Haydee thread

GOTY or not?

Probably not but still pretty fun.

>fanmade model's tits aren't as big as the in-game model's

That's just great.

i don't know why oversexualization in video games isn't considered hate speech

Haven't paid for a game in a long time since this one.

how much do you get paid for this threads

how can I apply?

Because it's born of a love for those things, rather than a hatred of them.

my theory is that her serial number is AD something and she called it "Haydee" to humanize herself. it's probably wrong but it would be good poetry

I got to a room with blue switches and water and got stuck for 45 mins so I refunded.
If this game didn't have THICCC nobody would give a fuck.

>I couldn't figure out how to progress so the game is bad

Because it isn't hate and it isn't speech.

Fuck off you fascist piece of shit.

Pushing buttons in the right order isn't good gameplay when it take you 45 seconds to get to each button and there's 6 of them.

If Haydee was a oversexualized male everyone would see it as hate speech from women.

Can I fuck the robot?

I stopped playing there too. I figured out how the puzzle works after a few buttons but the platforming was so fucking slow it was making me literally angry.

Only if you buy the Vive.

Jokes aside, I'd take this game a little more seriously if you didn't play as some sort of android/cyborg with giant pendulous breasts, thick fleshtone thighs, high heels and an exaggerated sway.

Its a shit game

It would only bother the massively insecure and easily offended.
There's nothing hateful about fictional attractive people.

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I feel the same way. The game mechanics and big tits don't really match.

If it had massive cock and balls every man would be offended and calling it sexist.

Because (you) need to get raped by as many as 40 pepes.

Off yourself.

You permavirgins will claim anything that looks like a pair of tits GOTY

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So can I add this to the "flavor of the month forced by desperate faggots trying to stick it to SJWS that is actually a very bad game?"

So far I have

Conception II
Monster Monpiece
Oneechanbara
Dead or Alive Extreme 3
Haydee
Akiba Strip

Anything else I'm missing?

so epic mate, so epic

Actually I'm waiting for the modding to improve so that can be a thing. Can't keep twisting your argument like this, man.

Witcher games.

>it's bad because it has tits

This

ebun

Nah, despite not being my cup of tea those games are far from bad. Not only are they far from bad they're nowhere near as awful and pathetic as the ones I listed.

I'm looking for objectively broken, lazy, shitty games that sell on sex appeal alone

Anything fire emblem, but only the japanese versions because the english versions are """"censored""""

isn't?

Any game owners here?

Could you upload please 530891_7838473153621558160.manifest from

X:\...\steam\depotcache

thanks

its bad because

>the gameplay isnt interesting or fun
>the camera is frustrating
>the level design is lazy and boring

4/10 at best. Below average experience

>i havent playd it but i'm mad because it has tits
ok, burch

literally no one would think that

i want to fuck those oranges

sent

Those sell because of waifus, not necessarily because of sex appeal. I'm looking for games that despite being objectively negative and below the par in ever way are given a free pass by Cred Forumsirgins because "the collectors edition has a pair of panties in it x3"

XD! ^)

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Are there mods to make her legs white yet

I think there's a default outfit that does that. If not, then there's absolutely a mod for it. I've seen numerous screenshots.

b8

>Akiba Strip

Everything else there is right, but you can fuck off for that one, cunt.

>mods to make her legs white

Meaning human white or android white?

fuck is this shit

Android white, obviously

Holy shit dude.

So is it a robot or a woman with a helmet on?

she's fucking fat and the only reason you assholes give her a pass is because of her saggy cowtits
disgusting

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>it's not a robot

boner lost

what if haydee is a woman in suit?

Better than Witcher 3 tbqh

Fuck off shill

White Legs:
clicknupload.link/8g9x05v7exk9

Are you niggroid serious

Like.. really?

Let's look at the steam page
Oh

>these brows
>that grown up hair on the forehead

>guns and murder are totally ok

damn, I have a fetish for women in full suits

oh well, she still got the THICC

Oversexualized male doesn't mean big dick and balls, it more often than not means ridiculous muscles.

So is the gameplay any good, or is the only redeeming factor thighs, tits, and ass?
It looks incredibly generic, to the point of where I'd have a better time with some obscure h-game or just looking at porn

Well I spent 30 hours on it and beat it on the easiest difficulty and enjoyed it

Futa mods when?

what if haydee was just a woman?

head model needs work everything else is good

the fuck are those lips and that nose?

>it's good because it has tits

first overwatch, then trump, then legion and now this? i guess Cred Forums is becoming completely tolerant to obvious viral marketeers

there's literally no redeeming factors of this game, just look at a webm and fap to that if you're so in need of thicc

I think the amount of jojo-posting I see here and on Cred Forums indicates otherwise

If it had massive cock and balls I would be laughing my ass off and I'm sure any guy would. Now fuck off back to tumblr, faggot nu-male.

dat jew nose

its a tough one to answer, the initial draw is the tits and ass... but I felt the gameplay was stimulating enough to keep playing though it can get frustratingly difficult...

however I did wonder if I would invest as much time in it as i have if the protag wasnt a walking fuck doll. if im to be honest i probably wouldnt

probably not gonna get it, while it got me hard as a diamond, I just didn't enjoy the gameplay of the demo.