*BOOM*

*BOOM*
*BOOM*

*CRASH*

That's all it takes for a burglar to break into your house with the intent to rob and kill you.
Why don't you own a gun?

Don't live near niggers.

why would he want to rob my poor ass

RECEIVE THY POUNDING

I do, though.

Why don't you talk about video games?

This isn't video games. Fuck off.

Got a knife, and if someone breaks into my house, they are in my home, they don't know the layout immeadietly, I'm not trapped in there with them, they're trapped in there with me.

Where do you live that Burglers kick down the front door while people are home?
Burglers dont need to risk thay, just case a house or even find idiots on social media telling everyone when they arent home.

Too poor.

Also this, with less cringe.

if Trump wins I'll buy one. LAW AND ORDER AM I RIGHT

>Gun

No thanks, I have my katana.

I don't live in America, so I don't need it.

Don't underestimate the stupidity of niggers and junkies.

Especially junkies, they are so braindead fucking stupid it borders on suicidal.

*BOOM*
*BOOM*
*CRASH*

*BOOM*
*BOOM*
*CRASH*

Buddy you're a boy make a big noise
Playin' in the street gonna be a big man some day
You got mud on yo' face
You big disgrace
Kickin' your can all over the place
Singin'
We will we will rock you
We will we will rock you

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>having wooden doors
I bet you americans never thought about a gang of niggers armed with axes to chop through your walls to rob you

because I don't live in some 3rd world country like Americuckland

Will they rob first, then kill? Or kill first the rob?

let see them try and rob this 5

I live in suburban bongland.

If I lived in a country with sensible gun laws, I would definitely own a gun, and I would train with an expert regularly.

It seems to me a lot of gun owners are incompetent though, they think simply owning a gun makes them safer, when in fact owning a gun and not maintaining a high level of firearm competence makes them less safe.

Videogames.

Only a concern if you live in the area with them.
Junkies wont go far out just to steal some shit. Ifyou do live in a neighbourhood that shit though you probably should own a gun.

I'm long gone now faggot.

Kill and then rape

As a general rule, when someone breaks into your home while you are at home, they are there to hurt you and your smartest move is to run the fuck away. But even so, a gun can be a useful defensive tool. However it would be foolish to rely on the gun.

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I proceed to tell the robber "Hey buddy i think you got the wrong door, the leather club's two blocks down"

uses his house to his advantage
the rooms are pitch black
there's a little bit of light play

>Buy musket for home defense
>Finally one night I hear a crash
>Dawn my powdered wig and petticoat
>musket is ready to fire
>my home surround sound is also primed and ready to play "The Royal Hussars"
>Hit play
>"TALLEY HO LADS!"
>run downstairs into my living room
>two men are carrying my T.V.
>put a basketball sized hole in one
>the other attempts to drop my T.V and run
>"AFIX BAYONETS GENTLEMAN"
>Charge after him
>Jam my bayonet into his anus as he tries to climb back through a broken window.
>call police
>have tea ready for them.

People still have wooden front doors? Mines reinforced with steel.

That's not how you kick down doors.

It really is if his foot is right by the door knob

Fuck I came to post this exact song

>actually kicking down doors
>not just noclipping through

>junkie goes to railroad crossing near where i work
>lays down so his leg is over the rails
>he wanted to get hit by the train, then sue UPRR for not stopping and maiming him
>UPRR doesnt even run trains through there anymore
>police had to come in and drag the man away
>man makes a mention in the local news, he smacked his head while being led away, is looking for a lawyer to represent him against the railroads for brain damage caused by being struck in head by train

Because a gun is fucking useless when it comes to robberies? You're gonna need to find your gun then your fucking bullets then you need to rip open your gun and jam those bullets in, turn off the safety, hope it's not dark and aim at your burglar and hope he hasn't already killed you yet.

Meanwhile I have a sword. I unsheathe it and slice him in two in a split second, faster than he can pull the trigger.

Guns are self defense crutches for noobs.

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