Enemies that don't fuck around

you fucking idiot. what on gods green fucking earth made you not realise its from fat princess?

Wouldn't you be smiling knowing that you're about to fuck up some guy who just made the gravest mistake of his life?

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took me forever to figure out their parry wndow

Nigger are you serious right now its clearly from Sacred 2

How can you fucking casuals not recognize Mount & Blade?

It's Diablo 3 you ancient faggot

>posting Bloodmeme
Thread ruined. Sage.

that fucking instantaneous spear charge shit watermelon eyes looking ass bitch fuck you

Well, truthfully, any Fortune Summoners enemy counts, but Merkids are a special breed.

With that retarded AI? It was From Soft that was fucking around.

Too much salt?

Not the guy btw

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not if he just ran past me

seriously who in their right mind would even stop and fight all of them

>hehe you mad bro?
Typical cucksborne fan reply. Not that guy btw.

The chainsaw guy from RE4.

Hi! Cutscenes aside, I'm literally 5 minutes into the game!

I'm that guy btw.

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It's cheating because he's the final boss and all but fuck this guy

>he goes through an indirect proxy army
>ANOTHER indirect proxy army
>his own army of cyborg aliens
>his Glados expy
>forcibly mutates his lieutenant and your third party member
>his alien dropship
>a fucking warmech
>AND STILL
>his most deadly weapon is his fucking knife

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>getting charged THROUGH A FUCKING WALL

>this is not the first post

>posting a response like this to get (You)s and an epic screencap
>just get banned instead

>inflict poison, blind and petrification
>charging headbutt attack deals nearly OHKO damage, and then finishes you off from the fall damage
>stand too close after killing them and you risk being being inflicted with a bazillion ailments while they spaz out
Fuck these niggers. And then you get ricochet hunter and murder an entire pack of them in 5 seconds.

You mean him?

Tough when you first encounter him in pretty much every game

FUCKING YOU UP LITERALLY WITHIN 2 MINUTES OF STARTING THE GAME

youtube.com/watch?v=49gLC9yiGOg

>not having status skills
>not having designated mage blast him with magic
>not just telling him to fuck off
phys resist is nothing to be concerned about

I was entertained

Oh dear I remember the time when that stinging sound was played when someone IN THE GAME was stung by one of these fuckers

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HUH

Fuck you. You faggot bird!

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that first time you entered that small as fuck room with these 3 niggers.
>So that's what prison rape feels like...

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Wut gaem?

nah

The cross bearing bloodborne rejects in DS3

Dragon's Dogma: Dark Arisen

my love for you is like a truck

that fucker custoding the tomb of old king doran, looking at you from the other side of the bridge

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what is this

>bad breath

wwwssdadssadwddasasdawdwdwwsssdsddsaws

They only dont fuck around on revengeance when they are the first enemy you meet in that difficulty and you cant buy offencive dodge. It was the single most hardest fight in the entire game for me.

These guys in DeSu and DeSu2.

I see you're trying to get back to that really annoying bossfight. It'd be a shame if something abnormally strong harassed the fucking SHIT out of you whilst you trekked over there.

>"i'll just interrupt him and run away"
>miss interrupt
>get dazed
>almost can hear his laugh while casting his fireball

>surprise attack

It's payne! Get him!

Oh I'm sorry, did your torch go out?

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man......

>berserkers

All I remembered of DeSu 1 and 2 was that I ended up nuking everything with almighty lategame, or multi strike with agi

>the fucking dark phantom up on the really narrow horrible stairs with no walls to hug right before the gargoyles
>NG++

>*Jumps behind you with a lightning bolt*
>Neighthing personal kid.

Playing through on very hard for the first time and nothing fucks around

>tfw killed one with a gold farm party filled with expendables doing darkness run

There was this thing that asked me to put a torch into it and since I skipped over it so many time on my A team I decided to see what it does. It dropped a pretty rad relic.

>walking through the woods at night
>pitch black
>this motherfucker charges at me out of the darkness and practically one shots me
>starts breathing fire and speaking latin while fucking my ass
just about shit my pants

I'm still triggered to this day.

No enemy marines in Opposing Force? No problem, we'll just give you more of these fuckers instead

>mfw those fucks

Fire/white arrows. Pop one, step back a few steps so the magic attack doesn' t hit you.

i slew them all until they stopped spawning

these don't even exist anymore

Moonglade or whatever the name of the village near deadmines is filled with neutral npcs now.

>step back a few steps so the magic attack doesn' t hit you

Kek

I always ran across him during my antiquarian runs too.

Luckily I had a MAA along for the ride always.
>MAA uses retribution
>Ant uses protect me
>ripostes for dayz.

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>Ominous Wind
>Ominous Wind
>Ominous Wind
>Ominous Wind
>Finally kill it
>youtube.com/watch?v=ZQoJvI8XUa0

Also, anything with Silver Wind.

That is actually the most a game has scared me. I had even heard about that guy and he still charged me out of nowhere and made me shit my pants

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They're like the Papal Guards right? They should be the standard enemy desu, better than the shit ass peons you can one hit kill all the time.

it would certainly give the player incentive to use stealth and avoid conflict, considering it's supposed to be a fucking stealth game

Triggers me just by posting this

>first time seeing him
>thought he'd do a windup to his swing when he got close
>NOPE.avi

Dis hoe

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>They're like the Papal Guards right?
Worse than papal guards for me. Taking out groups of papal guards was no problem for me, but after my first encounter with them I actively avoided Janissary squads.

yeah that's what I was getting at, but it would probably turn off a huge number of babies

probably should've thrown in difficulties

>camp at entrance
>poison knives
>poke every once in awhile

fuck playing fair if he's not going to, bullshit ass gun damage

I completely forgot how they're different, only played Rev once though I played Brohood a shitload

Shit, I was young and didn't know how to manage my saves... I had absolutely no potions, no resources, nothing. And no way to get back to a shop. I had to restart the game. By the time I got back to her I'd got gud and beat her easily.

Man it would be a REAL shame if I used deathbound and double crit the Demi-fiend, wouldn't it?

>Hit one with an arrow
>All 3 aggro

Way to rely on ganks for artificial difficulty A-team.

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Fucking thinmen are so annoying.

youtube.com/watch?v=HTLZjhHIEdw

RED CAPOTE

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The Steel Golems in the last level of Trails of Cold Steel.

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>try to be a little bitch
>get slapped like a bitch

You deserve worse

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Such a god damn bullet sponge. Took all my gatling gun.

Too bad Trip is SJW shit now.

I beat this on very hard because he got stuck behind a rock for a second.

One

They had a parry window?!

f-fuck

Two.

>He hasn't played the game

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Pay2Mine

COME DOWN FROM THERE YOU FUCKING-
>OUT OF AMMO
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>pay2mine

salty highsec carebear detected.

use buffs retard

Hello friend! Hope you had fun going through all those puzzles to get here, because you're going to be doing them again.

What game is this?

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lostodyssey.wikia.com/wiki/Black_Kelolon

9001 hours on Google

Lost Odyssey.

How the fuck can people voluntarily get so jew'd out by Star Citizen tier nonsense?

>Oh you're charging up your attack for a strong hit. It would be a real shame if I just fucking rammed into you, wouldn't it?

Tiger fucks around plenty.
Especially the second tiger.
Its just that you don't have a lot of tools that early, so you might not understand how to fight the tiger

I should really get a used 360 so I can play this and Blue Dragon

That's not Nineball Seraph

These fucking things.
Either you have enough ranged attacks to kill one, or they instant impale you for a instant kill

As a kid it was painful.
Then it just become really easy

Nineball Seraph is easier to beat because it doesn't literally dodge bullets. You can go in there with a strategy and normal, human reactions and beat it. CUBE is a piece of shit that only gets hit if it deigns to be hit, or you trap it under the flyover.

>Star Citizen tier nonsense

more like most successful niche mmo that came out the same time as wow?

And if you aren't a tard you can get to buying game time with in-game money within 6 months of playing.

1/10 for making me reply

>Mfw I saw the female boob jiggle for the first time as a kid
Now I know why I am into latex

just use your fists, somehow they screw up on an old man fisting them.

>FFXIV
>Healing
>Some dickhead gets hit with bad breath

>One of these faggots
>Anywhere near a gravity cylinder

J U S T
U
S
T

Oh fuck this brings back memories

Literally One Punch Man

LOL

It's alright, man. We've all been taken one way or another. Some of us just know when to stop, you know?

>Being a memer faggot

>not understanding what a meme is in 2016

>Literally

>Being a redditor

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>Pressure
>Agility
>Supersonic
Just fuck my shit up my friend.

It's almost depressing how Malboros were such intimidating enemies in every FF game but the way that FF14 is designed, their Bad Breath is easily dodged everytime. If you do get hit with it though, you're almost better off dead since it's such a fucking pain in the ass to get all those ailments off one at a time. If the healer gets hit, it's an almost guarantee wipe. But still, it's easy enough to dodge anyway. The Malboro boss are really cool though.

Triggered, that APC mission with multiple of those fuckers was enough to filter me for months

>Reinforcements appeared!
>The enemy attacks first!
>Tarukaja
>Tarukaja
>Critical Wave
>Oni smirks...
>Critical Wave
>Beyond the river

What was supposed to be so tough about this asshole? I just picked the highest velocity sniper rifle and fastest tracking card.

>Enemy goes first
>Confuse Ray

Smirks were a mistake

Fuck this bastards

la, la, la~

Just shield the shots and parry with Reiter.

>With armor
STOP SPINNING REEEEEEE
>Without armor
STOP JUMPING AROUND REEEEEEE

Jeez, forgot pic

this webm made me miss the xcom threads before xcom 2 came out

>Arena quest or hunt with only one room
>it's a X and a Bulldrome
>mfw trying to solo it

These were my bane as a kid.

that whole level is literally "fuck you, player".
>make manual aiming impossible
>put hazards everywhere that kill you if you shoot them
>put them right near enemies
FUCK sega

these fuckers kept me from enjoying Latria 2.0

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Those fucking paper Bob-ombs in Paper Jam, especially the shiny ones

Holy shit

Oh fuck I had forgotten about those cunts

>hey that's a nice cover and shield you got there

For some reason I had no health potions at the end of the game where you climb a tower and beat the devil looking fella. Well I beat him but little I knew the fcuking skeleton lava boss is coming right after. Dropped the game right there

Idk how but climbing that tower was the most painful experience in my vidya life