Hello, I'm here for the job interview

Hello, I'm here for the job interview.

>pink hair
>corporate job
lol

jokes on you I never had a job interview and I'm 22

>Best girl
You start next week

>Pink hair
>Yellow scawl
>Alien bug eyes
>shitty colar buttons
>Holding objects like an autist
>shitty jaggy shadow
0/10, would not borrow pen from.

We don't hire YOUR kind here...

Do you know how hard it is to pose hands in blender so it looks natural when holding stuff? It fucking sucks.

How many fucking times do I have to tell you I don't hire dykes.

You're not Meiko. Please leave my presence.

Come in.

I'm sure this would be interesting.

>had a job interview two weeks ago
>didn't get hired
Th-thanks

Saturn has good taste

Who is this sperm wyrm?

What are Luka's best songs?

Leia, Palette, Iya Iyada and slump.

...

Miku's girlfriend.
The megurhythm album can be considered her "best of" album considering she isn't too hot these days.

>be neet 21 y/o
>dad tells me to get a fucking job
>okay dad
>get accepted
>dad asks what job it is
>security
>NICE!
>asks me when I work
>i get to choose when I work
>havent worked in over a year, still employed
>tfw

who here /neet sensei/ ?

>considering she isn't too hot these days.
motherfucking v4 fix when?

>have job interview
>barely let the interviewer talk
>kept talking
>my shirt was drenched in sweat because 90 degree weather
>stuttered a few times
>kept mispronouncing interviewers name
>somehow got job

I don't know what happened.

You were cute

>get job interview
>barely talk
>stutter when I do
>don't have proper clothes on
>barely look interviewer in the eye
>somehow get the job

>job interview
>"why should we hire you"

>tfw been unemployed for 4 months now
>tfw hitting that point where you read job descriptions and imagine yourself in that job and imagine all the bullshit that goes along with it so you don't even apply

Is this the hentai with the black couch?

>"why should we hire you"
JUST GIVE ME THE FUCKING MONEY

>cute girl in OP
>popular cute girl in OP
>Cred Forums has a mental breakdown