrisinni in 3
>can't hate fuck the reporter you've knocked out 3 times in 3
>STILL can't fuck Samara even if you were faithful to her
>DON'T EVEN GET A GOD DAMN SCENE BETWEEN YOU TWO IN 2 or 3

Quarians

You can shag Samara, but just one time.

Quarians are for geth fugging. Not human fugging.

Twi'lek i'm not letting a woman read my mind

That orange star wars thing. The little girl.

The hottest Asari there ever was.

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Togruta

The geth are dead though, unless you didn't choose the destroy ending

You did choose destroy, didn't you?

Togruta
Excellent taste.
Snips best girl.

Succubus (male)

Fuck off, this is an adult board

Between those two? Twi'lek.

I want to make Zaalbar upset by licking Mission's freckles.

Why not both

>you have to deal with shitty Bastila and not this qt

Both in a threesome

Whats minecraft

>Twi'lek's were strong characters in the OT
Is this bait? The only memorable Twi'lek in the OT was that slave girl who had a nip slip in Return of the Jedi.

So basically the question is do you like girls with short hair or long hair?

>picking anything other than a female Sith

Spotted the prequel apologist, make like your friend and die.

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Take your autism back to

>implying the original trilogy was as good as everyone says it was

The OT is shrouded in nostalgia, and is impossible to criticize. However TFA was a callback to the OT, and it didn't work at all. It sold purely on hype and nostalgia baiting but the movie itself more and more people are realizing was terrible

Maybe he's talking about notorious and memorable Bib Fortuna

>you will never fuck these hot alien babes.

why even fucking live? I wanna fuck space whores, I'm sick of all this monkey ancestor pussy.

>Bastila is the canon choice
Gross
Yeah you keep saying that but you aren't giving any evidence that twi'leks weren't sluts in the original trilogy. Not talking about the EU.

What makes you think these alien whores use their pussy to fuck you ?

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As much as I love the Twi'leks, I fucking hate how they became this generalized stereotype. One of their females was some kind of sex slave, so a shitload of them became sex slaves in every other medium.

Is he a hero character in battlefront yet?

I wanna fuck them all in their blue assholes.

Twi'leks have handles for sex, Asari don't

Force sensitives can read minds.

do they poop blue too ?

Not every Twi'Lek is force sensitive though

>all twi'leks are force users

Fucking retard

Seeing as how I don't generally shit white, probably not.

I could be wrong but aren't their brains located in the tentacles?

I didn't say they all are. I'm just saying if you're picking waifus, why wouldn't you want a waifu with superpowers?

That's because you are human

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>this is what prequel apologists actually believe
OT is a cornerstone of what movies should be, they've been slandered for too long by your type

Twi'leks because the idea of holding onto their head tentacles while I face fuck them gives me a boner.

Asari are hot but also just generic space babes.

>In the ME Universe all races will become Asari eventually
>ingame Asari mothers that we know of average 4 kids in a thousand years
If anything, it's a wonder that Asari haven't gone extinct.

Asari also have head tentacles.

Touching them makes them cum.

Twi'leks, because Mass Effect sucks.

But those tentacles are small. I need large handles.

Reminds me of my character in Jedi Academy.

They also live really long, so you have to consider that. If they don't die via disease or violence, they can live over 1000 years.

I got really emotional watching the Twi'lek die in episode 3 so Twi'lek.

Same thing happened to boba fett and most of the SW extended cast. Guy looked cool, so now his whole race have to be super-cool badasses.

fuck off Cred Forums

Big red butt

>I got really emotional watching the Twi'lek die in episode 3
>episode 3
Kill yourself

That's how it is with all star wars related stuff. The entire EU was just creatively bankrupt fanfiction.
Honestly, pick related isn't even that bad considering some of the terrible shit that went on in the EU, e.g. a giant snail that had 1 second on screentime in jabba's palace had an elaborate backstory about how its race were some sort of psychic sages that communicate with taste and then there's the dozen or so empire super weapons that progressively destroy large and larger astral bodies.

It was all shit really.

see

I like the yellow ones

>Painted humans

Neither, I choose the last good waifu Bioware ever made that they killed off for no reason.

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>lay eggs
>no breast
Yeah I'm sure you enjoy walking at the park, you faggot.

To be fair the clones betraying the Jedi is like the one good scene in the prequels.

>If they don't die via disease or violence
Yeah, like how it's explained that young asari are hotheads who get themselves killed in large numbers.

They still have an abysmally low population growth rate, going by the info we have. It doesn't matter if an asari has 5 kids in her lifespan if in the same timespan there are multiple generations of other species.
They must hit like the single digit pop growth per century or something, going from what we see.

I was 14 at the time gimme a break.

>Wants to fuck aliens
>But not actual aliens, just cosplaying humans

Your penis power is weak.

>Killed off just because they wanted the player to feel sympathy for Aria

Fuck you Bioware you could have done something with her.

why not both?

Oh fuck the destroy ending would have killed the geth too. Shit I should have payed more attention.

Uh, because you have to make a choice ? DUUUUUUUUUH

I want to fug "her"

>twi'lek in the OT: skimpily dressed slave girl
>twi'lek in the PT: jedi

I'm just stating an undeniable fact here, but feel free to call me an apologist you fucking melt.

They are still sorta doomed.
Or rather, they are going to do fine so long they don't suffer major population losses.

The "kills on sex" edition is ironically fine, so long it kills non asari.

>"her"
even better

I wanna fugg space lesbos

blue one

Even though I was playing dark side this part made me feel like a true monster

You should've corrupted her through her personal mission.
It's still shit you couldn't keep her around when going for sith ending

I want to make zaalbaar cucky by licking missions cunny

What about Delvian?

I miss that show

Better question, what color? I'd probably pick a nice red-violet.

> Virginia Hey was originally required to shave her head for the full-body makeup needed for Zhaan. In later episodes, the makeup was modified to include a skullcap, allowing her to grow her hair back. Besides her problems with contact lenses, the make-up itself also negatively impacted Virginia Hey's health and was a factor in her decision to leave the series.

Black Asari/ti'lek, of course.

Are you racist ? do you know it's 2016 ?

>you will never be a lesbian

I pick the TRUE blue qt master race.

too good for this world my man

it's never too late user

This was Farscape, right?
Man, I've seen most of it and it actually was pretty good.

The first episode I watched at a mate's house not too long ago, I was pretty tipsy at the time and I didn't realize it was a TV series, I thought it was just a short movie.
I was pretty upset at all of the loose ends at the end of the pilot then he told me it was a series. Oh.

Best

Yeah, great show.

Pretty much my #2 show, with #1 being Babylon 5.

The only bad thing about it was how the series ended and it needed that two-parter to finish things off.

Draenei

only if all the women have big horsecocks

I haven't seen every episode, especially of the later seasons.
I really can't think of a proper way to end it without pissing everyone off.

I pick the super blue alien race

women can't be paladins

>gross doglegs AND hooves

Good thing futa aren't women

Asari "hair" tentacles are cuter. The Long pigtail tentacles look creepy and gross to me.

ashbringer is the worst designed sword in the history of overdone gigantic fantasy swords

asari, SW is space magic wank

get out Chris

>Tirion giving a blade that can turn entire armies into ashes to some random slut who doesnt even wear armor
k

Asari aren't even hot.

Meanwhile Twi'Leks are sex goddesses

>implying Mass Effect isn't
>firing off a green pulse beam gives off everyone in the galaxy green glowing eyes and makes them part synthetic

Asari has actual culture and characteristics besides 'lol, hot alien babes'

So them.

Not to mention, even on basis of looks alone, they are cuter

go look at the plot of WoD, you'll have a stroke

You clearly don't know anything about the Star Wars universe

STOP PLS

>actual culture and characteristics
I love how this has to be TOLD. Seriously this is quite easy to miss and forget

>Asari
>actual culture

Do go on, I'm keen on hearing what culture you're talking about and what characteristics besides "being able to procreate with any other species, but the child comes out as Asari anyway".

also consider the amount of asari you kill throughout the story, shep must have had a massive impact on future asari population

oh wow, the star wars babbies are at full force today. sorry I don't dig your cartoon with Twileks only memorable role is being an background eyecandy

youtube.com/watch?v=_W5T9WFwz_E
>tfw no Twi'lek slave to bully

Mission is the QT'est.

I'm not a SW fanboy.

I'm just keen on hearing what Asari culture and characteristics are you talking about.

Twi'leks are a fucking stereotype. Their females are predominantly sex/pleasure slaves and their males tend to be ugly or fat or some kind of rebel or underdog.

>tfw the cutest Twi'lek has the least porn

their ships look like space donuts, does that count?

It's sifi fantasy that's more high fantasy than sifi. That's what makes it fun.

I'm a lore nerd. WoD was purely missed and shitty execution. The original plot was good. Issue was there wasn't really any plot past leveling because the entire dev team got fired and they rehired a whole new crew and started development on legion 6 months into WoD's lifecycle.

I liked the multiverse old orcs idea, but there was no follow up on it. We needed to see more of the world. Warlords had endless potential. I've just kinda blocked canon warlords out in my head and replaced it with something less aids.

>Maul still kicking

Does this nigga ever die?

what the fuck is a sifi? Is that like sci fi?

Pretty much what you listed. I bet there where ton of stuff in codex, but I don't think that counts, what counts is what we actually see within the games/movies. With Twileks it's nothing, with Asari it's their breeding habits, longevity, how they are the dominant, most advanced race of technocrats

Space mind parasites

>I liked the multiverse

>one tentacle
>OR SIX TENTACLES
the choice is obvious

Neither one of those only have one tentacle

That's not fair though--she literally has the most attractive Asari face in the game. Being a green skin quickclone was incidental.

Morinth*

what does asari "hair" feel like?

Asari have no tentacles. They're fringes of some sort.

And Twi'leks have two.

salty milk and coins

The one to the right.
I count one.

silly goose they have two. It's just the angle of the picture

>+1
>still outnumbered by left's 4 other tentacles
My point stands.

>implying the potential to fight Grommash and the entire Warsong clan at their prime isn't the coolest fucking shit in existence
Execution was the only thing that fucked WoD. I wanted a Warsong raid so fucking badly.

I thought that other one was part of her neck.

I think I would've liked it if they successfully invaded Azeroth instead of we going to "old Draenor".

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>EA choosing to copy WoW instead of SWG
feels bad man

Should have been multi-layered. Blasted lands, Swamp of Sorrows, and Deadwind should have been revamped into relevant content zones (possibly all as one as the opening leveling zone), and then we needed to see an acutally good warsong raid. 6.0's garrison campaign hyped up sieging Tenaan and fighting the remaining Orc forces in Hellfire Citadel, but all we got was demons on demons on demons in a SoO copypaste.

red skin is best skin

pure sex

A Twi'lek who doesn't show her midriff belongs in the trash

While this is true, red Twi'leks are edgy shits. Sith Purebloods are best redfu

>took 3 games and one DLC to design a thin Turian with slender facial features
I'm still mad about the total lack of female Turians. They didn't even a lore excuse like the scarce Salarian females and the reclusive Krogan females. They were supposedly even in society and equal parts of the Turian army yet there were none to ever be seen except for Nyreen and the few in Citadel.

Which made it funnier when you went to that virtual arena on the silversun strip and all of the holo-workers were female turians

Funny thing is they talked about how combat would be totally different but then plenty of abilities were lifted straight from WoW and simply given another name.

Twi'leks have males so Twi'lek.

Male Twi'leks look drastically different to female Twi'leks.

>Not every Twi'Lek is force sensitive though
Force sensitivity is part of what ruined Star Wars. Led directly to midichlorians.

>Twink'leks

niggas with great taste

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How is that a bad thing? What's wrong with midichlorians?

Originally, the Force was just a thing. Everyone's connected to it. Everyone has the potential to harness it.

Then force sensitivity. Then midichlorians. The descent into jedis going from enlightened monks to special snowflakes sparkleninjas.

>then force sensitivity

it was clear from the very first movie that Luke could use the force so quickly because of inheriting it from his father. Force sensitivity and midichlorians are just an extension of that. There would be force users literally everywhere if it was something you just had to practice for a few months.

>chiss is now part of the canon
>but they gave them pupils
Goddammit

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reminder that twi'ek slave girls are haram in JJtrek and we get this instead

>it was clear from the very first movie that Luke could use the force so quickly
Luke's extent of using the force was basically the equivalent of the whole "be the ball" schtick in sports.

Asari don't have tentacles. That's hardened cartilage. And Twi'leks? Those tentacles are full of long ropy brains.

>strong characters
>literally slave dancer girls in jabbas palace for half the movie
>this is pretty much the only time we see Twi'leks

>in the prequals there is literally a badass Twi'lek jedi master

I want OT fanboys to just kill themselves.

>"Fuck it Larry, just put treads on a TIE bomber and call it a day"

Doing weapons development for the empire must have been the easiest job in the galaxy.

>OT is a cornerstone of what movies should be
>episode 4 has more plotholes than every single m night shamylon and nolan movie combined
>would take longer than the movie to explain all the plot holes

Yeah no. OT were subpar as fuck when it comes to story and the only thing keeping them alive is nostalgia

The only plotholes in the movie were ones retroactively created by the prequels.

post more, I didn't realize chiss were such qts. all i know from the chiss is the thrawn books.

>ere ones retroactively created by the prequels.
Nope
do you want me to list some? I mean if i go through the trouble you will have to agree to leave forever.

I will only list plot holes that have to do with the OT. Remember that the clone wars are fair game because they are mentioned by obiwan in IV

>retroactively created by the prequels.
>clone wars are fair game

Nice try. If you can't find a plothole that exists within the context of the movie without using something made 20 years later then just take your baby nuts for a walk.

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>tfw little to no games give you an actual alien waifu
>you get some shitty snarky mon-keigh instead

Oh i can find lots, but are you literally so retarded you dont remember obiwan quite literally mentioning the clone wars to Luke near the beginning of the movie?

But I dont even need that to give you about.... 100 plot holes? Most have to do with the Death Star

>Remember that the clone wars are fair game because they are mentioned by obiwan in IV
Nobody knew what the clones wars even were in the OT, including Lucas. Most people assumed the titular "clones" were on whatever side the Jedis were fighting against.

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>Nobody knew what the clones wars even were in the OT
Then why does Obiwan bring it up to Luke when first talking about his father?

>with Asari it's their breeding habits

So "Slut-Culture"? OK.

>longevity

So Asari can be sluts for longer periods of time? OK.

>how they are the dominant

How? Asari submit themselves to other races/species so that they can reproduce. Also, most of the Asari are such whores that they go into prostitution and strip-clubs.

>most advanced race of technocrats

I thought the Salarians (not the Asari) are the most advanced in technology development?.

how have none of the twileks ever gotten that dangly tenticle shit caught in something and/or cut off at some point

For the same reason Han brings up the Kessel Run. It's just background information meant to make the world feel alive, but it's all meaningless from the audience's perspective.

You sound like you know pretty much nothing about the Asari outside of fanfics and SFM porn. Why are you even here? Do you have any idea how more advanced the Asari are than humans?

>this much damage control
I love it when OT fanboys cant take any criticism. IF its mentioned in the movies its fair game and adds to plot holes. No amount of damage control will save you from this.

There was one that had it happen

>I thought the Salarians (not the Asari) are the most advanced in technology development?.
It goes Humans > Salarian = Asari = Turian > Other Citadel Races

what? It's basically just long hair, except even better because it's hair that you have great control over and you can feel it. that's like asking how humans don't get their long dangly arms caught in machinery all the time. I mean, humans do have that happen to them but it's not the norm.

If you're using information from outside of the movie to claim there's a plothole in the movie, how can you say that you're being intellectually honet? Wouldn't the problem be with the new information that comes in and contradicts or otherwise messes up something that's already established?

Why are twi'leks so sexual?

>It goes Humans
>humans first
>literally the most recent to discover faster than light travel

Stop posting and never post again. You obviously have literally no idea what you are talking about. Humans are hundreds of years behind the other races when it comes to technology

I want Grievous' dead girlfriend

>outside of the movie
Its LITERALLY mentioned in the movie. Like are you just pretending to be retarded right now. Obiwan tells luke that he and his father fought together in the clone wars. That is in the original trilogy and no amount of moving goalposts will save you.

I can move my arms, though. twilek tenticlehair just kind of dangles all over the place

Their first appearance was sexual so it became a major characteristic.

His original backstory in the EU was pretty cool. A shame that TCW changed it

I remember when Bald from PA thought they'd actually give you some kind of insectoid waifu.

Literally rape

Sure, if you're limiting any and all evidence you put forth about the Clone Wars to that which is mentioned only in episode IV (if you're targeting a single movie) or the OT (if you're targeting the OT).

Since no information is presented about the Clone Wars in the OT, you can't fault the OT for any plot holes the Clone Wars causes unless it directly relates to Obi-Wan's mention of it. If you are using information from the PT (such as some of the actual battles or who the clones were clones of), you're no longer criticizing the OT, but are instead criticizing the series as a whole, specifically the lack of care Lucas and the rest of the writing team put into being consistent across the series.

No, mental breeding. They still can have physical sexual intercourse. At least, as far as the way humanity does it.

youtube.com/watch?v=_W5T9WFwz_E

was bib a twi'lek? did he have cancer or something? what the fuck was wrong with him

What's with the long parts on Twi'leks are those supposed to be ears or something?

Is she CIA?

Oh none of the plot holes i was gonna mention have to do with the clone wars i just love triggering OT fanyboys who dont realize it was mentioned in the first movie

It will take me a few minutes to list all of the plot holes, can you wait a bit?

Sure. I'm not even the guy you were originally talking with, but since I haven't done any research myself on the OT's plotholes, I'd like to see them.

Citadel DLC let's you with Samara if you for the rejection in 2 and haven't done anyone else.

You don't know what you're talking about, retard.

Asari and Salarians have both had Citadel technology for over 2700 years. Even the Turians have had it for over 1200. Yet humanity went from finding their first Beacon to being a seat on the Council in decades. While the Asari and company had FTL technology since humans were using bronze swords and horses, humanity completely caught up to them in a handful of years and ultimately surpassed them.

Remember, the human military was stronger than any individual Council army. Cerberus is far and away more technologically advanced than any Council race. The Normandy is the most technologically advanced machinery in the Council. Humans' L5 implants have them nearly at the strength of Asari who have genetically been bred for biotics and honed over centuries long lifespans.

Humans accomplish in years what it takes other races millennia.

ok. 3 could be awful but did you even play at least one Mass Effect game? did you read the plot about each race?

Asari enter whore state in their younger days (they go full merc, dancer, whore or a mix of all that). Asari is one of the most dominant races in Mass Effect Universe, they were the first race to find the Citatel and their influence is in all the Terminus System. Every race interact, trade, mate with the Asari.

Salarians are one of the most advanced but Asari scientists and engineer are one of the best mostly because of their longevity they see things with a different perspective (also they got some help from the Protheans )

I don't like neo Bioware, their writers can't write for shit, but the plot of Mass Effect is well done (not perfect though).

>can't hate fuck the reporter and eventually have it blossom into a rivalry romance
This hurts me.

Twi'lek.
At least with a Twi'lek I know what she really looks like and that it's not some alien mind trick.

Asari, cause fuck anything Star Wars.

Il just post as i write them i guess. Still have a lot more to go

Strom Troopers have terrible aim and can’t hit anything in any of the movies and yet they are supposed to be the most advanced and terrifying army in the galaxy
These same storm troopers miss every shot in the opening scene and yet somehow the rebels die
Vader uses his hand to choke someone in the beginning of the movie. We learn later he can force choke and doesn’t need to get close at all. Why did he have to physically choke that one dude and possibly leave himself vulnerable to a suicide bombing rebel
Vader says he wants the rebels alive- after choking a dude to death and having the stormtroopers who can’t aim kill most of them
Theres literally no reason they didn’t shoot the life pod just because it didn’t have life forms. It could have had important rebel documents or plans and the empire has TRILLIONS of dollars they don’t need to conserve ammunition. Not to mention they just saw droids running away from them and the citizens of the galaxy have known about droids for a few thousand years.

wow wow, let's check some parts of your post:

>Asari and Salarians have both had Citadel technology for over 2700 years..

And humans will get to stagnate just like them when we fully comprehend the technology

>the human military was stronger than any individual Council army

Turians, I fixed for you.

>The Normandy is the most technologically advanced machinery in the Council

made with Turian, Salarian AND Human technology. It's a piece of art but it was done by a lot of hands (not only human hands)

>Cerberus is far and away more technologically advanced than any Council race

It's well know that Cerberus is so advanced because they lack morals and political walls. They put research over anything even the lives of humans they want to protect (forbbiden reaper techonology, banned AIs, human experiments, etc)

is this how you argue?

>Humans' L5 implants have them nearly at the strength of Asari who have genetically been bred for biotics and honed over centuries long lifespans.

And Asari are beginning to use implants too by the end of ME3.....spoilers

>Humans accomplish in years what it takes other races millennia.

Until we stagnate just like the other races in their moment.

>You sound like you know pretty much nothing about the Asari outside of fanfics and SFM porn. Why are you even here?

It's games themselves. Asari are confirmed SLUTS:

youtube.com/watch?v=PVPF-U0cWT0
youtube.com/watch?v=dOa_qac65p4
youtube.com/watch?v=jIIyeQ--KFE
youtube.com/watch?v=K5pf-61zv0s

>Do you have any idea how more advanced the Asari are than humans?

Yet, the Asari requires the aid of humanity to pull their asses out of the fire everytime from Mass Effect 1-3.

>grow up on a planet being invaded by weird insect things
>fight back against them
>meet qt girl in the forest that then becomes your best friend/lover that you fight alongside with
>do so well against the invaders that your people regard you as a demigod
>qt girlfriend dies while fighting because you get separated
>can't even recover her body from the ocean it fell in
>alien invaders cry to the republic when you kick them back to their home planet
>Republic fuckwits punish you instead
>join rebellion in order to help your people
>Leader of rebellion blows you up to turn you into a psychotic killing machine
Grievous had a hard life

It's just a game, bro

WHAT

were they in rebels or something?

There's only one right answer, if you're straight at least. Asari. Why? Well they're pretty much identical, see, except for their heads. Twilek heads are do giant penises where as Asari heads are a row of long vaginas. Pretty easy choice tbqh.

sauce?

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Yeah, the new season of Rebels brought Thrawn into canon.

Yes. Grand Admiral Thrawn got reintroduced into the canon

I want to fuck Aayla and Mission, so Twi'lek.

looks like shit with pupils

>And humans will get to stagnate just like them when we fully comprehend the technology
Except they didn't. Humans got there and immediately began surpassing everyone.

>Turians, I fixed for you.
Right, which is why the Turians got jobbed in the First Contact War by Admiral Drescher. And the Council in-game refers to the Alliance Military as the "Sleeping Giant" of council militaries and is distinguished as the most brilliant tacticians. The fact that the Turians have more ships is immaterial when Humanity outplays them in every conceivable way.

>made with Turian, Salarian AND Human technology.
Not the Normandy SR-2, which is better in every single capacity. That's pure human.

>It's well know that Cerberus is so advanced because they lack morals and political walls.
So? More advanced is more advanced. Let's not pretend like the other Council races have clean hands. The Rachni Wars? The Krogan Rebellion?

The droids , especially C3P0, are slow as fuck and can barely walk at all in the desert. The empire with their super fast speeders should have caught up to them and capture them way before they found civilization
Obiwan is supposed to be in hiding from Darth Vader but still keeps his last name Kenobi and tells everyone on tatooine. Somehow he was still never discovered, EVEN THOUGH we see lots of imperials all over tatooine.

Twi'lek, that isn't even a fucking question, stop wasting everyone's time, OP.

Technically they're both Orion slave girl knock offs
And Orion slave girls are probably a knock off of something ELSE.

Looks like the OT fanboys all abandoned the thread as soon as i started listing plot holes and im not even 1/5 of my way though the movie yet. How fucking sad.

dreanei aren't paladins

it's okay, user, you don't need to lash out, i'll give you a (you)

Because you didn't list any actual plotholes?

>dur if stormtroopers are so good, how come i saw some miss?
>vader choked a guy without the force once, that's a plothole! sith lords aren't capable of using their hands once they learn the force!
>Obi-Wan keeps his surname, which we have no way of knowing if its as common as Smith in Star Wars!

And other cringey non-plot hole issues. I imagine everyone just decided it was best not to engage with your autism.

I haven't abandoned the thread yet. There's just nothing you've listed that I either have a big problem with or think I can refute.

>50/50 chance of getting an Asari with a dick
Twi'lek

>which we have no way of knowing if its as common as Smith in Star Wars!
If its common then how the hell is Luke able to know right away the droid is talking about old ben Kenobi?

Obviously its not very common as he doesnt suspect or mention literally anyone else

>dur if stormtroopers are so good, how come i saw some miss?
They literally have unforgiveable aim in the movie and cant ever hit anything. Nice try defending this though.

Obi wan doesn’t tell luke about the lightsaber or that he could kill or maim himself at all with it before giving it to him and lets him turn it on. Think about this for a second
Random imperial dude sasses and shit talks Darth Vader, the most feared and infamous man in the galaxy to his face sitting a few steps from him with 0 protection. There is literally no reason for someone to be this stupid except to show us that vader can force choke, making his earlier physical choking completely redundant
Obiwan tells Luke that “These blast points are too accurate for sand people. Only Imperial Stormtroopers could be this precise” First of all Obiwan has been hiding on Tatooine for a few decades, he couldnt know that much about them. 2nd of all the Storm Troopers have the most ridiculously bad aim iv ever seen for all 3 movies.
Luke is supposed to be a decent star pilot, as evidenced later in the movie, and yet as soon as he gets in the millennium falcon he starts asking a whole bunch of noobie questions a 5 year old would ask about flashing lights and doesn’t seem to know anything about the star ship
Tarkin tells Vader to execute Leia “immediately” but somehow she survives for another few hours.
The Storm trooper uniforms that Luke and Han used were shot at by them enough to kill the people inside of them and yet have no damage on them at all

Should've been your Asari team member in place of Liara. Just makes a whole hell of a lot more sense. It feels more natural from a storytelling perspective for you to rescue this formerly indoctrinated Asari Commando from the Thorian and have her join your squad than picking up the secondary villain's daughter.

Commando bitch:

>trained Asari Commando, who are hard cunts
>has a strong, less cliched reason for joining you
>tossed aside by Benezia, understands the power of indoctrination
>hotter

I would've much rather had her on the squad. I even like Liara, but she could have been replaced with the Feros bitch and the story would have been more streamlined.

>I even like Liara
They completely ruin Liara in the 2nd one by making her the shadow broker which pretty much completely goes against her character in the 1st

>If its common then how the hell is Luke able to know right away the droid is talking about old ben Kenobi?
Because he knows a Kenobi in the same approximate location in the boonies that Luke lives?

"Help me James Smith, you're my only hope!"
"I wonder if she means old Jim Smith?"

For all we know there's ten thousand Kenobis in Mos Eisley, but there's all of twenty people who live out in the Tusken sands moisture farming, and one happens to be a hermit with the last name Kenobi.

>They literally have unforgiveable aim in the movie and cant ever hit anything. Nice try defending this though.
So, your "plothole" was that they never hit anything, even though two posts ago you pointed out all the people they shot and killed? It's not a plothole that random mooks miss plot-relevant characters, you understand that, right?

>"Help me James Smith, you're my only hope!"
>"I wonder if she means old Jim Smith?"

I want you to think about how retarded this question is. Tatooine is absolutely massive and there are about 4 ish major cities on it. Why would he just assume that random droids from outer space with a message from a princess from another planet would just happen to be talking about the man who happens to live near them UNLESS HIS NAME ISNT THAT COMMON.

In fact, show me a single other Kenobi mentioned in their entire OT.

>For all we know there's ten thousand Kenobis in Mos Eisley
We actually know this to be false though. And if this was true, why wouldnt Luke go

"oh wow thats a really common name, how are we ever going to figure out who shes talking about?"

>In fact, show me a single other Kenobi mentioned in their entire OT.
Show me two unrelated people with the same surname. You can't.

The point is you're extrapolating a plothole from an unknown variable. Kenobi could be rare, it could be common. It's never specified.

>We actually know this to be false though.
You literally don't.

>"oh wow thats a really common name, how are we ever going to figure out who shes talking about?"

Because he doesn't live in Mos Eisley, retard, he's a moisture farmer living in the Tusken Desert.

If you lived in some po-dunk town with 50 people in it in the hills of Illinois and someone came looking for a James Smith, and you happened to know a Jim Smith in town, you might direct them there instead of going "There's like ten thousand Jim Smiths in Chicago, we'll never find him!"

>You literally don't.
>i literally know nothing about star wars: the post
.
>Because he doesn't live in Mos Eisley, retard
He literally talks about wanting to go into town so we know he leaves his moisture farm all the time. Your damage control is so pathetic i dont think iv ever actually seen someone as retarded as you

If someone asked me for someone with a really common name the first thing i would ask is what they look like because they HAVE A COMMON NAME AND YOU CANT TELL WHO THEY ARE JUST BY THEIR NAME

Holy shit, i cant even. You have to be a troll, no one is actually this retarded. You got me, i thought you were serious

Whichever one actually bumps uglies, instead of telepathic BS

Twi'lek.

MOAR

Turian.

>Remember her
>remember Omega
Actually you guys got shafted really hard.

Andromeda should have a Turian waifu squadmate, it's not like they can repeat Garrus anyway.

Asari easily. One of the biggest disappointments in my life is that I'll probably never get to fuck a blue alium.

Twi'lek head tentacles > Asari ridges

Just a rip off of KOTOR...

>The only reason people trusted that Mass Effect would be good before the first one was KOTOR.

Mass Effect was only "better" graphically (and fine tuned the same game they were making for years already with the KOTOR series.

>I'd rather play a new KOTOR than a new Mass Effect ANY DAY.

>force-sensitive
oh boy, either a batshit crazy cunt or a dull as fuck space monk

>TIE Fighter
>T.I.E. Fighter
>TIE boat
Every fucking time

>Holy shit, i cant even.

I really wish Reddit would leave.