What was the very first username you ever created? I remember my old account for AOL was Walkin15...

xXJade_FalconXx

I was really into Mechwarrior 2 at the time.

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It was the edgy OC-dounut steel name for a naruto character 13y/o me came up with. It doesnt make me cringe but I dont like thinking about it

sirdangolot5

I was doing a joke off of sir Lancelot but I wanted to be as edgy as possible. however, "dang" was the worst word I knew how to spell. I was 8 years old. also the 5 was just there to be random

shout-outs to anybody that knew me

ThunderProtector

It was just two words that sounded cool and thunder/lightning was my favorite element/type of magic.

I have been using Mitchmat ever sense I was a child. Never changed it.

Kirby[somefuckingnumber]

AsSaSsin_IVZz

Billybobbob6
Billy didn't work
Billybob didn't work
Billybobbob didn't work
Billybobbob1 didn't work
Billybobbob6 did

Still use it

SuperPogo

I thought sexual innuendos were hilarious.

Damn man, you got fucking schooled by your Dad.

mango
I was playing counter strike at a lan event and was super hungry so I asked in chat if anyone had a mango and it stuck

Oh God I don't even want to remember. I was edgemaster in middle school when I got AIM

honestly I think my first screen name ever was UndeadPsychopath666

not only did you get rekt, but that's actually a pretty decent username. well done by your father

The_dhacka

I didn't know how to spell dahaka at the time. I've changed to the new username I've been using for 12 years now.

The one I can remember is FearTheReaper for SC Broodwar in 2003.

CrosscutAxe

It was a generic Xbox Live generated name and I was 13 or something, I just wanted to play Halo 2.

Oh my God that's fucking hilarious, get destroyed faggot

>not showing name because
mate you could've just skipped it if you weren't going to even name it to us

now name it for us, you got my interest

liar

post evo trophies or fuck off

I had a neopets before any of it but I cant remember it.
from around 6th grade till a year ago every name involved "Fooby" somehow

first time I got xbox live (2008ish) it was "Fooby Hunter"
since around 2011ish its been SilverFox Fooby

around 2007ish I played a lot of Pic related multiplayer as "MidigetMan" , I misspelled Midget

My first AOL account was blacklightning. I thought it was the tightest shit.

steelix94 on runescape in 06

M3!5T3R PR0P3R. It's the very l33t version of Meister Proper, the German version of Mr. Clean.

-=DarKCheateR=-

MetalRoy. Roy from SSBM with a Metal Box.

CocoLoco15. My mom helped me with that one.

Vegga. I always liked Vega in SF and it was always taken, so I added a g.

xXElementKidXx unironically

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when people asked I just told them to call me "barcode" :^)

Leatherface505 on AOL Instant Messanger

I was a thirteen year old who loved slasher flicks. Got a lot of weird RP messages asking to "eat them" whole. Once got a titty picture from a random asking for Leatherface to rape "all her holes". I felt funny.

>Tailsfan1
>The forum where I used that username is still up years after the site died mysteriously

Words cannot describe the mix between nostalgia and unending anguish I feel whenever I remember

OP here, jokes on my dad though...I had to drive to his funeral 10 years later.

DarkFireAlpha

It was an edgier time

you're not OP and you're not funny either

I been using the same username I have been since 2006 I'm 18 so that's why I've been still using it since then for PSN and Steam. That's why I refuse to play with Cred Forums since people can look up my username for shit like Roblox, MySpace, Etc.

My dad really liked penguins and made my account arctic_penguin93.
I hated penguins so bad.

[FirstName]X
When I was a kid i thought that was how you signed your name as an user author for some reason
I signed into some dead online game as that and it autogenerated 3 numbers at the end of it, i guess to avoid identical usernames instead of just checking to see if someone was using it, and after that i used those three numbers in everything
so it was [FirstName]X891

dat you?

heh..got him, his spirit is thinking of different dadjokes to roast you with in 2063

when you'll die in a car accident

Daar375, 10 years letter still my username

NitrousBeaver

Buck teeth and bleached spiked hair. I was, and still am, tight as shit

DDRman_93 was my aim screen name
uadawg_93 was my first runescape account
Not sure which came first.
They're not as embarrassing as they could be. I was pretty sick at dance dance revolution back in the day and ua was my nickname in elementary school.

Your dad is hilarious

that's pretty clever.

KLMZ, random characters I made when scrolling

steak.n.chz

Twistedmetalfrek
Darkminion666

I really liked twisted metal as a kid on aol. also got banned a lot from using aol on those damn chatrooms for kids. @$$

is your hair still spiked and bleached to this day

Nope

Thankfully(?) any results for the forum I posted in are most likely drowned under a sea of DA pages

Your dad sounds like a real bro. You, on the other hand, sound like a faggot.

BYO on the dreamcast. I thought it was cool.

DarkestEvil
I still use it to this day. Rate my edgyness.

tailsfan1.deviantart.com/
OH SHIT NIGGA

Max?

Shockwind0. It was so cool at the time. Yes you say the word Zero at the end.

[Myname]theWise. Still use it for most things.

Bronx[numbers]
Dad reccomended it since he lived in NYC growing up. I hate niggers and New York to this very day.

Ganond22

A lot of people thought it was for ganondorf. But I'd never played Zelda at the time.

My first one was my name497, and then my long standing one was Chewybar67 or something.

hathair

I want to fuck that catgirl (male)

n00b

Samurai485 in runescape

I was watching samurai jack at the time and have no creativity.

yoshidude haha

>If You Don't Like Me..............................Delete Me.
>If You Think I'm Nice.............................Hug me.
>If You Think I'm A Good Friend..............Comment a on this journal
>If You Ever Liked Me............................. Comment with a rose
>If You Like Me Now...............................Inbox me a heart, I won't tell
>If You Want To Date Me........................Inbox me a :razz: I won't tell
>If You Are Brave................................... put this in your jour
holy fuck

Jessica96

Put it on Maplestory years ago.
Got a lot of weird dudes to message me.

No, but I'm also not a humongous faggot anymore. Just a regular sized one.

>Lunar_Wolf91
Ah, the autistic furfag phase. What a time.

So, can you afford a car now?

Back in those runescape and adventure quest days I used Undead Vrall, some monster from a book I was reading at the time

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Can pass for a 40k fan.

i can't breathe

My first one was Brownie0118 for runescape. My IRL nickname was brownie, and my usernames have always been brownie related.

Holy fuck

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This is gold.

It's even worse

holy fuck, man

It's like rock, paper, scissors, earthquake, tsunami

wartortlepsycho
It wasn't the best, but now I usually stick to shitty usernames like jaypeg and fuvck

I think it was something like "drwormrulz" because I was 10, I couldn't think of a username, and I liked the song. Still do honestly.

youtube.com/watch?v=TkVHdUkMJdk

>ecks dee

[my name] the Hedgehog or [my name]64.

I'm just glad that you're here so that nobody looks up my name.

i want to fuck all of them until my penis is raw and hurting and then i want to keep going even after that

If I could remember my very first username, I wouldn't have created multiple Neopets accounts.

Did they die?

>tailsfan1.deviantart.com/

Are you me?

my aol name was particlemannumbers

*brofist*

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Hybridd1986 on AOL, Bolt and yahoo chatrooms...fucken Linkinpark

>willingly posting your old username on korean artwork forums

You're just asking for people to dig up your old shit.

>*runs*

That's actually pretty funny.

Nintendo64

The end

digital person

Could have been worse, I suppose, but I dropped it quickly. I had worse in a weeaboo phase. Now I don't even have a good go-to username, except for the one I use most often that connects to my real name.

pfew

why do you need to make everything lewd? they're just enjoying a popsicle

I have two vehicles and 3 daughters so yeah, think I'm doing okay. AOL was a LONG time ago, user.

Some gay pokemon shit on some pokemon forum. I remember naming myself jirachi dude on pokemon.net

Starfish Gang, still is my username when i play. my entire group of friends followed the same format of "(insert animal) Gang". we thought we were cool

Blaziken_Master_1, I think.

Well user? Can you afford a car?

Wild ride

>implying that's actually him and he didn't just post the name for us to find

I ride all 5 regularly too.

sauce?

>no fucking
Terrible ending

YourMomsHugeDildo.
Needless to say but I got banned after I made my first post on the forum. I even apologized saying "sorry about my username" as my signature.

>glomps
holy fuck

No, My new AOL screenname is Rollerblader19

NoMoreMeat. Lot of people asked me if I was a vegetarian. I wasn't, I was just 12 and loved lolsorandumb humor.

Close call!

Someone should send this to Bethesda, the writing is amazing.

Killercheese. I later dropped the name and never went back due to realising it's origin.

It all started at a LAN my older brother was hosting for his friends, and since I was part of the household his friends invited me to join them on one of their PCs they weren't using.

We were going to play Warcraft 3 Dota, but before joining the game they said I had to pick a name. This was completely new to me, and I was left at a loss, until one of the guys just typed in "Nakkeosten" for me.

In danish, this literally means "Neck Cheese", though "nakke" could also mean something alike to whacking or killing someone, so I thought it sounded fairly cool. I proceded to wreck their asses as Ursa, and later translated the name as I saw it for online use.

Many years later, I learned that Nakkeost is actually the danish word for Smegma.

HyperDreamVirus.

Shout out to anyone who remembers the Megaman Battle Network Online forum.

>Brianofthehell

For that stupid Battleon game

can't blame myself, I was like 8 yo

Juiceball.
I don't even remember why i picked that one.

ShinGatta2 for me

PingPongMaster

I never even played ping pong

I have something similar. I always used "CP" at the end of a username if it was taken because it was an old clan tag thing from a community based around a podcast I used to listen to.

It's was a couple years until I realized the unfortunate implications but it's kind of ingrained now.

used to be sora145
changed to scaler2000 in about 06
i liked the game scaler but it was taken so runescape suggested some numbers at the end and i went with 2000

if i need a throw away account or a duplicate i would either go back to sora145 or go with scaler5000 i dont know why i skip 3000 and 4000

Taken from this Far Side comic, but with the g dropped.

The year was 1996.

When I came to America my Vietnamese classmate tried to get me into RuneScape despite never having a computer or Internet. He gave me the24rko and to this day I use it for signing up for porn.

Titan[randomnumber] because a tiny dog of one of my neighbours was called like that.

Timewarp12, based off a superhero I made as a kid whom had 12 different forms/powers based on which the hour of the day it was. And a secret golden-wolf 13th hour form.

I didn't hear about the shitty dance until afterwards.

Your brothers friend is an asshole. I'd treat my brothers friends better unless THEY'D been little shits.

You hadn't been a little shit, had you user?

>What was the very first username you ever created?
Killerspree

DarkAssassin or something along those lines. I was a pretty edgy kid.

>I didn't hear about the shitty dance until afterwards.

your story is way shittier than Rocky Horror. hope you realize that

Yo, speaking of this what imaginary games and flights of fancy did ya'll have as kids?

In elementary school my group had "Micro Monsters." Where everyone had an animal with a powerset based on an element. Mine was an ice dog that looked like Odie from Garfield and I remember my friend had a lizard that powered up by drinking Sobe energy drinks. The villain was a kid named Bean Boy who wore a hat that looked like a turd but after defeating him in the first arc he became Marshmallow Boy and his hat turned white.

For some reason I remember we made a restaurant menu based off our Micro Monsters.

Oh yea I remember that, you were the faggot.

See

>posted a Far Side comic on Cred Forums
irony or not
it doesn't fucking matter

SuperCactuarMan was the first screen name I remember using, it was for roblox.

Nah even looking back, there was no assholishness put into giving me that name, it was just bantz.
And nah I hadn't been a little shit. Heck, it was his friends that convinced him to let me join sheerly out of how well behaved I was compared their own smaller siblings.
That, and I was pretty good at videogames at the time, so they knew I could keep up.

back in 2006 my friend introduced me to runescape and i couldn't think of a good name so i just put down my favorite pokemon at the time
i ended up using it for everything, even up to today
it was spelled wrong the entire time and i didn't find out until recently

>I had 'Tidus' in my username.

Tidusauron?

SpectrumWolf75

No regrets

BlueScooterBoy on disney.com

No fucking way.

>those old Cactuar and Tonberry flashes
I'm wallowing in nostalgia. I think the science one still holds up.

rainylol

I thought of a color, a weeaboo cutting implement, and a number. What I didn't realize at the time was that when people put two numbers at the end of their username it's usually their birthdate, so when I picked 99 I was a massive faggot.

I too know this feeling. The computer recommended [Name]98, so I thought "Yeah, fuck it" and rolled with it.
Just a shame it was 2008 at the time.

ZeroNitwit

I couldn't think of a name at the time and I quickly dumped the account.

Kboy70, later turned to Kboy71.

It started back in Runescape, I was 11. My first chacacter was Kboy70, 70 was for some reason my favorite number. I ended up getting banned for Trimming Armor and it gave rise to Kboy71.

I have been using it ever since.
My new favorite number is 71 now too.

timmy123456739

my name isn't timmy, I just like the Fairly Oddparents

curseoftheredeye was my original AOL screen name, so embarrassing. I even remember being embarrassed to give it other people. Glad I finally figured out a much simpler and less cringy name a few years later.

Koopakrush

Not when I was 10-year-old weeb playing KoL it was.

But yeah I know, that's why I've abandoned it.
Nothing much, just shitloads of Dodgeball variations and Whole Grade-Wide Soccer games.

"Falconclaw" was my first email address. I told everyone it was because I liked the Atlanta Falcons because boys=sports but it was really because I liked Falco from Starfox and thought it sounded cool.

BoogerKid666

I just wanted to be rebellious and angsty... I thought booger was a really bad word that would make people be afraid of me because it's dark and cool

Gearharaden

Don't ask me

The first I can actually remember was my runescape account, but I won't post it because I still use it to this day.

The same underageb& autist from /dg/?

Fuck outta here faggot

Apache11X or something fucking gay as shit like that. Ive never been into military stuff or had boi fanasys about the military like a lot of aspies do, but i saw Black Hawk Down and suddenly liked helicopters. I was 10 i think.

My first user name was my name + zip code. I still use it some times if I can't use my current username for whatever reason.

Also sometimes as a kid I would use my name + the hedgehog

If your boogers are dark, you should see a doctor.

poo_shooter3

I have no idea

That's a pretty good story user.
Do you look up to that person?

That's fucking amazing.

wtf is glomp
how does one glomp?

Alexithymia because it was a name of a song by a band I really liked.

Almost everyone thought I was a guy called Alex, which is kinda funny since that's my brother's name.

How young are you?

I can't post it otherwise you would google it and find naruto fanfiction

Saw terminator 2
random robot skeleton head.jpg
>reapermachine

>he knows what glomping is
im sure youve glomped many a boys mr cybersex

sephirothyoona was one of the first ones I can recall.

Used it on neopets.

pichu44 or lucky13sniper

Not even a guy, I'm just saying that if you're over 25 you probably know what glomp is through proxy if you were using the internet 10 years ago.

or blackout42/482?

That's fucking nasty dude.

lilsmartrat

My mom's nickname was rat, and I was the smart one. she helped me create this name

20 and NEVER heard of anyone say glomp or use it in a sentence
ive only seen it get used ironically here on the chins

>my name+the hedgehog
Reminds me of my first username, or the first I remember anyways because fuck if I know what my Runescape name was. It was Sonicfreak[random set of numbers I forgot], used it on deviantartand two tailed fox forums. Someone else had Sonicfreak[random numbers] and was a huge racist and I got in trouble for it on the forbidden forum because no one remembered his random numbers. I remember being really sad because none of the other autist wanted to be my friends

ApocWarrior

Was about 11 and made it for Diablo.

Cred Forums had a fantastic Far Side thread last week.

Immotrtitron

I still use it as my main handle, though I've truncated it to Mortron now.

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Slash93.

Like the guitar player.

Mine was retarded_4_life and I got grounded for two and half weeks when my mom found it.

I used Seibben for a while. EverQuest spit it out as a random name for a halfling. One day I told someone my character name and they said, "What? Like semen?" I changed it the next day.

>new
What the fuck man you still use that shit?

why would you call yourself a person of color warrior

mine was FeelsbadFeelsbadBADfeeli Bad bro xD

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shit. I forgot all about that. Nice one.

This, i've seen stuff like that before, but mostly with awful steam pages.

Exterminator_14

As you can see, I was quite an original prankster.

>Username with tacked-on numbers
>Decent

Bretty good taste

Wait, do you play BioShock 2 multiplayer sometimes? I met a player with a nick like that.

Russianpancakes

Ahonholi

this would've been great without words

EpicGuyDie I wanted to be like pewdiepie

I used to like dragons when I was very young, mostly because of Spyro. I don't remember the name exactly, but my first usernames must have been vaguely Spyro related. After that, I tried to write the name Feyrbrand, the jade dragon from Legend of Dragoon, from memory. I got the name terribly wrong, but it was always available and I used it for many years.

Nah it was not just one single person, shit just got thrown around for like 20 seconds before they decided on a name and someone leaned over and wrote it in right quick.
Besides, I barely even remember in specifics who the people were, and my brother has long since lost contact with them.

Since when were you a namefag?

Dragons are good things to like from a young age.

>YuGiOhKing93

mewtwo2325

i just liked the pokemon a lot

>walkin15
>that reasoning
>dads face when

Mrloonytoony78

Here's a (you) for you too. ;^)

I was

>BlitzkriegZZZ

because my name starts with a Z

Mammoth64.

My friends dubbed him Mammoth.

They hated his counter. They also hated his tipper.

>They still do.

Was he right or did you get a new car in the last year?

bigosux

I really hated The Big O at the time. It's actually pretty good.

Bl00dsH0TSH4D0W I even had it carved into my 360 controller

X_scott_peterson_x

hysfer

Don't remember what site, but it told me I needed a unique nickname. I didn't know exactly what unique meant at the time, so I just assumed that it couldn't be a real word so I made something up.

KrazyFatty94

>be like 13 or younger
>really like dragons
>go out to buy vidya
>here's a vidya with dragons in it
>"excuse me! in this game, do you befriend or kill dragons?"
>"uh... kill them, I think"
>put game away
>tfw couldn't find vidya where I could be bros with dragons
It was a weird time.

I used to run around as MILK&COOKIES when MovieBattles 2 was super populated

Imagine being a kid right now and playing Scalebound. I feel that game doesn't get the attention it should get.

mine was megakirby7 or dood so high

picomazuma991

better than me
>made my username arabthunder88
>mom finds out
>gives me a wierd look, was banned from her computer after that

There's nothing wrong with wanting to be friends with dragons instead of brutally butchering them. It's just a shame that even fiction books rarely get it right.

>playing Scalebound
>right now

Aside from the part where it doesn't look like a good game, most kids who are interested in dragons likely won't own an Xbox One. Even if they do, they'll be playing Halo or COD or something since that's what kids do now.

Don't know much about it, watching a gameplay video of it right now. Looks like something I might have enjoyed.
>you can command the dragon to attack specific locations or targets while you do something else
ok now I know that I would have loved that. Looks neat.

my very first one was skullpirate1 on aim. mercenary1 on runescape then i switched to another name for psn. I went through a couple names after that but in the end switched back to my original psn name for everything currently. I was 11 when i made the name i believe.

People are mad because the Xbone is unpopular, it will still have at least the niche following all Platinum games get.

Imagine a world where Vanquish was an Xbone exclusive

>Stick Arena
Lone.,Warrior
>Adventure Quest
Lone.,Wolf

I was 12, and cringey as fuck.

I kind of miss that old Stick Arena community though, fun times.

>tfw you look through these threads to see if anyone you know from back in the past posts here

>sexyfoxgirl
>DeadPOOL2001
>Fox_McCloud
>AntHeartless
>SparkTheHedgehog
>Alma
>RubberSocks
>Vegas

Like tears in the rain.

First name was for Ratchet and Clank 3 online.

Dragenfire3

Me, a couple of friends, and my little brother pretended we were wizards to the point we believed it ourselves. There was a wizard book at the library we took turns borrowing to prevent it from falling into "enemy hands", but I don't think we ever established who or what the enemy was. We also studied it, and all had our own familiar. Magic was just gibberish, written gibberish, thought, or music. I remember we'd sing "Here Comes the Sun" to make it sunny outside, and sing it in reverse to make it cloudy or rainy. Also made black and red swirls out of play-dough like putty and stuck them on our wall in each if our bedrooms. They were supposed to be a portal you could enter to go to the wizard world as a spirit when you're sleeping.

After a year or so we lost interest and never talked about it again.

>Ratchet and Clank 3 online

Was Up Your Arsenal's online fun? I used to fuck around on the maps alone because no wifi.

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I've been named A**Mannen everywhere
It just means A** (my name) the man in Norwegian
It's fucking stupid but i still use it

I like this one.

>My OC and minecraft character, she's a Kitsune

>The gem was surgically implanted when she was in a "hospital"

>Skype me if you want to know more.

Winxkc on Runescape 07 or so.
Winx Club was my favorite show and I just tacked on my initials.

My first username was Massdestroyer, I played starcraft day and night, people fucking recognized me in the bnet chatrooms.

No idea why I picked such a faggy name, never used it again.

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Was damanwithdaplan for a while before I fucked up my psn and made a new one with an even worse username.

Murderer876
In runescape
I was 8 or 9

My name + birth year

I enjoyed Star Fox 64 quite a lot as a kid so I made it something Star Fox related.

Changed it when I realized most people automatically assumed I was into furry shit because of it.