Are you fucking kidding me. What did I do wrong. Literally what did I do wrong here, what was I supposed to do...

>Is this because I took the money?

>Selling your daughterfu out for a few measly crowns

I think I did all of that. The snowball fight was pretty based. Also helped her swipe those horses.

Well I didn't think it was going to be so dramatic. I mean Jesus couldn't they just write me a check, they had to bring the treasurer out there to count it out with an abacus?

Maybe it's that I didn't back up Emps enough, because I remember he dieded in the ending crawl.

>not having the best ending
it seems you didn't know ciri that well after all

best ending:
>ciri becomes witcher and is happy
>nilfgaard wins the war, brings law and order, everyone is happy
>cerys rules the islands, all nords are happy

Wait until you play dlcs to realise those elves aren't even close to be badass or even decent antagonists.

>ciri becomes witcher
You mean a witch?

both, actually

I forgot to mention a couple of things

>visiting skjall's grave or not

But you pretty much screwed yourself over when you accepted the money. If you hadn't done that you would've gotten the Cire becomes empress ending.

He probably just meant they weren't your stereotypical fancy pants lute playing faglords.

No, you fucking donut, a witcher. Geralt gets her a silver sword and everything.

Witcher (female).

In the books she calls herself Witcher-Girl, I suppose the Polish doesn't translate too well.

>tfw my ciri died :(

a lot of these decision shits are bullshit, when you make them you never know the practical outcome, starting some kind of goldberg machine of unlikely things happening ultimately fucking you over.

sounds better in polish

witcher - wiedźmin
witcher girl - wiedźminka

Neither, actually

She didn't do the trials, she didnt run the gauntlet, she has no witcher mutations.

She's more of a demigoddess with a cool sword doing contracts

For most of those choice all you really need to do is not to be a fucking DICK.
Although the grand theft horses decision is fucking bullshit. I did not raise Ciri to be a thief.

>play through Witcher 3 and all expansions completely blind
>get best endings in each of them
>Ciri is off witchering, Ana Henritta and her sister made up and have hot lesbian sessions, Gaunter O'Dimm has been BTFO for the moment

Feels fucking good m8

>empresscucks BTFO once again
You deserve no better for pushing Ciri into her disgusting fathers arms.

Let's rage about not being able to fuck the Nilfgaardian twins in Novigrad

FUCK
I did visit Skjall's grave though. Felt terrible for that guy. Legit did not deserve to die.

Yeah, they were huge badasses. Skulls and shit everywhere, deep voices, somehow making the pointy elf-face thing intimidating. Even the fancy-pants behavior of like the Viceroy was offset by the fact that his homeland looks like a fucking power metal album cover.

I just don't get it. I tried to be supportive and stuff, looking at guides it seems confusing. Was I supposed to just indulge every dumb idea she had? Like when people were saying maybe she shouldn't get in the middle of the battle with the people who came there explicitly to capture her, should I have said "eh, fuck it you go gurl."
How is that good parenting, fuck.

Fuck u m8 Emyhr is hot as fuck.

I think people focus too much on the mutations. Witcher is a profession first and foremost. She has as much right to call herself one as Lambert or Eskell does. It's killing monsters that makes you a Witcher.

This is what Geralt realises in the books when he gives up the title because even though he is a mutant, he stopped doing his job long ago.

i know that feel
satisfying as fuck

>Fuck u m8 Emyhr is hot as fuck.
That's what Emyhr would rather hear from his daughter, if you catch my drift.

Still they weren't even close to be intimidating as they supposed to be. Characters talk about Wild Hunt alot but they appear like 3 times during the whole main story arc which is a huge waste of main enemy.

Or her.

It's not and she does not.

The elves killed monsters too, so did witches, the crones, humans... heck even monsters kill monsters, that doesnt make em witchers

also, вeдьмaк и вeдьмaчкa.

Or the medicine chick with the phatt ass in white orchard

Well even if you're really strong and can kill some monster you might be super weak to a specific monster that uses poison or whatever and only way to take it down is use witcher potions, which only work if you're mutated.

No shit, that's why it's so good. It measures whether you are a decent human being or worthless garbage without telling you. If you knew the end result you would choose based on that and not on how you would actually act.

Some knights and mercenaries killed monsters for living, like Crinfrid Reavers. They are NOT witchers.

Except I didn't sell her off, I took her back with me and the money was for all of us at Kaer Morhen to EAT FOOD.

If you take Emperors money I think she automatically dies. She feels it's the ultimate betrayal. That the one person keeping her tied to the world only saved her for money.

It's not about "indulging her". It's about giving her something to live for.

I agree the choices aren't very clear first time around but on reflection comments like "You don't have to be good at everything" and "This is your destiny, deal with it". Don't inspire her to return.

>actually excepting money for finding your adopted daughter

To her it seems like you did it for the money. You also missed out on that sweet black horse.

I felt like I tricked the ass. I found her because I loved her and stole his money, that he doesn't need, for us.
But that's the problem with it being a game I guess, I can't "explain" my reasoning to a character and didn't expect that to happen. AND ROACH IS A GOOD GIRL, I'D NEVER REPLACE HER.

Dude, never have kids.

Nigger Roach has already been replaced probably a hundred times.

couldn't it be witcheress or something

Pretty amusing how this guy is probably the strongest being in the entire witcher universe, yet he was still beaten by appealing to his lust for games.
Although it's creepy how he's alluded to already being back in one of the endings. Hope he doesn't keep a grudge or Geralt is fucked.

I sort of realized it was a mistake after I did it because it was so heavy-handed. It also made Geralt look like a total cuck there with his hands held out like a beggar.

Fuck. Time for another playthrough. Maybe I'll get the fucking DLCs first. Are they a part of the main story or are they separate things?

Hearts of Stone is completely separate (although you can get some comments from the main cast if you want), and can be played whenever you're at the right level.
Blood and Wine is separate as well, but it's supposed to be played after beating the main story, as it works as a nice epilogue to the whole saga.

>he's alluded to already being back in one of the endings
Excuse me? Where did he appear once again, besides obvious influence in BaW quest?

>strongest being in the entire witcher universe
He's not the strongest as theres rules and boundaries that apply to him as well which he has to abide by.
The god of boundaries is the strongest being in the universe.

If you do the witcher ending and talk to the dwarfs, they'll talk about having recently met a merchant peddling mirrors or something along those lines.

This friends, is what it looks like when someone with stunted social skills, and a warped moral perspective tries to roleplay.

These are the same people who slam videogame romances for being "unrealistic"

I finished Hearts of Stone yesterday and I still can't figure out,why did Olgeird have a heart of stone?

And why do they keep mentioning that his contract has three wishes. If he has three remaining wishes then why is he immortal and rich. Surely that was one wish he made.

>theres rules and boundaries that apply to him as well which he has to abide by

How could you let her down OP? HOW COULD LET YOUR OWN DAUGHTER DIE.

Just look at that smile..... and now shes gone... GONE

I have to replay the game and save her now...

>finish the game
>Ciri dies
>all because I didn't let her smash property that we were trespassing on

Quality writing by CDPR

>let her talk to lesbomancer with a history of mind controlling rulers alone
>breaking a man's shit for no goddamned reason

Why would I have done either of these things? Yeah, ok, I took the money, that was bad. But what the fuck with these two?

>Roach
>Girl

Someone hasn't tripped balls on extinct magic mushrooms and gone on a monster hunt yet.

He says in the ending he got it from being jaded by losing the excitement and passion in his life by being immortal and having the people he cared about dead.The three wishes are the ones that have to be fulfilled by proxy before he has to pay up his soul, not the wish he was granted initially.
C'mon son.

Jeeze, turn the knife a little harder, I'm already going to have to spend another fifty hours slogging through this shit.

>theres rules and boundaries that apply to him
He's probably made them himself because it'd be no fun to just simply take souls for many many years. Even if you're "The evil incarnate" you'll be bored doing the same shit over and over again.

>took the money

Honestly can't tell if this is b8 for a reaction. Like, how the fuck did you not know that doing something like that to your daughter is morally wrong.

>got the best ending
>complained about it

You disgust the empress

>He says in the ending he got it from being jaded by losing the excitement and passion in his life by being immortal and having the people he cared about dead.

So that makes it enough for his heart to turn into literal stone? I thought it was a result of a wish who's wording gaunter twisted but I missed.

>The three wishes are the ones that have to be fulfilled by proxy before he has to pay up his soul, not the wish he was granted initially.

He was granted riches and immortality. That's what he says. They don't mention what's in the contract, only that he has to be granted three wishes, and then meet with them on the moon

>he didnt get all the comfy endings first try

smdh tbphwy

>why did Olgeird have a heart of stone

because he was an asshole
he deserve getting his soul raped in hell for eternity

Maybe I misunderstood the premise of the game because I didn't play the first two. My impression was that witchers are mercenaries who never work for free.

Emps seemed like an asshole but he was square with me, offered me a lot of money to do a job that I wanted to do anyway. The tagline of the game was literally about being a professional, not a hero.
So yeah I took the money, I figured that Ciri being a witcher-in-training herself would understand that it was just depriving her dad of some cash. I didn't think it'd be a public humiliation, and I don't reload to fix mistakes like that, that'd be contrary to the entire point of an RPG.

To be fair while it was frustrating the ending was really good. Felt like a proper Slavic ending to a heroic story. Nobody gets what they want, everyone dies, world keeps turning.

This. 100% this. Fucker got what he deserved in the first place.

I think the issue is that you don't see anyone else hunting monsters in the game minus that small cameo with the Crinfrid Reavers and the Arrant Knights. So, pretty much in the main game they set you up to think that Monster hunting is a Witcher-only profession.
Witchers are basically monster-hunting experts that have the ability to pretty much deal with anyone on the physical and spiritual plane.
Other than that, anyone can fight a monster they just need to know what they're doing.
Which was one issue I hated in the Witcher was that i was literally the only person doing these contracts with no interaction with them

>literal stone
It's a metaphor. user, for fuck's sake.

>he didn't let her smash property of that elvish dick

oh boy you need to get that stick of your ass and learn to have fun. trashing that place was one of the best, most satisfying moments in the game.

They're riffing on the legends of the Koschei IRL.

Not Koscheis in the games and novels, which are something else entirely.

Besides, fucker was a juiced-up immortal mage, he can do whatever he wants.

The elf chick was a huge cunt, but I sort of figured it was going to be an awkward out of context thing where she's like the guy's autistic cousin or something and burning down 2000 years of research on a whim would come back to haunt us later.

The Wild Hunt was such a disappointment to me in the game, jesus fucking christ even the battle scene made me feel like they were extremely half-baked.
The game really should've just had its ending sequences and then take you to Khar Morhen for the final battle. That entire Skellige/Nilfgaard sequence killed me up.

I got the ending where you trick the emperor is this the best?

Witchers are monster hunters not mercenaries.

They hunt monsters for money, if you take money for delivering your daughter what does that make her?

It's not a metaphor.

His stone heart shatters then turns into a regular heart at the end.

It's still fucking odd.He probably didn't want his heart to turn into stone, it just did. It would make sense if Gaunter did that by twisting his wish, but like this it didn't make much sense

To be fair, in several contracts they mention how they'd already tried sending people out to deal with the monster which would inevitably lead to them getting wrecked. There's also the one with the griffin contract. So it's fair to assume that minor monster problems like a lone nekker could be dealt with by locals.
But yeah, maybe they could've mentioned it a tad more, like in tw1 where they talk about The Order of the Flaming Rose killing monsters for free - but considering how the entire North is in the shitter with the war going on, I don't think they did a bad job.

I'm just gonna load the save from when I entered the isle of mists and use a guide while I play

Play dem expansions first, they're fucking amazing and you should be just about right level for both of them already.

No it doesn't, he just becomes mortal again.
Although now that I think about it, I don't remember that being part of the contract.

Ciri was taken by Geralt from her real family by invoking the Law of Surprise aka get me the first thing you see since ur poor
Emphyr is the real father and just wants her so he can push his advances on the northern realms all those titles you hear from him were from a fake imposter ciri
Geralt taught Ciri how to be a Witcher through running the Gauntlet and just regular experience
Ciri is basically Geralt's daugher unofficially and Emphyr looks at her more like a token than an actual human being
she's also elder blood so the wild hunt wants her to fix the elven realms and expand their horizons on other planes of existence
not to mention Ciri actually had relationships with Eredin and Avallac'h and cucked both of them while dating them
she's also known to be hot headed and very stubborn so that should tell you why you messed up alot

>My impression was that witchers are mercenaries who never work for free.

They require some kind of payment for hunting monsters. Usually. They can do it for free if they feel like it. You are given that option several times through the game.

The tagline is also being ironic, Geralt *always* acts like a hero. Go watch the "Killing Monsters" trailer.

>spoiler

Others who try that shit get wrecked. Knights-Errant can barely fight *a* Ghoul, let alone a pack of ghouls. They've got less hope of beating a mid-tier monster like a Griffin than I do of marrying a supermodel.

This. Avallac'h was initially planning to have Ciri gang-raped to produce a superior Elf-blooded heir and only switched to helping her because the White Frost was going to wreck his race faster than he could breed a uber-mage. Smashing his shit is the least of what I'd have done.

>that picture

Heh. That could have gone better.

so because i gave ciri responsibility over herself i'm a dick?

>Took the money
>Acts surprised
HAHAHA FAGGOT

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Why don't you just own up to what you chose and stick with it instead of trying to cheat the whole fucking point of an RPG and replay to get the 'good true' ending.

You're playing this like it's some kind of weeb porno novel game.

>It measures whether you are a decent human being or worthless garbage

>not letting her wreck a dude's house
>not letting her meet with mind controlling witches alone
>these two things make you worthless garbage

why would anyone take the shekels,even from gameplay perspective? there's no way you're not filthy rich by that point anyway.

I bet you were the guy that tried to fuck Yen and Triss yesterday. You are one dumb guy.

Well now i want to play all the witchers.
>remember i have to replay the beggining of the first game
God give me patience

Wow, I didn't know David Cage browsed Cred Forums. I think you've got better things to worry about than how I play this actual game with actual gameplay you French fuck.

Jesus no. I abandoned all pretenses of romance early. Yen lost me after that shit with Skjall. Seemed like a poisonous relationship. With Triss it felt more like I'd be fucking one of Ciri's friends. You know how weird it'd be if your dad were banging one of your friends on the side?
No, none of that.

Just watch in on youtube or something, playing this fuckhuge game two times in a row is not healthy and will make you hate its guts.
Unless you haven't played DLC yet, in which case do it faggot.

Ahh it's fine. It's not like I paid for it, got it for free with the last graphics card I bought.

The beginning of each game is a fucking slog.
>Witcher 1 - Chapter 2
>the intro of TW2 being in prison
>white orchard

Gotta love putting all those fucking candles on the shrines during night, i wish i was dead, i want to play the other witchers not finishing the first one before the others triggers my autism.

W2 intro was great.

is this game worth the 22,49€ they charge on steam for it?

I did that last year, it was a blast.
You definitely need a lot of free time to do it in a somewhat reasonable timeframe though.

but you can fuck them both, you just don't get em in the end, worth it imo

Roach is still a mare. All of Geralt's horses are mares and named Roach. Geralt even mentioned in that quest that he expected her voice to sound like a girl.

Whats your annual income?

It gets better near the end of Chapter 2, and by then you're already hooked. The whole story is definitely worth it, man it up.

Thats my problem i always drop it before reaching chapter 3 for some odd reason, and it's not because i don't enjoy it, i even get the sword that is guarded by the dragons on the swamp, i think it's the high ammount of fetch quests.

So all of these you listed go around the country and kill monsters that trouble people for money?

That'sthejoke.jpeg

not much. get 400 bucks per month

Yeah it's how they padded it out while having pretty small maps because lol aurora engine. Also wasn't a huge fan of MMORPG-like "bring me 10 bear assholes" quests, thankfully there's not too many of these and they got rid of them completely since 2nd game.

Oh and while we're on that note, screw that fucking swamp location. Fuck it hard with a rake.

Dota2/csgo life for you then.

>there are people ITT who actually, umironically, support Nilfgaards extensive war crimes party in the northern kingdoms
>there are people ITT who actually, unironically, support Emhyr "I came here to fuck my own daughter and slaughter northern civilians, and my armies killed all the northern civilians before I even got here" Var Emhys
Explain yourselves

naah, i dont like mobas and csgo is shit

I love how Geralt invoked the law of surprise as an ironic joke at the end of Calanthe's party, expecting nothing to come from it, but he accidentally tied his destiny to Ciri

Pirate w3 and save up money for cp77 so you can enjoy its multiplayer.

>Was I supposed to just indulge every dumb idea she had?
Yep.

The North consists of even bigger assholes.
I wasn't planning to help kill Radovid, but he had become such an absolute madman that letting the North be conquered by Nilfgaard is a much more merciful fate - as that way they'll at least get relative peace after the bloodshed is done.

>people
I wouldn't go so far as to call them ''people''.

Better emhyr than radovid who tortures and kills people because of some personal traumas.

better than literally crazy bald fuck who wants to burn all non-humans and mages

fuck north

nilfgaard = civilization, law and order

emhyr did nothing wrong

Was that in the original? Because I think it was just a hint at the first DLC from before its release. You're really supposed to do them in the post-game. Although it's nice that they've included an option to ask O'Dimm about Ciri's whereabouts if you haven't progressed the story that far yet.

Just pirate it if you can't pay for it. Nobody really cares.

Personally I'm happy with Dikstra running things. Roche is a fucking faggot. And cannon has what's his fave ta king over once they pull a ceasar on the emperor.

20$ in 1990 would be 36$ today thanks to inflation.

>that filename
Apex kek

Wait, I just started over, why is this fucker in the bar in the beginning?
Who is this?

Literally support her and her decisions. Even help her out with her frustrations. Like trashing that elfs place.

Empress ending was best fate for Ciri. Not only it is better for the lands to be ruled by her but it also saves her from a miserable life of hunting ghouls.

>Better emhyr than radovid who tortures and kills people because of some personal traumas.

emhyr tortures and kills people because of a stupid prophecy

Empress ending is a cuck ending. Good job being little Emhyrs cockboi. You better chose Yen too, for the maximum cuckoldry.

Ciri

Can it be Shani if you've slept with her in HoS?

This, or Dandelion if Ciri is kill.

>a miserable life
She enjoys it far more, and honestly does about as much good.

The trade companies are the source of most of the nation's evil, and appeasing them is why she even gets the throne, and why Voores is her destined husband and true ruler.

Roach was a female in the books.

YEah dude! Also smoke weed and get drunk like a real man! You tell those virgins bro

>the devs had to go to their forums and say stuff like "This teutonic-commie empire that runs on slaves is bad"

witcher fans are unable to conceive of something as bad, its fucking weird.

Nilfgaard == slaughter, pillaging, burning, raping

Fuck Emhyr

ew, glad my daughter didn't have to marry that creep

Voores seemed like a nice enough guy when you meet him. A bit of an aloof aristo type, but not a bad guy.

>bad
There is nothing inherently "good" in these games, only lesser evil.

nice spoiler senpai

As far as nilf generals go he's actually really good. Served on the frontlines, seeks to minimise losses, has a life outside his job.

Can't tell if its the fact he has trade backing that allows him to do these things and still be on top, or if he is on top in spite of not being an underhanded, workaholic cunt.

I stopped playing shortly after the Kaer Morhen section because I had finally upgraded my PC enough and wanted to start a new game (was previously on PS4) Can someone spoonfeed me the things I need to do to make Ciri a witcher in the end?

Best ending you say?

Do not take her to Emhyr.

Left to her own devices she never goes to him, and never becomes empress.

Stealing the horses has no effect on the ending either way, which is good because the elf that asks you to do it is a complete fucking tool and you get to smash his face in if you refuse.

>took the money

holy shit are you literally, clinically autistic?

1. Do not bring Ciri to the Emperor
When Ciri suggests visiting Bald Mountain during Blood on the Battlefield, say “Velen, then”, not “Gotta visit the Emperor first”.

2. Make at least two out of four “positive” decisions. The possibilities are:
- Say “I know what might lift your spirits” when comforting Ciri during Blood on the Battlefield.
- Encourage Ciri to speak to the Lodge of Sorceresses on her own during Final Preparations.
- Say “Go for it” when Ciri loses her temper in The Child of the Elder Blood.
- Say “Yeah, I’ll go with you” when Ciri asks to visit Skjall’s grave at the end of The Child of the Elder Blood.

Story-wise, when is the best time to start working on the DLCs? Should I beat the game first or are they disconnected enough that I can just work on them whenever?

I'm assuming that Gaunter can kill anyone that he wants at any time he chooses BUT he can only obtain their souls (the only thing he actually desires / needs) if he makes a pact with them. Hence why he can spoon the eye but can't just rip out Olgierds deliciously tormented soul the first time that they met.

Hearts of Stone: whenever you feel like it.
Blood & Wine: after finishing the main quest.

>Making obviously stupid decisions
>Complains on the game
Let me guess - you also killed Keira "by accident"?

That part was so out of place. It's like they put it there to say 'REMEMBER GUYS! HE IS EVIL!'

...

Isn't Ciri lesbian?

>Let Ciri go talk to a bunch of treacherous sorceresses whose sole character traits are that they are treacherous sorceresses. Alone. You know to talk about girl stuff.

>Let Ciri blow up our ally's magical laboratory because some sloot made fun of her

>Bring Ciri to see her dad when the first half of the game consisted of being pressured by him to find her

I'll admit that taking the money was a retard move but any person who let Ciri go see the sorceresses by herself is a total mook.

>seventy
i jave 80hours and 25lv kek

>it'snotaphasedad.jpg

>ally
read I'll give you the rest though. She's empress in my ending because I brought her to him, otherwise I'd get witcher one. But I actually think it's for the best.

>Emphyr is the real father and just wants her so he can push his advances on the northern realms all those titles you hear from him were from a fake imposter ciri

If by push his advances on the northern realms you mean push his dick into the northern realms of Ciri's uterus then yes.

Depends how you react to Skjall's cute awkwardness.

But I accepted the money and still got the empress ending.

I had ~210 with both expansions but admittedly I have OCD with doing every single little sidequest there is.

>Skjall's
>cute
This is the worst kind of forced fanfic shipping I've ever seen in a game.
That whole Skjall subplot was so bad.

>I just don't get it. I tried to be supportive and stuff, looking at guides it seems confusing. Was I supposed to just indulge every dumb idea she had? Like when people were saying maybe she shouldn't get in the middle of the battle with the people who came there explicitly to capture her, should I have said "eh, fuck it you go gurl."

The important decisions were you starting the snow fight instead of lecturing her. Letting her destroy the lab and join her. Go to the grave of Skjall. Let her talk with the Lodge on her own.

Of all those only 2 don't seem that important on first glance though on hindsight there are certainly important into how you react about Ciri and her personality. The other 2 are rather obvious.

If you took the coin, then you are a fucking retard.

that just means you made other right choices unlike op, taking money doesn't kill her outright.

I wanna fuck ciri

If I let ciri talk to the lodge on her own, do I get to see the conversation? If not I might take the hit on that one and just make the "right" choices for the other stuff so I can see what goes down.

They also don't let their sorceresses dress up pretty so they all look like stereotypical witches. That's not the kind of world I want to live in.

The way I thought of it, Phillipa wasn't the only sorceress in the room, and they are willing to betray each other at the drop of a hat so they would have to keep their secret plans secret for the time being. Ciri is also playable, so if they whisked her away through a portal you wouldn't actually lose her.
I blindly picked all the positive answers though, so maybe I have that "emotional skill" all the modern devs want to emphasize in their games.

She loves Mistle, but in the past she's also loved Hjalmar and nearly had sex with a grotty merchant if not for the fact that he died on top of her before he could stick it in.

>the dude thief from the rats is about to rape Ciri, but the chick thief from the rats stops him
>and proceeds to rape Ciri
That was the most hilariously scummy scene from the books. What a bunch of dicks those Rats were.

took some upgrades and superior crafting diagrams before final battle, superior ursine will look dope on me, after 5 min where is my 5k gold?

yeah you have to go to oogle dem bitches

This. Geralt should give her the dick as well. I die of laughter when Margarita told Phillipa that Geralt sleep with every women in the ship with the exception of Ciri.

Usually sitting in the inventory in the form of armor/sword glyphs
I funded full mastercraft for every set on hawking shitty old glyphs to Hattori-san and Feargus

>5k gold
His "reward" is 2k and I had more than 20k when I brought Ciri to him.

Pretty sure it's bait.

Tempostorm.com

become Legendary

>Is this because I took the money?
You're a jew aren't you?

>tfw always poor

A witchess.

Witchress.

Does everything have to be a deep emotional issue with you?

The snowball fight and going to see Skjall's dead ass were no-brainers. Destroying the lab seems to be where I fucked up, aside from the severe derp of accepting the money.

I understood even then that taking the money would put a wedge between myself/the witchers and Ciri, but I didn't think it would drive her to eat shit at the end. I sort of figured that would result in her becoming a pragmatist and becoming Empress.

I will defend to the death not letting her talk to those harpies on her own. Fucking sorceresses man.

Bitcher

I guess i could sell even more of them, are they really usefull, all those bonuses are +2 +5% my money went for crafting materials, in somewhat in the midle of main storyline I abandoned side misions and contracts to lvlup faster and then doo all side activities in some dope armor.
Not OP.

>tfw no triss gf
>tfw crappy Ciri goes off to rule Nilfgaard ending

Damnit I shouldn't act in games how I would in real life.

I can't be the only person who giggled

I find the freeze ones really useful because the regular fodder enemies (drowners mostly) don't have time to dodge away so you can finish them in one string of attacks
Some of them are abject garbage though - .15 adrenaline point gain increase? Why?

not all but most

but EA wants you to pay 160$ for a complete game that is basically a reskin of 2 games that came before?
can't even laugh about this anymore

Yeah, letting her talk to the sorceresses alone just seemed like a fucking terrible idea.

There's one thing to learn things on your own, but when you're going in to make a huge decision like where to go to school or get a mortgage, it's nice to have someone in there with life experience to help you. And if anything at all, Geralt knows sorceresses.

Imagine Ciri fucks up right there. Imagine she goes along with their plan and joins them. Granted, none of them in the room were the most dishonorable specimens of female-sorcery but I wouldn't ask them for a loan without some backup.

I mean Ciri has been gone for years, she has no fucking clue what's going on.

Ciri is best bae in vidya, none can compete

Obligatory Shani post.

Live with your choices. :^)

>not a virgin
*pukes*

enjoy your soulless ginger, i'll have myself some Ciri all day

Roach is not a single horse, as Geralt states in the game. Every horse he rides, he names Roach.

You don't need to let her in alone, you can go in with her, but let Ciri speak for herself.

Ciri is love.

why is her story so sad bros ?

That what happens when you marry a man with a heart of stone.

Why would anyone like a Mary Sue character ever?

quit parroting e-celebs you mong

>stunted social skills
>tries to roleplay

You have stunted social skills IF you roleplay. TW3's ending is hot garbage, the bad ending should be the default one.

>At least the Wild Hunt elves were badass as fuck, first time I've ever encountered elves and felt a degree of respect for them.
>Wild Hunt
>badass
LOL

I personally enjoyed empress ending more.

he's comparing them to other treefuckers

the wild hunt are literally the same as all elves just because they have spikey cool armor doesn't make them any less of the retards they are

So do Milva, Cahir and Angouleme even get a mention in the DLCs?

interdimensional raiders who fuck everyone's shit up? yep, totally standard fare here, straight from tolkien.

It's to make you clear on the fact he's not a jolly fellow like he presents himself, and deems the average human life as worthless and undignified.

It's quite important on establishing that he is just as sinister as the stories convey him to be.

Olgeird would have deserved what he got, but Magic Dan the Mirror Man was a cunt. I'm glad I fucked him up.

Which book is this?

>fucked him up

You mean, mildly inconvenienced him?

Short stories. A Question of Price. Part of The Last Wish collection. You've gotta read the short stories.

He seemed pretty pissed over what you call a mild inconvenience.

It's not horses, it's going to Skellige guy grave with her

Huh. I thought I had read all the short stories online, but I guess I missed that one. I think I'll just pick up the actual book later. Thanks, user.

You basically put him on the interdimensional naughty step for a bit.

The way I interpreted it, he is actually stuck outside our realm until some new moron summons him.

>go to the grave site
>she is going to notice we resurrected him isn't she
>oh shit those people are going to tell her aren't they
>I guess not
Everything went unexpectedly well there

He didn't seem that concerned, even did a slow clap routine.

Also, there's this:
youtube.com/watch?v=8iOF6UnSrMA

No makeup mods make most Witcher girls look a lot better.

>This guy
>Foreveralone,jpg on his little island
>Goddess like Ciri falls into his lap
>The wild hunt performs the greatest cockblock in vidya history
>Dies
>Feelsbadman

>Gggrrrraaaaaggghhhhhaaaarrrr!
Truly the words of a man who's okay with events as they are transpiring.

It's arguably the most important story in the first collection. The instigating event for everything in The Witcher 3. I would have liked it to have been put at the forefront of Witcher 3 somehow, just so non book folks would get a quick sense of where Geralt and Ciri's history begins.

Yen has everything in hand...

Usually when I make that noise I'm more than okay with events.

They probably should've made that the intro instead of White Orchard.

>tfw we are the Skjall of real life

Thematically speaking user, you are right.

Pretty sure Hjallmar was infatuated with her but it wasn't reciprocated.

Hmm. There isn't really much in the way of introducing mechanics though. The story is like, dialogue, dialogue, dialogue, bit of fighting, dialogue dialogue. Unless Calanthe sends Geralt out into the Cintrian countryside to collect Drowner nipples or something...

Well, he certainly isn't happy that he has to give up Olgierd's juicy soul, but it isn't any sort of meaningful victory over him. He isn't even diminished in power and you don't do any kind of permanent damage to him. The dude's probably immortal and he has all sorts of chums who want to sell their soul to choose from.

One could replace the starting dream with it, but then you miss out on kid Ciri.

Instead I'd say making the oneiromancer bit into a playable section would be a better idea.

> tfw the parents of the girl you like resurrect you after death and ask awkward questions about her

You can't take my loli Ciri away from me. The gauntlet part at the beginning was the first point where I knew Witcher 3 would be a wild ride for book reading scum such as ourselves.

Do it for her. ;_;

His Dad says that they both blushed when he entered the room

They were both horny teenagers but never went the whole 9 yards

>12
>teens
Sup pedo

They both planned to get married and would've had Calanthe not sent her straight back to Cintra to stop it.

Geralt briefly reminisces about fighting his way through that Nilfgaardian battalion on the bridge with Cahir. The rest only get referenced indirectly once or twice.

my love of my life, Ciri, the one and only

Why is every female a slut?

true beauty

made the same mistake dont listen to these faggots its a confusing decision. She's coming with you so you would think having the money would be the thing to do especially since you dont fucking have any.

>specially since you dont fucking have any
Nigga,

don't listen to these faggots, Ciri ain't no slut, she was raped by woman and have been fingered by an elven king because she was held hostage. None of which she would have otherwise agreed to, if she had the chance.

>especially since you dont fucking have any.
The game throws so much money at you it's not even funny. And that doesn't even take into consideration how much you bank you make selling all the useless shit you pick up in your travels.

>raped
>by a woman

I was playing on hardest difficulty and was broke at this point.

As was I. You don't have an excuse.

looks like we may play the game differently than one and other.

Under some laws, rape is merely the act of penetrating a foreign object into the anus or vagina. So yeah. A woman and her jew fingers invaded the puss puss.

In any case Ciri wanted it so it wasnt rape.
Also "rape" is a stupidly vague term thats not really used when talking about whats legal. Kinda statutory rape means "both parties wanted sex but we arbitrarily decided its not about consent anymore"

The first time is debatable, the subsequent times were certainly consensual.

But later Ciri reveals that the relationship wasn't anything about love, she just needed something to make her feel anything at the time.

Yeah fuck the rats, deserved what they got.

Also what the fuck was with the fire scene with Ciri?

still, no penis ever penetrated her, so she ain't a slut, she is way more pure than any other witcher wench

Help me Cred Forums.
I've just finished The Battle of Kaer Morhen.
What's the best ending?

I'm torn between having her become Empress or roaming free as a Witcher. Which one is the best ending in your opinion?

The ending is just a chore you need to go trough before playing the superior Expansions.

fuck the people, let Ciri be what Ciri wants to be, and that is a witcher. Witcher Ending is best. Emhyr is a cunt anyway, and doesn't love Ciri, he just needs a scapegoat to get out of all of his responsibilities.

Witcher ending since that's what she does in Camelot.

i always saw it the way that ciri admired geralt as a dad and witcher so she always wanted to be like him in a way... also i dont really feel like she would have enjoyed being an empress.. she's more of a free spirit (again, like geralt), so i say screw the world, she already saved it once, let her be what she wants to be

At this point I would've killed Ave'a laugh because I was 100% convinced he would betray Geralt and Ciri. Which, in the end, he actually did, but with the right motives. Still wish I couldve shivved that twitchy elf cunt

Cirillia needs to be Empress for the Greater Good, user. Search your feelings, for you know it to be true.

>couldn't they just write me a check
you really are one stupid son of bitch.

you arent selling her you are getting paid. she comes with you. plus who didnt want ciri to run a kingdom for you to use at will.

I think it's hilarious how long the game is and how much you invest into it, only to have Ciri die because of your choices.

Must suck for you guys to have failed and not gotten the Witcher ending.

Yeah I hate it when your choices have consequences

>the next CD Projekt game is still years away.

What a good thread.