Why is this allowed?

>pancake ass
>perfect

jesus, please try to shitpost harder, it wasn't obvious enough

>arguing about a cartoon woman's ass on an anime themed anonymous message board

fuck, I always forget you guys don't like western waifus. My bad

lel and here I though the holster was on backwards or something
of course you were talking about ass

Oh no, i think weebs are pure cancer too, you just have horrible taste.

Are you complaining about butts or cross-draw?

Because cross-draw is just a matter of preference.

Drake just been hitting it so hard that its flaten out.

>tfw every gf I get becomes insecure as fuck because my ass is better than theirs

At least my current one seems to have taken it as motivation to go to the gym herself

They're just fans of Alien and Sigourney Weaver

She gave me my tomboy fetish.

>U4 ass size chart
>Chloe >>> Nadine > Marlowe = Elena
What were they thinking ?
Rika when ?

I never found Sigourney Weaver attractive. No tits or ass, at all. What was the appeal exactly?

I mean look at that ass, it's like deflated back into her pelvis.

I never realized Sigourney Weaver was that flat.

Still hot though.

Hey, watch it. That's moot you're talking about.

Who?

so this is the true meaning of the uncunny calley?

ass thread?

is injustice 2 out?

So, Widowmaker thread?

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Also notice Nadine's perfect posture.
Remember to sit propertly Cred Forums

no next year

>tfw hank hill ass curse

I guess my dick makes up for it but sometimes I wonder what it's like to have a nice butt.

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I lost faith in Naughty Dog since Uncharted 2.

It feels like they're deliberately trying to piss me off.

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>U2's walking animation
so good, I still don't understand why they decided to turn females into fucking gorillas for U3

are you the dude with the mega folder full of harley's ass?

being this in love hurts

she only has a pancake ass in the multiplayer

no i wish i did

don't worry I found it

forgot link

mega.nz/#F!EpIXBJAC!wz_VwZ4BKs9fqqaRRAtFQA

Jesus Christ Elena almost has negative ass.

>there are people in this thread who wont get that joke

>tfw horrible flabby ass I can never tighten up

is dying in a sauna worse than dying in a fire?

I hope Rocksteady's ass tech doesn't go to waste.

>liking a literal shit dispenser
Fucking subhuman niggers.

perfect mommy ass

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is all about big soft cheeks not anal sex.

RIP In Peace

That woman is minus an ass. Seriously not even otter mode dudes have asses that small.

Why is he always bending forward as if he was some kind of ape?

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lel

>dat Left
Fuken Perfect

who was in the wrong here?

>it's been over five years
>still haven't done shit
Nigga lied. We aren't all gonna make it.

because he's on edge from all the killing

Because he's always exhausted.

Others may not be able to tell, but my virgin detector can sense you are a girl.

L O N D O N

>i have a huge fat ass
>im so fit lol

Hi danny

>mouthbreather

lel
A chick i hang out with all the time recently told me she would love to have NATURALLY flat abs like mine, while i literally just came off from my daily workout,

Not eating isnt enough to have a great body ffs,

>when you were rock solid for the entire fight

Still fucking flat

How the heck you gonna use this angle to say the ass aint flat

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kek

she closes her mouth when he turns towards her and then opens it back up again when he turns away

>that white girl ass
disgust.jpg
did t'n'a die with the golden age of gaming?

how did this meme even get started

A woman's job is to be seen and not heard, good to see that she is aware of that.

Some ugly dyke might be offended if a girl had an ass

> that belly button tho

The words of a single man can change for history, see the origins for Poo in Loo for more info.

>Fat, pig sized ass

dykes love girls with fat asses you dumbass

Are you a mullet wearing dyke by chance.

>fake tits
>no face

Fuck off Ahmed
There is nothing wrong with pigs

is that how Zyzz died or something?

yeah, fire will be painful for 20 seconds, then you will lose conciousness until you die, the sauna will evaporate your fluids for a good while until you die

>implying you can't be fit and have a nice ass

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no but I've known some lesbians and they generally look at women in the same way that heterosexual men do

>I have a huge HARD ass

That's the point, now do some exercise

damn raiden's ass is great

Fuck that I'd rather play videogames.

it looks fine til you turn it to the side

This triggers the Irish man.

WHat's it like being a literal faggot? How can you look at these and not feel a primal urge to mate? Go back to jerking off to squealing japs you faggot.

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what game is this? Looks pretty good.

Nice asses are problematic. You shouldn't see a nice ass when controlling a female.

Nah, undiagnosed heart birth defect, he would die in his young years no matter what
Which is ironic since his mom was a doctor or something

But fit likes to shitpost that he ether did too little cardio, worked out too hard, or juiced too hard

Then don't complain when other people have a better body than yourse

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>don't work out
>regular looking dude
>have had gay people tell me my ass is wounderful and fat
Don't know how to feel about this

what's this from?

Then you'll absolutely hate this.

So he was Katawa Shoujo before it was actually a thing?

Fallout 4

Nah, he died to a heart attack in a sauna. They were unable to revive him at the hospital. Rumour has it that if he actually did his cardio, he would not have suffered that heart attack.

/fit/ ass > fat

Who is this

>holstering a gun backwards

As an ass man, this is exactly the kind of shit people think we like.

Cocaine with Thai ladyboys puts a lot of stress on the heart.

Me too man. Haven't worked out in at least 10 years, and have a big firm ass.

>tfw you could become kill in your sleep tonight because you haven't done your cardio.

Same here, except a random guy on the street told me I looked absolutely gorgeous. After I laughed and told him thanks he asked me for a kiss. I said no haha lmao, and then he said "I can pay you"...and I hesitated.

we sucked each other off later no homo though

>All my customization and unlock shit is on Chloe and Elena and the heroes side.
>9:1 always on villains

I finally need to start working out. My beer intake is giving me a squishy stomach.

>hip drahve

very nice.

too much ass

It's quite common, it allows quicker access from your opposite hand if you have a rifle slung over an arm making usual access difficult

>My beer intake is giving me a squishy stomach.
I heard of people that are into this kind of thing, fucking weirdos.

thanks

she has a hank hill ass

All goblins deserve death.

Dad bod was a meme. Also I'm skinny everywhere else so it doesn't apply anyway. Scrawny arms and legs aren't attractive.

pedro has seen things...

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Fuck, me too. Used to be able to eat and drink everything, all the time, without getting fat.
Now I'm on the path to beer-gut-ville.
Better dig some old training shit out from the garage.

>tfw you like butts but view twerking as degeneracy

Reminds me of the grimace from steven universe

>falling for the degeneracy meme
>on Cred Forums
Shaking my head

You mean McDonald's?

>trying to disconnect from topic with fake self awareness
Bitch you here too

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What kind of troglodyte cross draws

thanks obama

Brazil.

Thread theme.

youtube.com/watch?v=qr89yq2wC9o

Brazillian All Ages TV show, the name of the woman is Andressa Soares, literally known as Watermelon Woman.

No one actually fucks the fat goth chick in high school because they wanted to. It's just the sort of thing you do to end a dry spell or lose your virginity.

>having sex in high school

what are you talking about

oh shit
without that mop of hair she would look pretty close wtf
this
shes like the least attractive lead ever

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its very confusing sometimes user
i wouldnt recommend it

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nobodies saying look at that hot asshole
were saying the assCHEEKS are hot you weirdo

I can't even fucking jerk off because my cock is locked up for her

Well, I mean I'd also be down for tossing salad.

>birth defect
Nigga was roiding so the heartfailure was just a matter of fact.

too.
much.
ass.

>slowly developing chastity kink
>need to stop fapping to revert back to vanilla
>trying to stop fapping just fuels chastity shit even more
>end up fapping on day 2

and thats why youre fucking disgusting as shit

get a keyholder, even if they are just online. It's a whole new experience

I'm a perma/v/irgin so i never have. I just don't want to take it off the table without trying it first.

White girls don't have an ass, prove me wrong

Men who say that they don't like asses are liers or live in countries were women have no ass so they try to pretend that they don't like it.

you're right, I'll just keep posting pictures of niggers

No.

>What was the appeal exactly?
Not everything needs sex appeal. She could have just been a good actress.

>All that detail and texture work for the character models
>No ass
But why?

if Nadine is bottom right, she does not have perfect posture

your shoulders are supposed to be in line with your hips, hers are pulled back

I sneak up behind girls all the time at work with a pair of calipers so I know a thing or two about white girl ass sizes

SHEAMUS O'MALLEY
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Bueno

do your squats faggot

or, you know, are evolved white people who have moved beyond primitive instincts

well me too, but i aint putting my mouth near there
ill put it on the spot a couple inches away in a heartbeat, but not there, thats fucking gross
i dont need no fucking e coli shit ravaging my guts or pinkeye or nothing fuck that
i dont care how much she wants it, i really dont
wizards have standards

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Uncharted ass makes Dead or Alive 5 ass look THICC

Being attracted to boobs actually means you still think of them from when you used to suck on your mommas titties. Also, you can fuck a girl with no tits and an ass but it sucks banging a girl with no ass.

i dont care about degeneracy i just think it looks embarrassing and unsexy as fuck

who is bottom left

>Haven't been to the gym in over a week cause this cough doesn't want to go away
Fuck me

the only other white girl allowed to cuck me (besides Elena) is Lara

So Sony can't into ass?
Makes sense, they seem like huge SJWs.

ICELAND NO!
well fuck it, if asses are good enough for iceland theyre good enough for me
feels really shameful though, being lumped in with every single one of those countries specifically like wtf
i mean it makes a guy wonder if youre really right

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>Thinks that being on Cred Forums means someone acts like a degenerate in real life
Nigger, even oldfags who've fapped to CP know to keep that shit to themselves.

Marlowe.
Yes, Elena shares ass with an old, dead woman

>Console warring in an ass thread
makes sense I guess

I know you're only saying that so people will post things like pic related for you. But that's ok.

Next time just go here:

>Twerking

>we sucked each other off later no homo though

No. You're a faggot.

>t. Sigmund Freud

This isn't a consolewarring thing so much as a fuck Sony thing.
Everyone with a brain knows that Sony is the king of SJW shit.
Especially their film division.

That girl on the left must have concave ass cheeks or something.

You'll understand once you get laid.

and forgot my link

youtu.be/aA7iAMTAWHM?t=16

This.
I'm into all sorts of fucked up shit, but unlike a lot of retards nowadays I know how to hide my power level IRL.

Thank god Capcom exists.

>tfw skelly mode and still have an ass bigger than both combined

I wasn't breastfeed, so what's your line of reasoning now?

Also, missionary and cowgirl are the best positions, so the ass is irrelevent. Doggy is for apes.

For a petite girl, Max has a cute, CUTE butt!

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it's a pretty good butt

>locking knees
Scared the shit outta me

>2pl8

>Hot dog on buns are for apes
>Hot dog on crackers masterrace

>I wasn't breastfeed
There is the problem, you want to experience what you couldn't do with your mother when you were a child.

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>I don't like a thing, but other people do. This contradicts me, so I'll rationalize that I must be better with half-truths and anecdotal evidence.

threadly reminder of how fucking degenerate Cred Forums has become

>bottom left
D U B L I N
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basically it boils down to would you rather fuck Remy Lacroix or Jessica Nigri.

Remy gets my dick every time.

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you're supposed to lock your knees out in a squat you fucking retard, stop using the leg press machine like a fucking little bitch

lmao2plate for a non-fat grill is really impressive

So sayeth the deerfucker

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kek'd

>muh SJW Boogieman

It's not any better than Console war bullshit.

equine master race

>Until Dawn
>Infamous First Light
>Killzone Shadowfall's DSL females
>All PS4 exclusives
>Models won't be ripped from PS4 games for years to come

It hurts. At least we're about to get Jodie from Beyond Two Souls.

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Game?

Console war bullshit is just on the internet.
SJW shit permeates into real life and fucks with modern law systems.
Just ask Canada.

I have sauna

Horizon Zero Dawn

>preferring anything else
It's cool, kohai

sjw sim 2k16

D-do you guys think I have a nice butt?

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Savage.

>that webm
Jaysus

its ok i think

yes
now fuck off
videogames

What are you waiting for?

I gotta watch this movie again.
>tfw no Han Chinese Mulan gf

>that stock return to gameplay camera shift

FUCK AAA DEVELOPMENT

Having a large ass, fit or fat, is never an attractive trait for a male.

Ok I will fuck off.
Thanks for saying it's nice though

>source: my ass

wat

funny thing /fit/ uses workout as a mean to get out of their dweeb ways but their mindset is still the same.

ha

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Delete these. Now.

>that screencap about the reloading animations dance

Let me type the obligatory:

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTRRRRRRRRRAAPPPPPPPP

wat
whats hot?

>comprised primarily of white surbannites
wew

no

What is this, crossfit?

>Marlowe
tfw you'll never have a /vit/ bf

>white suburbanites
>in the suburbs
wew

This is literally the only reason to ever go to a gym. Fuck getting big. I just want to stare at that ass all day.