Marie wants to go on a date with you!

Well, there was 9 posts and 9 IPs, but I was just lurking, so this is probably a samefag already.

Take her to the barn

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The dumpster.

naw diff anons. i just posted before reading the thread to see that someone made the exact same joke

Too many dogs, not enough horses.

Both for Honoka and Marie.

To my room.
We can do all kinds of things in there! Watch movies, play games, practice her whatever she does. It'll be fun! We can even eat and stuff. I love eating out!

To pound town while cruisin on muh dick

i guffawed

My fedora and katana collection room

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To page 10

A nice restaurant and maybe some shopping at a small or something

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To the bank. The blood bank.

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To Honoka's house so I can pick her up for the date Marie wants to join.

Shes not a vampire. Just a 25 year old girl.

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The bathroom so I can watch her poop.

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Somebody must have pics with the Poo-In-Loo pose by now. Come on, guys, don't let us down!

Out to Krispy Kreme or some meme so we can chat while we have coffee and donuts.

After a heart-felt exchange, she gives me roadhead until we reach her house. She's soaking wet, so I give it to her bareback in the backseat of my car.

To a BDSM dungeon so she can be my Mistress

How big are Marie's areolas?

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To the garbage dump where she belongs.

They're nonexistent, m80

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Tiny, like her itty-bitty titties

This, and to a public and crowded one so everyone on the beach can get jelly of seeing her with lewd swimsuits with me. That'll get her horny enough for an extended date

Small and cute

I wouldn't mind this tbhf

Lisa out in X3 yet?

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I can't even see her, she's so far down the list.

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That's dumb, I imagine they're as big as silver dollars.

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To a refugee camp.

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mcdonalds

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Can I go with Honkers instead

She would probably faint from embarrassment before she can say yes.

To the bathroom to watch her piss and poo.

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To sunny California.

anal town

>implying most of you would even know what to do with a girl in your bedroom
>implying you'd know how to properly escalate to get her turned on
>implying most of you wouldn't freeze up like pic related at the mere thought of having an attractive girl walk into your room, let alone go on a date with you

Admit it Cred Forumsirgins, you're not as smooth as you pretend to be.

>a virgin trying to shame other virgins

How typical.

Do you think she'd allow me to drink her breasts dry?

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Welcome to Cred Forums

Also, not a virgin, but I have been there. First few times I had girls I liked in my room I had no idea how to get things going, and was too scared to pull the trigger, out of fear of making things awkward, which in turn, made things awkward. Don't expect girls to make a move, even if they like you. They won't.

Not true. For example, eggs can be used as an aphrodisiac

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I live in japan and had a gf that looked like marie with black hair.

Sucks to be you nerd

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WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS

lewd

Maybe.

I want to milk this cow

You clearly haven't met the right girls if the ones you knew never made a move. Never underestimate a woman who wants satisfaction and isn't going to settle on another night with the pocket rocket.

this an actual outfit in the game?

user, fapping to Ria Sakurai doesn't make her your gf.

>those nails

EWWW, if i want fucking witch nails ill just hit up the local nursing home

To Mc'donalds so she can play around in the pen with the rest of the kids, you fucking pedophile.

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To a secluded area where I ca cummy on that tummy

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To the nearest church.

so we can get married

I'm a bad boy.
I don't go to women.
>They go to me.

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What's the current owner shop swimsuits? I'm playing Shadow of Mordor right now and am too lazy to put in the DoAX3 CD just to check that.

Sure you are.
>It's ACTUALLY a katana m'lady