At least he's not watching anime

>he browses Cred Forums
>at least he isnt a virgin

>he's a virgin
>at least he isn't voting for Trump

>he's a virgin
>well at least he's not a furry

@353302208

he voing for trump
>at least he isn't autistic

Watching video games is so much worse than watching anime. Go fucking play the damn game instead of watching a pasty nerd play it.

>he's a furry
>at least he's not a lolicon

>not having a girlfriend who plays videogames AND watch anime

Sad.

>he's a lolicon
>at least he isn't a shotacon

>he's a shotacon
>at least he isn't a scatman

im the scatman

>Having a girlfriend and not an FWB
Plebs.

This is the best and worst post I have seen all month.

>his only hobby is watching tv
>he doesn't play videogames, except WoW when it came out
>tells me he really likes "reading"
>he actually hasn't read anything in years but listens to audiobooks in the background
>turned into the biggest entitled pussy I've encountered in my whole life
>complains about working a 4 hour office job that an ape could do, for 6k a month and he even thinks thats not enough
>his phone and car broke on the same day and he literally started crying that this is too much stress for him to handle
>now he even started to watch anime

I want to break up with him for being such a tool, but he's my best friend, what do I do?

youtube.com/watch?v=y6oXW_YiV6g

can you suck my nipple?

let me analyze this post:
>@
>voing
>no meme arrow on first line
>calls other autistic

wow dude

>gf doesn't mind me watching anime,actually enjoys watching stuff like jojo with me
>doesn't enjoy when I play vidya because says I get too sucked
thankfully I know how to put the bitch in her place.No one gets between a man and playing god hand

>ZE BA BA BADA BOOP
Fuck, I've got to listen to it now.
youtube.com/watch?v=y6oXW_YiV6g

Rape his ass

Tell him the ways you think he is shitty and say that he should try to improve himself.

Stop being gay

>letting flying rats climb on you

fuck his boipucci, maybe he become a better person

Yep. A lot of girls are secret anime watchers. And I mean A LOT. Not the nerdy/hipster/emo/feminst subculture types only.

I secretly expect the western anime audience to be somewhere around 80% female audience.

>>doesn't enjoy when I play vidya because says I get too sucked

Have you told her she can help you get even more sucked?

>entitled

Spot the tumblrina

Go ask

sucked in*
funny thing,she actually blew me while playing a comp match of CSGO

we didn't make a deal

>he's the scatman
At least he isn't Katia Managan

I'd rather have sex with a girl than play video games with a girl to be honest

>he's a scatman
>at least he isn't a scatfag

Wow she must be really good at multitasking

>>doesn't enjoy when I play vidya because says I get too sucked

Stop pressing xxx and yyy and xxx and yyy again, user

Just fucking make your own anime instead of watching someone elses. Jesus you're fucking retarded.

how can you tell its Sweden and not London?

>you need a waifu pillow to watch anime

>at least she's cute visually

>he watches let's players
>at least he doesn't watch ASMR

>he's a scatfag
>at least he isn't a footfag

>he has a girlfriend that hates vidya
>at least she isn't a feminist

I'm female yall

I wouldn't use it lightly, but he thinks he's some starving office salary man, eventhough he came from a millionaire household and didn't have to work for 30 years until now. Even thinking his current salary is too little.

>his car broke
Should've bought Japshit or EDM. Never touch that US shit unless it's Foxbody

My old roommates wife doe's nothing but watch game grumps and anime, she has an indentation in the fucking couch she sits there doing it all fucking day.

>he's a footfag
>at least he isn't a pawfag

>I'm female
you know the rule.
now or gtfo

The way the boyfriend is described. Dude is definitely homo, much like the poster.

And no, wearing girls' clothing does not make you a girl.

>he's a pawfag
>at least he isn't a vorefag

>he is a pawfag
>at least he isn't a tilefag

You're both right, he's from a nordic country.

Holy shit I never saw this connection.

>Bird hate coming from catfag
Birds are pure, cats are not

YOU TAKE THAT BACK

I don't think I've ever seen a thread get derailed into not vidya as fast as this shit.What the fuck is going on with you fags today?

>he's a vorefag
>at least he isn't into... whatever the fuck this is

>he's a vore fag
>at least he isn't a melting foxes that smells like feet fag

>his gf isn't the shy introvert of the class which despite reading manga isn't fat or doesn't have acne
;__;

>he has cancer
>at least he isn't Anthony Burch

Doesn't stop you from fucking him in the ass

those first 6 lines is how i actually imagine 90% of the current "millennials"

meanwhile im suffering the Sam Hyde dilemma

(College didn't work out and now your stuck living with single mom, working a dead end job praying for minimum wage to go up all the whilst I've acquired an awful case of the "red-pill rage" along with the bitterness of the entire situation thats making me into a unlikable person apathetic person un-able to express emotion properly )

this fucking sucks.
I hate people who actually get to live like this and listening to people whine about inane shit .

I was at the finish line or my childhood-teen life and I fucking tripped now nobody's offering a helping hand. I am so ready to just blow my brains out or something if things dont get better within the next year

/rant

I tried making a Ring Runner thread and it became about everything but Ring Runner then got deleted.
Not quite as fast as this, but this thread was predestined to become not-video thanks to a funny extensible title.

>I want to break up with him for being such a tool, but he's my best friend

What the fuck user? I bet you can't name one negative thing about Anthony Burch.

some couples have zero social life outside their relationship

You seem to despise him and he seems to be a manchildren. Why are you even asking us?

This.

Tile guy please leave

>couple
>"best friend"

that analogy literally makes no sense

>Weebs are this delusional

>gf is short, stacked, hime-cut, idolfag, and touhou cosplayer
I found the one

I want to live in Japan but i don't even watch Anime and will just get ridiculed for it. Fucking weebs ruin everything

they could've been best friends before the relationship or she could consider him a best friends and date can't she?
mine says this and has friends still.I think it's cute

here is my assumption
>be person with not many friends
>have best friend
>start dating best friend
>you two hang and do things together with a few extra benefits
>get closer than other friendships
>too much fun
>don't want to break up and risk losing that person's affection

>he's a chakatfag
>at least he doesn't want to stick his dick in a constellation of pure degeneracy

>A.K.A. beached whale

I'll let you believe what you want, I'm happy with her