Would you accept $200 to stay locked in a room (slightly larger than the size of an office cubicle) with a xenomorph...

Would you accept $200 to stay locked in a room (slightly larger than the size of an office cubicle) with a xenomorph for two hours?

No

What's the point of having $200 if I'm going to die?

>Would you accept $200 to die?
Nah.

no, because i would fucking die.


Thats like asking if you would except 200 dollars for running yourself through a wood chipper.

I'd pay to be put in there

How horny is the xeno?

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200 Million and a hospital sized facility to survive 2hours and maybe my life wont feel wasted when i undoubtedly get ripped in half.

You can kill a xenomorph if you go limp and wait for it to come then grab it's tongue when it's trying to intimidate you and thn just punch him in it's chin.

You'll probably lose both your hands, though but

It has a strong instinctual desire to reproduce, but without the means to become a queen or move a facehugger to you it will mostly just kill you.

Is it dead? Then yeah

alright, you drive a hard bargain

Holy shit you did not think this through at all, dis you? It would fucking kill you in the first 10 seconds.

Now if you offered me $2 million to stay in entire office building (Let's say 20 stories) for 24 hours with one, I might consider it.

Does it have a vagina?

Yes. If only because I know Luke Cage is going to take back his loan for your cheap ass death game.

Fuck that I'd rather be stuck with jason voorhees, atleast I know he's slow and stupid.
It has an exoskeleton, even if it had a vagina it would not be pleasant.

No. Mature queens and facehuggers have ovipositors, but drones and warriors are incapable of reproducing, sexually or asexually.

How young are you that you think that $200 is enough to risk your life over, especially with such horrible odds?

>only two posts are "no I'll die" and "can I fuck it"
Never change Cred Forums

Would you accept $32 to be thrown into a giant wood chipper?

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maybe

Xenomorphs are like sharks or dogs you just bop it on the nose and it goes to sleep

This.

can i just be locked in the room

i mean you can keep the money

please kill me

>slightly larger than the size of an office cubicle
Do you know what a cubicle is?

I got a yellow belt in karate back in middle school, I probably could take it down with some sweet board chopping skills. Easiest $200 I'll ever make.

Is the Wood chipper turned on?

They should be paying the xenomorph to try and stay in there with me.

>fuck that

Thing has a million places to hide and stalk you. Elevator shafts, ac ducts, drop ceilings, cubicles, stairwells, etc.

It would toy with you for 23 hours and 59 minutes before ramming it's tail in your anus and devouring your face.

Is this game any good?

please tell me is not anything like Colonial Marines

>$200

can we talk about the bonus situation?

I'd go in for free tbqhf (To Be Quite Honest Family)

this

if you like locker hiding simulators

Naw bro these are the ultimate evolution of an apex hunter, they've evolved past the need for boopable snoots.

Yes.

It's nothing at all like colonial marines

if you liked the first movie i suggest you play it

If you even have to ask that question then you're fucking retarded.


And yes OP of course I would stay locked in a room with this genetically perfect piece of prime ass.

Isolation is a top tier stealth game and a mastercraft level horror game.

yeah if you like having the ever-living fuck scared out of you

not the game's fault you're a big pussy

So you're saying they have genitals, but they're basically sterile. Say no more.

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its actually very good, it's only flaw is playtime length because the novelty of the stealth mechanics wears off before the storyline concludes

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Nah, Newt survived for years surrounded by a whole horde of them roaming around, I reckon if I just hid somewhere for the entire duration of the 24 hour period, I could survive without it finding me. The risk would come from getting out, given that's part of the $2 million deal. You'd just have to find the nearest exit or window closest to you and make a fucking run for it. Even if you break a bunch of bones it would still be worth the money.

Cool, thanks!

I will buy it tonight

If we're assuming its like my porn it wants to fuck and its a hide n seek how long my balls and penis can last maybe but up the fucking price to like 60k or more.

If its the actual ones like kill fuck out of here.

Literally no one could survive more than 10 seconds in that situation

>yeah if you like having the ever-living fuck scared out of you
>not the game's fault you're a big pussy

Yes on 1 condition.
No long-lasting harm is done to my person.

I wanna fuck that ayyskelly

No, but it is full of hungry lions.

>years

more like a few weeks

if I get to fuck it then sure

>tfw no new AvP

Are you kidding? I'd pay YOU $200 to get locked in a room with that beast, can you imagine the amount of cred you'd get walking into a bar wearing xenomorph exoskeleton as armor?
Bitches would be like "no way you hunted that prime ass killing machine, you really a master level hunter, please fill my pussy with your mighty genetics oh great predator"

only a crackhead would do that

This thread sounds like market research
>$200
That's kind of a high amount for its spending power, but not life-securing amounts. Not even a billion dollars would be enough because you'd just die anyways. So $200 seems like a very specific amount for some reason...
>room slightly larger than the size of a cubicle
You mean like...

A VR space?
>2 hours
The average length for most VR shovelware games right now?

OP, are you SEGA wanting to make a VR game with ayys?

Years, weeks, it's still a hell of a lot longer than 24 hours. Also is the Xenomorph actively hunting you or is it just sort of in the building with you? For all you know it may end up doing the same thing as you and hiding out somewhere.

How many?

I'm pretty sure the killing range on that thing's tail is longer than the span of a cubicle

A Billion

A billion? Were they also thrown into the wood chipper for money? Can I talk to them and work something out or are they grouchy

Damn, this is how brainwashed the average Cred Forums poster has gotten.

Is it unrealistic how Xenomorphs are always in "murder" mode?

I mean if they're just really deadly and relatively intelligent animals they should have a lot of downtime where they're just chilling out

There was a guy who just hung out with wild grizzly bears for 13 frigging years until one of them got tired of his shit

Sure.

>yfw if you alpha up and show no fear xenomorphs don't know what to do and mostly ignore you

Yeah, I totally represent everyone on this board.

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i'm a working joe so sure.

>Would you accept $200 to stay locked in a room (slightly larger than the size of an office cubicle) with a xenomorph for two hours?

Yes.

They're made to be murder machines, it isn't natural.

Clearly OP is from some shitter 3rd world country where they would jump at the opportunity for $200

They need to eat a lot due to their metabolism.

Constantly hunting for survival.

Can you run Isolation with VR? It'd pretty much be the same thing.

What a stupid fucking question, of course not. You must think $200 is a fucking fortune.
What a dumb piece of shit.

Depends OP. Do I get to bring my katana or not?

They're usually chilling, hence why in most of the movies it's 2 hours of atmosphere and tension building and about 5 minutes of actually seeing the xenomorph doing shit.
At best they're just like giant house cats, they spend 90% of their day sleeping, 9% walking around looking for stuff to do, and 1% getting excited and trying to hunt something down because it moved.

that would make it too easy

They were bred to be extremely deadly prey, the hunting and killing of which was supposed to be a tremendous honor. So yeah, they kind of are constantly in kill mode.

>Can you run Isolation with VR?
Yes and no.


With Vorpx...
Stereoscopy works, but no head tracking and the lighting shader only renders in one viewport, so you get a headache due to those 2 compounding factors almost immediately. If you turn off that lighting, the game looks bland.

think of them like ants

good.

It's more or less just "good" on both those fronts, and you need to alter an ini file or something to make the alien ai work properly.

>cut a monster that's blood is so acidic it dissolves quickly through metal
You would just make it angry.

tut tut

prey?

>katana
>blade that can cut through other blades, battle tanks, rocks
>being damaged by acid
You don't think much, do you bud?

You're becoming hysterical

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No, they will eat you. Also there is no money.

>would you take 200$ to have a huge chance to die

Are you retarded? only the most pathetic would go in for that fucking chump change.

>would you take 200$ to sit in a shark's mouth while it's awake and hungry

that's the kind of retarded shit you're asking.

Hell no. I would just work at my job for the same amount of time and make almost as much.