What went so right?

What went so right?

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it was ok. it didnt really improve upon anything from HR.

also runs horribly and crashed every time i tried to load a save.

It wasen't. I refunded it.

>We live in a post-Deus Ex 3 universe
>We live in a post-Fallout 4 universe
>We live in a post-XCOM 2 universe
WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN
I don't mind them being disappointing
But them being forgettable hurts

IN WHAT UNIVERSE DOES WAS HAVE AN E

MD is pretty much the same as HR

xcom 2 is better than 1 putting performance issues aside

>take a good series
>keep making bad games
>series can never die

wat

Nobody does level design, exploration or art direction as well as these guys

Palisade Bank is a masterpiece

>gives achievement for sequence breaking
>doesn't let you go through with the sequence break

>image jpg steven universe post
get that ass banned

Wase has always had an e. What are you talking about, that's the way it always wase

Next you're gonna tell me the name of that children's book wasen't "The Berenstain Bears"

I was talking about Eliza, I don't give a shit about the game.

>waifags

this should be an instant ban

That's the image you chose fucking kill yourself

Eliza is a whore for news

explain this meme

...

Steven Universe is a mediocre kid's cartoon that became a meme on Tumblr, where it's most popular. The people that enjoy it are mostly tumblrites, post-ironic hipster "nerds".

Images are given the filename image.jpg when saved on an iPhone - thus, people who post them are likely posting from iPhones.

Combine these two factors, and that person is a Tumblrite posting from an iPhone. Additionally, mobile posters generally post lower-quality posts, evade bans at a higher rate, and drag down the quality of the community in general. Thus, it follows that the aforementioned poster shouldn't be here, and so others have replied to inform them of that fact.

Hope that helps.

>all these literally guaranteed replies

Megan was a better waifu and you know it

Don't be ridiculous, guaranteed replies were banned under the (You) Rationing Act of 2015. The International (You) Reserve enforces this.

autism

does anybody know if we're getting a total of 2 or 3 DLCs for season pass?

I'm gonna be pissed if it's only 2, system rift was short as fuck

Thanks for the (You) friend, here's one for you too.

What's wrong with her skin

Shes not real :(

So you haven't played human revolution I guess.

There is another one. Might be longer, since it's out in winter or next year or so. But knowing Square it's 5 hours for 15 bucks again.

Literal GOTY.
I cant believe how much good it is, I didn't enjoy a game this much in years

Better than HR even though less iconic (no piss filter or world traveling), microtranscations are joke but since game is not designed around them it's just glorified paid cheats, ending was WTF, Jensen's stories would be fine for stories after MD or shit like The Fall Part 2, so far there are two missions (one shit and one good) literally ripped from second visit of Prague, most of side missions are amazing, performance and DX12 is total crap as of now, loading times are insane if you don't have SSD.

It's second best deus ex game after the first despite it's massive flaws, but it's not worth 60 bucks, but it's worth your time.

you're waifu isn't real, even within the game

Not buying it

>it didnt really improve upon anything from HR

That's what everybody says before going back to HR after a MD playthrough.
Mankind Divided improved EVERYTHING from Human Revolution

except for the story

Yeah, it really hurts that it's part 1 of 3, you really notice it while HR felt more "complete"

bullshot/10

no shit?

Why is there so little Eliza porn

Holy shit source.

rule34.paheal.net/

Is there a tag for women in hot clothes having sex?

Has anyone figured out why there is a Jensen lookalike in the versalife vault yet?

Maybe because Jensen was created by White Helix Labs who were subsidiary of Versalife?

that site only tags characters, series and artist

Isn't the theory that the Jensen we are playing as is a clone, not the Jensen from Human Revolution?

Old Jensen died at Panchaea.
New Jensen is one of several clones made from his corpse after the government got its hands on it. The Sarif sidequest heavily hints at this, and the frozen Jensen is meant to confirm it.

Jensen died on that Panchaea

Why-foos.

Nothing? The game was mediocre at best.

What is her ethnicity? I must know.

>Can't romance any of them
>Can't even acknowledge Aria's obvious affection for Adam

>tfw no augmented gf

>mediocre
>literally meaning "average"
I fucking wish the average game was like this.
We should stop this meme someday

I LOVE ELIZA

Eliza is cute! CUTE!

I think she's Persian.

Probably a roach or somewhere from middle east judging by her name.

The name is beautiful like she is.

>Aria

Is that the QT guard who was mad flirting with you in a cut scene at HQ?

Oh God, she looks so fucking delicious.

I was wrek that pussy and asshole so bad they would need to be augmented.

Wow, that picture is incredibly metal.

Don't forget the newest one

the ending really pissed me off, desu. I had no build up to it at all, I feel. I felt like I was just taking out a midboss and still trying to figure out what the fuck was actually going in. I literally went WHAT THE SHIT, when I saw the credits start rolling

The bob haircut and coloring makes my penis soft.

The freckles and blue eyes make my dick DIAMONDS but that's only because I have freckles and blue eyes.

And I'm a complete narcissist.

This is the second time I've seen this mentioned. Did I actually miss this in the vault somehow or are people taking that one possible photoshop as Word of God?

I like silver hair, and blue eyes and freckles. You fuckboy

It's in the containers but you need EMP grenades to light the room a bit and see.

>tfw no psycho-augmented pussy
why even live

Eliza is Jensen's waifu. Eliza sidequest is an example of and also strongly foreshadows their present and future waifu pandering and implicates a potential "merge" ending.

>merging with your waifu into an immortal, hermaphrodite, perfect being

Maybe you shouldn't play on a potato.

white

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>Jenson

Because people are stupid and prefer to put dicks on overwatch girls


Yeah im still mad at the lack of Quiet SFM

>Quiet

>Yeah im still mad at the lack of Quiet SFM

Good

>all these cucks getting triggered over a cartoon

Grow up niggers