Dead or Alive

IS Ninja gaiden black worth it just so Ayane can make fun of me for playing on easy mode?

nope

anyone else watched the Kunochi source porn maker videos?

Doesn't that only happen when you die enough times on Normal and then switch to easy mode?

I WANT TO IMPREGNATE HONKERS

No, but it is worth it to see Ayane when she was still an interesting character that didn't play volleyball with a bunch of actual whores. Although I think she's really young in that one.

that sounds so nice

You shouldn't go just yet.

I want to be Marie.

thats why i wanted her to suffocate me in the first place
best way to go

Oh that's true, it sounds heavenly.

I'm just talking about the picture of the noose you posted.

yeah, well
there are no thighs for me
the noose looks pretty good

I suppose it does when you have no thighs around.

I could say something about VR but you probably don't want to wait until it gets there.

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Such a cute.

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I need more.

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I want to be Ayane's slave.

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So does Ayane still hate her sister or did they make up and make people start drawing yuri of them?

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But why?

She doesn't hate Kasumi as much in 5 anymore, or at all really.

>and make people start drawing yuri of them?
user pls.

Who wouldn't like her to wrap those thick thighs around their head and force them to eat her out?

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I want Nyotengu to straddle my face while Marie slides her flat chest up and down my dick.

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People with no taste. Some cheeky comments from her while doing so would be great too.

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Ayana post-boob upgrade is absolute top tier. They should just increase the bust of everyone except the jailbait.

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What's the name of that swimsuit?

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>She doesn't hate Kasumi as much in 5 anymore, or at all really.
Then it's time they make up for lost time, if you know what I mean.

Who are the biggest size queens in doa?

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I would love her to tease me as she forces my head between her thighs. Imagine her wrapping her legs around your head and squeezing you as she climaxes, making it impossible to breathe.

Haha YES dude! You got these kids so hard! Bless you user you absolute legend!

ayane

>that pattern
Huh, and here I thought it was smooth for the most part.

Just what are you trying to imply here?

>huhuhuhuh look how mature i am for masturbating to 3D instead of 2D

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Why even reply?

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>that pic
Cool to know who we should blame for the Apollo 13 fiasco then. Thanks Tyson!

>all the calculations
Yeah, there were women on the team, but it wasn't all women.

What the hell, haven't had this happen to me in a while.

I imagine she might try to play it off afterwards.

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tfw will never be stepped on by a 200ft tall ayane

Shhh facts don't matter.

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I want to press my face against that ass

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Because I don't like Ayane.

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She would probably make fun of you for thinking you could make her orgasm.

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I want to impregnate and marry Ayane.

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I want to be Ayane

This suit really became a favorite of mine quickly.

That's where you try to show her that you can make her orgasm.

You probably won't.

I'd want to impregnate and marry you then

Ayane is my waifu and is perfection

>tfw randy pitchord cited this tweet right before he sung that god awful song at pax this year

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What's the win-condition in this game?

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impregnation

I want Ayane to wrestle me and choke me out

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Satisfied and well-rested fighter

Ayane is only super interesting in a swimsuit.

That's hot

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I'll sure try my hardest though. Maybe if I'm lucky she'll give me a handjob in return.

I thought she killed fake Kasumi in 5.

I mean I guess she doesn't care that much because now she has Hayate all to herself anyway.

goddamn team ninja know what the fuck they are doing

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No wonder the japs don't like them.

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Your odds might increase if you don't let up at all while you try.

Oh she did, she killed her with Hayate, but really at that point it was just a mission to them both.

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Flip her skirt and she just might do it.

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Because of no taste, that's why.

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Hitomi is made for _______

>You will never feel your dick wrapped between Ayane's tanned tits while she looks up at you smugly.

Why even live?

Nice panties.

>Want to finally buy DOAX3
>2 weeks minimum before the game would even ship out

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Black dick.

I wouldn't even stop to catch my breath until she was satisfied

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Ireland would be proud.

Honoka is ONLY for milking.

They're her sister's.

Honoka is for breeding and marrying

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I want to floss with Ayane's purple pubic hair.

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That's the spirit.

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Damn that's hot. Does Kasumi know about this?

Just order it and forget about it for two weeks. Then when it arrives itll be like a surprise

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What in god's name is up with Europe.

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What?

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>Tina in second
>Christie near the bottom

Oh god please make a pack of these. Can't save them one by one now. Fug.

also
>this is never coming to PC

THE BREASTS TALKED

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Christie's too white. Europe hates that.
Refugees have a thing for big-titted, blue-eyed blonds.

To continuously curse this world

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The most beautiful girls and not in the game.

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ooooh baby now we're talking

Tina ended first tied in the last count, not that it matters.

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Lei Fang :3

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Am I gonna have to take responsibility?

EXPLOSIOOOOOOOONS
youtube.com/watch?v=aifWbxauynY

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>I-I was joking! You can use the lube! USE IT!

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D-does this mean marriage?

And threesomes with Kasumi?

As expected of breasts!

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Computer, load up Momiji please.

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I would assume it means getting your dick stomped by a newly impregnated Ayane.

Kasumi and Ayane are prime wife material.

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Friendly reminder that Kasumi and Ayane have smaller waists than Marie

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Well that's just as good. Abuse from Ayane is always great.

Slender waists are good.

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>almost share a birthday with Kasumi
Fuck, well it's only a one day difference.

I share one with Leifang. Damn I miss her ;_;

Why is she such a fatty? Was she added just to appease the SJWs?

Hello yes, I just blew a huge load to Ayane.

Thanks for reading.

That's nice to know.

Thanks for posting.

i don't suppose anybody could repost the honkers fucking webms from the last thread? i want to save them thanks

You're welcome.

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BASED user

Okay.

imgur.com/a/Nwweq
imgur.com/a/dOecX
imgur.com/a/SPvhs
imgur.com/a/srjHk

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T-that can't be legal

What a terrible hobby she has

God bless you user.

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youtube.com/watch?v=SifS-tUWfJo

Im seeing the camera in these videos go through the floor. Is that possible as a later unlock in the game or is their special camera?

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Goddess!!!

Girls getting regular female sized hands fucking WHEN.

Learn to love fighting game hands.