Gaming Freakout Stories?

it was that long ago?

>go to fucking babbages
>friend gets a cheap 2 pack of 3rd party xbox controllers
>by the end of the day they're both broken
>broke one at my house and one at his

to be fair those things were extremely brittle compared to the official ones but damn.

yeah nobody wanted to play perfect dark or freedom fighters with me.

Dude. 2007 was 86 years ago...

>mario party 2 with girlfriend and her family
>bowser offers me a chance to shake things up
>steal stars from my girlfriend who is in first place
>she cries and tells me how i'm not supposed to do that to her
>locks herself in her room
>her mom has to console her through the closed door

mario party and mario kart have caused all the freakouts i can recall. even the 2 player vs mode of mario bros resulted in my brother getting so assblasted that he told my mom i was cheating. she actually enforced a no cheating policy with mario bros, which to this day, i'm not sure what she meant. she was just trying to get us to shut the fuck up.

>halo 3 veterans will all be dead within the next decade

>tfw that kid on the mic who is obviously underage gets in an argument with probable stepdad
>ends badly for kid, starts sperging out over the mic
>we all laugh
I love it when that shit happens

woooooow dude....

I had that too except my dumb shit friends just didn't know how to circle strafe with an n64 controller

If you know anyone or you yourself were playing Halo in high school, you are a fucking retard. Halo is for little kids who are in middle school. By 2008 everyone in my high school only played Modern Warfare.

meant to attach this pic. this game was the original catalyst to every major fight with my brother. if you lost, the game would give the loser an old and gray mustache. it was perfect at instilling rage in young children.

uoy

I was in culinary school and this guy named Gary was really big on how good he was at halo 3.

Bopped him twice back to back, then I mentioned how if I removed r from his name he'd just be gay. That was some time ago, he ended up being a pretty good friend - we still talk time from time.

>be me
>be shit at some game
>slap the arm of an armchair because i'm slightly miffed
>realise that it was autistic to sperg out like that
>don't do it again

youtube.com/watch?v=sL90fCgOrcE

>Played Halo 2 online since it was out (12 Years of Age)
>Flash forward to Halo 3
>Kid at school "recruiting" for his online team
>Tells me I won't be able to make the cut
>Hand him my gaming CV
>He doesn't buy it
>He has a 4 man team at this point
>He challenges me
>Beat him 4 V 1 on The Pit
>Play online team games with him where I beat the rest of the team by 10 - 15 more kills most of the time
>Told I am stealing kills
>Doesn't speak to me at school or online ever again

Fuck you Sam

>Gaming CV

Could you be any more fucking gay?

>be me
>playan Killer Instinct
>have to take a shit
>young sister asks if she can play meanwhile
>say yes
>hear screams and the sound of my controller shattering on the wall while on the shitter

I remember being mad as shit at her at the time. Luckily we had two controllers. My mom got her a shitty counterfeit controller to use after a while.

>Gaming CV

Do you have it lamented and stored in your wallet?

>organize a bigforthetime xbox-lan for some halo2
>a whole whopping 15 people come to play
>even some older guy and his wife
>after winning several gamemodes teamed with regulars we switch it up
>capture the flag
>during a very tense game the guy who brought his wife is screaming
>at her
>to help retrieve the flag
>they both die
>more screaming
>tells him to fuck off and storms out
>everyone was from a christian school and this happened in a church
They never came to play halo2 with us again

>lamented
Lament means to grieve or mourn. I think the word you're looking for is "laminated".

>Playing an ultra violent game about killing in a church
How... Christian of you

>Gaming CV
Care to elaborate further, user?

Playing Mario Kart on GBA
Going for max rank which means full coins 1st on all tracks.
>Touching other racers loses you coins
>You slow down with fewer coins
>They can push you aside or even off the track
>Weight classes mean you either get shoved off the track or bounce off them like a pinball machine being played by micheal J fox or they bounce off you depleting all your coins
>Grabbed both sides of the GBA and smashed my head into it, effectively breaking it in half.

The grip is amazing for smashing one against your head

You could hardly call halo ultra violent, especially since my first shooters were quake and UT

Basically asked me to write down all my ranks in multiplayer, game time, favourite games etc

Took me a couple of hours, good job I photocopied that bad boy

>that kid you had to hold back on even though you were average because he was a really cool guy but shit at the game and you didn't want to make him feel bad

I was pretty good at the Sneeker in Conker Live & Reloaded's MP

Had no one to play with though

>Whatever halo is for the original xbox
>Never played before but friends invited me to a LAN party at their house
>Played the fuck out of golden eye 64 by myself in like middle school
>Absolutely wreck this one guy that plays halo 24 7
>He has like a crying break down with one of his friends that I found out about a week later
Shoot them with the shotgun and then punch them. Such an obvious concept. I would have wrecked even more shit in planetside if they had instant knife.

>Play Pokémon Gold/Silver on Gameboy Advance with some autist every day after school
>Can never keep up with him because he is allowed to play at school to calm him down
>He is my neighbour and so comes around to my house on occasion
>One day he comes around with a Cheat Cartridge
>Gets all these cool Pokémon
>A month later whilst at my house
>Leaves cartridge by accident and goes home
>Pretend I don't know where it is
>Start beating him all the time with super powered Pokémon
>He goes full Asburger and smashed his advance

He never got that cartridge back

>Conker 64
>That kid
>Not allowed to use swords
>Always wanted everyone to meet up in the toilet and have a pissing contest
Squee'd when people didn't and pulled his controller.

Sounds standard. Ngl I expected something much more bizarre.

I'd have done the same thing.

There's a bible passage where God sends 2 bears to kill 40 kids.

>Playing Time Splitters Future Perfect with friend
>Keeps accusing me of watching his screen to cheat
>Inform him that I am not and I go home
>Go to friends a couple of days later
>He has constructed a cardboard/paper Mache structure to divide the television in two
>I tell him this is unnecessary
>He puts it on the television
>After a couple of minutes he forgets it is there and knocks it off
>Television falls and cracks his head open
>He goes ape shit and smashes his xbox
>His mum comes in and blames me
>I explain to her that her son is to blame
>Walk out
>Realise I still have his controller
>Carry on walking

He was pretty salty, but he had his xbox taken away and sold, so he didn't need that controller anyway

How about the reverse?

>at a buddies house for an overnight
>we're playing one of the FarCry games across three Xbox HUEGs
>I've played next to zero FPS games at this point in my life because I had a Gamecube
>tell buddies this and ask them to go a bit easy on me while I try to learn the ropes
>spend the next two hours getting destroyed because even though it's a free for all game mode they all target me and gang up on me as soon as I spawn
>tell them to stop it
>they don't, they just keep destroying me
>finally have enough of it and chuck my controller at one kids head
>got banned from playing games with them ever again

My favorite is the woman having sex with a horse.

Which passage?

Do you really think I'd know if that was my takeaway from fucking Sunday school?

did you know that stallions only last 6 seconds and only get 50% of their cock in?

heh, some things really make your brain go mach 5.

>retards actually believe that numbers advantage mean fuck all in a game with random spawn points and numerous power weapons scattered across the map

Unless they were 4 man circlejerking while they hunted your ass down then you had the advantage for having 4 times as many targets as them in a game where you have to reach a specific kill limit to win. Particularly the Pit since there are so many ways to lose any chasers.

I know that feel...

I always had to do that when playing Soul Calibur 2 with my bud back in high school. He was just shit at every game and I would always have to purposefully play badly. Not block certain attacks, allowing my health to get low, letting him get a kill off me so we can go to the 3rd round...

Same with Smash Brothers on N64 & Gamecube. And Mario Party. Shit, I can't remember what else...

>high school
>play pokemon diamond
>this dude has pearl
>says he's best but usually uses hacked pokemon
>things like illegal moves and 999 stats
>buy ar and find a cheat for arceus with wonder guard
>proceed to beat his shit in because he has no fighting type or status moves.
>cursed me out for using something so cheap

If the enemy team sticks together and knows what they are doing it can still be a challenge

>On holiday abroad
>Meet another kid who plays Pokémon
>Seems like a retard
>Decide he wants to trade his level 50 Golduck for my Hitmonlee
>Tell him it is on my other game cartridge and will be back
>Catch a Diglet and name it Hitmonlee
>MFW he doesn't check the Pokémon
>Leave to go home later that day with a sweet ass Golduck

> playing halo 2 with older brother and his friend
> not even competitive, just jumping around zanzibar and super bouncing
>we all are trying a superbounce to get out of the map
> I get it, my brothers friend gets it
> brother can't get it, he starts to get mad
> we leave him alone to do it and go play on the other side of the map
> 20 minutes later he's still trying to get it, visibility upset about it
> I go over to show him how to do it again, get it first try
> he drops the controller and immediately starts choking me with both hands
>I'm half his size and can do nothing to stop him
> friends brother decides to act and starts punching my brother to get him off
> brother stops choking me to yell at his friend
> I run up and hide on my room while my brother kicks his now ex-friend out

He was never friends with the guy again but I stayed in touch. Never played video games with my brother again after that, but he still managed to screw with me and steal my games. I hate that guy

Murder him user

>mario party with 3 other people
>one friend gets tons of luck early on, in first place
>bowser shakes things up
>win on bonus stars

pretty much every mario party salt story is about this or garbage RNG.

God damn Bowser Roulette
How can I get good at a game with this much random in it!?

Nothing will ever top this.
youtube.com/watch?v=DIn4L7hUmUI

>Hand him my gaming CV

You don't. Mario Party is a dumb game meant to be playable by idiots, it's always a shakeup. It's like Mario Kart.

>playing Demon Souls with some friends watching
>first Souls game I've played
>casual as fuck
>Tower of Latria
>the fucking Mindflayers
>actually getting decently far almost near Fool's Idol
>enter a hallway and into another room
>another fucking Mindflayer and a black phantom variant
>throw controller, run out and throw myself outside
>lay there for a while until friends come and get me

Pretty recent here
>Playing Forza Horizon 3
>Racing online
>Start race
>I slow down to take the first corner and get shunted
>Subsequently knock another racer off the road
>Racer goes crazy shouting and screaming
>Can hear family/friends in the background on his mic
>Starts trying to ram everyone off the road purposefully
>Loses race and quits

I just don't get it

Me and a group of friends play Soul Calibur V on occasion. One of my friends gets incredibly upset if he's losing. He usually beats everyone except me. I never talk shit. I always trash him Natsu vs. Mitsurugi and my other friends harrass him when he starts spazzing out. He'll get red, sweaty, teary-eyed.. yell about the controls not working, natsu being bullshit, spam, not being high enough.. it always ends with him raging out of the room only to go to his room and force sleep. I also beat him with Rock Lee in the naruto games, never using any special abilities just spamming regular attacks. He gets so pissed.

Makes me giggle.