Have girlfriend

>2.8gb of Big Boss porn

haha, can you prove it??? hahah im not gay or anything just curious haha

Tell her that it's Venom Snake, not Big Boss

That should but you another 24 hours

Fulton Extract her back to motherbase.

Surely she has some S++ Skills if she has convinced you to leave the Boss our Lord and Saviour behind.

It's the only answer, I dont know the laws about Fraternisation on motherbase, But she'd be a great addition to the support team.

Tell her that Big Boss is you, and you are him

We were always with THEM

FTFY

Now do you remember? Who you are? What you were meant to do? I cheated death, thanks to you. And thanks to you I've left my mark. You have too - you've written your own history. You're your own man. I'm Big Boss, and you are too... No... He's the two of us. Together. Where we are today? We built it. This story - this "legend" - it's ours. We can change the world - and with it, the future. I am you, and you are me. Carry that with you, wherever you go. Thank you... my friend. From here on out, you're Big Boss.

Simple, Become Big Boss, she will love it as you give her the Diamond Dog.

Just DIAMOND dick this slut down.

She'll forget all about it.

Tell the cunt you 'love' her too.

Bob's your uncle, m8.

>all of these newfriends that don't recognize this pasta
It's not even that old, Jesus Christ

What the fuck is this thread?
fuck that bitch Big Boss for life

I'm gonna give you some pretty solid advice, here.

I'm assuming you have a standard issue set of military fatigues and balaclava. Sneak into her house tonight, black bag her, and take her to your basement. Put on a beret, tie her up, and impress her by twirling around a handgun or, failing that, a nerf or some other substitute.
Then throw a bucket of water in her face.
Now from here on out, don't talk to her, don't console her, don't give her any sort of positive contact. Only feed her the equivalent of 1400 calories per day, do not let her sleep, and do not let her stand or move freely. Continue to waterboard her several times a day at random intervals, and only speak one question: "Who do you work for". When she answers Big Boss, she's ready. Indoctrinate her into DD. Show her the light.

>t. lonely virgin

>forsaking his race with neiman marcus
MAMAS GONNA FUKU

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>t. future alimony payer

>Get external HDD or create a Box or Dropbox account
>Upload your shit to whatever medium you chose
>Tell her you erased it

As to the physical shit you own, tell her to deal with it you ain't hiding shit. The only reason you "delete" the other stuff is as a show of good faith and that you want to meet her in the middle.

non virgin here, it's not worth it. study or work hard so in a few years when the waifu vr revolution is here you will be prepared

>rating a woman
>call her a 7/10, because she's 3 points less than your ideal
>be a faggot and dump her
>go through years and years of "4-8/10's"
>realize the one constant was your faggotry and rating scale
>die alone because you failed to realize that there is no such thing as a 10/10, or even a 9/10, because that's just how science works
>because even if you found a 10/10, youd fuck that up, because love is just a chemical reaction that fades in potency over time

TL;DR: don't rate, stop complaining, and delete your folder because on her scale you're trending a 4/10, because you're q creep. She needs you at a 5/10 so that she can keep her sanity.

big boss a shit, she'd be throating n puking over your dick by now if you showed this much dedicated to solid snake

get you a suicidal twitter hoe and ask if you can have her body instead of the earth since she wants to die anyway

Are you going to let someone else make decisions for you op? Man the fuck up and tell her that big boss stays and if she doesn't like it then she can go

>making the decision to keep a Big Boss porn folder is called manning the fuck up

Only on Cred Forums

>everyone is a featureless grey blob

obviously there's more to human attraction than physical appearance but it plays a big role.
you seem to assume an awful lot about the guy based on his personal attraction to a female.

if he said she's 7/10 to him that means she's not the most attractive female to him but well above average.
that's nothing to get butt ravaged about, golly.

>love is just a chemical reaction that fades in potency over time

Naw. Lust is a chemical reaction that fades over time. Love is wanting to be with a person after that "honeymoon" phase of the relationship is over. Love is giving someone your attention and kindness not for sex, but for genuine care for the other person. And THAT can last your entire life.

And the rest of what said is true. Hell I don't even use a 10/10 system. It's pointless to judge based on beauty alone.

Love is a conscious choice that you make after the delicious chemical reactions have faded.

You can choose to love someone for any number of reasons:

>Power
>Money
>Convenience
>Utility
>Etc.

But 'loving' someone also means playing by societies 'rules' ie. not sleeping with other people, marriage, kids, house, etc.

I chose to love someone who I thought would make me life SOOOOOO much easier and it did for 4.5 years but then HOW QUICKLY THE TIDES TURN and she became a fucking anchor dragging me down into the deep, dark abyss that is life so I jumped ship.

Now I have:

>More money
>Lots of time for: hobbies, college, enjoying life
>Less drama/bullshit/worry to deal with
>Freedom to just be actual self

That last one is the best part.

You're getting a little aggressive there, you gonna take back what you lost?

It's called loyalty and passion, comrade.

Maybe one day, if you're lucky, you'll find someone who inspires and galvanizes you too.

Kick her to the curb and step up to flavor. Next time be up front about your relationship with Big Boss the moment you start dating another girl.

>he thinks you need to be in a relationship to not be a virgin

you have to be at least 18 years old to post here kiddo.

>die alone because you failed to realize that there is no such thing as a 10/10, or even a 9/10, because that's just how science works
>that's just how science works
Spoken like a true pleb. Men rating women has a great bell distribution and although rare, finding a 9/10 or 10/10 isn't hard.
Since this is a subjective rating, it can change wildly too. The 9/10 you dated last year can be a 7/10 today without changing just because your judgement isn't clouded by lust.

>blood ravens talkin smack
>about loyalty and passion
>the chapter with a master who's a daemon of khorne

Shit maybe I am amongst wizards here, have fun with your Thousand Sons masters shitlord.

How long have you been waiting to post this pasta?

Tell her big boss is dead and that you were in love with venom all along

What the fuck are you talking about?

Who hurt you

Get rid of your shit for a real snake like George Sears.

>walk into gf simulating virtual date with Jamal-kun
>she's even cooked Jamal's Favorite for him
>find out she has a 3gb Jamal-kun folder
>black dildoes modeled after Jamal-kun's dick in every state
>every Jamal-kun cd and dvd
>room full of Jamal-kun posters
>Jamal-kun daki
>eyyyy i'm lucky to have such a passionate gf :)

Just hide it and lie about it like Big Boss would.

That doesn't make any sense to me. I no longer get the butterflies but I still go mad with tenderness at the sight of my wife's face and I care about her more than anything.

This relationship isn't convenient for either of us, we'd have more money and shit if we separated. I'm not playing by the rules to please her or any of that shit, I want children with her because I love her.

You're a gold digger looking for a new mommy to do your work and chores but that doesn't mean everyone's like that.

How long have you guys been married?

I'm not saying that love doesn't exist but your kind of relationship isn't common in todays society.

Most are dead-end, dead inside, loveless, hate fueled, sex based, drug based, etc.

Good for you, senpai; I'm glad you found someone who makes you happy.

Now go have 2.3 children, buy a house and car (locking you into long-term debt) and pay your taxes so I can keep getting free college grants for life you status quo maintaining faggot.

Don't scatter her sorrow to the heartless sea.
Plant her roots in you.
Make her a diamond.

I just pictured in my mind OP coming into his room only to find Snake waiting for him, a folder in hand. He looks at OP, and throws the folder into a table, naked pictures of Snake pouring out of it. Then throws a mischievous smile at him and says: So you saw me naked...

Autism aside, where does such a fascination with Big Boss come from? Not trying to judge, just curious

>speeches, motivational posters and cosplay
Care to share?

I think we're all gay for some naked snake of you catch my drift

>solid advice

Big Boss is the biggest retard and villain in the entire series. You aren't supposed to like him. That's why in MGSV YOU get to be the Big Boss you imagine in your dumb head. He's a villain, but in your mind he's the hero so you tranq everyone and don't kill. MGSV was made so that you could create your own fan canon and is why he's not mentioned--because he's not a real character.

The only reason you could like BB is because he's wacky in 3.

>not recognizing this ancient pasta
You should be beheaded for life tbhfamalam

There was only one other user who recognized it.
Sad!

Should have went with Solid..

>erase bigboss from your life
yeah maybe you can erase all the marks... but the memories remain.

even if you keep your gf, you will forever feel this phantom pain

the fedora is strong in this one

But Big Boss literally had none of those?

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