Thank you for going out with me user, I thought you will never ask!

Thank you for going out with me user, I thought you will never ask!
So, tell me about your backlog.

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>Dating a gal so low rent she got watermark on her face.

corey in the house

>Thanks for taking me out user! Your mother will die in her sleep if you don't reply to this post!

>I thought you will never ask!
Are you from Slavstan? Interesting. Let's go to my place and fuck, then we can marry so you can stay in my country and feed off my money until you don't need me anymore. oh btw I'm dumping you after i fuck you.

The only thing bigger than my backlog is my penis.

is that a threat?!
*unsheathes katana*

>wanting to go out with someone
>waiting for them to ask
What a beta

SHE EVEN HAS A WATERMARK.

Wonder what het card looks like because I got these trips.

A-user-kun, arent you going to kiss me?

Trap

...

I wanna pull out that dumb piercing so bad.

Not ugly enough.

I want to see this happen irl.

>A-user-kun, arent you going to kiss me?

I'm too distracted by the shrapnel sticking out of your nose, Punished "Venom" Trap.

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>I want to see this happen irl.

All the other hipsters will see him walking around the rest of the day with the padlock on and thinking it's the new "in" thing they all start wearing padlocks too.

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Heh, no way faglord!

Okay we gotta make it happen now.

Fun thing, im going out with a cute grill gamer that asked me out today~

That was unsatisfying.

>brown eyes
How did I even end up here?

I've got no backlog. Fuck turning an enjoyable hobby into a catalogued chore. I play what I want, when I want to.

Also, you're an ugly skank and your smile is beyond fake.