NPC's insult you when you make a mistake

>NPC's won't make you a sandwich

Assassins creed 2

>kill them

>"friendly" NPCs berate and threaten you after you rescue them

>"don't you have to be somewhere?"

No more hugs, Will

>NPC has a leg in one hand, and a BRERR in the other

>buy No Man's Sky
>realize I've been swindled
>mfw

>playing game
>story about a cute little boy and a Nasty dude
>get true ending
>Nasty dude had a two headed cock
My mind was blown

YOU OWE ME!

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>NPC tells you something about women

oh okay

>find a secret area
>it's a pizza hut in the garage

what are some games that feature NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS

Can someone here help me find a game I'm trying to pirate on this? It's a platformer that's on either the GBC or GBA and it might be a Japanese only. I just remember it starts out on a pirate ship or something.

I'll suck you off if you help me. I've been trying to find it for hours.

>NPC starts peeing on you

>liking a brony youtuber

Disgaea

you know how embarassing it is...to have a son...

>boss deactivates the AC in the Poolhouse
>how could he be so Cruelhouse?

>he thinks that's the true ending
You missed ending E, where it turns out the story was about Will the whole time

>NPC: "this tutorial should be easy for a grizzled veteran like you, think of it as a refresher course"
>fuck it up

Why Geoffrey (Free free free free free), don't you like ponies?

>NPC says they know you from way back and give you stuff as a gift
really stuck with me from witcher1, where a guy in the first area gives you stuff because of Geralts book deeds

Mirror's Edge

stop fucking embarrassing yourselves youtube.com/watch?v=HeIkk6Yo0s8

>boss slaps you with his penis
I wish i was memeing about this part
That's what i get for not listening to Uncle Funkle

>check surroundings
>certain no one is around
>NPC pops up

he didn't insult me when i killed him

BRING HIM BACK BRING HIM BACK

yeah video game talk is stupid huh?

>Major Boss wants your bodies
>One of your party members runs away in this fight
>have to fucking fight PhillipBanks in Diabetic mode a man down
And I just gave Carlton a President Bush Phonecall, buffing his damage. How did you guys get past this part?

>unlock secret character
>he is scared of babies
>doesn't want to be your party member
>thinks you are a bowl and a closet
How come he didn't wanted me man?

>tfw failed hug qte with leonardo

just get Carlton's Carlton spell before that and use
>Carlton
>pause
>Carlton
>It's Carlton
in that order

don't skip the "clap your hands" cutscene, there is this scripted event where Philip Banks shows up to get your characters out of the prison

>I'm Henry Firth

What did he mean by this?

Lisa

Black Ops

Mr. Firth, would you please sit down?

>mission to find Geoffrey
>bonus objective: and you find Geoffrey
>bonus objective: and you find Geoffrey
>bonus objective: and you find Geoffrey

>can't unlock the secret KFC Daughter skin

>Female NPC curtsies when you bow before her
>Other emotes make her giggle

>Henry Firth
>Henry
>firth
>first
>one
>Henry "one press"
g-guys

THIS is why I switch the language to French in Furi. Cause I ain't got to put up wit that shit!

>You will never make a cute girl giggle

just say yes when he asks if you're free for dinner, them skip the cutscene before your dad has an erection
>unintentionally did this a few days ago
feels good

>Someone calls you a chicken

AINT NO ONE CALL ME A COW

>hot girls like my tweets/tumblr posts all the time
>never get fucked by any of them

I want to find Saya in my bed

>maining swindler

Oh yeah? Well, I think you're a big boy.

HEY

You don't talk to my wife like that!

>collect 50 schniskerbobers
>loot corpse
>x2 schniskerboberson
>x1 ayaaiaiaaaiaiai
It's going to be one of those games.

I SAID SIT DUOWNN!!

>Want to know more about NPC
>They tell me they're The Dude
I clapped.

>tfw tried to shoot some ball ball outside of my neighborhood

Fucking Ganondorfs.

>NPC's insult you when you make a mistake
>kill him for being an asshole

ROSE, I'M A LITTLE BUSY RIGHT NOWABLBUBLBLBLBLB

>try to talk to an NPC
>accidentally kill them

There goes my pacifist run

Game?

UNDERRATED POST

>emergency
>go to make a call
>the phones dead

Will!

>main character is God

>maxresdefault
>Compressed to hell and back

>fighting the final boss all day
>can't figure out how to beat him
>have to think a long, long time about just what I'm going to with him
>in the middle of the night

>hfw he never got to fuck ceasers boypussy

>NPC is weird, social outcast
>he is literally you

The fucking jingle that played when you died in Super Mario Sunshine got me so fucking tilted.
youtube.com/watch?v=uJbMruYpsQQ

>tumblr
fuck off

>NPC keeps asking for a "sandwich" even tho there is no such key item in the game

It's a transformation spell that the "Uncle Phil" boss drops

when you're being an oblivious idiot it is

>NPC is like a cross between a dikekike video and chickenwinnigesh

This gives me an idea
Hug qte with mashing to hug harder
I know you're reading this kojima

Dishonored

That it does.

>two chat options for each conversation in the entire quest line
>one will make the npc tell you to chill down
>the other will make the npc tell you to step it up

OH MY GOD

YOU'RE GOD

but how in fuck im supposed to get last hit kill when the boss gives himself a DoT "Heart Attack" that kills himself almost instantly and makes the boss to respawn at Carlton's Funeral event that happened already in the past

I just keep getting the one that puts a pizza hut in the garage, what am i doing wrong

>NPC tells me I really need a woman

>enemy is frozen in there

>the random NPC kisses you

>winning by a longshot
>suddenly NPC gives all your points to another player

fucking mario party

What's a woman?

>npc healer only has ~10 minutes per patient and fails to diagnose you properly

everyone I encounter seems so miserable nowadays

A wondrous creature filled with lies

I'm stuck on that part. I know he's in there, and we're out here, but where's the caveman?

you're in there too though

>saying the wrong thing to an NPC can completely fuck up their opinion on you and end with them completely ignoring you
>fuck up talking to every NPC and no one in town ends up wanting to talk to me
>no way to proceed with investigation
>just accuse everyone in the town of heresy and burn it to the ground, then proceed to next town
Fucking ass holes. Should have just answered my questions.

I didn't make Buddy hug Brad because she probably wouldn't have at that point.

i-is that actually a thing? for the love of god, tell me please

filename, user.

beware, it has a great story, and top tier rpg mechanics, but the combat is some of the worst RPG combat ever seen in any game ever.
It's best played on Easy, as a Priest, and by stacking the Speed Stat

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>NPC just drops dead

Dark Souls 3 Firekeeper.

>NPC talks shit about your father
>immediately asks you out after

>Go to questgiving NPC
>"Did you -- See the -- Robot?"
>glitches out every time

>NPC adopts you

> this event happens after he loses the erection buff

>complete task
>task list does not update

GTA5: every one in the game

>wondrous

Maybe when my dick is DIAMONDS but once I've blown my load, I just want to smash her fucking face in.

>you will never have adventures on the high seas in a Guided Missile Destroyer

>NPC treats you like a bro/friend 2 seconds after you get to know him
>Long cutscenes of him treating you like a bro

No, YOU fuck off, Cred Forums is my #safespace now deal with it, you misogynist cishet fuck.

>Final boss' master plan is to empty the banks, fill our streets with banks and run a bank making operation out of his banks

>your waifu adopts you

>120+ replies in

Why don't he want me man.

>not having the best of both worlds

nobody cares

>>NPC treats you like a bro/friend 2 seconds after you get to know him
>Long cutscene where of him dying
;_;

L4D2

Kek. Was waiting for that

Npc's laugh/grins whenever you make a mistake

Get her some cookies.

>NPCs laugh after killing you

Xenoblade simultaneously achieves amd avoids this.
The amount of mindless collectibles is insane, but you only ever need 2-5 of them.

>NPC refuses to help you after you killed so many NPCs.