Wanna play spore Cred Forums?
lets create some eldritch monsters to take over the galaxy with...
A certain someone named Squidward Testicles inspired me to do this
Wanna play spore Cred Forums?
lets create some eldritch monsters to take over the galaxy with...
A certain someone named Squidward Testicles inspired me to do this
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What should we eat? Plants or Meat?
Let's eat dicks
sure, Planet name?
Meat then?
Dickfart
Dickfart it is then...
Now.... we feast
You know the drill, what should we add?
Which philosophy are you gonna go for? I'm thinking Zealot.
MORE MOUTHS!
The horn of course.
I'm thinking ass-horns
Looking good so far
What next?
Keep going. Collect more parts.
Ah, but first, we need a name....
Niggerstain
Dickfartus Maximus
Here we go
Does EA not filter out names with swear words in them? Isn't this kind of pointless if all the monsters are filtered out due to the names?
Purging the weak
BIG ANUS
NEEDS MORE MOUTHS AND EYES
This game could have been so good. I reinstall it every now and then just to have a bit of fun with the creators. They really were well-made.
A lot more concentration on everything after the creature stage would have made for a really fun game. Oh well, still fun as a toy but nothing more.
POW
You brought this upon yourself
I agree, but need that omnivore mouth.
*Slurp Slurp*
Now we're cooking with gas
yes
Any way we could make it a little more horny?
add the herbivore mouth so you can consume all
He's already got omnivore mouth, nigga.
Its time to create the ultimate being
What should we add?
(Tried to get omnivore but i was too late and got carnivore instead)
>the larval form of an eldritch devourer
i posted that before i saw the omnivore mouth comment. i apologize.
please continue playing god
LEGS EVERYWHERE
Keep the herbivore mouth on the carnivore
One large, muscular dick arm
Four heads
Could you add 2 pairs of arms? One pair in antropomorphic fashion and the other 2 in his back like stings.
Focus on eyes and mouths. Legs are overrated.
Long, vertical, top-heavy body.
Make it look like a cock. Live it up to it's name.
Dont know what i just did but....
need more legs on top of his head
seems legit
Beautiful.
This.
The tentacles are a nice touch. Make it grey.
Give it like a Cthulhu mouth or beard of the tail things
10/10 would worship and sacrifice virgins to
Spore is a solid 8/10
fight me
Heres your grey
It looks like a spider and it spooks me
All it needs now is a mouth on it's back and at least a large eye
gib scorpion tail
Keep going.
He looks so... sad....
I think he's hungry. he needs some monster soup.
Place a horn on top of every eyeball.
He needs a mate.
you got the rest of these?
OP here, quick question, where can i get my video file sizes below 4mb when using the ingame recording device? I want to show some videos of our creature
reduce the frame rate or the resolution. how much do you need to cut off?
Record with w/e you want and convert it to webm. Get WebMConverter. Pretty much trim the video in the app, resize and limit to 3 mb.
Can't you fucking stream and ask live rather than doing pictures and waiting for answers like a fucking retard
MasterOfWebm is also good. It's designed specifically for Cred Forums.
WooOOOooow being sensible on Cred Forums
It's a 5
Who hurt you, user, and why do you have to take your anger out on an anonymous message board?
OP here, give me a moment to get some stuff ready so i can post webms
It's against the rules to advertise a stream, threads usually get deleted if they have streams linked in them, or are created for the purpose of streaming
Not counting meme streams like THAT MOVIE
does your parents know that you curse on a anonymous image board?
Ahh, fair enough then. i won't bother replying to the other faggots that got triggered by swear words.
No my parents are dead cuz I killed them for not letting me play video games just like I'm gonna do 2 u ;) watch you're back little child
ok i got webm converter but when i click on FFmpg.exe nothing happens?
am i retarded for not getting something else?
You gotta run it from the command line. Remember, Bitrate x Duration = file size
what was the name of those eldritch abominations that Cred Forums created years ago? it was like dickfgt or something
Just letting you know i have no idea what that is or what to even do
abandon thread
>tfw nobody will mod spore to restore all the cut content
>Faggotron
>Squid ward testicles
>Dickfartus Maximus
Cred Forums is making a army of unbeatable beings
Did anyone screencap squidward testicles threads? that shit was amazing
We got flying eggs now
>35m to post a jpg
user..
so devour them and gain their flight abilities
I was.... Doing... stuff....
There were some made on the 3rd thread
he doesn't even know how to use the command line.
still enjoying the thread tho
really? do you have them saved? if so, post some
We need to evolve further user!
We will make the Squid ward testicles empire shiver in fear
WE WILL PURGE
Masturbating? Masturbating to cute little trap boys with dicks bigger than yours that want to sexually bully you and force their semen down your throat?
Making Species extinct, Just muh day job....
Are your settings set to low or has the game aged like milk?
Evolve wings
His settings are low. Trust me.
High settings look like an advanced lifeform has grown in the milk.
I put some settings on low because some of them were not good on the eye
More eyes are required, user.
He needs a scorpion-like sting.
Yeah, Put a poison weapon on the end.
Poison is fucking rad in tribal stage.
WE NEED TO EVOLVE FUTHER
..Pingu spore species when?
DICKFARTUS MAXIMUS
THE BUFFEST OF THEM ALL
>mfw my army of venomous creatures spray poison over a defenceless tribe
Put poison spitters on top of eyes, so the eyes spit poison globs at you. And have the poison eyes on top of a tail, so that it can stare at you from all directions like a living watch tower before it rains purple acid on you
the fuck are you doing nigger go back to the spider-like form and add a scorpion tail and wings
LONGER ARMS
ARMS ON HIS KNEES
ARMS
MORE ARMS
ADD SOME CLAWS
KNEE ARMS
This nigger wants to make a manticore. LETS MAKE A FUCKING MANTICORE.
Can we have a better name?
>Tribes
>Defenceless
What difficultly were you on boyo.
Also fuck how stopping a robbery makes you have worst relations with a tribe.
YOU WERE THE ONES ROBBING ME.
Dickbutterus maximus
>353224105's cocksock
That can be the new name.
CHANGE OF PLANS
WE'RE GOING BACK TO BEING A SPIDER SCORPION
Lefae from the variant Nochinus.
Nochinus Lefae or Nochin in the vulgar dialect.
Wings and make it buffer
engage manticore mode
>Not the momma!
WHAT THE EVERLOVING FUCK
Can you rotate the mouth sideways? I think it'd look spoopier that way
BIGGER, BUFFER AND NOW AIRBORNE
Is he the fucking punk cousin of that lizard guy from monsters inc?
NEEDS
MORE
EYES
>Flying scorpion-spider-lizard thing
yes
now we are making progress
Make the sting open up into 3 separate appendixes with their own poison gland.
Is this some kind of joke creature?
the fuck am i looking at?
A CONTENDER FOR MOST HORRIFIC PIECE OF SHIT IN THE UNIVERSE
DESTROY THEM AND USE THEIR DEFORMITIES TO MAKE YOU EVEN MORE MONSTROUS
A CHALLENGER IS NEAR
PURGE
U
R
G
E
The Deed is done
END THEM
USE THEIR BLOOD AS LUBRICANT TO IMPREGNATE THE FEMALE ATROCITIES THAT WILL BEAR THE SEED OF OUR DESTROYER
OUR POWER GROWS
Purging with my buddy
BLOOD
USE YOUR NEW DNA TO
ADD
MORE
EYES
WE NEED MORE BLOOD
WHAT'S THAT SMELL
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
EVOLVE
USE THE GECKONING
BE ONE WITH THE GECKO
Hehehe....
YES
YES
YES
Have you been giving him enough action recently? He looks bored/tired.
Of course I have
needs mouths on his knees
CHANGE THE MOUTH
HE NEEDS JAWS
They move inland....
ONE MORE NEST TO GO.
Centralize the head region and add small tails, eyes, and legs on all sides.
Eyes should be pitch-black to reflect the souless-ness of this creation
Could this new species defeat the Faggotron s
Refresh me on what Squidward Testicles looked like
And why did they like the Bananaz so much
Added crocodile mouth and new hands aswell as a wicked cool Mohawk
put the mouth sideways it is scarier that way
Make the eyes HUGE
OH FUCK
TINY BEADY EYES
CENTRALIZED, OMNIDIRECTIONAL BODY
>As he gets parts it can only get worse.
Sideways mouth + Giant eyes = HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THAT
eyes on knees
YES
THIS IS PERFECT
I think that mouth is not properly
centered and thus you got 2 mouths
Eyes on eyes
Eyes on the knees on the eyes
CENTRALIZED BODY
BECOME AN ELDER THING
Its face is now a split vagina
I loved Spore when I was a wee little lad
Years later, learning about all the content that was cut
Learning about what could have been
It kinda ruins the memories...
but grimsby
Need the level 4 dragon wings.
Could be worse user. You could've learnt all those horrible things AS THEY WERE BEING CUT.
>You could remain underwater and progress from there
>Getting to the center of the galaxy turned you into a god rather than giving you a lame-ass terraforming staff with limited uses
it fucking sucks m8
I remember the autisem was high back then
I must have dumped hundreds upon hundreds of hours into that game
I thought it was the most amazing fucking game in the world
By the time it was released I couldn't bring myself to pay for it. Thanks EA..
IT'S IN THE GAME. before we removed it.
I'm kinda surpirsed that no modfriend re-added all this cut shit to the game
I mean, EA has thrown the game out now.
The servers are no longer up
Maybe someday.
maybe.
A WILD HORDE OF DUCK MEN APPEAR
>ctrl+f fagatron
>0 results
Have you niggers already forgotten?
Do we know how easy it was to break into?
I think it was on a radically different engine to the sims, which there is pretty much modding documentation for.
DRAGON WINGS MOTHER FUCKER
LET THIS MONSTER SORE FAR ABOVE THEM ALL
Careful! they look suspiciously like Qurupeco!
NO MERCY
DRAGON WINGS YEAH
...
that butt face though
Oh no
This is the end of time
PURGE
Its time...
...
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE
O beast of winged form,
Boasting eyes of deathly gaze,
Spring down upon the weak,
Turn duck men's blood to crimson haze.
WE'VE REACHED TRIBAL STAGE
but the action will come tomorrow at 9PM EST!
See you next time!
>Inster JoJo's bizzare adventures' to be continued logo here
our dark lord shall return! REJOICE! REEEEEJOIIIICEE!!!
SLAUGHTER THE OTHERS
NO MAERCYYYY
>See you next time!
I just fucking finished this thread
god dammit
Anyone got screen caps from the faggatrons/squid ward testicles threads?
TR is yes
Remove VS