How do we fix her

Barefoot

have projectiles explode or bounce on the outside of the cone, like reins shield. Straight absorption is kind of bullshit with how fucking crazy the hit box of that null shield can be, often times nulling shit not even in the cone. The or make it much more obvious where the boundaries of the cone are.

Have her lose some weight.

Get a winston/tracer/genji and kill the ana?
She's fine.

Increase the drop off range on damage, she has reaper's range with not ever a fourth of the damage

>how do we fix her
Her SFM is fine. It doesn't need fixing

BIGGER

SURROUND HER WITH BIG PHALLIC OBJECTS TOO

Ana can 1v1 genji and put winston to sleep.

this, please

Faster, less floaty ult deploy
Ult damages around corners/behind light cover
More sexy fanart

make her actually do damage
I mean I know blizzard doesnt want to but thats probably all she needs

nothing to fix

Pretty much this, D.va's the only thing people pick Zarya for. Even when D.vas not there at the start they'll still pick her just in case

make her critbox smaller. thats it.

>52 Eliminations

good god

Get rid of the slowdown while firing. She has great damage but it's impossible to actually use it because literally anyone can just back up and you can't do shit about it.

Shrink her critbox.

Make her ult only partially blocked by barriers. Her ult does 1000 damage so, for example, if Winston puts his bubble around it then it would break the barrier and then still do 400 damage after that.

As long as Hog and Zarya are in the game, there is no fixing her.

D.Va beats Roadhog 1v1

normally you get the vet to do it for you

I'd be happy if she could move a bit faster when shooting in her mech. She's supposed to be super mobile yet comes to a crawl when firing.

nothing needs to be fixed.

Bring out the big guns.

>RECONSIDER THESE!

>dva is the only thing people pick zarya for

No, people pick zarya because shes great in every situation

>it's a "small creatures pilots a bipedal mech" character

Worst trope, can't even be original with it. I'd say dva fits into the trope as well.

lol just lol

>gremlin piloting a mech
They aren't even trying to be subtle.

moer porn

Trust me its not that hard with d.va, the fact that you don't need to kill shit to get elimination and she has rapid fire shot guns that don't need to reload means she gets a bunch of 10% eliminations and such.

Kill tumblr and ban faggots that post gremlin D.va.

Smaller critbox
Can walk while shooting
Revert matrix nerf

I agree. She has armor but can get peppered down easily.

Fix her? I believe bitches get their tubes tied

Change her lore, so she is a teenager TS who never has had sex because shes waiting for the sex change op, but then she meets a black man and suddenly can't wait to have him inside her boypussy.

i still cant believe they nerfed matrix

make her crit area on her mech smaller

>Shit talk her like she's nothing
>Complain huge storm when they buffed her
>Then they nerf her and it's back to people talking big shit

Saw it coming really

Gremlin Dva is the only good thing about Overwatch

By posting more of her.

disgusting

delete this user

With repeating digits

My fucking gf gets potg with her ult reliably I think you just need some practise

He's right tho.

With tickle torture until she wets herself!

They increased charging time in the PTR by 20% and it hardly makes a difference. Her ult is just too strong right now but I'm not sure how they can change it too much without making it useless. Either way until they do 3x3 is here to stay.

he right

He can break her mech in 2 shots

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make her not a gook, triple her damage

let her have the froggie D

Just boost into him the moment you he pulls you in and you'll survive the hook combo then you just DM his shot gun while he waits to get his hook back, shooting him between reloads. Your really only screwed if he's gotta a chance to drink up, but what will actually happen is that team will break up that 1v1 eventually regardless of the drink. Not to mention pistol mode and the nuking the mech once pulled

t. Shit D.va Players

>t. bronze

>playing ranked

delete this
lucio is pure!

Being good or bad won't make her cribox smaller.

Yet the critbox isn't that big a problem if you're good.

I love spamming that voice line. I put it on middle mouse for easy access. It seems to really get under everyone's skin.

Plus, her critbox is much smaller when she's out of the mech. I find her to still be quite useful in different ways without the mech and I think Zero Suit D.va is wildly undervalued.

>52 assists
>doesn't post game time
It's just a shot from a comp game that went 4-5 rounds.

Any of these really. D.Va is good right now but lacks that certain unf factor that really makes her enjoyable for me.

So we conveniently ignoring how that d.va out dps'd everyone on her team since you wanna pull the "Assist card"?

give her an E skill that shoots a laser that deals damage based on how much of her shoot down charge she has. Increase the amount of max charge she has. Make her ult kill her

reduce spread
increase ult damage

D.va as a whole is undervalued. She ain't got much but give her a chance and play her just right and she can make magic happen.

play paladins

Jesus christ nobody cares that you did really well in a 1500 SR game as D.Va. It has nothing to do with whether or not the character is good/bad, you're just trying to derail the thread and jerk off to your own scoreboard.

Not my match though

I fucking LOVE gremlinposting.

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People pick Zarya because she is:
- hard to kill
- hard to kill anyone she watches out for
- can survive any oneshot including ults with shield
- anyone else can survive any oneshot including ults with her shield
- she becomes death destroyer of worlds if is unchecked for a longer period of time
- can mow down anyone through reflect / deflect
- her ult alone is pretty much a guaranteed cap / team kill
- small frame for a tank
- health regen for a tank

>in that rank zone where Zaryas are amazing but people.cant play around her
Help

>winning
>overtime
>NERF THIS
>defeat

you're not good faggot

by juicing her

Have her get fucked by a bunch of girls with big fat futa penises

>winning
>overtime
>*ching chong gibberish*
>still in overtime but we're all now frozen
>defeat

>winning
>rahium buwetek
>rye ge noki wu koreu
>entire team dies
>defeat

>walking back from spawn during overtime, 4 of my teammates on point
>FIRE IN THE HOLE
>please to god someone shoot it
>please don't be retarded
>please we have a fucking soldier 76 he can shoot it
>quad kill
>defeat
>PLAY OF THE GAME: JUNKRAT

Ana's ult simply does too many fucking things.

>Damage boost
>Damage reduction
>Movement speed

Removing one of these things would probably fix it.
I think they should remove the movement bonus because you can't even effectively avoid her ult unlike most ults in the game because whoever gets buffed is just way too fucking fast.

youtube.com/watch?v=tTjmgu1yv_0

Get batdog in there m80

>it's a PASS INTO THE IRIS episode

>there will never be a true ssbbw character

People like you should be hung

How about a minor change to her ULT... say.. pressing the ult button activates it, but she does not eject from her mech until it's released?

And dies if still in the mech when it detonates?

A little damage boost on the guns
I feel like I'm throwing spit wads at bad guys

What was the headshot crit mult again?
2x?
Reduce it to 1.5x

by discussing this in the blizzard forums or your general

getting tired of seeing the same 6 threads 60 times a day

>Fucking Tumblrinas don't know what Umaru is, so they call it a Gremlin.

>a picture that's literally 1 second from depicting guro involving a Korean girl having her womb basted into nothingness through her spinal cord
>...666.jpg

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Umaru and Gremlin are too different things. Umaru d.va has that bunny/hamster cloak thing and is drawn to loon like Umaru from the show. Gremlin is always just crudely drawn kitty face d.va

For

So was hanzo, so was genji, so was mccree, so was lucio, so was roadhog. Fuck blizz balancing team

Well, you actually explained it in a way that makes sense. Good job, user.

It's what I do, it's what I live for

Is this better?

Undo the fucking dm nerf. Fix the dyke's laser beam so it actually gets affected by armor.

Stop her ult from being a hitscan. The real question though is when will Tracer finally be given a decent throwing arm for her ult?

I got 42 with Zenyatta once. Granted it was on a KOTH game that went for 4 rounds, but still.

What's so great about this? I get in the 50's pretty consistently with Reaper.

this erects the benis

Tell me again why she's the only character in the game who needs no reload. I'm tired of every encounter turning into a dance, a dance of me hitting her from the sides and back. She's easily one if the more OP characters in the game

Because she does 1 damage per pellet and can't move?

Because she's extremely easy to flank and get behind while she's firing because she can't move for shit. And when she ejects she's as squishy as Tracer except she can't blink or recall, so she's easy pickings.

>Tl;dr git gud

Make her faster and her boost faster, too, pretty much. She should move even while shooting.

Remove Zarya from the game

She's the second best tank and can counter nearly any ult at the press of a button. She's fine.

Her only relevance in the current meta is that she combos well with Zarya.

Remove the damage reduction

That's simply not true. Her Defense Matrix even after the ever so slight nerf is still incredibly good and can be used at almost any time, and as long as she is around almost every offensive ult is nullified purely from her existing. That and her damage still outclasses Winston and she can chase people very easily with her flying, which also allows her to get away easily as well.

Plus with the whole second life ordeal she can contest points very well too.

Defense Matrix also isn't nullified instantly by things such as Bastion and Junkrat like Rein's shield is.

Fuck you, she needs a buff if anything.

You guys just need to git gud

>D.Va main telling others to git gud

You and Mei mains are the game's biggest cancers

Nah she's way too overpowered as it is. A serious nerf is in order. A good Zarya is fucking impossible to bring down.

Pick Reaper
Pick Roadhog
Pick McCree
Pick Mei
Pick Pharah

The game is in a solid place right now but Blizzard really needs to start paying attention to the broken heroes in order to make it actually balanced and competitive. The changes are obvious and simple.

>Soldier-76
>Increase damage slightly
>Remove audio cue when ult is activated

>Reinhardt
>Charging into an object without a pinned enemy now stuns you for 1 seconds
>Ult cost increased by 30
>Can no longer jump

>Mei
>Can no longer context when frozen
>Ice wall HP reduced to 300 per chunk

>Torbjorn
>Damage and accuracy reduced
>Turret now has turn speed

>Dva
>Can now boost and shoot
>Defense matrix now increases her ult charge based on the damage it counters

>Ana
>Biotic grenade no longer stops healing
>Tranq duration reduced to 2 seconds like all other stuns

>Zenyatta
>Total health reduced to 125, 100 armor and 25 shields

Pharah is the only one on there that can counter her. The others would attack her until she bubbles herself and then they die.

post overbuff

Spotted the gold tier Genji main

>7 in the afternoon, half asleep, count the cars
>All I think about is you constantly, that's the hard part
>Static on the line, I hear it all the time
>But I'm quiet when you make me fade

What did she mean by this?

>Her Defense Matrix even after the ever so slight nerf is still incredibly good
If I want a good shield that only keeps up for a little bit I'll take Zarya

>she can chase people very easily
not when she starts shooting. She slows to a crawl and if you are at arms length away she does fuck all damage, wiston doesn't have that issue and also has great movement abilities

>whole second life ordeal she can contest points very well too.
Great, you get a shittier Tracer taking up a slot on your team

>Defense Matrix also isn't nullified instantly
And it doesn't last even a quarter of the time his shield can

The more you post the easier it is to tell you're not very good at the game.

Roadhog can out damage her pretty easily if you play smartly. Wait for her to use her barrier, hook her in, she's as good as dead. She can't burn through your 600 HP fast enough.

Reaper is the tank killer and honestly with him it's better to shoot her barrier simply because it will go down after one shot allowing you to use your other shots to kill her very quickly

McCree is probably the weakest one against her on the list, but still plausible. Plink at her from afar with headshots.

Pharah you already said

I'm glad you're not in charge of balance

I should also warn I'm the 200th Widowmaker on console.

>still no Sombra
>MIGHT get her this year
>MAYBE another map
>only 2 heroes and maps in the first year of release

What the fuck is the rest of Blizz doing? Majority of them were working on Titan, but that got scrapped and the pieced got turned into OW, so what the fuck are the rest of Blizz doing?

Difference is that a good Dva can absorbed pretty much all projectile ults including Zarya and Mei's. And again, a good Zero Suit Dva can get a number of kills easily.

Then again this all hinges on whether theyre good or not. So you've got some points.

>Ana
>1v1 Genji
Are you fucking retarded?

>Reinhardt
>Can no longer jump
Why is this so funny

Give her a penis

Any balance suggestion list that doesn't mention Zarya and Pharah comes from people who don't actually play the game.

HOW 2 GET GOOD AS D.VA?

All I want out of life.

This is comp, by the way.

>Nerf Zarya boohoo
Fuck off and suck her russian big dick faggot

Why would you want Tracer on the payload? I could understand Genji because he could be a decent deflector, but Tracer is basically guaranteed killed in the crossfire

Fuck off with this shit game. Get fucking relegated to a single /vg/ thread like all mass appeal trash deserves.

>Pharah
She needs a serious buff.

We got a fucking celebrity here, people.

I'd crit her box if you know what I mean.

> Dva can absorbed pretty much all projectile ults
Zayra's at worst is enough to take the edge of whatever comes and by that time powered up enough she will get the kill

>And again, a good Zero Suit Dva can get a number of kills easily.
a good player with whatever character can get a few kills, doesn't change you are taking up a spot as a shittier tracer when you could be a character who could make a real difference

>Then again this all hinges on whether theyre good or not.
At the best of times she was sort of viable but a worse pick than a signficant amount of characters

Halloween update for October, Sombra update/news at start of November/in November.

First week of November includes both Blizzcon and the Mexican day of the dead. Use your head, it's pretty fucking obvious.

So they announce the release in November for Cinco de Mayo?

>Reduce her crit hitbox
>Either make her move a bit faster while shooting or increase the range before her damage takes a shit
All she needs.

>Zarya
Max charge gain from each shield reduced to 30, charge decay reduced slightly
Maybe flip 50 of her shield into health too.

She just needs a rework. Her kit is cancerous.

Just shoot people from behind, use your defense matrix and boosts properly and don't use your Q as soon as you get it you dumb nigger.

You know I wasn't expecting a walkthrough point by point or anything but >use your defense matrix and boosts properly

>She just needs a rework
I think her shift should be changed entirely, that coupled with giving her more speed in the air and making her fire rate slightly faster plus 50 armor to her healthpool is all Pharah needs to turn into a great character.

youtube.com/watch?v=lyEwJKWHnSY

Here is a comprehensive guide:
Step 1: Don't be an idiot
Step 2: Her weapons are shotguns, use them close to other enemies
Step 3: Use Defense Matrix to you give an edge in battle by waiting until the enemy has to reload
Step 4: Use Defense Matrix to absorb ults and give your team a huge advantage in team fights.
Step 5: Zero Suit Dva has the smallest hitbox in the game, jump around and deal f-tons of damage to smaller characters with her gun, dont forget to melee.
Step 6: You'll get you mech faster being alive than dead.
Step 7: Acknowledge the fact your ult is a zoning tool that can get 1 or 2 kills at most.
Step 8: Fuck step 7 now, start using air bursts to get more kills and work on timing to get whole team kills
Step 9: Learn where healthpacks are so you can Jet Boost to them, also you can knock people off with the boost to get enviro-kills.
Step 10: Dont be a Idiot.

>asking the internet for balancing advice.

Literally the only thing worse than this games devs balancing it would be internet balancing.

It doesn't matter anyway Overwatch is a completely dead game. More people watch it on twitch than play it.

Ohhh and I forgot, getting into Dva's mech from Zero Suit gives you about 1.5 seconds of i-frames you can dodge ults with.

For example, an enemy Zarya ulted me then the enemy Dva ulted. So I timed it and hoped into my mech and dodged the damage from the enemy Dva's Ult.

This game needs a DOT character

>I can beat Roadhog if he fails to shoot me before I boost, blows his entire magazine into my defence matrix, and then I use my ult after he hooks me again

That's true. I dint have trouble with d vas so I don't have to worry about getting gud, but I still find her an annoying high priority target. It gets tiring forcing her out of her mech and killing her, especially when no one else on my team wants to

fuck i always love it when people come into threads with these horrifically idiotic balance ideas that they legitimately actually seriously think are good, and 100% of the time without fail they either nerf a hero into complete unusablilty, or make them horrifically overpowered, and it's clear it's based on their favourites or on heroes that make them butthurt ingame because they're too dumb to deal with them

I've read this doujinshi!

bullshit

>doesn't change you are taking up a spot as a shittier tracer when you could be a character who could make a real difference.

Your making mountain s out of nothing. A good Zero suit D.va with kills under her means she well on her way to getting then she can go back to tanking. Her losing her mech doesn't mean she's wasted slot if takes her almost no time to get her mech back because shes doing that well.

Is there a delay or something when activating defense matrix?
I had a game earlier where i tried to matrix people who got hooked by hog but he just killed them anyway. It played the animation and sound for blocking his shot but apparently it didn't.

wtf, she is perfect now

stop crying and git gud

Test it yourself man, Ive used it so many times to dodge reinhardt stuns and instant activation stuff.

Yeah exactly, not to mention getting back into her mech from Zero Suit charges her nuke ult a heap too

bend her over with 2 friends and fill all three holes until she's too weak to continue fighting back.

then tie her up in a public restroom and allow others to have your left overs.

did this question really need to be asked when the solution is so simple? same way you fix all females really. Break them.

That's what you do though, but to put into more detail, boost to keep you self moving in mid fire fights so they can't fix on you critbox so easily as well as push them around abit, DM only for fatal things, pick a target and commit to that one person, don't move break your focus for every interruption. Most of all save ult for opportune moments especially get in to launching and arching if over walls, don't care how anyone tries to claim how they are to smart for it, you can still get them, and even if you don't your forcing then to hide and move off the objective, so pretty "Nerf this for the team, not for for yourself "

t. bronze

you wanna link us or what?

What if his pronouns were accepted because sjws won the 50 year war and this is the case? :^)

>Tell me again why she's the only character in the game who needs no reload.

Reinhardt also doesn't reload

3rd person mode out of mech and nude mods

Yeah pretty much, even though you're clearly ignoring the "SHOOT HIM WHEN HE RELOADS" part

Bigger Boobs.

Source

Yes, but unless he's an idiot and blows his whole magazine into your matrix, he will take out your mech before he needs to reload. It does like 200+ damage per shot and you have the world's biggest crit box.

>hardly makes a diff
thats what everyone said about the mercy change until she dropped out of the meta almost entirely and then they had to increase her single target healing by a shitload to compensate

20% ult charge decrease is huge and shitters can't into relative change

where is dvas crit box?

I always hit the fuckin thing but apart from the general "face" area where is it exactly?

It's like the entire front of the mech body

What makes you think I'm gonna stand there to let him get cleans shots on that box? He can either blow his clip via DM or or straight missing,not saying that he always gonna have bad aim and miss all his shots, but if he thinks to hard about it he's only giving himself more openings.

The mech ' s windshield pretty much her critbox

>What makes you think I'm gonna stand there to let him get cleans shots on that box?

Cause you move like a fucking snail whenever you shoot. You literally cannot damage him without exposing your giant critbox to him and remaining almost stationary, unless he's a dumbass and blows all of his ammo on misses or matrix.

What makes you think I'm gonna hold down the trigger to walk at a slow pace, instead of just baiting him to shoot with quick burst?

Its not her, its zarya. Its basically turning even more into a moba. They need to nerf everyones hp and up damage by everyone. Dirty bomb had kind of the right idea. Of all the dps characters, only 2 are viable. Gengi and mcree. The only reason i kept playing was because of the aimers. Now its just ult counters which contrary to everyone saying it takes skill to build ults it really doesnt.
Lets also talk the input lag which is still prevelant at high fps's. They dont want a good aimer to be able to carry and will do anything to make it easier for babbies to keep up. Dps isnt even in the meta atm. If your dps class isnt in the meta youve got srs balancing issues.

Who in their right mind wants to watch 3 tanks and 2 supports let alone play it. They need to remove some heroes ults entirely in exchange for better stats.
Soldier was literally nerfed because of macro scripts. Thats what happens when you have no movement or shooting mechanics.

Because Roadhog has 600 health and D.va has one of the lowest DPS in the game. You'd be there all fucking day.

you don't want to know
it's for your own good

There's also headshots plus close range I could work with. I've done this dance quite abit. Sometimes I win, sometimes I lose. Like said earlier I'm really only screwed if he's got a drink on him but I can turn it around easily if I can trick him in to hooking me with a nuke on hand or just nuking when covers too far for him to reach

>Like said earlier I'm really only screwed if he's got a drink on him

taking a sippy only has like a 7 second cooldown on it

if you're talking about a 1 on 1 then he will definitely have it

Also, you aren't screwed. Unless he hooks you when you're already low, you shouldn't die to Roadhog. You should just fly away. Trying to kill him is stupid. Just leave.

hentai2read.com/emergence/

can't find it on a less cancerous site but there you go, enjoy

fucking normie.

Yeah 1v1 one's in general are never accurate facts of what will happen in game because the two in question will almost never never meet each other on even terms (max heatlh, 0 zero ult at start, no cool downs used yet, even playing field, etc.)) Still the match up just isn't all that impossible.

she is a tank using an assault rifle

she will never be fun to play ageist

Give her a hanbok