Who's the best Overwatch girl?

True best coming through

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Paizuri if I give you a years supply of dew and Doritos?

Mercy = Phara > Mei = Zarya > Bastion = Tracer > D.Va > Ana >>> Symmettra

Just wait until she gets older and starts flashing her tits everywhere.

Dva < Gremlin

D.VA sure is

Who has the best feet?

Not widdowmaker

how about now?

>Mei = Zarya
Get out.

might as well go full circle

I want to get off Mrs Blueberry's Wild Ride.

They're both disgusting.

>not whole hog

Silly user.

picture of D.Va with a fat face and a pig nose when

So is the actual game worth 40€ or is it only good for the waifus and porn?

It's great.

If you like Team Defence Fort the Second, you'll like Overwatch. It's a very polished game of its genre.

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the flying Egyptian one

She can VR her tits to you with a phonecall

Indian tech support turned out pretty hot.

>Calling women, girls.

Talon Tracer is the only good Tracer.

found the neckbeard

D.va is love, D.va is life.

When is Blizz gonna put her voice actress on facerig with a D.va model and have her stream some games in-character?

I just wish she didnt have a sharp as fuck jaw

Best girl? Pic related, of course.

This this and this. Pharah is a fucking qt with the most protectable smile.

Fucking the genki out of a girl is God's work.

fite me

>brushes with her mouth open and lets the drool and paste dribble all over he face

What a slut

W-what's holding her pantsu in place?

>slut
She's sleepy, user. Angela a pure.

>no cybernetic arm

Ruined

I wonder if in the OW universe omnics take customer service calls, and you can actually understand wtf they're saying?

Go away Dobson

It's a c-string, user.

Pool like glue

>Arcade
>enemy team has 4 Meis and 2 Zaryas
>they are on defense

POO

DESIGNATED STICKY SHIT

They should only have brawls that don't include those heroes. Like all S76 or Genji/Hanzo.

>another overwatch thread
Is school out early today?

FACT: It's Widowmaker.

Why can't I just have TF2 but with cute girls like D.VA and Widowmaker

Instead I have to play this awful, awful game

I haven't palyed Overwatch is months. What is going on with the game currently? What are the meta-champs? What are people bitching about "op hero pls nerf because I can't git gud xD"? Did they add any stuff to the game?

They did all 76's closer to when the game first came out. It was a lot of fun.

It's called MicroVolts.
Admittedly it's not as cute as D.Va but it's got full dressup to play with rather than just skins

That's why I'm mentioning it, but they should stick to it. I know balance isn't meant to be a thing in brawls, but there's a limit. No cooldowns Meis are a pain to deal with.

Arcade will have 1 hero limit with an increased cooldown on cryofreeze and sleep dart the next time it's the brawl

Bastion is still broken.

This thread is a disgrace

>Not Noire skin
You disappoint me, user.

All the defaults are perfect. Black or white versions are acceptable too.

Get in.

love me

>Before i played overwatch
Tracer
>When i was starting to play OW
D.VA
>now that i play frequently
Symmetra
That literal autist can fuck with my redstone devices all day

Honestly? Probably Mercy. She seems like the type to be into the effeminate kind of pampering and such.

>the immortal vampire that tortures genji and reapers bodies
>effeminate
She's probably bite pieces of your flesh off just because she knows she can use her tech to restore it

POO

Thats kinda hot

Well, learned somethin new today. I haven't read into any backstory on the characters since it's released. I only casually play every once in a while.

I mean, I guess she'd be even better at it. Domming while flesh eating is hot... I guess.

Mei is a disgrace

It's certainly not that Korean trash. If I wanted to date a racist plastic - surgery addict I'd go to California

Why are you inviting me to your house?

Try to take a bite out of your arm and say that again.

>bite pieces of your flesh off just because she knows she can use her tech to restore it
Why isn't that an image already?

That is a complete and utter lie.

We can all agree that Mercy has the best laugh emote, right?

It's so fucking CUTE

It wouldn't be the same

Seems like Mei is the one that diserves complete utters.

Roadhog!

>not Zenyatta

I want roadhog to hold me in his big, strong arms

Would his arms even reach you over that huge gut

Mei and D.Va.
The rest are ugly sluts.

I don't even own the game but i come into the threads to shitpost

I don't know what this means

Its where you belong.

She needs utters because she looks like a fat cow.

Utters eh? Like grunts?

Oh I get it. Because she's so hot, right?

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Dude I didnt fap for 1 WHOLE day now. Dont start me go on rampage again

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I could, but like that user said, it isn't the same. Besides, if you were still intent on keeping your pride, you'd at least die to an attractive, unholy sin of a woman. If not, you could always throw yourself at her feet, so to speak, and beg for a fast death.

Not to keen on pleading, so I'd take the torture even if it means a longer time to fade away into oblivion.

>dont start me go on rampage

You've already lost control, user.

>implying Mei's piggu face isn't adorably and snugglabe

i want to have sex

I want to receive Zarya's barrier!

artist name?

The shit that's accumulated around her asshole is holding it in place

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ITT: low test faggots that can't handle the fact that their shit tier waifus are topped by the goddess that is Mei

>tfw gf looks like Mei but she's thicc instead of THICC

we're all gonna make it brahs

More overwatch slaves

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Mei Ling Zhou

more like mei shu fu

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Symmetra or bust

jesus her face tho.....so fuking ugly