Would you romance a car?

>inb4 cars being fucked by dragons

>Dude what if we take ____s and make them into cute girls
>HOLY SHIT WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT
Oh joy, another wave of waifufaggotry I have to put up with on this shithole board.

Train waifus when?

vndb.org/v18131

I want to see Adidas-tan square off against Nike-chan.

youtube.com/watch?v=LJ9vkt7BHYI

Vans best girl

>Not wanting a Thomas the Tank Engine Otome game

Alright Alright, what ISN'T a waifu yet?

>take mundane objects
>turn them into cute girls wearing skimpy clothing
What a novel concept.

you

Muh negro

Musical instruments.

I can see it now..

>electric guitar girl vs piano girl

We have kaiju girls, I'm holding out for MonHun girls.

>That flute girl with the shrill voice and snobby attitude
>That bland acoustic guitar girl who can't stop singing Wonderwall for some reason

>Masochistic drum girl
Hit me harder, senpai!

>That Tuba girl everyone makes fun of
>"STOP IT I WAS JUST BUILT THIS WAY"
>"WE DON'T EVEN EAT FOOD YOU IDIOTS"

looks cool

TRANSFORMERS CUTE GIRLS DISGUISE

>waaandaaawaaaru

I don't like it
because the girls aren't actually wearing pieces of the car

>weebshit cars

No thanks

Existentialism best grill

I think I've seen something abstract turned anime girl. Can't remember what.

youtube.com/watch?v=HYrVKLBhitE

Was it this?

These are horses

I think there's actually personification to various interpretations of Quantum Mechanic.

>all these games trying to cash in on Kancolle's major success
>they die within half a year
Top kek

Then tell me why ChinkColle has survived?

Is 7 supposed to be an FD? Wheres my dorrito spinners?

>inferior cars
No thanks

AE86 when?

Chinks don't know any better. I doubt they even know the outside world due to their oppression.

>I'm waiting for japan to turn abstract thoughts into anime girls
Umineko?

Another quality Vita exclusive.

>horse
>abstract
nigger

men. inb4 r64, i'm talking about real men being waifufied. hardo modo: otakuks turned into waifus

car-philia is a real thing for an extremely small number of people

youtube.com/watch?v=Ba9L6n8zj1U

Touhou is ahead of you, actually.

Pictured: Drums.

No, I fucking hate cars. I've always hated cars. I hate driving. I hate sitting in the freeway. I hate having to put my life in the hands of a bunch of fucktards who are half asleep on their way to work. I hate the aesthetic of cars. I hate motors. I hate the sound of cars. I hate idiots who leave their engine running when they go to pick up their weed from the dealer across the street. I hate sitting in cars. new car smell makes me vomit. I hate people who are really into cars and can talk a lot about them and act like i give a shit. sick of mechanics ripping me off. my friend had a fucking obsession with remote control cars and when im visiting he will watch YouTube video after YouTube video about fucking remote control cars and I'll just leave without saying anything. anyone who tells me they like top gear I know they're a stupid faggot and are probably just looking for an excuse to subscribe to mildly controversial opinions. cars fucking ruined our planet with dangerous emissions. fuck paying taxes that are used to subsidize failing us car manufacturers. I can't wait for the year 3000 when we can just move around in tubes.

Anime girls as horses next season
Anime girl butt battles this season

>I can't wait for the year 3000 when we can just move around in tubes.
or just use public transport you fucking walnut

>Girls turn into cars
>Person gets inside the car
>Girl turns back into human form
I can see the doujinshi already.