Reminder that this was a thing

Reminder that this was a thing

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is there a problem

i knowww
why does marie even exist lol?
callie was the cutest sister by far

Yeah, being just a hologram it can accommodate my dick.

that's not very christian

Fuck it, i'll just dump all of it

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if i met you irl i would vaporize you

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Squid sisters amiibo when?

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Like 3 months ago brah

nintendo think they slick...

They are already out though

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How i didn't know this?

The only unfortunate part of it is that I can't fuck a hologram.

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MARIE IS CUTE
CUTE
CUTE

I don't get it.

At least the vocaloid concerts are a language.
All this shit is gargbled baby talk.

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HOLY SHIT THE SQUID SISTERS ARE REAL?!

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I wish to be Marie

Yeah, i think that was the problem. They'll probably fix that in Splat Tim 2.

>still this mad that Marie is canonically best sister by both popularity and performance

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SHE DAB

Urge to marry: rising

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I've always wanted to see a hologram in really life

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>Everyone saying they're holograms

They're not. They're behind bullet proof glass. It makes them look kind of fuzzy when filming.

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>not liking gibberish
youtube.com/watch?v=u5xZbJDZZo4

Squid Sisters and Miku opening for Gorillaz when?

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So what's an actual hologram according to you and why is this not it?

Holograms are constructions of light. The Squid Sisters are real flesh and ink.

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CALLIE IS MY SQUIDFU

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Okay bud. Don't be disappointed when you find out the truth.

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Came out right when support for the game stopped too, so it was basically a slap to the face.

They turn the plaza into the nighttime splatfest version and have several songs you can see them sing and dance to. Other than that they don't do anything so only get them for collection or hot inking.

THERE IS NO TRUTH, THEY'RE REAL GOD DAMNIT

You will never be able to afford a hologram setup in your own home and be able to cum on their holographic faces.

fucking ditz

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And that's about it unless there's more, clearer ones. Probably are

I want to hold hands with this squid.

BOI

oh wait, there's also this teaser

it's totally natural for humans to want to fuck squids right?

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Vidya idolshit is still idolshit. All that nasty, spastic motion jap """""""""choreography""""""""" is built on really begs for a third nuke.

This is just as bad as all the crap ninty pulled in Hyrule Warriors.

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It's an art form in itself.
youtube.com/watch?v=_mkiGMtbrPM

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Fuck me, that IS pretty Goddamned fantastic.

I still stand by my disgust for MMD-tier idolshit; what you're showing me is markedly different and actually has artistic merit as far as Japanese pop goes.

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You're talking about those awful out of place and not fitting in at all with the way Zelda looks Toon characters right? Should have never been in the game if you ask me.

how come we dont have holograms in ameriland?

Americans wouldn't go to cringe vocaloid concerts like Japan does.

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We had that hologram nigger

fuck this is so charming. I love it.

Because the majority of America is a shithole.
Only people who live in major cities don't realize that living in America is literally hell.

worst part is they were singing some kinda dangum gibberish

Just think of the handjobs

Literally the dumbest shit.

haha xd things I dislike are le cringe autism

Japanese?

>hey dad, could I get some money?
>sure, what do you need it for?
>eh, uh... there's this concert I want to go
>oh, your favorite band?
>no, uh... these squid girls from a video game, that sing gibberish and are just a couple of giant glass screens

Michael Jackson and Tupac don't count?

Yeah, Japanese marketing does those virtual concerts alot now.

It's paid for by Nintendo to market the game and hype up the fanbase. It's not done by demand or popularity.

>one post is all it took for you to go into shitposter mode
Splatoon fans everyone

So when are they going to release playable Octolings?

That was also terrible, but no, I was mainly talking about summoning gate moves:

youtu.be/s7-6M6Ydk5M?t=1m10s

Absolutely hideous and pointless idolshittery of the worst calibre.

yeah, fuck splatoon, it's just a ripoff of color wars on the xbox, nintendo can't even make an original idea to save their company

We had one for Tupac and everyone decided to whine that it was in bad taste.

yeah, fuck minecraft, it's just a ripoff of infiniminer argdbfasybdidbaesgdasddagrlgrbrlbrgl

Man I miss this game. I got ready for every Splatfest with some alcohol and snacks and went right fucking for it every fucking month for fucking team Marie.

Sad to say I never picked it up again after getting my last set of Snails.

God damn those were glorious times.

I hope the NX continues this shit some more, most fun I had in an online shooter in years

>Real people
No, that's the absolute shittiest way of using that technology.
Boring as fuck.

Did they intentionally make Marie objectively right every single time?

>he lives with his parents and talks like a retard
You sound like le literally autistic cringe right now.

>Americans wouldn't go to cringe vocaloid concerts like Japan does
The Miku concert in LA 2011 sold out in minutes

Meh

>hologram
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pepper's_ghost

Reminded me of the show where the Gorillaz performed with Madonna, they were holograms and she was live.

Yeah! Lets go the the Lady Gaga concert in Frisco instead!

LUCKY FOR YOU I'M A DOG LOVER

>Madonna keeps getting in the way
What a cunt.

HNNNG
youtube.com/watch?v=4RBG4KLnGjY

do you not notice the part where she walks behind Murdoc? that's radical

Man I love World Order

Why did Genki Sudo have to step down

best taste

that's simply great

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I can't understand half of normal songs anyway, and when I do it's usually stupid nonsense that would be better off as gibberish anyway.

>Patrick
>Not Squidward
How did they fuck up this badly?

I wish this was Squidward vs Squilliam

Literally nobody would vote for Squilliam.

Should've been Krabs v Plankton

in Marie's defense, Callie is a loser spaz and if she didn't chain up Callie, Callie would just make a fool of herself, more than she does under Marie's superior leadership

Their coordination is so fucking good.

Cry harder, manchild.

Oh hey! It's these guys!
youtube.com/watch?v=r-qhj3sJ5qs

>People think Marie is better than Callie

>Autists think their bimbo is better than Marie

Is it my imagination, or does Madonna cast a shadow on them when she goes in front? Is that even possible?

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that was the best thing that came out of nintendo since ... long long ago

callie a cute
i want to protect her from her mean cousin

Inkling-ese

Would humans and Inklings be able to crossbreed?

It's obviously worth trying.

need a test subject

>Being this upset that he likes the worst girl

Marie is literally the blonde one

>tattoo
whyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

marie's a bad girl

Won't she splat and respawn?

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>Callie
>Up early every morning before you. Always wake up to her ready smile.
>Only cares about love, will stick with you through rough times
>"naughty"

>Marie
>Sleeps all day, LOW ENERGY
>Only cares about money, would leave you for better man, as if she'd even be with you to begin with.
>not naughty, just a bitch

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>women
>sticking with you through rough times

>woman
it isnt even human

>Marie
>literally me
Why wouldn't I want to fuck a cute, female version of myself?

>human
it isn't even ream

i'll ream you

I mean "real"
FUCK

>people STILL don't realize Lana's weapons are tributes to Nayru, Farore, and Din
>Summoning Gate even uses dance moves like Din, but people still call it idolshit

Babby callie and marie are so cute. I don't have the translation of this comic, but it's about some japanese holiday where they tie prayers/wishes to a tree.

Callie's is "I wish to be with Marie forever!"
and Marie's is "I wish for whatever Callie wishes for to come true."

just so we're all clear, inkling shotas are cuter than inkling lolis

thats pretty good, fits them perfectly
and way too cute

go be a pedogay somewhere else

Marie won the only splatfest that matters, all the Callie ones where just practice for the last one.
the final splatfest decided who would go on to splatoon 2, and who is not popular enough to escape the WiiU

>mfw when I was in japan at the time
>mfw friend invited to a concert without telling me what it was for
>mfw assumed it was idol master shit
>MFW I find out it was splatoon concert after the fact

I have never regretted anything more than that

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>Was

You mean still is. The Squid Sisters had the big european debut in France last month.

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Are these holograms?

it was fun to see them do this type of thing
helps that i like Splatoon's music

projected on glass
check out the show on nintendos youtube
its awesome

Confirmed best girl

believe they even added translations for what callie and Marie were saying. that was handy

>fat
>slut
>covered in gunk
yup
mariefag alright

still mad for the final and decisive splatfest i see

>those super high quality squidsister models

dont worry
there is a less than 1% chance they will ever leak

>NX is a handheld
>splatoon 2 will be fundamentally crippled by terrible hardware and form factor

Jesus christ, this thread made me diamonds

Why are they do perfect?

>NX is a handheld/home hybrid
>Spla2n is Home only

>Spla2n is Home only
>handheld/home only games

No way that'll fly.

there are New3DS only games, nintendo has been doing shit like this for years.
it would be better on PC, along with bayo2

WORLD ORDER is a blessing

Lol noway

isn't it great

Post rare Maries.

>current year
>gifs

>current year
>webm from 2 year old anime

how obsolete are you?

>3 second webm
What the literal, actual fuck are you doing?

I really like the "prostate massage" dance move.

DEY DABBIN LMAO 100UNDERSCORE CRYINGSMILEYEMOTE OKHANDGESTURE

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delet this

Thanks to this thread, now I know what to jerk off

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>he doesn't like squid boys

I really hope the Splatfest artist works on another game, those portraits were so good.

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>Implying my dick needed reminding.

>you will never have another comfy splatfest filled with silly miiverse banter

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>Splatfest artist

How about worked on damn near ever single art for the game.

>We will never get a Kirby hologram concert where Kirby just makes baby noises for an hour while jumping around in a little costume

Admit it, you're curious

Splatoon Miiverse was more entertaining than it had any right to be.

>people attending a live concert of fictive characters
Literally what is the point

And don't forget that the final song was the final boss's theme.

There's a live band preforming the music
Splatoon Live literally had more "real" music going on than 99% of live pop musicians who charge $150 a ticket to see a lip sync show while the music is played by someone who pushes a play button.

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>There's a live band preforming the music
Bro even your weebshit just plays recordings while pretending its real. Not all the time mind you, but every demographic pulls that to some extent.

The thing about Nier's gibberish is that its phonetically pleasing to the ear and is actually pronounceable by the human mouth.

Splatim not so much.

mfw Nintendo will never give squids any more love just shovelware. I can hear them in the boardroom talking about how more Mario games would be more profitable......i hate you now nintendo..

>tfw went to Tokyo a couple of weeks ago
>all those splatoon merchandise everywhere

Imagine you had to go a full day posting on Cred Forums without strawmanning. Do you think you could cope?
I know it happens in Jpop and Vocaloid shows and so on, I'm not even a fan of those.

I said Splatoon Live had a live band. That's just the facts. And you interpret that as me being a weeb who thinks japan is flawless and does everything good while the west is full of liars and cheats.

Come on man, get a fucking grip.

OMG!

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a fucking paint roller.

this is what you wanted all along, you wanted nintendo to follow the others and abandon their principles.
The NX will be the last of the low powered consoles, and everything after it will be just a PCbox and standard controller
Their software is now being whored out with no QA. or reason, substandard companies can now licence IPs and shovelware will be used to describe splatoon by your kids

It's actually one of those rollers for getting dust and hair and stuff off your clothes. Ideal if you have pets.

a Lint remover? sounds neat

we got all this for my sister since she loves splatoon during the trip.

Look here:
1. Thats not straw-manning.
2. Did I strike a nerve?
3. Thank you for clarifying you were comparing Splatoon's performance to the general music industry. When you said pop I thought you implied only American made pop as most people write something else such as "jpop" when referring to anything not made in America to which I though was not a fair treatment by you.

are those stickers under that pikachu napkin/wallet thingy?

they're clippers.

>When you said pop I thought you implied only American made pop
Which was a fucking stupid assumption, and you embarrassed yourself.
The end.

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>first time seeing this in direct
>who the fuck are these squid sisters and wtf am I watching?
>beating the single player campaign
>I LOVE THE SQUID SISTERS!!

saw the hologram concert in Paris it's all right, but I'd advise people to stay in the mid center, the screens aren't that good from the side nor too close.

What did they mean by this?

They're into ball fondling.