Mfw my RP guild's leader tries to ERP with me

hmm... I wonder who could be behind these posts.

uhhhhh

>tfw all these shortstack threads on Cred Forums recently

God bless.

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I mean yeah, you can get a Gnome girl...if you prefer second place.

>better tech, better girls, AND better merchants

how can gnomes even compete?

Women don't ERP, which makes you all homos

>thicc femgob
that sounds fucking disgusting, like something you'd spit out after smoking a pack.

>Shortstack is not a tag in panda

Sure I can type goblin but a tag that combines them all goblins, imps etc.would be better.

Gnomes look more Jewish than Goblins any day.

If I had to compare a fantasy race to Jews i'd say Gnome before Goblin.

Gnomes get to fug spacegoats.

gnomes pisses me off, they're my main target in outdoor pvp camping

>tfw the first ever ERP was with a girl
>she said I was super good at it
>kept bugging me for ERP
>I actually had to stop playing that character to avoid her
>tfw I was a virgin back then

>better tech
Wrong.
>better girls
Wrong.
>better merchants
Nah, they're just scam artists.

Three strikes you're out.

Trolls are cute.
rip

>best "gnome" is actually a dragon
lmao

>ERPing with gnomes/goblins on WoW

Disgusting. Only fanart makes them bearable.

incorrect, but specifically
>cabbage patch kids are somehow better than legit shortstacks

no

I always wonder what weird things went wrong with someone that they are sexually attracted to height impaired ugly green things. Just as bad, large headed short things that look like Disney drop outs.

As far as wow goes, if you are going to get weird, at least do it with something like Belf or Nelf or even a dragonflight like Alexstrasza .

Are they ever going to fucking explain how Chromie is a girl despite having a male bronze dragon's name?

i want a tauren girlfriend!

Reminder, if you don't play a dwarf/gnome to eat ass and look up skirts you're doing it wrong.

>wanting Azeroth's most used goods

fuck off with your normie tastes

Knaak was a mistake

>Implying I can't kidnap a few child Belfs and keep them at my hut until they are of age.

Yeah have some respect for her transition you problematic cis shitlord

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Meh. Get on my level.

The panda level

Not every single dragon name in the universe follows the same exact pattern, sure there are patterns to a lot of names but there are also plenty of examples of dragons named outside of the established naming rules.

elite raid progression

kek. He likes furries. I bet he made a Dranei woman so he can pretend it is a ponie.

Hey guys whats going on in this threa-

>until they are of age
You'll be waiting a fucking long time might as well go ahead and go for it

If you aren't on Horde and getting smashed by masculine cock, you are doing it wrong.

Pffft. Draenei. They're not even furries. Get a load of this guy

I'm doing it right

one of the most common change in our language is male names being adopted for use by females

its probably unintentional but fits perfectly with the way real languages work

Bottom half of them is pony city. You can't deny they look like that one rainbow whatever from that pony show.

ASHLEY IS A MALE NAME OK DAAAAAD FUCK YOUUUUUUUU

Honest question.

How do ERP'rs get off when you know it's pic related behind a computer screen you're chatting with?

The power of imagination.
Good.

gob is love, gob is life.

Furry stuff is supposed to have animal faces and human bodies. Draenei have like... animal legs and human-ish everything else. They're like goat mermaids.

Also, every Draenei who ERPs is like a horse-dick futa monster. I'm not really into that.

Gnome girls looks like they're pissed off all the time ever since the model update.

Kool-Aid. By the fucking tanker truck.

>erp with some guy who says hes feminine, he says hes a trap or whatever
>stops coming online for a while
>get curious, look up his name
>hes some fucking neckbeard
Never again

This. Learned that shit the hard way
>Not a furry but I liked the ERP since they did the nastiest shit
>Most of them say they like anal (I' not a boy btw :^) )
>Stupid me I follow along
>Realize women hate anal
>Mfw god knows how many delusional faggots I ERPed with

And thats why I hate all gays and furfags and kicked my furry fetish.

>better tech
>it blows up and kills the user half the time

I hate the horse cock futa meme because draeneis are 10/10

If I look at hentai, I don't jerk off thinking about the fat Taiwanese guy who drew it.

Respect the art, not the artist.

littlemexicangirl.png

They even make the mage look cute.

You hate furries because you're a degenerate?

Because I don't think about the dude behind the screen. I don't care if they're a fat tumblr landwhale.

It's about me masturbating to the characters, not the person writing the character.

>Realize women hate anal

LOL!

You're not virtually fucking the guy who drew your chinese pornography

You are however making some fat, greasy, smelly, balding neckbeard hambeast cum himself