So, you're out on the town tonight, and the last character you played as is your new Wingman

So, you're out on the town tonight, and the last character you played as is your new Wingman.

How much pussy are you getting tonight?

Carlos is going to make sure I'm fucking DROWNING in it.

All the women are going to want to fuck Carlos. They're going to continue not giving half a fetid shit about you.

>Zangief
I get bottomed by the leather club two blocks down

Found the cuck

Fuck off Junpei

Proceed to get Carlos drunk and have my way with him.

>Ratchet and Clank

Huh.

>carlosposter
>getting pussy
yeah nah

Jokes on them, He only loves his sister.

Rean took all the pussy.

>Thresh from LoL

Wew

He's going to say nothing and make me look like a chump.

carlos is pure and is saving his dick for his sister

obviously he'll make sure his bros get all the pussy instead

Ratchet and Clank
I have no idea how people might react to seeing a furry lombax in real life, but some people might find clank interesting
I doubt I'm getting laid though

I don't think Tennos make good wingmans.

So which outcome do you think is more likely after they get turned down by the hot firefighter: they'll decide to bang the schlubby loser standing next to him, or they'll fuck off to another area?

Carlos will literally kill 8 billion people to make sure you get the girl.

You're getting the girl.

>literal mind reader
>that beard
>confident as fuck in spite of being blind
Died in pussy avalanche.

Carlos will get you the pussy, he is that much of a bro.

Probably lots.

...

The strongest Ultimate is trying to get me pussy, well I guess we will swim in the sea of vagina.

>warrior of light from XIV
Any chance I can fug them instead?

My character from dark souls 1. I don't think a beef jerky woman with purple hair would be a very good wingman

What?

Coach from L4D2

We gonna be a two man pussy APOCUHLYPSE

Oh fuck off, he's gonna be too busy whining about velvet. I would rather take Edgewald along

Is he the bunny as well?

None

Yeah, he gets transformed into that during his chapter in Odin Sphere

I want to fug my wingman since they're a female roegadyn

I've never played a videogame, so no one.

No one here plays video games.

Just pretend you do like the rest of us then, retard.

>Big Boss

we're both too autistic when it comes to women, so I'm guessing no pussy

>the wine doesn't move at all

Yeah, but you aren't a highly trained special ops soldier with sexy chinese spies hitting on you. Your life is way more incredibly predictable and...

huh. dunno where I was going with this.

does it make any difference if it's Venom?

possibly none but at least I'll get swole

Venom was such a bro.

>top soldier on MB
>"yeah boss, Ill be your double even if it means giving up everything"
>going on fucking insane missions that would kill mortal men
>bro-ing it up with Kaz, taking down skullface like a boss (who I suppose he is)
>capacity for interaction, as shown by the quiet rain scene and easter egg scenes like the happy birthday one

Nah, man. You are set, this guy is the best wingman you'll ever see.

Nice
I guess I should've specified which Boss

both bosses are cool m8

I know

>Harry Potter
>specifically from Chamber of Secrets
It's okay, I'll become a different kind of wizard.

An undead monk

At least it's a fem undead.

Rean took my pussy too.