Haydee shilling general

>tfw joined the bandwagon because of le epic may may thicc
>tfw 2 hours in game and I fucking love gameplay
>tfw by the end of the game REALLY regret the fact devs went for this bad main protag

It could be a moderately popular game akin to WItness/Talos

What's this game even about? All I've seen is just ass n tits.

Spamming threads and complaining about moderation is against rules. Enjoy your ban.

>implying

lol gl with that faggot

muslim haydee when?

Go shill your shit non-game somewhere else faggot.
This is barely a game, a more accurate name would be "sperglord-pandering badly-modeled titty robot simulator."

hey im gonna keep replaying to this to show how limp dicked your report is

it that ok?

Caring about a ban on a shit board where people cannot discuss videogames without mods deciding what videogames they are allowed to discuss today

kek
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still not b& faggot

>Cred Forums finally hates Haydee

it's a good time to be awake

>I never played the game past ass and tiddies in first few miniutes the post
classy

>>tfw by the end of the game REALLY regret the fact devs went for this bad main protag
why it's bothering you people so much that the protagonist is beautiful
it didn't bother us when she was Lara Croft and Tomb Raider sold millions
what the hell is wrong with neo/v/

actually muslim girls don't have to cover their legs

mohamed speaks

>dumb animneposter again

get me everytime...

Who else is mad that Haydee isn't actually a robot and is just a cyborg

>anime posting

Jack is video games you autist

I was genuinely interested with the gameplay, but the sheer difficulty (limited amount of saves) really turned me off from this one.

Still, I do commend for the devs on making a sexualized thicc cyborg woman character. It IS a video game made for ENTERTAINMENT, which has VIOLENCE and ADULT THEMES, so there is literally nothing bad about it. Infact, I'd say this is more progressive than most games out there.

still no b&

its like the mods hate your shit ass game and think it need to go to /vg/as well

Fuck you OP, Cred Forums is for nintendo games only ! Ask the mods if you don't believe me. Sony games are to be discussed in in neogaf, and no one plays xbox so who cares about that.

>the protagonist is beautiful
It's literally a robot with tits and ass slapped on it because the developer didn't know how else to sell his game.

>mods being fags
>implying this is noteworthy or new
Why even acknowledge him. Just let him have his tism fit until he gets bored or takes a hint that being a biased fuckwad isnt going to achieve anything and just makes the userbase resent the mods even more than they already do.

it seems reasonably impressive to be able to do that variation in skin tightness of clothing

>protagonist is beautiful
She's a fat fucking cow built like a sex doll.

>it didn't bother us when she was Lara Croft and Tomb Raider sold millions

I WONDER WHY

>protagonist is beautiful

What the fuck? It's literally a white plastic car crash puppet without textures.

it's in one of the mod packs posted here:

loverslab.com/topic/66348-haydee-modding/
does anyone know how to mod haydee's textures?

what is anatomy

omg stop shilling this crappy game.
now if you'll excuse me, i have 3 overwatch threads to get back to

lol mod bias is so cancer

>now that Haydee is popular, Cred Forums hates it

Why do I even come here?

Undertale dlc?

Wasn't Haydee only admired by the loneliest and most desperate of virgins?

thanks

At least people talk about the game in those 3 OW threads, not jerk off to shitty texture swap mods.

>Calling others degenerate while shilling a game that has nothing going for it but stupidly huge T&A

What goes in all fields again?

No, it was admired by people who actually played the fucking demo and realized it's got good gameplay.

Shin Megami Tensei did the "Talk to monsters to befriend them" thing 28 years before Underfail did.

>literally every thread cropped SFM posted
kek

Shit shooting mechanics vs retarded enemies and laughably bad platforming does not a game make.
Fuck off.

yes

and now that they have to share the wafiu the dream is over

mods get out

seems like daytime Cred Forums is just gonna shit on haydee threads but gonna ask anyway.

im trying to make my own texture mod, nothing crazy but i want to add a wet/oiled skin effect to her legs. never really modded before so dont have a clue what to google, can anyone give me some pointers?

is it possible to reach this cake?

also why the fuck was the last thread deleted?

Name me a game from the past 5 years that does all of what Haydee does in terms of gameplay but better.

Similar level and puzzle design. Better approach to shooting/stealth. Better 3D platforming. Better puzzles.

Go on.

>modding games just to give yourself a bigger boner

>making too many threads about a specific game is against the rules

do retards actually believe this?

>no clue what to google

thats a lie, I did google some things, but there was talk of specular maps and channels and it all kindof went over my head.

This.
Haydee is a nothing game. It is paper thin. It is an inch deep. Mechanically it has JACK SHIT to offer. The shooting is bad. The enemy AI is bad. The movement is bad. The platforming is bad.
It is utterly forgetful and wouldn't have lasted 2 minutes on Cred Forums if the dev didn't slap ass and tits on the player character.

1. yes
2. because read the fucking Op retard

>Calling fap bait with an ugly ass character a """game"""

Go shill your stupid flop of a game with your unattractive meme character somewhere else

>Because my game is unique it good

Just throwing 5 flavors into your ice cream doesn't magically make it good, and literaly any game with focuse dose any of those individual elements better

>Haydee is [...] an inch deep.

DOUBT.JPG

its more of a visual annoyance how her torso reflects light but her legs dont.
also who are you to judge if you're in a haydee thread yourself keku

Dishonered

what now?

Yep, just as expected - you can't.

End of discussion.

Phew, that was so simple it is even disappointing.

>lol it has tits so it's not a game

kill yourself, sjw trash.

Two threads in a day is okay, but OP has spammed his shit autistically here.

shut the fuck up you low testosterone faggot