>What is this shit? In 2013 Cred Forums got so butthurt over a Kotaku article (archive.is/qq5gf), it created 3 whole musical parody albums. This is the 4th edition of that project. Anyone is welcome to sing, write, edit and create artwork. Just keep it vidya.
Cred Forums is a mistery every thread i see that post i see all the replys and it´s feels like home
(chorus)
when they took my bait it´s like a lot of (you) i down on my post i wanna take the (yours)
In the midnight hour I can feel the hate Just like a bait you know I'll take the (yours)
(end chorus)
i read your post is like a hating reply i have no choise i need to laught
feels like baiting
i close my eyes oh moot i think i´m laughing out of the board, i close my eyes mods please help me
(chorus)
like a Cred Forums, your reply is full of hating You're in control just like a bait Now I'm keking It's like a dream, no end and no beginning You're here with me, it's like a dream LET THE (YOURS) COME
(chorus*2)
Just like a bait my post can make you mad Just like a board to me you are a mystery Just like a mod you want to ban me now Just like a bait no choice your voice can cure you mad
Just like a bait, I'll take the (yours) It's like a dream to me
Brandon Martin
Put Hip to Despair in the bag and no one gets hurt
Kayden Sullivan
i can do vocals, just post some lyrics and i'll give it a shot
i don't have some 100+ dollar mic btw but based off earlier Cred Forums the musical songs it should do
just don't have the lyrics be autistic as fuck pls
Henry Moore
see
Luis Sanchez
So who are we gonna outdo this year?
Luke Ross
i could try but i've never listened to the song before so i'td take a bit of effort
Michael Edwards
>Another song about shitposting Come on mate, try to be a bit original at least
Elijah Cook
Sean Murray?
>"Well over 100 minutes of songs, more than twice the length of enjoyment in No Man's Sky"
We could also make a crack at the number of videos viewed vs. the amount of Metroid Prime FF units sold
Has there been anything more cringeworthy to come out of this shithole? When this started I hoped it was just a one-time thing but autism and a lack of self-awareness can go a really long way I suppose.
Brody Turner
I agree. Your post is probably the worst thing I've ever seen on this website.
"Cred Forums the musical" shit is more pathetic than nintendo thank you cards and gamergate combined. Grow up.
Henry Gray
>I prefer mature posts about video games on a Japanese cartoon imageboard for mature people such as myself
wew lad
Adam James
>I prefer to make totally zany songs about muh toys that us gamers can relate to I think you'd prefer reddit honestly, they probably follow this garbage
Walkin' the streets I got a feelin' It's 5 o'clock You better believe it Wakin' up late Asleep in my basement Goin' on Cred Forums! Get ready all you bitches Got some Doritos And the Mountain Dew Because it's Friday! Got some Doritos And the Mountain DewBecause it's Friday! Fags everywhere Saying shit There is shitposts! I'm gonna ask ya Whatcha eating? Whatcha playing? Bringin' the you's back to where it belongs! Got some Doritos And the Mountain Dew Because it's Friday! Got some Doritos And the Mountain Dew Because it's Friday! Soda and chips In the blender Champagne glass Mix 'em together Sweet board sweat Hentai loveSeamen flows down From the dicks of all anons Fallin' over their basement Dicks takin' flight Fappin' on Rule Thirty Four, Because it's Friday! Got some Doritos And the Mountain Dew Because it's Friday! Got some Doritos And the Mountain Dew Because it's Friday! Ow! Ow! Ow! Oooh
Cameron Cooper
I'm sure you would know what Reddit likes, but I'm good here. Thanks, though.
Evan White
>Soundcloud
Luke Moore
Someone should do Knights of the Round Table where Cred Forums is Camelot and the Knights are the mods. There are golden lines about putting hot pockets on the table and doing it for free just waiting for someone to write.
i'm thinking of picking up the vocals for "the cynical song" (the logical song by supertramp) cause i've been really into breakfast in america recently
i'll see if i can get the lyrics down more, maybe tweak some of em
Ethan Adams
It's called bumping the thread, ya dinkus.
Isaac Rodriguez
Can NiceSmellingAnon fix his lines already?
Isaac Bailey
Threadly self-shilling Unless I missed something earlier.
Jim: I'm browsing Steam and I want to cry Rizzo: (me too) Jim: I'm looking for some vidya to buy Gonzo: (Oh jeez) Jim: And I just can't help but wonder as I stare at Steams UI Is there something worse than to pre-or-der No Man's Sky? Gonzo: (Well I hope not) Rizzo: (Yeah) Jim: When I could be a brave warrior Gonzo: (Sure you could!) Jim: Raiding fiefs and claiming lands Rizzo: (Not so fast) Jim: Instead of spending every afternoon just shooting pixel mans This shooter looks like nothing that I want to see There's gotta be something better Something better There's gotta be something better than this on Steam Gonzo: (Now you're talking!) Yeah if it's weird and wild let's go and buy it (ha ha ha ha!) The crazier, the better is what I say Rizzo: (yeah that's true) To tell the truth I really wouldn't mind it Gonzo: (Mind what?) Rizzo: If we found a game with challenging gameplay! Jim + Rizzo + Gonzo: A good video game! Rizzo: Without all the stupid hype! Jim: I'll put the graphics to the test Gonzo: Your GPU will be fried! Rizzo: GPU will be fried!
All: There's gotta be something better than this (something more than this) I know that there's so much out there to see (To see) And I know this shit they're selling, was made with Unity There's gotta be something better something better There's gotta be something better than this for me (and me) (wait a minute, what about Cred Forums?) There's something better than this for me on Steeeaaammm!
Jaxon Myers
>Youtube >"[Title of song] karaoke" >??? >Profit
Kayden Anderson
Looking for an user and a Femanon to do Yacko and Dot's lines for Vidya-Maniacs
Ask thatonefemanon in the /vg/ thread, seems she lives again
Henry Sanders
She has an upper respiratory infection.
Jaxson Reyes
What's wrong with super sounds?
Benjamin Harris
I'm busy during most of the week. Please don't take me saying "I'll try something" as "Nobody else touch this role". I've already got a few things on my plate as far as the musical goes, so if somebody else wants to take something I've already spoken for, they can. As far as I'm concerned, we need more variety in voices and anonymous contributors.
Juan White
When I asked him if he was still doing it, just just responded "Oh i thought someone else is doing it" and wouldn't tell me if he still was when I asked again.
As for thatonefemanon see:
Anthony White
ah that clears that up from
Zachary Jones
But recovering
William Morris
Okay sorry man
Christian Taylor
>wouldn't tell me Sorry, I didn't mean to ignore you. I monitor the threads a lot from work and don't always get a chance to reply. I've got a few other songs, like Ultimate Control and It's Crazy, planned to get done before two weeks is up, and I usually only get a day or two out of the week to record stuff. I'll probably get to it eventually, but I wouldn't want to cause anyone to not do a song they wanted just because I decided to choose a name to go by. This musical is about fun at the end of the day, after all.
Don't worry about it. Sorry if I came off as upset. I just don't want people who decided to stay anonymous to feel like they've lost out on any songs they would have liked to have sung.
Charles Walker
My songs got sung so I'm happy enough.
I'm completely out of ideas at this point though.
Justin Evans
>I monitor the threads a lot from work You're not the only one, friendo. I'm off singing duty until Saturday.
That looks incredible so far, and actually funny. Keep it up!
Not in the slightest, mate. The ride doesn't end until 2 weeks or so. Will slow down though.
Dylan Wood
Is there a playlist of all of the finished videos for this musical?
Kevin Ward
Friday for me. I was worried that they'd be able to see data usage going to Cred Forums, since it is a site of some infamy. Until I found out that most of my bosses browse one board or another.
(replace the opening of children playing with the screams of underaged children screaming in CoD or something)
Another friday night all by myself With some time to burn I queue up in game with no one else And then they appeared I curse with all my why yeah, they appeared I just want to die
I hear you should git gud scrub Who's brought me to the salt club Who the fuck's shootin' in my general direction Dear god just save me from this team Please, dear god just save me from this team
Another friday night all by myself Even adderal won't save me from this special kind of hell And then they appeared Near autistic parade yeah, they appeared Why do I even play?
I hear you should git gud scrub Who's brought me to the salt club Who the fuck's shootin' in my general direction Dear god just save me from this team Please, dear god just save me from this team Please, dear god just save me from this team
I hear you should git gud scrub Who's brought me to the salt club Who the fuck's shootin' in my general direction Dear god just save me from this team Please, dear god just save me from this team Please, dear god just save me from this team Please this can't really be my team
Carter Johnson
ok well i started recording to send a picosong and got self conscious and stopped because apparently im a fucking sperg that cant say hard ch and hard j right among like 2 other things that im ehhh at despite being on pitch and shit
knew those speech classes never shoulda gotten cut short in 4th grade
Make brain ded tweets and your blocked You can't read? Well you get mocked You can be me or you can be you The only one in the world
I don't know you, so stay calm or I'll tell you to ask your mom Say to your self "should I ask?" Do it then, not when but do it now
Do you eat shit? Who's punk anyway? My Games are easy What you gonna do lil' kotaku? (Hey you, you better ask me nice) All you gotta do, douche bag, is ask your mom
No we all can't be just like me Greatest dev at Platnium Games You can pretend or you can try Go ahead Let this be said, I won't reply
Amaratsu's cute, don't you say? Bayo loves you and Joe saves Stay viewtiful, my protegee
Ask your mom Ask your mom Ask your mom
Do you eat shit? Who's punk anyway? My games are easy What you gonna do lil' kotaku? (Hey you, you better ask me nice) All you gotta do, douche bag, is ask your mom
Kamiya says ask your mama Super bald devman alpha Kamiya says ask your mama Super bald devman alpha
Do you eat shit? Who's hip anyway? My games are easy What you gonna do lil' kotaku? Come on
Do you eat shit? Who's hip anyway? My games are easy What you gonna do lil' kotaku? (Hey you, you better ask me nice) All you gotta do, lil' douche bags, is ask your mom
Julian Nelson
Not cool
Nathaniel Powell
No? Triggered?
John Jenkins
But will you make a video out of it, is what I'm asking?
Michael Lopez
>Summer of '09 picosong.com/TUfe/ recorded in a lecture hall at midnight with a cold coming on. wanna redo parts of it and add harmonies once i'm good enough to yell again.
Elijah King
Le Neo 80s Cred Forums the musical XD
Jeremiah Edwards
>recorded in a lecture hall Sounds a lot better than stuff recorded in a library at least
Isaiah Jackson
I can kinda hear the cold now that you mention it, but otherwise you sound pretty close to the original singer. You might want to make the instrumentals quieter though, or work on your enunciation but you had a cold.
>Oh, yeah, I should check to see if my song is being sung >Probably not >mfw CanadiAnon listed himself as singer Hurry up and record it, man, I need to hear it in all its glory
Thomas Gonzalez
yeah, could def mix it better later. and a couple of lines got slurred pretty bad when my brain couldn't keep up. but i'll give it another shot in a couple of days.
Colton Allen
One idea i had was use the metal gear theme "sins of the father" with its iconic vocals replaced with haaaah waaaaaw. I don't know if any of you faggots have the voice for it but i think you could do something with it. just a thought.
I still want to hear a full version from SingingAnon. To make it sound better, though, BakaTenshi should rerecord the chorus as two separate tracks. "Use Toxic on all your monsters with a taste" sounds really rushed, because the end and beginning of those two lines are actually supposed to overlap.
I'd say it should stay in unfinished, or at least minor edits.
Brody Williams
oh shit i still remember performing Summertime so i'm gonna get on SFM right fucking now
Elijah Mitchell
More lewd for the lewd god!
Xavier Davis
Take your time, get better, drink some 100% Orange Juice.
amazing job. With that kind of voice there were 1 or 2 Noire songs in the femanon list you might want to take a crack at like the Lady and the Tramp one.
Jeremiah Cooper
>implying we aren't all triggered by the last verse of 10bux
Personally it didn't bother me, anyone bothered by "bullies" playing vidya is Movieblob-tier, but it was out of place.
Asher Mitchell
Nice, glad we've got a good song about how great SFM is
Christopher Wilson
Oh my god that's the funky shit
Thomas Ramirez
It's not a "musical" though. It's just a bunch of poorly written parody lyrics of popular songs sung by people with no talent. There isn't a drop of originality in this.
this is embarrassingly bad.
Dominic Watson
Spotted the butthurt Sony shill
Jace Parker
>mfw L-O-V-E doesn't hold the same emotional weight as L-O-S-S for me
Benjamin King
>Newfags don't even post Friday Night Muthafucka in Friday Night threads. Honestly they've gone to shit lately.
Jayden Parker
This is actually really well done
Ethan Gomez
i meant the full version without the intro
Zachary Martin
Does anyone know where I can find the instrumental version of Topsy Turvy from Hunchback of Notre Dame?
Adam Diaz
I always post it, even if I get no (You)s.
Xavier Russell
Glorious! Much improved over mine!
Since no one has volunteered, I'll do some read throughs for the chorus
We will never claim its just /e/cchi Just post consoles as lewd lassies~ While its off topic Can't argue with MUH DICK A mini /d/, right here on Cred Forums
Its Con-sole-Tan Tuesday Repost all the same old shit Request ur hellish fetishes "Its a Vidya premise!"
Don't question why they're all girls but PC Or why this anime milf portrays the Wii Xbones a cute girl And the rest are all hot girls No Discussions, Just erections
Its Console-Tan Tuesday Barely topical comics Vita is just Wa-ta-Mo-te Post into the next day
Anthropomorphize, all game consoles Draw them really stacked, Then fill their holes Whys this on the board Wheres the mods and why is this ignored? I came good lord
Its Con-sole-Tan Tuesday Check the booru for a fap "Its board culture" they will all say Its porn of them as traps!
Its Con-sole-Tan Tuesday Toaster posts are at least fun Tans get gay and still more risque Drawfag! has it begun
Now it's good, just a few syllables that seem to be off but don't know if that's the singing or the lyrics. But it's really well sung in general, so great job
Lincoln Nelson
It's the sort of thing I'd expect from a Cred Forums musical Good work
Jacob Thompson
I need 6 wailing autists for the Beyond PC video. I'm thinking about youtube personalities that are crying over spilled milk all the time like Angryjoe but I can't think of much else.
Adam Evans
Boogie maybe, but half the time he's doing a character. Jim Sterling, Totalbiscuit, pretty much every shitty youtuber who thinks he's some important voice in the industry
"You know it breaks my heart Pokemon in the city with an iPhone port In 3 months, no probs Now it’s looking shitty ‘cause players fall short And, I, I, I, I, I can stop ‘cause MobI, I, I, I, Ile it sucks
Miyamoto, give me closure that those faggot teen-ass posers that I see all on the street are your fanbase gettin’ older Maybe I can have a folder of Nintendo games on Steam but a retard could just tell ya We ain't ever getting Zelda"
Still making headway on the lyrics of the chick
Adrian Morris
I just want to know if I should just give up on trying to make this a song. Quit while I'm ahead if it seems like the ource material isn't good enough The ones in > are unchanged for now. Based on this: youtube.com/watch?v=GqNegUOvOIw QPU Emergency! Pannenkoek’s SPD! Pannenkoek’s building up speed (Go! Go! Go! Go!)! Pannenkoek’s SPD! Pannenkoek’s building up speed (Go! Go! Go! Go!)! >Heroes on your side! Heroes for all time, out to leave the universe! No matter, where you are, if it's near or far. You can always raise up: Scuttlebug, Scuttlebug, Scuttlebug, Parallel Universe! Go, go, go, go, go, Pannenkoek, go! Pannenkoek’s SPD! Pannenkoek’s building up speed! Go, go QPU!
This board (board) is coming like a shit board All the threads have been closed down This place (board) is coming like a shit board Anons won't post no more Too much baiting and console wars
Do you remember the good old days before the shit board? We danced and sang, and the music played in de catalog
This board (board) is coming like a shit board Why must the anons fight against themselves? Mods leaving the anons on the shelf This place (board) is coming like a shit board No threads to be found in this board Can't bait no more The anons getting angry
This board (board) is coming like a shit board (x4)
Please give feedback, I might do Frank Sinatra My Way and Elvis Presley Blue Suede Shoes if people like this.
Christian Parker
Needs better rhymes
Colton Ward
We've already got multiple lyrics about Pannenkoek. It's fun, and your lyrics are pretty good but if you can't get it to work just pick another more original topic
>More lyrics about shitposting Most unoriginal topic you could have gone for. It's just the same lyrics to a different tune time and time again Your song choice is good, please don't waste the song on boring lyrics
Gaben You don't have to give it the green light Those sales are over You don't have to sell each indie game in sight Gaben You don't have to push VR tonight Sell demos for money You don't care if it's wrong or if it's right Gaben You don't have to give it the green light Gaben You don't have to give it the green light
Gaben (give it the green light) x5 Gabe...
I loved you since I knew ya But now you just play Dota I doubt half life 3 is even real And you've stopped making things I enjoy The marketplace has gone stale So put away your steam sale Rpg maker games and VNs Worse than Bad Rats Gaben You don't have to give it the green light Gaben You don't have to give it the green light
You don't have to give it the green light Gaben (give it the green light) x10
You don't have to give it the green light Give it the green light You don't have to give it the green light Give it the green light
Andrew Richardson
Holy fuck I was stifling myself, I didn't see that one coming You dun' good.
Carter Foster
Amazing. I don't even know how to respond to this
Jacob Gutierrez
What rhymes? It needs rhymes but also, another shitposting song?
Owen Nelson
Great idea and lyrics, now it needs a good execution
Aaron Adams
Bump.
Landon Miller
Completely uninspired. Even a song about shitposting can have some originality if you focus it on certain aspects or include a variety of board specific things. This could just be about any board. Plus Ghost Town deserves a lot better.
Write something about E3 having nothing, about Wii U or Vita getting abandoned, about old multiplayer favourites which have been killed.
>Do you remember the good old days before the dead game? >We'd hint and troll, summon and invade when we were all playin'
Reposting again to encourage writter/singanons to do another one piece opening like last year
Elijah Ward
Sure, I've got a few minutes to spare. Gimmie a sex
Ryan Moore
Oh god Hey Jude please no why would you do this to her
Jeremiah Martinez
Wait, did they already make a parody of the One Piece rap opening? I can see myself easily starting something on that, it'd be too easy
Ryan Ward
Can you take this fucking faggy bullshit to reddit already? It's fucking cringe.
Austin Morales
>Yo! His name's Hiro, he's just like a samurai! >And the L-O-R-D of swag's a fun guy! >The new mod crew, dealing rules just like they're Pez! >'Cept Hiro, no one understands what he says!
Adam Lee
Bruh...I'm editing it and I can't understand you're saying aside from "TF2".
Like, at all.
Justin Sanders
That's because it's shit, dude. It's just because it's shit.
Elijah Barnes
Don't edit things that are subpar. If someone's gonna do a not so great recording of a song, they should at least be the ones to edit it. Don't enable them.
Even if the guy tried his best.
Jaxson Ortiz
Don't encourage the fucking panda
Julian Phillips
Yeah, I've got a finished edit here and it's suffering from a bad case of "I don't want to wake up mom".
We're not gonna lie to you user. I'm not gonna shit on you for trying, but at the same time, I'm not gonna be soft.
We don't demand perfection, but there is such a thing as bare minimums dude.
Move farther from your mic, allow your voice to project, sing from your chest and stomach and less from your nose and throat, and consider using an adhoc pop filter.
Have you tried recording in your shower? People sound better in the shower.
Not even joking.
Liam Jenkins
You do this weird gross thing where you go up and down on your emphasis and you puff into the mic. You're trying too hard I think, and sound like you're pulling a miranda sings
Brayden James
Would it be better if I tried it at a low tone that sounds more realistic to my voice than trying to force emulation of the original?
Blake Harris
Dunno maybe?
Wouldn't know until we hear it
Zachary Perez
alright, i'll give it a try tomorrow after work it gusto.
Guess a sock over the mic would be the best I got for pop filter.
Jordan Fisher
Here's a tip, use audacity to highlight the pop and reduce its decibel level by 50
Josiah Sullivan
And now, the uninstall is near And so I face the final crash user, I'll say it clear I'll make my post, that you can bash I've modded a game that's full I saved each and every file away And more, much more than this, I modded it my way
Conflicts, I've had a few But then again, too few to mention I deleted what had to go and played it through without exemption I planned each load order, each file path along the byway And more, much more than this, I did it my way
Yes, there times, I'm sure you were told When I installed more than I could load But through it all, when my frames dropped I opened BIOS and overclocked I faced it all and I stood tall and modded it my way
I've raged, I've laughed and cried I've had my fill, my share of losing And now, as uninstall completes, I find it all so amusing To think I did all that And may I say, not in a shy way Oh, no, oh no not me, I modded it my way
For what is an user, what has he got? If not his games, then he has naught To download the mods he truly feels and not the DLC of one who kneels The manager shows I took the blows and modded it my way Yes, it was my way
Ryan Mitchell
Please no more mods/shitposting song
Julian Mitchell
I like subject but make sure the syllables fit. The first two sentences already don't fit.
Also try not to stay so close to the original lyrics. Again the first two sentences as example, they've each only got a single word changed.
Charles Miller
Bump
Ian Rivera
Gamestop single cover
Ian Powell
Jesus this is stupidly well made. DHMIS is so ripe for parody too.
Dylan Baker
I'm working on the vocals for Just Fuck My Shit Up, hopefully they'll be done this week!
Jayden Cox
God damn I love all these album cover edits
Alexander Perry
anyone want to help me finish these lyrics?
Trying to recreate the Attack on Titan opening but for all of Todd Howard's lies; Attack on Bethesda
here's what I have so far:
>Every game we release is still in beta! >(lies, lies, lies, lies, lies) >See that mountain you can climb it! >Fallout 3 has 200 endings! >Oblivion has radiant AI- unscripted living in real time! >Creation kit will release in January!
kind of hard to match the tempo of the Japanese lyrics...
Fucking how, mine always get monetized by copyright owner at best, otherwise they get taken down. How is such a thing even possible?
Logan Sanchez
I'm a tenor, I could take a crack at this when I get home
Robert Davis
Reminder that the spreadsheet needs a section for what songs are about.
Fuck you. I upload them all to Youtube as a playlist and that cancerous site wants me to monetise it all, but that can fuck off. I'm not about to take credit for something I didn't make.
Camden Gray
Probably the catchiest song so far. Goddamn is this great.
