Why is she so cute when she's jealous?

>blue eyes

What mods?

muh

This looks was perfect for her. I'm a sucker for redheads with cowtits.

>bros

*judges you*

>1680x1050

>cucks actually choose Yen

What's wrong with that? It's a better computer resolution then 1080 is. Only reason why most all monitors today are 1080 is because it's cheaper to make them the same ratio as TVs. Not because it's better.

Be still, gentle heart.

>comment about aspect ratio instantly deflects to waifu bullshit
>image.jpg

die you fucking cancer

>want an RPG
>hear good things about this game
>Geralt is too developed as a character to properly roleplay
fuck

>instantly deflects
What the fuck are you talking about you autistic faggot? That was my only post in the thread.
>le phoneposter boogeyman
Some of us actually have jobs and post from work. Grow up.

>one post in the entire thread is about aspect ratio
This is a waifu thread, fuck off beta.

I think break time is over wagie, better get back to work, don't mind me.

>Some of us actually have jobs and post from work. Grow up.

Not him, but I'm posting from work. But I don't flip burgers like you, so I have a computer.

Get back to work and make my Quarter Pounder with Cheese, you fucking burger flipper.

Oh shit, I'm sorry about the aspect ratio part I spazzed out for a second.

Anyway, way fuck off you cancerous phoneposting scum.

I can't use my work computer for Cred Forums. Some of us work at respectable companies who don't allow their employees to use work computers to browse the internet

>I can't use my work computer for Cred Forums

Buuuuullshit.

You're at fucking school, and they monitor which websites you visit, clearly.

Get the fuck out of here, underage faggot.

Then why are you browsing the Internet in the first place?

Get back to work you lazy piece of shit, you are not being paid to shipost on Cred Forums.

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>this triggers the phoneposting trisscuck

>cant fuck those twins
>have to settle for a disgusting sorc slut

>not fucking yen on the unicorn

Triss looked better in 2.

Triss looked better in 3 before the change

>putting best girl's stuff on Yen
Fuck you and fuck this image.

>>>/reddit/

>Get absolutely BTFO and revealed as an underage phone poster at fucking school
>r-r-reddddiiiiiit!

lol fuck off, go do your homework

Then what are you doing posting on Cred Forums on a Thursday morning? Get a job.

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you did take__the rose right

>picking Yen
>being a literal cuck
Triss is the alpha choice.

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The image is "Absolutely disgusting" you ridiculous newfag,

Christ, where the fuck are the mods these days? I'm being a fucking avatarfag and you're blatantly underage. We should both be executed on sight pretty much.

>not model swapping and fucking Triss on the unicorn
Step up bro

Not everyone is working 8am–4pm. Get back to flipping burgers.

>Not swapping in Geralt so Geralt fucks himself on the unicorn

Toppest of pleba

>changing the lore

>implying you're mad because of your image choice
No, you're mad because you're a buttblasted Redditor posting paragraphs about how furious you are that I posted from my fucking phone from work. You're autistic as fuck.
>ban him he's underage
>while he violates global 3

>muh sopkovsky

>what i say counts xD

>t how furious you are that I posted from my fucking phone from work.
>from work

You're either a burger flipper, or at school. We've been over this.

>buttblasted Redditor
says the phoneposter lol

>all time zones are the same
True underage showing. Or American ignorance. Probably both.

Don't you have some homework to be doing?

I'd hate to distract you from your education, so you may have the last reply. As long as you promise to finish your work, alright sport?

Take your best shot. Make it a good one, all eyes on you lad.

She just is.

>resorts to ad hominem when he's cornered
Figures. What a waste of my time. I'm deeply sorry for your high-functioning autism.

TIT
COW

You literally cannot justify choosing Yen over perfection.

>tfw responded to Triss how I would in real life and sperged out never got her as my gf
>had to make do with Yen

I just wanted Triss, damnit.

wew lad

nice delusions

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The Wild Hunt indeed

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>changing Yen and Triss models
I must do that. How do I do it?

M O D S

Tessa Fowler.
You are welcome.

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ur rite

what mod is it that allows me to cum on ciri in-game?

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skyrim

Choices presented

> manipulative cunt A
> manipulative cunt B
> thinking either of these is alpha

I remember banging every chick I could in Witcher 1. That's what I'd call alpha. Being kicked in the balls by either of those manipulative women is cuck.

Why is this so fucking ugly? Legitimately made me go soft. Witcher porn is the most redundant type of porn that exists, the characters already get naked in the games anyway, use your imagination.

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The ass should be a bit firmer.

>Geralt has to listen to this happening in the other room at Kaer Morhen if he led both of them on

I don't understand this thread.

>trisscucks are actually a thing

cuckwars.

DELETE THIS

>trisscucks
>yencucks

>young bucks
>not ready to fuck

Didn't play the xpacs, does she have an ending for the game with Geralt or is Peter Pan just a side fuck?

Best girl

Actually, in both the games and novels, it's Yenn that goes around fucking men. Triss stays loyal to you.

>Actually, in both the games and novels, it's Triss that goes around betraying you. Yen stays loyal to you

FIFY

>Cucking you is being loyal

Sweden yes

>Betraying you is being loyal

Reddit yes

You fixed truth and twisted it into a lie. Yenn likes fucking for power and money. Games don't make it obvious how dysfunctional they are but Yenn is a whore and Gerald can never be tied down as a family man. He likes fighting monsters and slaying wenches too much.

>doesn't address the fat that Triss betrays you in the books and the game

Pretending she didn't do it doesn't make it go away ;)

>Gerald can never be tied down as a family man

Triss's ending is GERALT having to serve yet another king, that worked out great for him every other time its happened, maybe this time will be different though ;)

Yeah maybe.

You sound like a huge cuck. I wors as a back end web developer in a large corporation and shitpost on Cred Forums from work whenever I want.

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Triss, Yennefer and all other mages are backstabbing whores. You'd know if you read the books.

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